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TALKING ABOUT THESE AWESOME EKH AU'S!

(Long t-egg-xt post...beware.)

(Second beware - writer bullshit incoming...might edit this a bunch lolz XD)

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HELLO egg-cellent ladies gentle-egg-men and yolks! Hope all of you are great, and your properties are all safe!

This might be out of left field for us considering our (brief...) inactivity, however, something like this is a ONCE-IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY!

You've all possibly read the original post's title and or beginning (made by the awesome @imaexplodenow who I won't hesitate to plug and mention as one of the top eggens!) and are probably all extremely curious! (As am I, currently as of writing these specific words I am not done with the entire segment I am reading and am quaking with excitement.)

-A quick guide for those freshly popped if none of this makes sense to you -

AU's, if you do not know, are alternate universes, which, without delving deeper into existence itself, are basically different realities in which different things occur for aforementioned characters (in our case, the fiery four [ awful name, I know!])

Some examples would be swapping the 'roles' some characters have, maybe one where a character doesn't/does die, or the most beloved ones! SCRAP ALL THAT FORMAT SHIT, GIVE ME THOSE CHARACTERS AND PUT THEM WHERE I WANT TO WHEREVER I WANT THEM! :D

AU's are an important part of creative exercise and strength through fandom and togetherness through making original content, however...I'm sure most of you here already know these things and don't want a boring textbook definition.

But now, you may be wondering, actually, probably not wondering at all, but anyways, why am I, as an egghouse official, so excited about this?

Well, it's my duty to tell! AND SO I WILL. GLADLY!!!

First of all, as a MAJOR fandom buff (if my Tumblr nesting wasn't already enough...), I love anything fandom culture-related, and AU's are one of those things I just can't get enough of, especially unique ones, even with my enjoyment of the more common tropes.

It makes me insanely happy to know that at least our community has grown ENOUGH to at least harbor this amount of creativity, which I am grateful for so much!

So, thank you once again OP, but I think I should stop with my endless babble and finally begin to actually talk about what's going on.

Now there are two ways you can approach this! and there's only one correct way and I'm not telling you the other one. READ THE ORIGINAL POST FIRST! do it now! for your own sake (plus for the warnings too as those can be important), as the shift will be abrupt and a second-hand retelling is never going to amount to the awesome first-hand one!

(Quick 3rd or 4th disclaimer, none of this will just be a recounting of everything that has happened, simply a geek geeking out over AU's)

Got it? Now good, read up and come back here when you can, and if you have ...

- VIRUS AU -

First up on the plate (as in chronologically) and it already is a marvel, a classic apocalypse, and survival AU, can it get better than this yolks? Fainting at the sight!

Amazing concept first of all, writers love putting their favorite little guys through absolutely awful and or insane things, and an apocalypse AU is among favorites for angst, gritty drama, and of course SUPERNATURAL elements!

The infection is odd, and extremely dangerous, as it seemingly is a typical zombie virus, with a non-typical and extremely dangerous way of spreading through air, and a SERIOUSLY non-typical chance of turning into some other supernatural creature.

One of the greater things about this AU I can mention is the formatting, which might be a bit of a nerdy dig at it but it's structured so well it makes a grown man cry

The recounting/telling of the AU goes along with each victim, there being 4 in total, and while the first is incredibly short, dare I say they quadruple in length?

The ideas are simply amazing, the assigning of each character's occult was also spectacular, as I can envision all of them as those specific spooky monsters (however though, Steven might be getting the short end of the stick, due to his short description of infection, but overall making sense since he himself was an average and normal guy not tied up with these other affairs, would be logical to make him one of the most common things that walk in hoards.)

The structuring was also to die for in terms of drama, has you on the edge of your seat wondering what's going to happen to each of them as soon as I noticed the pattern.

Interested in what's going on with vampire Sam, what's their deal? hypnotism? werewolves? GHOSTS!?! for crying out loud this is the best foundation for a story I've ever heard! I would absolutely love to read pages and pages of this.

A comment to make is that the most clear bond I saw was with Kevin and Billy, and Billy and Sam, but for the one that's more delved into, the first one it's just...ough! so good!!! Their dynamic feels awkward, but not in the way you'd think, as in after Sam's infection the two are left alone, with a strained relationship yet even more strained environment.

This AU is incredibly creative, we love monsters, don't we all?

PS. The Margaret comment while Billy chomped on Kevin's legs was not needed...made me oof in real life.../j

Characterization is immensly interesting, OP is truly a well-versed writer it seems, and is an amazing start to our AU's!

- REGRETEVATOR AU -

A nice light surprise to see after all of that! Especially as a brief regretevator fan no less.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I myself didn't have a little regretevator... headcanon? AU? version of things with two certain Shaggy-haired yolks...I SWEAR I'VE SEEN FANART OF THEM BUT I CAN'T FIND IT AS OF NOW!

Always thought they'd have a sort of awkward uncle and overzealous nephew kind of vibe but MOVING ON

The decision to AGAIN transform them into the well-known elevator residents was an awesome one, and again, showing off the author's good taste

Sam as infected, obvious from the st-wait should I say Sage??? Still lol, loved how concerned I was as I read more and more about Sam getting infected with the pink stuffTM, as shaggy-haired he might be, he can't escape being an overzealous rowdy gamer in our glorious year 2014 (Still kind of fucked up, what the hell gnarp gnarp.)

Loved the small headcanon/mentions of how the 4 lived together 2 tho :3

Billy would 100% be a dumb dumb idiot and not account for the fact of what these ALIENS have, and him being turned into mannequin mark, while the process is grueling (karma from the first AU caught up with him), is kind of...nice? I MEAN anything is better than that guy the lines "He would have dragged Kevin with him, but for some reason he liked Kevin, despite Kevin not like him back." prove it all to me.

In all honestly I thought the story would have taken another turn, that Kevin was going to be determined enough to actually do something about this insanity, like go up to those dangerous aliens THAT WARNED THEM like a dumb dumb idiot and probably get turned into concrete or a lamp, but Kevin's smarter, and as seen by the fact that it's inadvertent hero Kevin, he's way more well-adjusted...so I guess he'll have to get used to these guys...oh well!

