#all that sass

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[haveihitanerve]

okay question...

[thesoupson]

Takeshita vs Brian Cage next week on Dynamite!

And, Twitter fight update:

Take-chan is 110% pure SASS! So glad he's finally getting to show it here 😆😆😆

[artsymeeshee]

Brain wanted Stan and Dipper bonding and obviously I couldn’t say no to that

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[artisfaction]

This shoot is fantastic, it looks like a still from a Wes Anderson film.

So I couldn't help myself. Tadda:

[princema-k]

arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt

(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)

[carpetbug]

that moment when you adopt a fuck ton of tiny gods at fourteen and get doomed by the narrative

[yet-another-haven-of-dollya]

So... uh...... yeah I kinda like them and their chemistry a lil bit too much *cough* and uh I think it would be cool if the sassier is uh- shorter *cough cough* and the "more spacious in the head" is taller

[bigfatbreak]

In canon, a kwami's power must be used through a human wielding a miraculous, otherwise it'll have unforeseen consequences. So, in your AU, does Imago stealing Marinette's agonies cause any sort of trouble?

honestly the biggest unforeseen consequence is that this dude is around and being himself

no but for real, there should be a hypermassive consequence for a kwami unfettered peeking their head in, but there's not because of shit we'll get into later.

just consider it like this for the time being: now that Marinette is a sage and is capable of communing with the gods, she as a living being can be used as that intermediate conduit for power instead of the miraculous gems. If it was Tikki, for example, using her power raw with sage!Marinette, Mari would be able to access the power of creation or be swayed by it - however, it would put a massive strain on her, as she's not a miraculous but still capable of acting as that pipeline.

The reason Marinette has no ill effects from Imago, however, is because Imago is playing with a catch 22. Their purpose was to take agony away from Marinette, so even the exhaustion of accessing the unfettered power of a god was something he stole from her, so it seems like zero consequences have been had. In truth Imago is now SO tired holy moly and they DO NOT LIKE IT LMAO

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[levia-san]

I randomly remembered HSY help reassemble LSK in the surgery room and pondered over their relationship before this crack idea happened. A chat with a friend then sealed the deal

Bonus:

Joongdok bonus ending:

This venue has been booked all day anyway and KDJ was too shellshocked to reject.

Congratulations!

EDIT: MY FRIEND MADE A GREAT ADDITION CHECK IT OUT (x)

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Sully: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Jane: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

[forsworned]

Well i meant as more of a lover really lol, but I think your vibe just meshes with him the most. It’s more of a feeling than anything really! I think you’re very personable and you’re sweet and loyal. I feel like Kyle could probably be himself around you after a day of fake smiles and small talk and then he drops his facade around you and is, “good god, i thought it’d never endddd” type shit lol

Idk if I’m being biased or not but I do feel like you and Kyle would get along the most tbh

wait this is so exciting to hear!!! i really want to know what about me makes you think that :o

this is such a sweet compliment though 😭 if kyle chose me as a friend i'd be so honored because I feel like he's super selective about his close circle

[dv-kelp-face]

SPOILERS FOR MARK OF ATHENA!!!

Makes me wonder if Zeus and Poseidon bicker like this

[xvxblahhhxvx]

"Atsushi is a cinnamon roll ray of sunshine."

WRONG.

Atsushi is a little sass who would do anything he needs to in order to survive. He saved dazai (when he intended to rob him )and then was upset he wouldn't thank him.

He shoved over the trash can in the second episode and basically told dazai to khs.

He had knowledge of the future, a future where four million people were going to die, and deliberately used that knowledge just to mess with Dazai because he could.

He will call you out on your flaws and judge you for them. Sure he's nice and a people pleaser a lot of the time, but inside, he's a little judgy sass and we love him all the more for it.