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Do it! Do it!!!

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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so many of the transfems i know spent their time pre-transition performing a kind of lifelong exercise in self-deprivation, the goal of which was to find out exactly how little a person needed to live. they starved themselves, dressed carelessly, shunned friends, and hollowed themselves out so as not to be burdens on anyone but themselves.

i see it now, too, in the girls around me. i'll ask if they want care – a home-cooked meal, relaxed company, sex without the expectation of reciprocation – and they say no, no, thank you, i don't need it; what would you like, what do you want, because in their head they're still doing that awful calculus, still training themselves to disappear in the eyes of the people around them.

i don't think i'd have died without transition – not in the conventional sense, at least – but to take that leap, i had to stop thinking of myself as a human experiment in fuel-efficient living and start nurturing the anemic, atrophied flame of desire in my heart. i had to learn to eat well, to exercise, to style myself beautiful, but harder than that, i had to learn to ask the people around me to work on my behalf in order to enrich my life and give me the things i wanted.

and i did it; i learned. and it was agony, but courage is a muscle you can train, and every day i get better at accepting gifts with the hungry gratitude i never learned in my years and years as a sad, scared, lonely boy.

so be patient with the trans girls in your life. better than that: be proactive, attentive, generous; be forceful, if you have to, and learn to distinguish real discomfort from the terrified reflex of self-denial that so many of us once learned to rely on.

and if you are so lucky as to love a trans girl, you must insist upon her. you must insist upon her happiness, her comfort, her pleasure, and her rest, because she may still not yet know how to make those demands for herself. if you can devote any amount of energy to becoming an engine that nurtures the flame of even a single tgirl then there is a place for you in trans heaven, which as far as i'm concerned is the only one worth going to

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A singular Internet furry is worth more than every law enforcement agency combined. I’ll stand with a furry over standing with a cop any day of the week, I know where my allegiances lay!

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Is it a mistake to be listening to a fluffy, twee, witchcore romance novel at my place of employment?

The possibility of possibly excessive bouts of distracted blushing and mad grinning when the two lovable idiots do literally anything vexes me 😅😅

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If your identity isn’t respected, you aren’t obligated to respect their attempts to force you to lie.

>be me >live in britain >day 1 of the new United Kingdom Digital ID Card system >all citizens must register for a Digital ID card to keep out the trannies and determine where you can piss >fill out online form >Sex? >tick female >Is this your sex at birth? >yup lol >do you have a gender recognition certificate? >nope lol >okay but seriously is this your biological sex that was assigned biologically at your birth, dignity and respect thoughts and prayers??? >yup lmao >get new Digital ID >Female >IP Freely

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The Snuffling of the Golden Mole…

golden mole pic masterpost feel free to add more

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Backpacked in Europe for a bit in college, and only stayed in hostels. My favorite was in Naples and was run by a little old Italian man maned Giovanni, who was a retired chef.

Made my friends and I dinner, had an impromptu sing-a-long, and he pointed us towards an extremely cool tour of an old Roman aqueduct that was underneath an apartment building! Never would have noticed it otherwise!

My distant second favorite was in Prague, and it had discounted tickets to “The Bone Chapel” which was extremely cool and looked like a necromancer’s lair in all of the best ways!

So I just saw someone say that to be a more respectful traveler, instead of booking an Airbnb, you should stay at a convent??? Like girl, there are so many issues there

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This neatly illustrates the difference between Bludgeoning damage and Piercing damage!

That’s enough phone content. I’m done now.

If you support me on Patreon, I might be able to break more things in the future though!

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Don’t give them the satisfaction. Never give up, you’ve got this! Even if it’s only for spite, you’ve got this!

Transgenders NEVER GIVE UP. HOLY FUCK. NEVER GIve up. Never give up.

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“What if <insert Democratic political figure here> is on the list??”

“Then fuck <that Democratic political figure>! That person should be in prison!”

“But- but what if-“

“Don’t care! If you’re on the Epstein list, the fuck off to prison and rot. I don’t give a shit if every congressperson, senator, Supreme Court justice, cabinet member, or President goes to prison when the list comes to light!

I don’t want these abuser creeps in power, I don’t fucking care if they agree with my politics or not!

You wanted the list because you want to fuck over the Democrats. I want the list because I want to purge the government of pedophiles! We 👏 are 👏 not 👏the 👏 same!👏”

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In defiance of the premise, I proudly declare that I am both Dove and Crow!

If I must be a birb, I shall be an unholy abomination of a birb created by a mad scientist who was following the age old scientific pursuit of humanity: making two animals fuck and see what their offspring looks like!

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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Laughing because it is SO like Tony Hawk to surprise people by being in their stuff without realizing it… and also because of a running gag on the Overly Sarcastic Podcast that I am endlessly entertained by 🤣🤣🤣

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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Reblogging for personal reference…

People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine.  If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?”  The answer is yes, but there is another way. The key to precise drawing is building up muscle memory so that your arm/hand/fingers do the things you want them to do when you want them to do them.  Teaching yourself to draw a straight line or to make sweet curves is just a matter of practice and there are some exercises you can do to help improve. If you’re going to be doodling in class or during meetings anyway, why not put that time to good use?

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😍😍😍

Her peaceful aura will obliterate any guilt that tries to stop you from savoring your break ✨

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Aaaahhh… yes… this is how a vampire would trick me into entering his house and imprisoning me for months…

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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People who have their basic needs met tend not to commit crimes.