Amazing story, really funny in concept and execution yet also...disturbing??? that's my personal jar take on it, as permanent body modification to this extent where someone changes personalities fast too is a really jarring thing for me, but I wont deny that opening the door to green alien cat shoving mannequin mark red hat and blue hair disco guy in your face isn't funny (plus they're all labeled as ripoffs lol!)

love this AU, although, I wonder what samS4G3 is up to now...

- HACKER AU -

Holy.

Shit.

Words cannot explain how much I LOVE characters breaking the 4th wall, especially in video games with HACKING??? HACKING!!>!?!?!??!

Always had this sort of idea in my mind of Sam being in limbo and holy SHITTT the first sentences are so good.

The repetition, the de ja vu, the situation, the casual gender change THE REPETITION! EVERYTHING JUST WORKED SO WELL FOR EVERYTHING, it just clicked! like egg kevins house was always in some way, a demonstration of some sort of limbo.

The barrier part was by far one of my favorite scenes, hands-down, not beatable by the fact that child Sam wants the parents they never had (that line destroyed me holy hell.)

Both genders thing was absolutely goated with the sauce cool, so angry you just DONT CARE BAM

It's an amazing concept, and its execution is so good at the ACTUAL hackers council part, holy hell, 1x1x1x1 was not on my Sam crossover bingo card but it sure is now.

I love existential angst a lot, having to deal with just not being real especially, getting so violent because of it, my god it is goated.

But I'll be honest...if I wasn't hiding something from you all...

In the writing of this, I noticed that some words had an odd cApitalisation, and my theorist mind immediately went to : SECRET MESSAGE!!!

I think I might be a little dense yes, not every hacker story has to have secret morse code, or something because all i got was-

E L O H E R E

Unless OP is trying to be British or is named Elo I DOUBT THIS IS A SECRET CODE AND IM JUST LOOKING TOO FAR INTO ACCIDENTAL THINGS...

aye karumbabo

Hic...another great one....more please...

- DEADLY SINS AU -

As of writing it is also incredibly late for me, hooray for my fingers!

However, this is a short yet effective AU in my opinion, as the 7 deadly sins are indeed a popular thing to reference in media and fan works ESPECIALLY

The concepts never fail in their creativity, the fact that they TURN INTO THEM the more they act like it is such a good idea and technique to do so.

Still feel really bad for Sam, I hope they're on the lower end of the turning into your sin thing cause that...that would just suck :(

When I saw the title I lowkey thought it would be just assigning each sin to each character (Spongebob theory style) and while it isn't far from it I'm glad it gained originality with it as it establishes ANOTHER supernatural setting

And you already know how we feel about those! ;D

- UNNAMED AU -

D'aww these are getting shorter and shorter... :( well still! we keep moving on!

This one is simple, shrimple even, however as someone who hasn't heard of Overnight I can't speak much about it sadly (so not shrimple i guess?)

It seems REALLY interesting however, as a random demon following you around cant be for no reason, and Warmonger Sam being a blood-thirsty maniac isn't something I thought of yet is actually really intriuging

I loike it! I give it a bunch of eggs and hope Sam doesn't knife me!

- PIRATE AU -

The moment I saw this one's title I jaboogied

I fucking love pirates, and if this is the last one SO BE IT! CONCEPTS, is there anything OP can't make awesome!?!?

Captain Billy, Samuel, Steph-SIREN NURSE SIREN NURSE!!!!

You are getting one bajillion points for even including her, and as sad is it might be to say goodbye to my AU opiniondump, I am incredibly happy to have read these and even be TAGGED to see it...

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THE END.

Well, that's it, thats the ekhat AU longpost, this was a doozy, and I am still incredibly grateful for @imaexplodenow making this, check them out NOW.

Haha, gosh I love this game.

We had fun, at least I did, and that's all that matters :)

Jar out

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⚠️VERY LONG PARAGRAPHS UP AHEAD, IM SRS 😭 ⚠️

Okay finally! Been a while, but

Helloooo EKH Tumblr! It’s about time I share my AUs I have made! The reason it took a while was cuz the WiFi on all my devices went out for a few days, and I woulda drawn on my phone, but I just didn’t feel that motivation

…..and I made a new AU a few days ago so I was postponing this to draw on the new AU and see if it was one of my,, AUs I’d stick w/

Heads up before u start reading/looking at it!

-There’s a good about of.. chest…. Like…shirtless chest 😓

-So,, if you don’t know me, Sam is,, my favorite character, and so there’s…..a lot of “off character derailment” especially with ‘em. I still love love lloveeee (/p) the anxious cannon Sam, but these changes r for story telling purposes (you’ll see what I mean)

-There’s a GOOD chance that I will make ones in the future, so for now, these r the 6 I HIGHLY focus on as I love AUs and making them

-I have posted most of these on Twt, so if you’ve seen these before, just know I’m sharing these w/ Tumblr, and then I’ll share more on the new AU on Twt after this (u can ask for my @ if you’d like to follow me for more EKH art, as I’ll probably post there more often)

Anyways! Onto the AU sharing and somewhat story telling!

In chronological order of when they were made/discovered:

1st: Virus AU (BL**D/G*RE WARNING)

This was when I was in a BIG horror mood, so it’s basically an apocalyptic x monster AU

Basically, if anyone breathed in the air after a radiation accident, chances are you’d be infected and become a part of the undead,, or a werewolf

First victim of the 4 in this AU: Steven. Fought off a zombie and it took off his mask while in battle, leading to zombie wounds and inhaling the surrounding air killing him off and bringing him back a few days later as a part of the zombie hoard that was rapidly increasing.

