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My baby daddy, up with our daughter after taking what we call the night shift so I can finish HOFAS - did you see somewhere called her the "Mortal Queen of Fae Smut"?
Me nodding - I did.
Him - didn't one of your mutuals reblog something a while ago saying you write better smut than she does? Wouldn't that make you the Mortal Queen of Fae Smut?
Me - now sweaty because I worry about my smut being boring and shitty while also planning a month of it (yeah. Help me figure that out) and struggle taking compliments- No. Sarah, Jennifer, and Laura all hold those titles for me. Plus, like 10 people on tumblr, I can name off the top of my head.
Him - Hmmmm.. Well, if you say so, Liz. Let me know when you publish a faerie smut book so I can be at the midnight release with Jason Kelce energy.
Me *internally* - we're having another baby.
*Also me internally* - imaging both my baby daddy and Cassian with Jason Kelce energy.
Also Ps @nocasdatsgay your reblog is currently saved as a screenshot I keep open on my computer for when I'm doubting myself. I adore you.
#elizabeths.updates#tell me jason kelce isn't Cassian#may have to write something based on this since sports are a thing in ACOTAR#just him lucien and rhys shirtless chugging beer in celebration of their team scoring#delicious#also also i love my baby daddy
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I'm gonna need to see a closeup of Glenn from the first image for normal reasons and not so I can confirm that it's 1. Morgan's bandana in his pocket and 2. Her sunglasses (assuming they're hers and she just put them on little Nick because she doesn't have any and they're adult size??). Your art is beautiful and I'm insane thank you so much
anon we're kissing on the lips right now
#ramble#dndads#dungeons and daddies#i am not immune to a man and his dead wife#glenn and morgan were 100% 'put sunglasses on the baby bc everyone needs to know how cool he is' parents#did not realise there were so many other dndads people following me!!!!!!!#amazing#also i love people who see my art and read my mind it makes me so happy i love you all
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I LOVE BROPPY
*gives them babies*
#trolls dreamworks#trolls#my art#queen poppy#branch trolls#poppy trolls#broppy#branch x poppy#i love them dearly#my beloveds#fankid#in twitter there are SO many broppy babies and they're all beautiful :''''v#the troll babies have no names yet asjdaksjd#i'll draw a little comic about them deciding their names bc it'd be cute methinks#also yeah more twins bc since I have twin baby brothers my first thought for fankids is almost always twins SJDKSJ#that singing mommy and daddy and then just falling asleep is from when jake the dog was born alskdalsd#their hair is supposed to look a tad bit like floyd's akjsdja#NOO I FORGOT THE BABIES' TAILS :'''V
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FUCK YES STEPHANIE IS THE JASON THAT NEVER WAS PANDA YOU ARE THE HERO THIS FANDOM NEEDS BUT DOES NOT DESERVE PREACH THE GOSPEL OF STEPHANIE AMEN
#I FORMALLY FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL YOUR WRONG OPINIONS ABOUT PRE-REBOOT DICK GRAYSON#not everyone can be correct all the time like me ig#thepandaredd#undescribed#can someone please do a transcript#jason stans who hate jason killing are already shopping on the wrong aisle#but the ones who muzzle him for bruce-stanning or ship reasons and sideline steph are the weakest fucking links in fandom#people who love jason but not stephanie are just misogynistic nitwits#I've seriously never met a steph hater that wasn't a bigoted bag of dicks every which way#panda also thinks anyone who doesn't think bruce is a terrible father is nuts. you'd think that was obvious#but the batfandom is powered by people with a rich white Daddy kink#spoiler#robin#girl robin#fandom misogyny#bat meta#robin meta#stephanie brown#jason todd#my golden daughter#my murder baby#jaysteph#<- not my ship but relevant to their interests#batfamily#anti bruce wayne#regular reminder for zionists to not interact with any of my posts and to die in a fire instead#spite waffle
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i wish you all a very tutti monday everyone.
#i love his damn face so much please stop looking like a lil baby you're a grown ass man#jk he will always be my baby but also my daddy you know what i mean?#tutti thursday#it‘s not thursday i know but i miss his face ok!!#lmao#tobias forge#ghost band#copia#papa emeritus#ghost#ghesties#the band ghost#myedit#papa emeritus iv#ghost sweden
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I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask
Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???
Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.
BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after
I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-
The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.
There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.
But above all else THE LYRICS
ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE
"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"
DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.
It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.
#Call me Sir Pentious cause Im crying like a baby over here.#WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS GEM FROM ME. THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND#I didnt even mention lyrics like “I've been dying to find out who you are. looks like the apple doesnt fall far.”#“You are a part of who I am” “you are the only thing worth fighting for” that just BREAK ME#but oh well#BTW of course I was gonna watch and become obsessed with Hazbin Hotel. I am a theater kid that loves animation. It was like meant for me#could do with a little less obsenities but thats alright its a staple of the show#On another note I almost went insane when I found out lucifer was Jeremy Jordan.#Like its insane how that man always ends up in my obsessions. Newsies. Tangled the series. The Death Note Musical#(Im team L btw in death note but GOD Jeremy's singing made me reconsider for a milisecond in Where's the justice he is just THAT GOOD)#Erika I knew from the mean girls musical which I also deeply enjoy#its Insane the Talent this show brought in. my theater kid heart is ELATED#Last thing is I gotta say I LOVED Lucifer#Like I thought I was gonna hate him because everyone was talking about charlie's daddy issues#I thought he was gonna be neglectful and manipulative#BUT NO. He is a silly (little) father who just loves his daughter but doesnt know how to show it#And had DREAMS and AMBITION and fate in humanity. And he is just such a fun character to follow I had such a riot with this episode#Hazbin Hotel#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#charlotte morningstar
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I have eyes and ears ok I SEE Davrin and I HEAR Lucanis
But mama I am a monster fucker
#rook x emmrich#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#datv#datv spoilers#and so down the emmrich brick road I GO girl BONE DADDY#I romanced Emmrich so hard he turned into a Lich#sorry Manfred I did love our games of bone paper scissors#but he sacrificed himself nobly and he talked and he’s a wisp so I don’t think that’s how they die#I hc manny simply floated out of the skeleton because he’s a smart baby to make myself feel better lol#manny is fine we’ll name our lich baby after him#Emmrich follows his dreams in my story and overcomes his fear of death#also I read a fic where Emmrich sloppy smashes u whi#le whispering poetry in your ear and said yep I want that#also his flirting is great#ALSO ALSO he’s the only one that went for it! thing 1 over there liking the hunt and the Chase alright let’s see where that gets u homie#and thing 2 is blocking me left and right to go play dead in the crows I’m good he kept asking for more and more but pulling back#Emmrich the only one with the balls to actually ask you on a date I really appreciate that 🤣🤣🤣
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listen,….. we don’t know y hermie didn’t grow up with his dads but i already know its going to DEVASTATE ME when anthony tells us bc i know they would have loved the little joker, our sweet little thespian (also big brother nick hellooooooo)
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndaddies#jodie foster#scam likely#hermie the unworthy#scam actually#nick close#nick foster#nicholas foster#nicholas close#scodie#idk wtf is their ship name someone help#my art#wasn’t originally gonna make a lil comic but then i was like what if they didn’t tell nick and he comes home one day to hell and hermie is j#just there and everyone’s like o FUCK WE DIDNT TELL U LOL#also the idea that hermie is just now learning of his true family and he has a uncle and brother and two dads he’s never met but (i hope i b#believe i want it to be true) they love him v v much and the thought of nick meeting hermie and immediately taking on a big brother role mal#makes me wanna CRY bc he’s already taylor’s friend and yeah he said trust no one but he’s good to his son and he’s his baby brother who he’s#never met but what if he just feels v protective over him bc he’s been thru so much already and is now having an identity crisis bc WHO IS H#HERMIE??? like idk it’s a bit melancholic to think abt what if they were in each other’s lives??? how would have nick been as a big bro???#sigh it’s 2am and i have work in 5 ish hours but i just had to get this outttt
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Still genuinely baffled by a comment I saw about Legend of Vox Machina not really dealing with the Calamity in the first 2 seasons
I can only assume it’s from someone who didn’t watch the first campaign, or wasn’t aware of the timeline, because the only thing we knew about the Calamity for most of Vox Machina’s campaign was “well shit that sounded bad, made the divine gate, got cool items tho”
The Raven Queen not being one of the original gods basically didn’t come up until it was Final Boss time, and she was the most present deity in the campaign (it was a real big deal that she threw in for VM and tbh no one appreciated it the way we will now that Downfall is out)
ExU: Calamity didn’t happen until after the first season had already aired
They. Literally couldn’t have referenced it. It didn’t exist.
