#alphabet boys

[shobringer]

I was bored so here yall have it: Les Mis if they played in a Minecraft SMP.

Courfeyrac: the second most trigger-happy player in the server. Only in half netherite though, he claims to have used all his netherite for his tools but is sported with an iron axe and a stone shovel on multiple occasions. His ign is _Courf.

Grantaire: potion boy, but is a nuisance about it. He stole all the netherwart from the nearest 10 nether fortresses (it made everyone give up finding netherwart themselves) and used his potions to troll people. He also sells them either for dirt-cheap or ridiculously expensive prices. His ign is GrandR.

Combeferre: Has the ign "FerreMan". Has a huge amassing army of villagers. Built a HUGE STRUCTURE containing EVERY SINGLE LIBRARIAN AND THEIR BOOKS IN EXISTENCE, with a toggleable raid farm in the centre (so as to grind for emeralds and totems, and getting hero of the village for the villager trades). Joly helped.

Joly: His ign is "doctorjoly", set by Bossuet. Freakishly good with redstone. Says that since he's studying medicinal science, he's attracted to anything remotely like science. Bossuet called out his bullshit, but it's probably true. Once caught him watching a 5-hour essay on redstone over his textbooks. Musichetta killed him that day.

Bossuet: Has the ign "BossGirlie". He just does whatever the hell he wants. Good on him, honestly.

Feuilly: The server's go-to for most, if not all things decoration. He took a special interest in banners and armour (he was DELIGHTED at the armour trim update), and is a texture/resource pack encyclopedia. He interior-designed almost every single house, building and structure in the SMP, and the others pay him handsomely for his services. Has the ign Feuilly, kindly given to him by someone online.

Bahorel: Has an ongoing war with Courfeyrac. The most trigger-happy player in the server. Unlike Courfeyrac, he has the gear. The two of them has killed each other more times than anyone has died in the server. If he's not fighting it out with Courf, he's grinding for more riches, trying to catch up to Jehan. His ign is "BawHorel".

Jehan: Strangely the richest and most geared player in the server. At first, he was suspected to having cheated in his gear, but seeing as he did not have administrator powers at all, he was proven innocent. (Grantaire, on one of his Spying™ moments, once witnessed Jehan continuously mining for 6 hours. He subsequently summoned the entire Amis IRL to pull him away from his computer and take him out for dinner.) Has the ign "Poet". How did he get it? Nobody will ever know.

Enjolras: He has a Minecraft account but dOeSnT wAnT tO wAsTe hiS TiMe pLaYiNg, saying that he has better things to do. Musichetta reported that Enjolras sometimes lurked in invis/spectator mode, when many of the players were online. His ign is "MrEnjolras".

Musichetta: Server admin. That's all that needs to be said... Ign "Chetta__".

Gavroche: Other than having the ign "Gavroche" and a Minecon Cape (Jesus Christ, Gav, how did you get this account? Cosette's dad, he'd say), he doesn't get on often since he's most of the time playing on Hypixel, but when he does, everyone simultaneously screams in chat.

Éponine: She's similar to Gavroche, only she is a leading figure in the anti-p2w community-

Her ign is "_epo9".

Cosette: Has the ign "CosetteF". Gets on when Marius gets on, just like how Marius gets on when Cosette gets on. There is a collective agreement to give Cosette as much as possible whenever she comes online.

Marius: Has the ign "MariusP", matching with Cosette. Gets on when Cosette gets on, just like how Cosette gets on when Marius gets on. There is a collective agreement to kill and bully him as much as possible, until Cosette tells them to stop.

(Bonus): Jean Valjean: Has two separate accounts, "Madeleine" and "Valjean" (both of them probably cost tens of thousands of dollars, he would swear to you that he got the igns when he created his two accounts). He has joined the server on three occasions: the first time on his Madeleine account (he was immediately banned by Musichetta and subsequently unbanned when people said that it was Cosette's dad), he joined back and hung around in the server directly after, and joined on his Valjean account the third time, and he was banned again. (He gave up after this.) (A note: he was whitelisted on both accounts, but was still banned on both occasions of joining with his accounts.)

(Bonus) Javert: Has the ign "Jav3rt", cuz some bastard took the name "Javert" before him. Got 200 stars in hypixel bedwars within one and a half years of playing (for reference, it took me 2+ years to get to 150). Is some sort of local micro-celebrity, due to his rank in the police force and the Amis leaking his ign on Twitter. On the SMP, he 1v2ed Bahorel and Courfeyrac and won due to the strategic use of potions and raw skills. You probably should not mess around with Javert.

[metalheadsforblacklivesmatter]

I mean. This isn't news. Black people have been saying this. But I still gotta repeat it.

The FBI paid a violent from to infiltrate the BLM protests after the murder of George Floyd.