Second victim of the 3: Sam. The 3 were fighting off the Steven zombie, and just like Steven and what he was fighting off, the mask came off, but no zombie injuries were present on Sam by the time his passing came. A few more days pass, and he comes back looking.. fine. A little pale, and colorful eyes, but not a zombie at least. Spends a few more days w/ the two that haven’t died, and after feeling extremely weak and a little peeved, takes a bite out of a stranger’s neck. The other two think it’s best to exile him off to a graveyard, to prevent them from getting their necks from getting bitten. Meanwhile, while nights go past after spending time to himself in his new graveyard home, the other two plot to kill him off. It’s decided Kevin should be the one to put a steak in Sam’s slowly beating heart, but when that happens, things go wrong. Despite Sam hating this new life, being killed by a close friend of his was shocking to see, and quickly reacting by fighting back. After some back and forth fighting, Sam accidentally launches himself into a fragile brick wall, causing one brick to fall directly on his head, knocking him out. After awakening to seeing Kevin stitching his injury and running away from guilt, things are no longer the same.

The two of them go to pay a visit to their old friend that’s in the graveyard, particularly because Kevin still cares for Sam and the guilt was eating him alive. They go into the graveyard, and see the place Sam resided in was..oddly more elegant looking than the last visit. Candles, a red carpet…a throne? The two cautiously enter calling out his name. In the blink of an eye, they’re both roped up and on their knees. After a few seconds of panicking and looking around, a sound of sipping was heard from the throne, with their friend looking…different. Still pale, still the red eyes, but more laid back and dressed up. Not like him at all, and not in a good way either, as he emerges from the shadows with a sky look on him. Treating the other two like a frenemy, bickering back and forth with the other two, and after some bickering, threatens to take a bite out of Kevin’s neck. Ofc it’s not something either Kevin or Billy wants, and luckily Kevin’s neck is spared, however, fate wasn’t in Billy’s hands; he shouts at this new Sam, the usual Billy talk, and leads to Sam being fed up. But he can’t bite his “tough love” friend’s neck, no no. There’s other plans for his friend Billy.

Third victim of the 2: Billy. Mask pulled down by this Vampire Sam, and a slight beating, causing Billy to forcefully inhale the air. Sam lets the two go, so they quickly get up and get out of this new home of Sam. They go back to the house all 4 used to live in before all this. They worry. Both of them. None of them want to die or die and then become a violent undead being like their friend. A few more days pass by, and Billy is fine? Maybe the air is fine? No. Night strikes, the moon is out. His body starts to grow and so does the pain, the hair, and the fangs. Mind starts to grow more violent as he cries for help from Kevin. He sees a hole in the wall in the area Billy was in. A huuggeee hole. Kevin would have gone searching, but with all sorts of zombies roaming, boarding up the hole was top priority and he’d have to go looking in the daytime. As nighttime passes, Kevin finishes covering the hole up and sleeps for the night, with late morning time bringing decently loud noises. Morning time comes and Kevin wakes up to hear pained grunts coming from the front door. Cautiously opening the door, he doesn’t see a zombie, he sees Billy, covered in a little bit of blood, dirt, tears in shirt and pants, and just overall messy appeal. It shocks and disgusts Kevin a little bit, but he can’t keep Billy out, as he’s begging to be let back in, saying it’s not safe for him to be outside and how he thinks he ate one or two animals. Kevin lets him in but decides to not discuss what happened, as they both put obvious inferences together. But time after the past hectic days haven’t been easy. Pretty hard actually.

Somehow the werewolf and vampire still chat with each other. The werewolf doesn’t want to keep up with the vampire, but it seems the vampire has learned how to enter the minds of those who sleep, and some more magical abilities. Billy doesn’t sleep as often now, doesn’t go out to get a proper werewolf diet, so both of those factors cause him to stay in a violent mood, especially since he lives with someone he doesn’t have too strong of a connection with. Of course life itself now sucks for him, but being a 12 ft tired and hungry wolf wasn’t on his or Kevin’s bucket list. It’s hard to keep care of the new Billy, but Kevin manages. He goes out so often to get raw meat, fresh water from the remaining water bottles in abandoned stores, keeps calm around Billy as to not escalate anything. Unfortunately, with the other two on the loose wrecking havoc on the public, things can’t always go according to plan.

One day, while Kevin was out getting stuff for Billy, things get messy fast. Billy tries to sleep during the day, since vampires are usually nocturnal, but that was unfortunate timing, as when he wakes up, he’s back at the home of his vampire “friend”. It’s not an illusion either, he’s actually physically there to, as well as…Steven, chained up but right next to the throne. There’s been some improvements to the place, but none to the vampire. If anything he’s gotten worse, somewhat bragging how great it’s been w/o Billy being the one in control. With each sentence Sam was spewing out, it got the werewolf closer and closer to try and maul him to shut him up. Unfortunately, they’re both equal in power, but when it comes to planning an attack, Sam has become better at that with these new found powers; at the perfect time as Billy is really close, he falls under a hypnotic spell, looking straight into Sam’s eyes. Loosening up, not wanting to maul him into pieces, and listening to what Sam’s saying.

Last victim: Kevin. He comes home to the werewolf not being around, getting a little worried, but there’s not much he can do without any visual hints as to where he might have went. So he carries on with his chores, putting away the wolf food and his own, cleans up the place. Of course that’s when Billy returns, of course it is, when he’s cleaning. He informs Billy there’s a restock in the fridge and doesn’t see there’s something wrong with him until Billy states he doesn’t want that. Kevin turns around to see Billy ominously standing at the front door, nothing but red in his eyes, literally. Full glowing red eyes. Getting a little concerned now, Kevin tries to avoid the topic of meats there is to snack on. It doesn’t work, Billy isn’t listening and inches closer to Kevin, treating him like…well…a treat. Next thing you know, Billy grabs one of his legs, making some quick remark of Margaret, sounding something more like what Sam would say, and rips it off without hesitation. A pained scream by Kevin as his lays on the ground, panicking as thoughts rush through his mind. One thought was to call 911, so with the remaining strength he has, he crawls towards his phone and dials 911 (or of course, what’s left of it). As soon as he starts reporting what’s going on, Billy, who’s still in the trance, goes in for the other leg, for another part of him to snack on and to try and shut him up. That only alerts the operator on the other side more, as they say they’ll track Kevin’s location and send an ambulance ASAP. The phone call ends, and so does Billy’s other little snack, but the hypnosis wears off just before he can finish the second leg, and it takes a second for Billy to get a grasp on reality again. He looks behind him, and to his shock and horror, there’s a dying and leg less Kevin, breathing at a rapid pace and heavily, trying to keep his eyes from closing, but with the most amount of emotions he’s ever shown. In this moment, this is the most regret Billy has ever felt and shown.