And given animation schedules, and that there was only about 6 months between ExU: Calamity happening at all and the season release, the scripts were definitely already finalized by the time Brennan picked up the DM screen
They really are bringing it up at the first possible opportunity, and frankly way earlier than Vox Machina really should.
Minor timeline spoilers ahead:
We’re still in the Chroma Conclave arc, the concept of the Vestiges was still brand new and they were pretty focused on how they’d be useful against the Big Fuck Off Dragons Attacking Everything
They didn’t even go to the Hells until after Keyleth finished her DruidQuest, Scanlan didn’t even go it was a Taryon adventure
(Poor Noelle Stevenson had to come back to try and guest again a week later because they got side tracked it was amazing)
(Also anyone who enjoyed the Honey Heists and wondered where Tova came from that’s her they met her in Hell)
Matt had the concept of the Calamity prepared well in advance of the campaign even airing and the reason it didn’t come up much in campaign 1 is the same reason we didn’t get even just hefty lore drops in the first 2 seasons - never mind that they couldn’t possibly have included events from a mini campaign that hadn’t happened:
It wasn’t all that relevant
The animated show isn’t just for Critters who already know all about the world and Vox Machina and they really are squeezing as much extra juice into it for us as they can
But it’s also a starting off point for people who’ve never heard of Critical Role, and has pretty faithfully followed the campaign so far
There’s really not a good place in the Briarwood arc to stop and talk about ancient history older than the gotdang vampire, Vecna has to wait his turn
And then there’s literal dragons everywhere wrecking shop and they have 20 minutes to get through multiple 3-4 hour long episodes
Matt’s wiggling as much in there as fast as he can, pretty sure the first two seasons already had more Calamity lore than the VM campaign
But
But
Can you even imagine
Animated ExU: Calamity 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
#tlovm#legend of vox machina#exu calamity#trust i also wish it had more#but since xerxes did not exist when season 2 was being written#no they yote him in as fast as possible#and i love it#now for evandrin references pls#ugh i hope they see him in another season or two when they go to hell#just like#in the background#my kingdom for xerxus to be percy’s baby tief’s demonic baby daddy#buuuut probably not to be#he’d be a little high level for that encounter
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I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST THESE
heres some jonathan vs johnny [vs lark and sparrow] and also baby johnny from my instagram
i think this is the last of my johnny rations, once school lets up for me again ill be doodlin more
#baby johnny... . ouuuhhh baby johnny... . ..#my sweet sweet boy i love him#also i gotta draw jonathan smiling once in a while. hes not always pissy i swear#i think ive got some in my sketchbook#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dungeons and dads#dndads fanart#dndads oc#oc: johnny close#glenn close#dndads glenn close#lark and sparrow#lark oak garcia#sparrow oak garcia
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Dream daddy au but its all the dads/dad figures from different LOZ aus
(Ideas in the tags)
#trippy talks#i have my au with Heavens so is the sky and has two little babies#hes a very sweet and soft dad and would have a bunch of pet birds. his role would probably be ‘sweet dad next door’#lu time is def here#the rugged dad whos cold but also a secret softie! twi is his bio kid but his practically a dad to all of twis little friends too#Drifter from HODM is the dad with older kids who is a ‘grumpy’ goofball that you meet when he comes back to town to pick stuff up for his-#farm#twilight from sacred realm is the girl dad thats LOVES his daughter and will spend your first date jusy talking about her#thats all the dads i know— if u have aome ideas id love to hesr them!#linked universe#lu time#across the galaxy#aog heavens#sr twilight#zeldathesacredrealm#drifter hodm#dream daddy
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someone doing the math down to the MINUTE detail and finding that Minthara might actually be around the age of 230 and I'm floored... cause.. she really IS the 20 year old of Drow ages.
