#also Nightmare was PISSED

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

where does the gang get the food they cook from? is it usually thefted or legally purchased (gasp) from another au? laughing picturing them in line at a grocery store

Freezer: i am a freezer Freezer: this is the freezer song Freezer: What's with all these homies, Freezer: dissing my girl? Freezer: why do they ever gotta- Cereal Brand Names: eieio cereal, fresh tastic cereal, brand name cereal, uwu cereal, brand name cereal chocolate, MTT GLITTER CEREAL Foot Cart Text: food or smnth

Karen: -and furthermore, you are scaring my child! Can't you monsters do monster things in your own places?! Horror: i- Karen: You should honestly leave this store and never come back. Karen's Child: clearly enamored with Horror's scar and relating to it

Nightmare: (internally repeating "murder is bad" in his head)

Horror: boss? Nightmare: ah- yeah? (moves shopping cart)

Horror: (tearing up/on the verge of tears) i'm sorry, i don't like this shopping trip anymore. can we please go home? Horror: <- sensitive about his physical appearance

Nightmare: of course! let's call Killer.

[cringefail-clown]

turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out

jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop

dirk: seagull + hal

roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish

jake: gcat + his dreamself

[bunnieswithknives]

Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

[sunflowergraves]

[unpretty]

my final verdict now that i am nearing the end of this clusterfuck is that if you are setting up your own website to sell or paywall content you should not bother sending a newsletter unless you're really fucking determined

i am now paying for

SMTP2GO to actually process emails and not have them get sent straight to spam (note that the free version of this works fine for basic account stuff for your users) [this is $10 a month or $100 a year]

MailPoet refused to actually send emails for me but i still have to pay for the creator plan that doesn't include processing emails, because that's the only way to ensure that only paying members get emails (sending emails to nonpaying members would make it even more expensive) [this is $11 a month or $114 a year]

a PO box, because you're required to have an address in the footer of your emails and i'm not giving out my home address [this is $19 every three months or $58 a year]

none of which i would have to do if i just kept saying "if you want emails use an rss to email service like feedrabbit, here's a link, good fucking luck"

[ganondoodle]

the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change

i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!

i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies

maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs

[reverseisekai-richie]

The Queen in White

The Lord in Black

More than rulers, they are the living Black and White itself, unable to ever fully rid themselves of the other.

Wanted to add some more Yog-Sothoth “knows the gate, is the gate, is the key and guardian of the gate” and Azathoth “our reality is his mindless dream” flavor to Wiggly and Webby in my headcanon in a few ways, and also an idea on why gods have a 5-v-1 stalemate. 

[strainedgeek]

I recently turned back to linux after getting a PC running win11 because everything was too infuriatingly stable and there were never any problems to fix

Oh noo, discord support for linux doesn't exist and extremely simple features such as having audio while screensharing aren't available? Welp. Time to jump ship, and use another client

"Bluh bluh you're breaking TOS"

Yeah motherfucker go fix support for my not-windows OS and get back to me

Always funny to me how developers want you to use their official program, but won't ever pull their fucking weight to support users

[solargeist]

Why do the watchers and Xelqua call Grian sunset and does it have anything to do with the fact that Grian literally means sun in Irish?

(I'm sorry if you've already answered this I'm on mobile and looking back through posts takes forever)

Yeah it’s bc his name means Sun ! I’m sure the Watchers had some more symbolism to the nickname than I do haha, tho sometimes pet-names just Happen, he lived on the ocean, I’m sure Aether saw the sunset a lot and started to compare it to Grian (plus his dirty blonde hair is very bright in sun light.)

Xelqua is being sarcastic when he says it to Grian though

[saturnvs]

life update: we found an apartment and managed to get our hands on it, yippee :D

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

If Lek was in Shadow of Kyoshi

Lek, pale: *looking around* Spirits above and below! Rangi: ???? What is it Lek??? Lek: Everyone here looks like you, Rangi. Rangi: That's a little racist. Lek: No, I mean everyone looks pissed. Rangi, self-conscious: N-no one is pissed! This is just how we always look..... Lek, whispering to Kyoshi: I think we should leave, this place is a total powder keg.

[paintedkinzy-88]

Have some. Traitor!Killer ft Driller, to feed my renewed cravings for it.