An ambulance arrives a few minutes later, with Kevin just on the brink of death. They’re able to bring him into the ambulance, but unable to find what or who might have caused such a bloody mess. As they drive away to hopefully help Kevin stay alive, one of the bedroom doors open as Billy peeks out into the empty house. He hated it. The silence, the idea of being by himself, and that he actually committed an act of murder. What had he done? No…what did Sam make him do? Everyone else was dead or close to being dead. Everyone except him. And it hurt. But he couldn’t show that, of course he couldn’t. If he showed a sign of weakness, he’d only feel worse, and that wasn’t who he was. He had to keep pushing through these new conditions.

Something Kevin tried, but failed at doing. Trying to distract himself, Billy tries watching TV, because what else was there left to do to keep himself occupied? Unfortunately, hours later, it gets interrupted. Billy almost throws a “werewolf fit” bout it, but he couldn’t. His eyes were averted to someone else. At first he couldn’t recognize him, but that was Kevin. A ghostly apparition form of Kevin. This wasn’t a sick trick either, he didn’t make it. Literally floating, hair and body, he now had pure white eyes, wore a hospital outfit, but was still himself. He was lucky enough to have not become a violent or vengeful spirit, it was just him, but seemingly willing to put more effort into helping those who needed it despite the sarcastic tone he still had.

And that’s where the story caps off. This is how those 4 are now and their new life.

TLDR: Steven’s a mindless servant zombie to the Vampire Sam, who’s completely changed his attitude and view towards everything, behaving more like a traditional vampire. Billy is a werewolf who’s constantly fighting with the werewolf urges on a daily basis and against Sam’s wishes. Kevin is a phantom who’s the neutral-good towards anyone.

But now we can move onto a more silly AU! …ofc it still has angst but no bl0od this time!

2nd: Regretevator AU

Starts out relatively normal! Just the 4 of them going on a camping trip! …okay except for the rumors that there’s alien kidnappings, experimentation, and those who enter don’t come back…the same at least. Ofc Sam and Billy had a little disagreement and ofc it ended up with Billy’s vote mattering, so they go to the supposedly dangerous camp! And of course one there’s an alien kidnapping! The 4 start booking it, leaving most of their camping supplies there, but one of them don’t make it out in time. Billy, Steven, and Kevin make it to a safe area, but…hey where’d Sam go? …oh shit he’s getting abducted. The other three go to try and pull him out of the beam, but to no avail. The beam was stronger than the three of them combined, leading to Sam going into the UFO. Who knows what’s gonna happen to him? Well…he does. Kind of. He got to witness it all, but of course, that damn green cat was the cause of his new life. Xe put Sam into some kind of sleep, but with a kind of drug that didn’t look like any he could recall before passing out. But he wouldn’t be able to recall any of that anymore.

The other three, still in the camp waiting for him to come back, continuing their camping trip in silence. An hour passes and the UFO is back! It lands close by to them, and out comes two figures. One is the green cat, and xe’s holding something that looks human. It has yellow skin…a pink shirt……more accessories…..what the hell this isn’t the human xe kidnapped? Except yes it is. There’s the brown tank top underneath that pink shirt. There’s the shaggy and goatee, even if it looks a bit different. And his voice… despite it being extremely glitchy and compressed, it sounds like him. Turns out the cat just used something xe found at an apartment and tested it on Sam. Well…okay sure he looks different but, it’s still Sam!

The other three keep asking him things about what happened, if he’s okay, the typical. Except, he can’t recall. He’s a little off put by these faces. Who are these 3 guys and how do they know him? He doesn’t even know himself, he just feels, both overwhelmed and…silly? Well if the three talk it out with the green cat maybe they can get it to revert Sam back to norm- oh. The cat’s just left them behind. Great. Stuck with a curious “Sam” and three confused and concerned guys. Best thing they all can do is just go back to where they’re all living.

Over the last few months this…thing…resembles Sam less and less. He knew Kevin was a germaphobe, so why is he fine w/ being sick all the time and acting like it’s not a big deal? He used to keep Billy in check with his money, but now he’s the one spending all his money on decorations and internet related stuff, so how’s that fair? He used to get paranoid when Steven accidentally made a loud noise or spoke loudly, so why is he the loudest one out of the bunch? Especially when playing his games? It’s like he was the total opposite of what he’s supposed to be… He doesn’t even answer to Sam anymore, he has this weird name that isn’t even a name! He prefers to be called S4G3 because “1t c00l3r th4n d1s “S4M” n@m3”. He also has very colorful outfits, and it kind of hurts to look at.

So of course one day Billy grows extremely tired of this and goes to take matters into his in his own hands. He would have dragged Kevin with him, but for some reason he liked Kevin, despite Kevin not like him back. Doesn’t make sense either seeing how “S4G3” likes to spend time with Steven more. So Billy drags Steven along with him instead and leaves Kevin to deal with S4G3. Billy’s plan is to go back to the camp and be as stubborn as possible to get that green alien cat to change S4G3 back onto Sam and have Steven as backup.

Luckily first step of the plan worked. …can’t say that about the rest of the plan, because the green alien has something the other two don’t: an army and weapons. So wouldn’t you know it, they’re also on the chopping block for getting the “gnarpian” treatment. Except instead of whatever was used to create Sam into S4G3, Billy gets this…splinter? Oh and his legs cut off. And unfortunately, Steven watches the majority of that, but of course, there can’t be any witnesses, just experiment vessels. Steven gets a different treatment though, he just gets to listen to music… huh, odd. Hopefully this doesn’t alter his brain in anyway.