#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings#[ 🕷️ ] —— headcanons#[ *me rewriting every thought in my head* ]#[ its also more funny when you consider she has a daughter and baby daddy back in menzo. its even more funny if shes romanced to a male. ]#[ BUT MAMA I LOVE HIM!! *stomps foot* ]
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I think it's a bit of a missed oppurtunity that we didn't get a scene of Tiny Diamond reuniting with Guy Diamond at the end of the movie I feel like it'd sum up his lil character arc perfectly, seeing as the main theme is family and all
#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#tiny diamond#guy diamond#i wanted him to jump into his daddys hands n be like#daddy i change my mind i wanna keep being baby#also guy d was totes freaking out when he realized his 1 month son who he loves n adores was fucking GONE for like 3 days#we as a society need to appreciate their relationship more they r literally the cutest#castortxt
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@zillylilguyz I did already send it to you but bah it's your vision <3 can't wait for their fight to the death to become the new king of hell <333
anyways posts this and then immediately falls asleep
#my art#theyre so silly i love them#also i haven't drawn normal in so long im so sorry my beloved baby boy#undescribed#<- i will add my id in the morning but im sorry im so eepy#dndads spoilers#taylor swift dndads#dndads taylor swift#normal oak#normal swallows oak garcia#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies
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rosinha x liu and zé x edu like that one two bi exes meme (please tell me you know what im talking about LMAO)
LMAO I DO!! JDFJNDJN yes- literally- damn Also, just a headcanon of mine but, while I could see Rosinha and Liu having a lasting relationship I kinda can't see Edu and Zé working out in the end. I think Edu would smash it and leave it if you know what I mean...
#Edu could be a sugar daddy but zé would be the WORST sugar baby#they could have some really passionate nights tho...#I feel like Edu wouldn't be able to match zé's interests so their banter wouldn't be as good and that would be EXTREMELY egregious to zé#also zé is really annoying and I feel that as soon as edu had that post nut clarity he would tell him to (politely) gtfo of his house LMAO#I've tought a lot abt them and it shows 💀#Rosinha and Liu I think have a really sweet relationship and I like to think they both love motorcycling and jewelry#also Liu legit looks out for Ró and I love that so much for my favorite girlie S2#ask#anonymous#you sly dog you got me monologuing in the tags-
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the emperor is clearly setting up fan xian to take over the country but not, i think, as next emperor...i think he's hoping that the next "phase" of societal development will be kicked off by fan xian. like, the monarchy will be abolished and fan xian will be in charge. he thinks monarchy is stupid and the only person he trusts to abolish it right is the guy whose consciousness is a partial copy of his own. why else would he be assisting fan xian in consolidating power (or rather, sort of forcing power onto fan xian from all sides, even though all fan xian wants to do is live a carefree life and not have anyone trying to kill him) while at the same time allowing fan xian's gross breaches of etiquette and respect toward the emperor, and not only allowing them but bringing attention to them in front of everyone and being like, aw, you kooky guy, not kneeling to me. you're so funny. live your truth. like that's actually insane?? bixia i am obsessed with you.
#joy of life#i can't stop thinking about the emperor he is consuming me...who is he...what is he doing...#sadly i no longer think it's possible for him to be fan xian's mom :( but i am embracing the possibilities inherent in the other major#contender for his identity...that he's fan xian (or rather that fan xian is him in some way)#my posts#jol emperor#i also want to know what is up with all of fx's daddy figures. he's got: his actual dad; his FIL; chen pingping who was in love#with his mom; the emperor; his laoshi; and wu zhu shu#wu zhu and chen pingping's utter devotion to him makes sense because they were devoted to his mom#laoshi helped to raise him so obviously they're close. but who really sent him? was it dad fan? was it chen pingping?#his FIL supports him because he lost his heir and needs a new one and fan xian is nice to his other kids#(speculation) bixia has his back because the emperor created him in a lab for the express purpose of abolishing the monarchy#and also like. general egotistical reasons bc they're kind of the same person (or at least that's how the emperor would see it)#so really it comes down to his actual dad. what is the deal with that guy#was he ever actually with fan xian's mom? was he a sperm donor. why does he treat fan xian with so much respect#he was close buddies with chen pingping right? when did chen pingping become paralyzed? can he have children?#was the original plan for chen pingping and fan xian's mom to have a baby implanted with bixia's consciousness#but chen pingping was paralyzed and his bff fan-xiong stepped in to provide the dna?#or is dad not biologically fx's dad but for political reasons they all agreed that he would be fx's dad?#like who all is in on this and what is the agreement they actually have#and does FIL know anything about it or is he just there like. i'm just happy to have a SIL <3
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