Essentially, Nightmare often uses his aura/powers to manipulate Killer’s soul and emotions, both in helpful and in torturous ways. So, in a bit of spite (but also just needing a break), Killer starts hunting Dream down outside of battles to bug and flirt with him. Which turned into a sorta friendship and understanding, then partnership as Killer swaps sides, and eventually a relationship. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

He’s eventually figured out… but not after foiling months worth of missions lmao.

[papabigtoes]

Nearly done with a big Hellscape scene opening for chapter 10 (which like last update, will actually be split to two chapters due to the amount of images), I was gonna wait until I started drawing the scenes with skwisgaar and nathan to post updates but the fic hit 6k hits and I wanted to say Thanks for Reading Thus Far, the Next Update Is Cookin’!

Here’s a few of the hell bits without big spoiling below (contains a bunch of demons holding a gremlin murderface as if he’s a spicy-yet-treasured feral kitten, as well as a slimy tongue that holds evil tomes such as a rachel ray paperback cookbook);

[starryeyeddreamer21]

So I just got Netflix back and finally watched season 4 of the Umbrella Academy and can I just say

WHAT THE FUCK

ThisisfinethisisfinethisisfineNOITSNOT

I have so many things to say about all of it but I've been scrolling through the tag and most of what I have to say is already on there but I want to add

"We were obviously meant to be together. Me with my tentacles and you the magical squid girl"

I just need everyone to realize that this is a real thing someone said and it was supposed to be taken seriously

Also is there like a specific reason she came out of a squid? I just don't really think it was necessary but alright

DICK OUT TITS OUT FIGHTING THE CIA

Anyway! You guys know those 2012 avengers fanfics? The ones where everyone is happy and also living at the tower? Yeah well that's what I've decided we're doing with the Umbrella Academy

They're actually all alive and happy and living in the academy together

Genuinely though why was Reginald Hargreeves the most likable character in this season

In conclusion: THEY'VE MASSACRED MY CHILDREN and fuck Five x Lila

I just wanted to add a conversation I had with my friend during that one flashback scene because why not

Me: Who is that?

Friend: I don't know?? She's white??

*someone says Vanya*

Friend: OHHH

Me: I got so caught up in the fact that he's a man that I forgot he used to be a little white girl

[samscorch]

OKAY okay so. AU where Linda Monroe becomes the Prophet for Nibbly instead of Wiggly

The "Snackolyte" (get it because. Snack + Acolyte. Anyways.) or "Nibbly's Prophet" AU is an AU in which the events of Black Friday and Honey Queen are merged. It begins after the events of Black Friday, and the citizens of Hatchetfield- those still alive, anyway- shelter in Hatchetfield Mall after the retaliation of Russia (Hatchetfield was deemed not large/important enough to nuke, but was still bombed). Linda Monroe survives in this AU as Becky shot the portal for Wiggly instead of Linda.

The destruction of the portal seems to snap everyone in the cult out of it, and the portal pieces, along with every Wiggly doll, are burned. Morale is extremely low, and so Mayor Lauter announces they will be hosting an early Honey Queen pagent to boost everyone's spirits and have some semblance of normalcy.

Things from here go pretty much identically to Honey Queen- Linda uses her power and influence, even though Hatchetfield is in shambles, to ward off most competition. She still ends up fighting with Zoey, who's more of a threat in this competition as she couldn't find a way to wear down her voice, though it ends in the same result: Linda kills Zoey for the crown.

After her crowning, Linda is taken to a large abandoned store in the mall where the Church of the Starry Children have gathered the deceased from Black Friday for Nibbly to inhabit. Linda is intended as a sacrifice, but once Nibbly takes form, he devours her father instead and faces her.

Nibbly admires Linda's ruthlessness and passion, and cuts her a deal. He knows either an evacuation or fighting over supplies will inevitably kill most of the people in Hatchetfield, leaving him with very little to consume and perhaps no one to worship him the following year, and he refuses to eat anything that isn't fresh.

His offer to Linda is that if she lends him her body for him to roam and feast in, he will protect her husband and sons. She accepts, and becomes the new Prophet of Nibbly and defacto "leader" of the Church of the Starry Children.

That's the basic gist of it, so technically Linda kinda was a prophet for Wiggly for a little bit but now she's one for Nibbly instead! I do plan on adding more detail to this very soon so anything I add onto this will be tagged "snackolyte au" if you wanna follow along!

[anne-lida]

Happy Halloween, Kazuya :)