Well, another few hours go past, and Kevin is still not enjoying S4G3 company. So when he heard a knock at the door, he was relieved to answer it and ignore S4G3 for a minute or two. Except it was the green cat at the door and tossed the other two back into the apartment, threatening to not bother xe again or else he’d be next and it would be the worst experiment out of the 4 of them. So of course that puts enough fear into Kevin to not want to even talk to xem. …which is unfortunate because now instead of Billy and Steven returning, xe gave him a weird stylized wooden mannequin and Steven but with flashier clothes. …oh. They were also used for experiments. And they also behaved like S4G3 when he first came into existence. Confused and not like themselves. Steven wasn’t as bad, just extra and his personality revolved more around his music gig. Billy though? He’s barely stubborn anymore, he’s more compassionate and caring than rude. He’s also now a hard worker, even of said work is all about wood. That wouldn’t be too much of a problem if the equipment he used was so loud all the time and he wasn’t so confused and anxious majority of the time he interacted with the others.

Great. Something more bothersome for Kevin to suck up and deal with for who knows how long.

TLDR: Sam became Infected ripoff, Billy became Mark ripoff, Steven became a Brock ripoff (even though they’re both music lovers, not much there was changed), and Kevin is…Kevin. (This Kevin isn’t 20 years later in a bad way Kevin, more of Inadvertent Hero Kevin)

Okay! Now back to our regularly scheduled angst!

3rd: Hacker AU

Ever wondered how you could access the outside barriers on the EKH RP game, or wondered what’s the other houses like, but they’re just beyond your reach? Yeah, so did this Sam…in a way.

The day of the house fire. It starts like normal. Billy sticking gum in Kevin’s hair at school, Kevin telling on Him, Billy dragging Sam along to try and get aid to Egg Kevin’s House. The little kid Sam this time though, was getting deja vu, like he’s done this before… but regardless, he declines. Of course he does. He can’t damage his friend’s house! And there it goes. Up in flames. With a woman screaming from inside it. And there they both go, running from it. 20 years later happens. At the burnt house of his old friend’s. To make a video with his two other friends. They go in and out of the house, night after night, and it still feels all too familiar. But, it’s just gotta be that feeling you get…and don’t listen to. They come across Kevin…the basement gets lit on fire. The two of thEm escape, and Kevin is spared. Once they start running, everything goes black.

The day of the house fire. It starts like normaL. Billy sticking gum in Kevin’s hair at school, Kevin telling on him, Billy dragging Sam along to try and get aid to Egg Kevin’s House. Hasn’t she done this before? Who knows. She begrudgingly helps Billy to Egg Kevin’s House. And there it goes. Up in flames. With a woman screaming from inside it. And there they both go, running from it. 20 years later happens. At the burnt house of her old friend’s. To make a video with his two other friends. They go in and out of the house, night after night, and…again, this feels all too recognizable. She could have sworn she’s done this before…maybe it was just a segment of that nightmare she had and just now remembering. …so why did she see herself as a guy? Dreams can be weird. They come across Kevin…the basement gets lit on fire. The two of them escape, and Kevin is…killed. Once they start running, everything goes bLack.

The day of the house fire. It starts…with Sam trying tO backtrack. He really doesn’t want to be here, especially with Billy in his cranky kid mood. But it’s hard to. Why can’t he go back where he came from? He keeps pushing against the invisible force., all while Billy is calling out to Sam that he looks silly and not in a good way. Sam keeps pushing and pushing and pushing, he so desperately doesn’t want anything bad to happen to any of them. After some more pushing, he finally is allowed out of Kevin’s house area…and into a black void? Where’d he go? Where were the other houses? Turns out the idea he had was more scary than actual being called a coward by his friend Billy. …Billy wasn’t around either. Where-

The panicking kicks into high gear once he spots a group of infamous figures, dubbed hackers. Trouble making, rumor spreading creature criminals that ranged from not-so-chaoTic, like John Doe to “should be killed for their crimes”, like 1x1x1x1. And speaking of 1x1x1x1, right behind the child Sam was said hacker, who already knew who they were. They both had a chat, Sam scared of what was going on, like, extremely scared.. he wanted his…parents? …he doesn’t recall having those, let alone their names. It then turned into a kind of vent session after JoHn told 1x1x1x1 to calm themselves and let the child speak their mind. So after the vent session 1x1x1x1 went off the walls a bit and told them none of that was real. John couldn’t zip them up on time, so that lead the little child to be shocked and confused. That’s when the entirety of life was spilled to the child Sam. First was showing they only had four total “models”: Male & FemalE child and adult “models”. After altering the little male Sam child into their adult “model” so they could get a better understanding of all of this, 1x1x1x1 lead them to the gender option screen, and let Sam at it. He hesitates to select the female, but when she selects it, things start to click; she wasn’t in control of anything. Back and forth, male - female -male -female, they couldn’t believe even simple things weren’t up to them. Finally fed up with their identity crisis, just slammed their fist against both choices, and something felt different at that point, but it didn’t matter. Nothing at that point didn’t matter. 1x1x1x1 still had more to spill though. Billy, Steven, Kevin, the nurse, all of those people, none of them were real. Whereas Sam could think multiple things, it was said they all “went with the flow” with whateveR came out Sam’s mouth. Sam could sometimes move wherever they wanted, the others had a path. The more information Sam learnt, the more they hated everything and everyone around them, growing distant from the character they were made out to bE.

