#dr wilson house md

[thecicadagraveyard]

I love how it's literally established in the very first ep of House MD that the only person House ever listens to is Wilson. Like. The show OPENS with House only taking the patient because Wilson lies and says she's his cousin. He deadass doesn't even do it for his boss.

How do you open a show with the main character strutting(limping) up and going: "Aha. My boy best friend, Doctor James Wilson the Head of Oncology, your cousin has fallen ill and no one else can figure it out? Fine. I will begrudgingly solve this in 4-5 business days for you and she will probably live."

These fucking freaks are ruining my brain and I love them for it

[bikimdokja]

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

[cowboylexapro]

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[thecicadagraveyard]

Wilson would call him Greg and House would just call him Wilson (James on occasion, Jimmy to fuck with him)

Wilson is the fumbler and House is wayyyyy too untrusting to ever use pet names anyway. They could be married for 20yrs and House wouldn't even consider uttering a "sweetheart" like no WAY

My biggest problem with hilson is the idea that house would call Wilson “baby” or “honey”

He would just keep calling him Wilson

[thefoulest]

I love this format

[pan1ck]

[wiz4rdkiss3r]

He was so desperate. The closet is made of glass

[irlplasticlamb]

hand in unloveable hand.

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[thecicadagraveyard]

So funny that when Cameron makes House take her on a date everyone is worried about her, and then Wilson walks in and she's all exasperated like "I'm gonna be fine" he's straight up just like "Oh I don't give a flying fuck abt you I'm worried about him tf???" Like damn okay I see you I'm pickin up what you're putting down I get it man, gotta make sure ur mans is okay for when you move on from the repression phase in the process of accepting your sexuality cool cool carry on sir

[go-go-gadget-autism]

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

[dailyhouse]

[dactesup]

MY doctor ☝️🤞

[heph]

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

[jhellybazoingzoing]

This convo reminded me of them

[laurrelise]

my favorite 12 year-old boys