#allison cameron x gregory house

[lewyn-martell]

Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think.

HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012) -> 1.01 Pilot

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[freakyalex990]

Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

[t4kispace]

started watching House M.D. and im totally OBSESSED . heres all the art ive made for it so far 😵‍💫 i genuinely cannot stop thinking abt these losers

[sinfulpepsi]

Peak tv

[laurrelise]

hi have some house textposts

this is my contribution to society thank you and goodnight

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

you wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum

[thecicadagraveyard]

So funny that when Cameron makes House take her on a date everyone is worried about her, and then Wilson walks in and she's all exasperated like "I'm gonna be fine" he's straight up just like "Oh I don't give a flying fuck abt you I'm worried about him tf???" Like damn okay I see you I'm pickin up what you're putting down I get it man, gotta make sure ur mans is okay for when you move on from the repression phase in the process of accepting your sexuality cool cool carry on sir

[twinkpeaked]

her: you better not be an egotistical emotionally detached nihilist with a sarcastic sense of humor and bisexual tendencies when i get home

me asf :

[barryroyco]

okay so in my opinion, if you compare hugh laurie’s performances in each respective plot, house never had feelings for cameron. there is absolutely no romantic tension on his part, and i believe that he played it that way on purpose. because if you watch how he acts in scenes where house is supposed to have tension with cuddy, it’s night and day how different he is. hugh laurie acts with his whole being—face, body, voice, he’s putting his all into every scene. his romantic tension with cuddy was as intentional as his lack of attraction to cameron.

so moving past what we know to be canonical, if we compare house’s chemistry with cameron to house’s chemistry with cuddy and bring in the matter of house’s chemistry with WILSON? the tension he brings to certain scenes? the scenes where maybe there’s a “joke” about them being gay/in love/having sex? in many of those scenes, hugh laurie—who we all know can play the shit out of a comedic beat—chooses to not play it as a joke (best example would be the “you’re sleeping with me” scene and a lot of the amber plot. it could have easily been played for laughs, but hugh laurie played that shit dead serious). i think, based off of what he’s actually said about house and wilson’s love, and how down he was for hilson, he played it that way on purpose. i believe he wanted that for house, or at least wanted to make sure that it would have a solid foundation if they did somehow decide to pursue the plot line. i am so sure that the tension he created in scenes with wilson was intentional. because he matches intensity levels with only cuddy, a little bit of stacy, and wilson throughout the show. there’s no way that’s an accident. hugh laurie is too good for that.

[alexturner]

3.03 // 3.21

[rebisrot]

one of my favorite displays of wilson and house's relationship actually comes from the juxtaposition between wilson and cameron. in s3 when cameron visits house during a detox, she sees that he's cut himself and treats it. house asks her not to bandage it, so he can pour alcohol onto it. she says he can rip the bandages off himself. in opposition we have wilson in s1 treating house during a detox when house smashes his hand. house asks him not to splint it so he can smash it against the desk and wilson doesn't. he doesn't reprimand house for harming himself or act shocked that he's harmed himself the way cameron does. he recognizes the inevitability of house harming himself and where cameron essentially says 'don't make me part of your shit' we have wilson saying 'i don't care what you do, just make me part of it.' #1 enabler wilson pull through.

[glossglamour]

GUYS .

(source)

[pop-squeak]

patient: seizing and going into cardiac arrest

ducklings: earnestly trying to keep them alive

smash cut to house and wilson desperately trying not to fuck each other

[sinfulpepsi]

I knew House was a bottom

[fr3sh-c0rn]

ive been seeing people do this (it's amazing) and I want to join in. Here is house md reimagined in 2024

the team makes constant h2o (the TV show) jokes to chase. (Ohrrrr naurrrr)

house is canonically bi. And hilson. (It's not a want it's a need)

House and Wilson go see the barbie movie at some point in time. They have a great time. I am also pretty sure Wilson would like mean girls, so he would probably go see the new one and drag house along too

ive seen this somewhere but house totally makes a blue hair and pronouns joke at least once

chase makes vine references at the most inappropriate times

House changed Wilson's ringtone to Gimme More ft. CupcakKe to mess with the team but it becomes permanent because he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. They are mid heated discussion about what the patient may have and then Wilson calls. Wonderful comedic timing.

House knows meme songs on the piano

Cameron is the only one without a tiktok because tiktok has too much drama or something or other

House plays animal crossing for the sole purpose of hitting the villagers with a net

They get to say fuck