With all of that learned, 1x1x1x1 finally put them to a test. They sent them to Night 1, when the three of them were standing outside the house. The other two discussing about making a video, and Sam just standing there, looking upset in an angered type of way. This lead to the other two asking what was the matter with Sam, with nothing being said. So of course, it was taken as the “…” option, which lead to Sam snapping in a violent way. The world around them started to crumble while they seemingly spewing nonsense, saying how “they don’t actually care” and “you guys aren’t real”. The area around the three of them getting worse and worse, opening up to static and void, even opening Kevin’s house showing how confused he is. It’s getting harder and harder to balance on the broken streets, grass, overall land beneath the other 3. Billy starts hoping around on different platforms, trying to reach Sam and trying to “reason” with them. He screwed up with one question when he reaches Sam and states “Try and calm down. This isn’t like you at all, what’s gotten into you?” Sam then stops dwelling for that moment, turns to look at Billy, with the most angered face they have ever put on, and goes on to tell him that they finally realize that everyone and everything around them was the problem, and they’re finally realizing it. But of course, Billy has to go on and rub salt into the wound, by stating that right now, thanks to Sam, they’re causing most of the issue, which, while true, isn’t what they needed, leading to their hands sparking, resembling the colors of 1x1x1x1 as if their influence finally rubbed onto Sam themself. Nothing this, Sam goes in for a brutal beating to their so-called friend, and causes him to go completely red, literally. He starts glitching out, unable to speak, turning the color red, until he finally falls to the ground like a ragdoll. But oh no, they can’t just stop at Billy. In a fit of rage, they start to approach the other two who are just staring in horror. The next one to get “killed off” is Steven while Kevin makes a run for it. Or, at least he tries to. The terrain around him is hard to navigate, but just as Steven’s being finished off, Sam is finishing him off, they catch sight of Kevin and teleport right in front of him, saying how they’ll feel little remorse for erasing Kevin, but not enough to not do it. And just before erasing Kevin, he’s able to ask why and how. Sam swiftly explains how they don’t like their emotions being toyed with. Not anymore at least.

They’re all glitched out corpses now. There’s still more to erase to, but not before having another chat w/ 1x1x1x1, being encouraged to keep it up, because of how much more freeing it is. Except, unfortunately, it can only be done in the “world” of Egg Kevin’s House, because you’d never see a Sam outside that game, ever. But hey, at least they can do whatever they want in that world, toy w/ the other 3, and dress differently instead of the same brown attire (in which the outfit was gifted by John Doe). It didn’t look like much, but that was because it was an older outfit. Still, the newly named 1nS4Mity is a free roaming semi-hacker in their world of Egg Kevin’s House.

TLDR: This is just a 4th wall breaker type of AU, but w/ angst and hackers.

Okay! Last 3! I have been typing the ones above for….about 6 hours now. I’m dead serious 😭 But luckily! These next ones don’t have too much of a story to them (yet(?)), so this should be quick and easy!

4th: 7 Deadly Sins

Honestly I just did this one for two reasons: 1, I like the idea of 7 deadly sins. It can be fun to mess w/ imo. 2, it had been a while since I made an AU, so my mind just came up w/ this idea

Basically, the more a person acts like their ideal sins, the more likely they are to become said sin. In order:

Kevin becomes Wrath after loathing about his mother’s death in his house

Billy becomes Greed after making clickbait video after clickbait video and it actually working and gaining him some revenue

Soon after, Steven, being Pride. He believes that w/o his help, Billy’s ideas would be absolutely garbage.

And lastly, Sam, becoming Sloth. A mix of depression and not needing to do much while the others are doing what they do as sinful entities, so he just decides to sleep in, day after day after day after day..and yeah.

5th: {No real AU name for this}

Soooo this is a goofy one, and I mean, goofy. It’s a crossover of my two favorite Roblox games w/ a dash of their worst endings, this being Warmonger for EKH, and Monster for Overnight (iirc). (If you haven’t watched/played Overnight, highly recommended as there’s spoilers for this game in this AU)

Basically a little after the Warmonger ending, it clicks w/ Sam that this whole “killing people off hobby” is oddly therapeutic, and if Billy isn’t around to judge him, then he could do whatever he wanted, even breaking the law! So he basically becomes this gleeful ball of madness, killing anyone and everyone off in creative ways, while also having this demon as a sort of sidekick (it’s taken the role watching out for Sam (or Warmonger as he prefers) in case he ends up in a prison or almost dead).

6th and most recent one: Pirates AU

It should be obvious what this is about. Now since it’s new, I can’t share a shortened version of the story as I don’t fully have one, but I can share the fact that Billy is the captain of his crew, with Sam being second captain, Steven being the one to help Billy get his crew, and Kevin ………………..

There’s also the side characters in this actually!

The news reporter still being that, just old timey, Nurse Adam’s being a siren now, and the fire fighter being a ghost pirate captain. :D

Oh also Billy prefers others to be called Captain Billy for his crew, and William for strangers/enemies, Sam is Samuel and hates the shortened version of his name, Steven being Stephen, and Kevin still being Kevin lmao.

OKAY, ALL DONE, FINALLY, IM ALL DONE TYOINF ALL THAT OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO LONG 😭

But I still have artworks to show off, one for each AU, but trust me, I have alloooottt of art on these AUs, and more to come, so if this does well I’ll show more! Most likely on Twt first tho

1st: Virus AU

2nd: Regretevator AU

3rd: Hacker AU

4th: Deadly Sins AU

5th: Unnamed AU

6th: Pirate AU

[skellydun]

Hobbies are supposed to be fun I mutter to myself as I fuck up the thing I've been working on for what feels like forever and have to fix it AGAIN

[frantic-babbling]

I can't stop thinking about our favorite doomed-from-the-start gays

WDYM "shirt I GOT you"

(strangers best friends to lovers to enemies really got stuck in his head that night)

it has changed every single neural pathway in my brain, the spiraling I went down, the new thoughts have been thunk

pls enjoy my frantic babbling (hah) to myself from two nights ago

[moraysoiree]

homesick

Just my idea of what it feels like to be far away from home.

characters: Floyd Leech x gn!reader (platonic, could be read as romantic), mentions of Jade and Azul word count: 1134

Ramshackle dorm prefect’s life was in no sense easy. Sitting through classes and thinking how you can’t even put all this knowledge to good use because of your ‘magiclessness’ was, for lack of a better term, pure torture. Thank god the classes ended, finally granting you some freedom to wander off in hopes to lift your spirits by hanging out with one of the strange people that were in abundance here.

