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(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys
#★ my art#art#dandys world#dandy’s world#Is that it What do i even tag..#idk why i called it obscure it has 10mil visits on roblox but i Dont see it anywhere so. Whatever i say what i want#★ arin rambles#Oh boy here we go#so i found this game like. The day before yesterday. So ive known this game for 2 days. Dude#DUDE. DUDE. my friends call this game my baby rattle its so absurd#the way this garbage mascot horror has ensnared me. i feel like a fool#Just hold on let me paint a picture for you. So just listen (<- aka read but just pretend)#So i press this game not knowing what on earth is in store#and me and my bestie choose our basic boring loser starter. And we walk into that elevator. and im walking around just Amazed…#And i look over and theres like A tv on the floor. And theres the most jaw dropping smooth animation on there im like OKAY THIS GAME IS FIRE#and i see the funny rainbow flower#AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIM…. THAT BORING BASIC BLUE HAT..#I SAW HIM. I WAS GOBSMACKED.#We lost the game cuz shrimpo jumped me because i was So distracted i took like 20 screenshots of astro#And thats how it all started#i didnt know his name..#in fact i didnt even know if his cover was purple or blue#but i knew 1 thing for certain..#THIS WAS LOVE!!!!!!!! AND I WANT TO BEAT HIM WITH A ROCK😭😭😭😭😭😭#dandys world oc#dandys world astro
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cozy jarthur self care kit 💛☕️
with subtle qpr themes bc they literally invented queerplatonic soulmates <33
for ME because I’m depressed as fuck rn and I can make whatever I want!!!!!
bracelet // sticker // enamel pin
keychain // sticker // keychains
enamel pin // knit blanket // sticker
#THEURE IN LOVE…. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SOMUCH…#don’t u love how the queerplatonic flag is literally black and yellow aka their colors <333 because they INVENTED ITTTT#anyways. I will probably make a more general malevolent self care kit later but for now. self indulgent time.#because I’ve been feeling like garbage and I deserve it#self care kit#self care package#stim kit#care package#jarthur#private eyes#malevolent#malevolent podcast#my care kits#I actually rlly like this… theyre so cute…#kind of obsessed with how John’s cloak looks like a patched up blanket in that one keychain that’s fucking adorable 😭😭🥺#also I rlly like how subtle the qpr inclusions are <333 yet v important to me
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ok but like
#by other characters i mean like the two other ones#from nine perfect strangers and want you back#aka a lil hippie morally grey man or the dense himbo#oh and my boy billy aka fritz from tgm ofc#manny could play a garbage can and i’d be like…guys hear me out#polls#qimir x reader#manny jacinto
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oh 8% abv pint of sour ale we’re really in it now
#the can lied to me that did not taste like ice cream#i mean it did if it were like. sour ice cream#the undertones were there but it missed the mark#max's brain does the fork in the garbage disposal#i think i have made a choice. unfortunately it is the Wrong and off-limits choice#aka not at all my choice to make#and i am Not going to homewreck obviously but what i can do is get back on tinder and try not to think about it 🤪
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This show is just pure crack but I'm just vibing and enjoying the fluff 😂😂😭
#destined with you#i'm the garbage hoarder on top of my trash mountain and i approve#that karaoke scene too was something else 😭😂😂😂#the trio of them#aka my last three brain cells
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Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!
Tell us what you’re doing to give back this weekend, even if you don’t have a long weekend! 🌈
#pursuing my passion for trash and doing a trash walk where we pick up garbage#think Mr trash wheel aka my dream job but landlocked#Kaskaskia#Mayaamia#Očhéthi#Šakówiŋ#Kiikaapoi#is the land from which i post#land back#indigenous peoples day
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I think it is genuinely really funny that of all the Lance's from my different aus, the most chill one out of all of them is the one who got violently murdered and came back as an unperceivable eldritch horror whose first act after coming back was vengence on the guy who killed him and then steal his house.