-fae

[24601jeanvaljean]

My hashtags

Alphabet boys - my friends

Jabean - my friend nijs who we all call javert

my stepson who led a revolution - my friend enjolras

ferre jail (yes i stole this hashtag) - my friend ferre

a heterosexual stole my daughter :( - my friend marius

get off tumblr you should be at daycare - my friend gavroche

Cosette Baguette - if i ever have a cosette friend (on an unrelated note, join the discord below)

[enriquemzn262]

[lespontdelaborbc]

[Enjolras noises]

[jolrascirca]

MARIUS BLOG PONT BLOG

PONG

[sergeant-macho-nacho]

Back in the 1960s there was a height requirement to be a police officer.

72 Inches.

I think part of the reason we live in a

Fystopian

Police and

Surveillance state

Where all my tax money goes to explode middle eastern children to paste and chunks is because

So many cops have small dicks

They got these murder midgets running around

Like Fleas they want blood

There should be a dick length requirement for men to be police

[shobringer]

...*choral* do you hear the people sing...

babe, wake up, general lamarque just dropped

[gunlovingpacifist]

Happy 31 year anniversary to the ATF for murdering Randy Weaver's family over a couple sawed off shotguns. May you all be lucky enough to get cancer

[ciaossu-imagines]

Hi! In the “mun talks about muse” prompt, can i request 📝 for shouhei? Ty in advance!

Of course you can! Thanks so much for sending this in because I always love getting to talk about HOMRA's boys, as you well know!

📝 Favorite headcanon for your muse? 

So, everyone knows that I strongly headcanon Shouhei as having ADHD. He actually is prescribed Vyvanse 70 to help control it. He's always unmedicated though because, as he only works part time jobs, he's not exactly rolling in cash and he supplements his income by selling his pills. He prices himself competitively at $10 a pill and since he is able to get 30 pills every 28 days, it helps give him fun money.

He actually meets a lot of cool people that way, people he would otherwise never meet, seemingly innocent university students, stay at home mothers, others whose lives would never cross his other than that.

Shouhei being who he is makes pretty friendly acquaintances with all of them because of this and he has a pretty extensive circle, which really helps HOMRA when it comes to getting their ear to the ground about information they need.

Shouhei had a grunge fashion phase during middle school where he rocked longer, shaggy hair, lots of plaid and ripped jeans, band t-shirts - pretty much looked like discount Nirvana. Thankfully it only lasted a short period.

He can't stand having his hair too short though because he feels it makes his ears stick out too much and it's all he thinks people will notice about him. He's got those kind of ears that do tend to stick out a little bit to begin with and they're one of his insecurities physically.

He smokes mostly only when he's really upset or when he's really drunk.

Though I know it doesn't fit with the culture, please allow me this out-of-place headcanon but I think Shouhei can build the best bonfires. He doesn't enjoy fire as much as some of the other members but he makes the best ones.

When fighting, he prefers to stick to weapons or use just his fists. He rarely kicks or grapples.

He knows basic mechanics.

He's a car guy, yeah, able to list off specs and details about them, but in the end, motorcycles are always where it's at for him.

He's a little closer to his mother than his father.

He likes watermelon but dislikes all melon other than that. He comes in mid-range when it comes to watermelon seed spitting.

He has an issue with overestimating how much spice his body can take and gets frequent heartburn because of it.

[shobringer]

There's a 😩 grief that 😞 can't be 😢 spoken

(this one's for you @mariuspont )

(everyone point and laugh)

(I can't draw so here's this low effort drawing)

(edit: HOW TF DID I MESS UP THE LYRICS OF ECET OMG)

[breaking-news-the-aroace-has]

[24601jeanvaljean]

why are people like this in a fandom thats got a large part of the story about redemption, hope, care for others and love????

Why can't people just let others enjoy stuff?

[amelias-art]

"You were always different..."

happy 810nicle day!!! i tried to draw movie-style takua from memory, went to look up what he actually looked like, and decided i liked my version better LOL

[shobringer]

@jolrascirca this what happened to u R?

SAD NEWS, LES MIS FANS

grantaire died in a mouse trap, he thought the cheese would go good with his wine. ����💔💔

fly low, homosexual 🕊️🕊️

[jolrascirca]

most of the tags im putting here is so i can sort myself and not get confused on what i’m talking about (i tend to forget/unconsciously post)

For reference:

#’jolras thoughts : as it says, just random thoughts/headcanons i have. just words that are wording.

#’jolras writes : contains things related to, as it says, my fics/writing

#’jolras answers : for anything pertaining to the ask box

#Ferre Jail : stuff pertaining to my friend, Ferre

#PONT : things/stuff pertaining to my friend, Marius

#Little Gavroche's daycare : anything pertaining to my friend, Gavroche

#mr inspector man : anything pertaining to my friend, Nijs, who we call Javert anyways

#dont steal my bread : anything pertaining to my friend, Valjean

#alphabet boys : stuff pertaining to my friend group

#The Chief, the Guide.. and pontmercy : home to anything in the Les Pont de l’ABorbC group chat

The rest are probably fic titles, when a post pertains to a specific work

and my inbox/messages are always open.