To your glee, on the way to the first floor you noticed a familiar figure on a terrace just a flight of stairs below: one of the eel guys was standing there, leaning against the guardrail with slumped shoulders. Given the idleness, figuring his current mood was no big feat. The chance was worth taking, though.

‘FLOOOOYD!!’ you started skipping down excitedly, not even bothering to get to the floor and jumping off the middle right onto the unsuspecting victim. ‘Shrimpie!’ wide-eyed, Floyd still managed to catch the falling anvil and laughed, spinning from the momentum. ‘Ye gonna kill us one day,’ he grumbled. ‘I wish I could kill you that easily,’ you pinched his cheeks, causing the displeased eel to click his teeth in a mock threat. ‘A point. You little fishies, on the other hand…’ he trailed off. Both went on to lean onto the banisters, laziness afloat in the sunny spring air. The mood wasn’t as bad as expected. Or, rather, improved rapidly, for that matter. ‘Sup with the classes,’ you tugged on the lilac ribbon hanging from his forearm. ‘Skipping, huh? What would Azul say?!’ you covered your mouth, appearing to be scandalized. Theatrical jests usually amused him, but not today for some reason. Or was it Azul’s name that got on his nerves? Either way, Floyd wasn’t really in the mood for talking, so the clue was taken and both stared off into the distance silently. And was there a lot to stare at, as college’s balconies had the best view onto the sharp cliffs, mercilessly slicing the rumbling waves into white foam.

Something occurred to you, and you asked, fidgeting with the very same ribbon still: ‘Say, don’t you ever get homesick?’. Floyd tore his eyes off the sea and gave you a thoughtful glance, ‘Mm-hhm… not really. There are a lot of things on land. I think Jade got it worse’. ‘Jade?! How come?’ It was hard to believe that Jade, who navigated human society better than the majority of humans, was, in fact, facing some trouble adapting. ‘S’ not like he doesn’t love it here, too, I mean. But y’know how he goes to wander by himself and chew on his plants or whareva-you-call-it. That’s different from me. Gets melancholic ‘nd all.’ Floyd sighed and stretched, crossing arms behind his head. ‘And you don’t? Like ever’. ‘Don’t think so? Lotta interesting things just keep happening around. This school is kinda special tho. Many fishies to squeeze, and jumping right into my jaws, too,’ he shut his eyes in delight, but his general expression shifted into something more sinister, something ascending from the murky depths, prowling and lurking. ‘Kinda like home. Ya kno’ it’s crazy down there. You can never stop or rest. Unless you wanna be eaten, ‘course. Same here,’ he waved at the Night Raven College’s walls. ‘So your bloodlust is what keeps you going? Should’ve known better,’ you scoffed, and Floyd rolled his eyes. ‘Mean! I like many of your things, like clothes, and phones, and the strange food you have. S’ not like I only care about beatin’ up some krill,’ you eyed his messy uniform doubtfully and pondered whether the eel really liked clothes as much as he claimed to.

‘But you’re like Jade, aren’t you, little Shrimp?’ Floyd snapped you from your thoughts forcefully, and you noticed he was staring at you sharply. ‘You get those sour moods and sigh a lot’. Look who’s talking about moods!? But he was right, although it came as a surprise that such things didn’t escape him. He’d always seemed too caught up in his own emotions. Or was it precisely because of it that Floyd had noticed the way his friend was a bit too quiet on one day and a tad too distant on the other... ‘I love you all, but I didn’t really choose to be here, and I don’t even know if there’s a way to go back. Even if there is, will I survive with people overblotting left and right and making it everyone’s problem?!’ Floyd laughed. ‘Nothing to laugh about in my life’, you sighed. ‘You would be shocked how hard it is to live without the little things, like my favourite songs, or the trinkets I’d collected, or the bakeries I’d always visited’. He was listening silently, letting you get it all off your chest. ‘I had friends back home, too. Will I ever see them again? Do they miss me, I wonder.. Maybe I died in my world and got isekai’d here so there’s not really a place for me to return to at all?!’ Floyd scrunched his face up at your outburst. ‘Now you sound just like Firefly Squid.’ Then, however, his expression became serious. ‘You know, Shrimpie. There are a lot of things in this world that are out of our control. You can have a down-to-the-minute detailed plan, covering the next forty years, but what use will it be if a shark gobbles you up tomorrow? You should value the ‘now’, or ya risking to miss all the fun n’ regret it later,’ his hand ruffled your hair. ‘I get that it ain’t easy for ya to be all gung-ho about it all the time, but that kind of thinking is just a waste. Say what, how ‘bout we go make Crowley get his game up with your homeworld instead? I can squeeze him real tight if ya wanna.’ You thought about it for a solid moment, seriously considering the offer. ‘I’m good. Spare the unfortunate soul, he’s got his plate served to him from people throwing hands last week’. ‘And who’s to thank for that ya think?’ Oh. Of course. ‘What a spectacular friend I have, rushing to avenge me before I even ask!’ The phrase might have been a joke, but you put your genuine gratitude for the so much needed reassurance into it. To that display of emotions, Floyd’s eyes glinted mischievously. ‘So you saying you owe me one?’ You regretted your choice of words instantly. ‘Come ooon, ain’t gonna eat ya, Shrimpie. Not yet, anyway. Speaking of food… What a rad way to repay me, huh?’ ‘Mostro Lounge?’ Floyd groaned. ‘Heell naaah if I see Azul today I’ll punch smn. Hard.’ So it WAS about Azul, in the end. ‘Canteen it is then. Takoyaki?’ ‘Ya know me best, Shrimpie.’

