#alas :l

[volivolition]

not doing well tonight folks! but yet we persist 💪

[a-pastel-edgelord]

Despite all the commonly held beliefs about him, Atsumu is not a bad guy. He knows this because he hasn't moved from his spot at his desk once today. And sure, maybe his eyes wander over to you and his mind keeps conjuring vague questions about how your day is going—regardless, he's not going to budge. He may end up burning a hole into his math work sheet from his staring, but it's a small price to pay.

He's taken you for granted. After you got a boyfriend. Little ole you, who never quite changed from being a snot-nosed brat in his mind until all of a sudden you couldn't hang out. The space you used to occupy (somewhere between Suna and Samu) is conspicuously empty. It's not right.

You don't eat lunch together anymore: instead, your stupid boyfriend (he's in Kita-san's class, and not even that good-looking by the way) collects you and off you skip to some obscure corner of the school where you guys probably make eyes at each other over your bentos. You don't walk home with him and Samu these days, no it's Whatshisname doing it in their place while holding your hand and calling your name with sugary familiarity. Like that guy knows something he doesn't. Well, jokes on your boyfriend because Atsumu knows how ugly you are when you cry or how spine tingling your whoops of glee are, or how your eyes absolutely sparkle when you eat something you like. Atsumu is willing to bet a month's worth of Osamu's cooking this scrub doesn't even know what your favorite café order is.

Fuckin' ridiculous.

But what's Atsumu supposed to do about it?? If you like this guy seriously, it's the least he can do to not get in the way of you being happy.

Are you happy? You deserve it, more than most people, in his opinion. Life hasn't been super fair to you, so the least it can do is give you someone who treats you well. Yeah, maybe it's just the universe balancing itself. This thought sustains him for a little while as the days pass.

Until he misses a spike serve in a particularly spectacular fashion. The ball ricocheted off the wall and out of the open gym doors. He rounds the corner of the gym, snatching up the wayward ball, only to look up at a sound. On the other side of the chain link fence that separates the gyms from the fields is your boyfriend with his tongue down the throat of the captain of the soccer team.

A grin, all teeth, cracks across his face. He can hear his heartbeat in his ears as blood rushes to his brain. His breath becomes shorter, and he checks himself before he starts hyperventilating. Atsumu Miya is not a bad guy, really he's not. After all, who wouldn't be happy to get what they want?

[korrororo]

kira and his fave detective, nyanliet

[spacespacespace]

Jason: I ward off all theatre kid allegations with a gun dipped in holy water

Dick: *plays Hamilton*

Jason:…

Jason: HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN-

[requinum]

misa misa + last verse of please please please (sabrina carpenter) inspired by this post

[couthbbg]

I think we all know what the M stands for 😏

[hauntedhokage]

The Colonel’s Doctor

Caleb/F!Reader (not mc)

part one | part two | part three |

[redrobin-detective]

“Hey boss, sorry I can’t come into work today. Yeah, it’s an emergency. I’ve been struggling with a direction for my fic lately — oh, that’s short for FanFiction by the way — and I had a dream last night about it. Well, no I’m not sure I would classify it as a prophetic dream but it gave me some great ideas I’m afraid I’ll forget. Yeah, real great ideas I’m sure my readers will love and give me lots of kudos — you know like a thumbs up on YouTube? So you can see why I need to stay home today and dedicate myself fully to exploring this idea. Oh what’s it about? I’m so glad you asked…”

[pastelaspirations]

Controversial opinion; Error should have lost because the bit of him coming 2nd place for three freaking years in a row would have been comedy gold.

O h w e e e l l, I love you, Error. Congrats on finally winning, ya handsome lad. I drew a crap post comic where Ink expresses the same sentiment that I do lmao

Transcript just in case my handwriting is awful to read

Error: FINALLY, people see my ✧˖°.greatness.°˖✧ Ink: Yay! I'm so happy for you! <3 Ink: Although... I was kind of hoping you'd lose- Error: WHAT?! Ink: Just- It would have been really funny if you came 2nd place 3 years in a row, wouldn't it? Error: .... Error: You're dead to me Ink: I'm sorry! I just thought it'd be funny-

[crashdown]

i'm so starved of irl friends who like battlestar galactica that i start shaking like an elderly chihuahua whenever i have even the slightest opportunity to bring it up to someone

[fuzzbuns]

Hatoful bf is so much fun when u know enough about galactic railroad and demian that the references to them have you white knuckle clutching ur legs ur in so much agony

anyway heres 1 srs comic and 1 shitpost that also reference them except the first one is literally the ending dialogue from penguindrum so its a reference in a reference?

[court-du-coeur]

I'm bored during a presentation let's liveblog the new translation of Les Misérables

1 - myriel😘 a good man I-VI

[christine donougher] it has extensive footnotes! i could finally understand what is going on!!!

aw hell yeah no gatekeeping the names of things in this one

ICONIC opening 😂😭 we immediately know what we are in for with m. victor hugo

me when i run away from the US and am observing events back home 😭 (jk im going down with the ship)

monsieur that is a french version of a spanish word no se dice eso

haha that's a fun sentence in this translation. also i think it applies to many events & people in this book

so he did the "look at your cousin THEY behave" 😂😭

🔥🔥❤️‍🔥 oh m. myriel i forgot how cool you are

white man SHOCKS other white people by saying noble things in fluent regional french dialect!!!

victor hugo, finishing writing this: ahh a good day's work time to visit the brothel 😊

no but seriously what was his cognitive dissonance. i mean i have no problem with his having tons of sex but his characters sure would seem to

gottem

my HEART

im in a weird place rn re: christianity but. if more priests/pastors were like our man m. myriel? 🥲🥲🥲

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

incredible. also 19th century puffer jacket equivalent?

hugo does this whilst writing les mis except his deep meditation concerns, of course, not The Lord but napoleon,, sewers,, convents etc.

someone get this woman a gofundme 😡

also i just. idk i haven't read a classic novel in ages and i love the fact he's just listing, in detail, all the furniture [and the desired furniture] of a side character who appears only in the first few chapters. we are all just along for the ride

"i want to see the simple visualisation. is that what you have, or do you have three long and intricate paragraphs?" "that is correct. i have a simple visualisation.."🌵🌵🌵

chekov's six silver forks and spoons and large ladle

BEAUTY IS AND TRUTH BUT SEEMS babeyy

i would say i'd read a whole book about m. myriel but... what else is this?

chekov's person whose name is a burden to him,,

[the-dust-jacket]

Congratulations to all of the 2024 American Indian Youth Literature Award honorees! These are the Medalists and Honor books in the YA category.

[pearlcaddy]

LOCKWOOD & CO. 1.02

[zondearts]

I'm finally back with prsk Wof au art (wooooh) leoloids (under cut) and leoillustrations for ya

[bunnyinatree]

[image ID: a picture of L from the Death Note manga sitting in the middle of a circle. The circle is formed using curved arrows and lines from the Death Note musical, specifically from the song "The Game Begins." The arrows track the song's chorus: "The game begins / I look for patterns on a screen / I connect bits of data / I find out what they mean / The game begins." End image ID.]