#Not to say he doesnt have issues. For one he isnt remembered by anyone and is so utterly alone#And two everyone who he interacts with him sees a distorted version of themselves rather than him#(Which would be fun considering both Shiro and Allura aka the only two who cld remember him keep rejecting parts of themselves)#But yeah compared to the others? schrodeinger reality!Lance is just less on fire garbage can#Ps8!Lance literally landed himself in a coma and communing with horrors because he rather try necromancy and isolation over therapy#c&ai!Lance depressed ass literally got bullied into found family by a spunky teenager and an aimless clone#And would literally rather chew glass than accept that#1) he is depressed and misses his family and friends 2) he was wrong for leaving like that and is sorry#There's another Lance who is trying to kill a god like being and fights voltron the robot who has gained sentience#(This au is still in workshop but yeah)#Compared to all of That Sr!Lance is doing marginally better emotional state wise#And honestly? Good for him!!!#schrodeinger reality au#schrodeinger reality posting#post s8 au#post s8 posting#cowboys and abandonment issues au#cowboys and abandonment issues posting#This post would make sense to my one beloved mutual only and really that is what truly matters#empty thoughts#lance serrano#lance mcclain
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Spent all day at the vet with the bff's doggo and just got home a couple hours ago
I will be here tomorrow but for now!!! I will be off carving linoleum stamps
Toodles xo
#made an obi & anakin one#this is my first time aka they look like garbage but!!! im learning#&& m speaks
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breakfast for the last few days has been a bagel thin with egg salmon and cottage cheese topping it is the most delicious thing in the world but it does look exactly like eating regurgitated friskies cat food
#been eating a loooot more salmon lately much to the tease of the cats in the house they love the smell#they try and hop up and counters and shit and lick plates very annoying#most of my meals are what i call a protein salad aka throwing a lot of random garbage into a bowl of lettuce and cabbage and cauliflower#i need to start making like meals with an entree and side dish and not just. eating things all mixed together in a bowl
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"Listen, I didn't spend all day smokin' this turkey for it to go to waste -- you want a plate or don'cha?"
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fucking pray fr me. i m not sure where my phone is
#i THINK i left it at my volunteering. it ran frm 12.30 till 15h and i went fr drinks w a guy right after being fully focused on conversation#so i didnt realise i was missing smth until i got home at like19h aka long after the museum had closed like hahha. oh no.#again i THINK i left my phone there. thank god a quick google search (on my LAPTOP) confirmed the musuem opens at 9 tmrw#and i dont have to be at work until 10 so thank GOD i can go there and pick it up. hopefully. if i DID in fact leave it there#if they dont have my phone???? fucking pray for me#my first thought was NO. MY TWO YEAR DAILY DUOLINGO STREAK and only the second or third thought was THE GUY IM DATING rip#but anyway yea do i THINK my phone is safe still at this museum. yes. however did i run back downstairs to rifle through the PMD garbage bag#which i had filled tied up and put outside in that interim btwn coming back frm the drinks and realising my phone was gone. well-#PRAY FOR ME. i will not rest until it is in my hands again. pray no one sends me an important text or snapchat in between. i can not read it#my work correspondence as well. all through my phone babes!! PRAY IT IS STILL AT THE MUSEUM IM GONNA CRYEE
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As the above video (restricted presumably because of the copious use of the word "Tories") so eloquently puts it, f*** the Tories, f***, f*** the Tories
Health Notice: Please do not actually f*** the Tories as it only encourages them
Labour is going to win the general election and then say this doesn’t go far enough.
#more dispatches from the garbage fire that is my country of birth#what's it like to have a government with some empathy and/or basic human decency let me know#anyway let's hit them where it hurts AKA the ballot box#disability rights#sick leave#Youtube
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the "how the hell did all three of them independently and simultaneously decide the revolution is the best time to come to romania's house" gang
#aph bulgaria#aph moldova#aph romania#aph russia#slop#btw the flag with a hole in it (aka the sigil removed) was uuh one of tha symbols of the revolution.#signified tearing away from the regime. whatever your political standing is you have to admit that is kinda hard.#bul is dressed like a homo because in communist romania you don't dress like garbage. garbage dress like you.#moldova❤️ mold❤️ his name in my head is petru/petrișor and he is my little creature who i will tear away from himaruyas hands.#the lambskin hat is real historical moldovacore semi meaningful whatever autism. and he wears pants bc i don't diddle kiddles unlike someone#myart
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To any artists fishing for commissions or views (who doesn't want to resort to drawing porn yet), the easiest way to get yourself known is mainly drawing memes.
Yeah, anticlimactic, I know, but it's the truth. A lot of artists actually got popular that way if it wasn't porn.
I mean, there's a good reason this cringe is still one of my more popular pics in my DA gallery outside what I'm ACTUALLY known for.
#my occasional opinions#AKA garbage you can just dismiss if you don't follow me for that#though you can challenge this one or add to it#memes
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Someone: “why do you like these characters anyway? Hell one of them is a backstory character with nothing else said about him!”
No reason. Totally no reasons
#reeses ramblings#aka my older brother is/was a piece of garbage so I attach to any older sibling that is even decent to their sibling#what? I’m normal#tiny vent#I guess
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To folks asking what to call this- I don’t want to speak for the artist but I’d call it filk! Filk is original music created about fantasy, sci-fi, and or horror worlds by their fandom community. And as a relative tumblr old who is friends with even older fandom nerds who have written and performed filk for decades (from Star Trek to The Witcher) it’s so incredibly rad to see tlt-inspired music being created
Current WIP!
Channeling my obsession with The Locked Tomb series into some new songs. How's it coming along?
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