[rochenn]

I feel like I'm being gaslit rn

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Literally every company has incorporated AI BS into it I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!! I HATE that there's no way to avoid it or safely post anything online anymore because god forbid some stupid company takes my art or photos or writing or WHATEVER and use it to fuel their stupid AI scraping BS to make more money

[josephtrohman]

Joe reaches above his head, pushing onto his toes, to put a clean frying pan on the top shelf, pulling his t-shirt up with the motion. There’s a flash of the dimples near Joe’s spine, at the small of his back—an unnecessarily sexy part of him, in Patrick’s opinion—holding Patrick’s attention. Patrick feels pulled to him from across the kitchen, unconsciously, fingers curling over hip bones, thumbs holding the hem of Joe’s shirt out of the way to get an eye full. He stares with wide, yearning eyes... Or: Patrick catches a glimpse of Joe’s back dimples, and he has to act up about it. Naturally.

top patrick/bottom joe nation i wrote a little bit of married/domestic flavoured smut inspired by joe's back dimples, hope u enjoy <3

[floofysmallbob]

does anyone have any good fics where vi works for Silco and jinx was in Stillwater?

[todayisafridaynight]

[rainbowwyrm]

Introducing Marina: Your shining savior!

“Like a beacon of light amidst a dark storm, Marina del Phis is here to brighten your day! Hailing from the deepest depths of the ocean, her role is to provide peace and prosperity with the power of her magical pearl, which allows her to grant any wish no matter how big or small. Her enchanting voice also brings bliss to those hearing it, making her a worldwide pop sensation.”

Read the full description (and further information) here!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gixwNtEwwh0IkLgZ6Tv0N6Jdovd4WQpJwhjZR9ZM46Y/edit?usp=sharing

Reblogs are appreciated!

Extras:

[imminent-danger-came]

Because I’m curious, do you know where I could watch Monkey Kid? I’ve been searching for a while now and can’t find anything substantial and you seem to know an almost concerning amount about it lol.

LOL

Anyways yeah, I do! You could pirate it all right here, or if you want to support the show through official sources the first 2 seasons are on Amazon prime, and seasons 3 and 4 are on the sketchiest app held together by tape "Happy Kids".

[stovetuna]

Steve gets caught attempting to take his first-ever dick pics. It's a struggle, he explains, because it brings up a whole host of lingering body image issues. Tony, very gallantly and not at all because he is in love with Steve, offers to take the photos for him.

[Cue: "Careless Whisper."]

[lornacrane]

Croftparis masterpost!

since @ciscowojciechowski and I have been so possessed by the demons of Croft and Paris from The Mule (2014), I thought I’d put some of our best croftparis work in one spot! (you do have to log into ao3 to see most of our fics, sorry)

Valentine:

no way in hell I can ever live it down [nsfw; trans Paris, getting together and continuing affair]

Lesley and Crofty

why does Les Paris sit like that

Ian:

bent not broken [nsfw; trans Paris, getting together]

on the edge of being caught [nsfw; trans Paris, established affair + lowkey exhibitionism]

money bags and body bags [gen; established affair, gay betrayal from Croft’s perspective]

[ohbo-ohno]

please…what is the absolute worst thing ghost could say to johnny while nonconning him…i am dying to know

lol

cw for noncon, puppy play, and feminization

when i posted that i was rereading today's kinktober and thinking of "I don’t want to hear your bitching and whining, you’re getting exactly what you deserve. This is what you always needed to be - just a hole for bigger and better men to use. Wastin’ your fuckin’ time as a Sergeant, shouldn’t have you giving orders, should have you bending over for every man on base to use as stress relief. Keep you locked up when you aren’t being used so you can’t steal any orgasms with your filthy little fingers." and "Christ, you might just be too fucking dumb to train properly. Might have to send you off to the pound, let them use you as a breeding bitch instead of a pet."

anyways here are some lines from wips/upcoming kinktobers

“Poor baby, just so overwhelmed from his punishment, huh? Baby puppy can’t handle the consequences of his actions?”

“You’ll what?” He bites the air just in front of Johnny’s sluggishly bleeding lip, the click of his teeth loud and threatening. “You’ll try and kill me? You can’t even get out from under me, pup.”

“Good dogs don’t growl at their owners. You need me to teach you how to be a good dog? Want another punishment once we’re through here?”

Johnny can’t help but whine a little, unable to break eye contact with Simon. “I don’t want to.” “I know,” Ghost hums. “But you will. And you’ll see how good it can be when you behave." He lifts his hand enough to pat Johnny’s cheek, seemingly done with the conversation. “Now, no more arguin’ and whinin’. We’ll see if a good dicking helps with your attitude at all, hm?”

“Let me get to know your pretty pussy, gonna be spendin’ quite a bit of time with her.” Johnny whines at that, high and loud. “Not a- not a her.” “No?” Ghost laughs a little, spreading Johnny’s legs wider and settling himself between them. “She’s pretty like a girl. Pink like a girl. Nice and clean for me like a girl, not furry or messy at all. Let’s see how she tastes.” He laves his tongue, thick and warm and wet, up Johnny’s center from hole to clit. “Yeah, she’s sweet like a girl, too.”

[a-chuffed-floating-panda]

Manifesting a good day tomorrow.

Manifesting that I don’t have the opening shift on Monday (it’s probably one of my favourite shifts to work because I don’t talk to many people then)

Manifesting decent sleep, energy and life joy 🥲

(One chapter left. I have one chapter left until I hit 40. One. 🥲😫 then I can properly start on the yangvik idea that’s been throwing parties in my head for the last month.)

“You have another one?” Yangchen briefly glanced down at the large, worn, and soft looking lemur plush she hugged in her arms. “This is Cho,” her distant stare from before returned. It felt as though she was staring through him when he laid down on the floor across from her. “Cho is nice and soft. She doesn’t shed. You don’t have to worry about getting a mouth full of fur.“

There was a hidden joke there, somewhere, but Kavik wasn’t quick enough to grab it and store it for later. Flung out of the window just like Pik had been… tragic

[serrennedyanonwriter]

“So how’s the Luis Serra doc going?”

Oh you know, it possibly broke Google Docs for a couple hours, and now it’s at a 101K words.