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[daydream-comet]

@honeycrashed pspspsps 👀 I keep my word

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[babydolllblogger]

i exist better as a concept ˖⁺˚.⋆｡⊹

[unknownn-girl]

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[engagemythrusters]

sometimes. sometimes insanity occurs when making up your guys. including a captain rex fan B1. because captain rex is an honourary B1.

[sprinklesharkie]

martyn and doc in the ring NOW!

[xoxoraexoxo]

Maybee im back 🤷‍♀️

[aspenispoplar]

Ok so here's my thoughts on dungeon meshi as a D&D party finally.

Okay so Laios and Falin's players (P!Laios & P!Falin) are actually brother and sister in real life. P!Laios got his sister to join him in the D&D game he was in. She was pretty shy and so wanted to make a healer character.

So their party plays the campaign for a while. Maybe a couple years or so. Mostly it doesn't have all that intense of a plot, but everyone's enjoying it.

Then in the dragon fight, Falin's player asks the DM if she can save Laios from the dragon's critical hit bite. The DM says sure but she only rolls like a 13, so the DM lets her save him by sacrificing her character, and she agrees.

Everyone's quite shaken up about it all, and to up the stakes the DM has the couple DMPCs/hirelings they had leave the party.

And now we get to the main focus of this headcanon. After P!Falin died, she wanted to make a new character, with a really different vibe from her old one, especially since she had gotten a lot more comfortable playing D&D now. In real life, she and P!Laios enjoy cooking together a lot, so she talked to the DM and P!Laios about it, and out came Senshi- P!Falin's new character!

P!Laios decides to try to help support P!Senshi's desire to focus more on cooking by taking out a book on monster cooking which he put in his inventory as a bit during character creation.

Basically it went like this

DM, (thinking to DMself: they're pretty overleveled now for the earlier layers of the dungeon, I should try and make it harder on them): so, you're running low on money. Even without the hirelings to pay, you need to sacrifice some of your expenses or sell some of your equipment to afford everything you lost.

P!Laios: Hey DM, how much do our rations cost? Because remember that meme book that I gave myself during character creation on cooking monsters?

DM: *very large sigh*

P!Senshi: *barely-restrained giddiness*

That's the main headcanon, but I also have other minor little headcanons about the other two player's characters.

Chilchuck's player has had some antagonistic DMs who loved torturing their players with traps in the past, so when they were told by the DM that the campaign was going to be "a pretty realistic dungeon crawl", P!Chilchuck decided to make the most roguey rogue of all rogues to ever rogue. They maxed out the trap-finding score to the point where the DM had to actually start including more traps for Chilchuck to feel a bit more useful, since the DM never actually planned on using very many traps in the campaign.

Marcille's player is a huge anime fan, and has made on-and-off jokes this whole time about the dungeon being some sort of bad isekai plot.

DM: Marcille, you feel a wet splash on the top of your head, only seconds before a slime drops on top of you.

P!Marcille: Oh? It's on my head? Is it suffocating me? Choking me perhaps...? Restraining me?

DM: Fuck you. Also you take 2 acid damage.

*everyone laughs at the DM's pain*

DM: There is a large plant monster in front of all of you

P!Marcille: Oh? Does it have vines? Like, tentacle-ish vines?

DM: You know what? It does now. It's rolls a 17 on grappling you. Have a good time with that.

P!Marcille: *waggles eyebrows* okay then

DM: I am going to hit you with my car covered in hammers rigged to explode multiple times and hammers go flying everywhere

While all of this is going on the DM is actually secretly very pleased to make a bunch of worldbuilding around the dungeon ecosystem and monsters and everything.

[cerasus--flores]

i have many thoughts of varying purity about webtoon dkos but there's one thing about him on a character design level that really stands out to me

the defining traits of the demon king are his horns and his wings. there's the claws and eyes and the recent pointy ear addition but they're negligible, the two traits he always has are his horns and his wings, and on his og design they're just sorta... there.

on the webtoon? his wings and horns are massive. the horns are the lenght of his face and the wings could fit people inside them. they're really large proportionally, cause dokja's body is still its regular size, and that's because of what they mean.

those traits are the identifying visual markers of the 73rd demon king and the demon king of salvation, which are both roles that are "larger than life". too big for a mere incarnation or a simple human. and right now kdj is just an incarnation! a human still! it's the whole point of it all.

his demonic attributes are too big on him because he's still too human. he's still too small; he's not enough of a threat, not inhumane enough to fit into his wings. so even though he has horns and claws and wings he's still tiny. he's still dressed in purity white. he's still asking to be killed. and he could grow into his wings, he can become that grand demon king, that grand constellation.

he just needs to let his human self die first.

[rusted-dolly]

I'm like an angel if she had unrestricted internet access

[babydolllblogger]

I just spilled my coffee everywhere . ۫ ꣑ৎ⋆.

[oakskull]

[Jimmy: ¿hey Tango?]

[Tango: ¿mm?]

[Jimmy: I know you saud the blue was hot stuff and not icy bits but...]

[aside (left): Pre DL->]

[aside (right): <- At present]

[Jimmy: ¿¡ how did you get so spiky then!?]

[Tango: ...]

[Tango: hair spray]

[Jimmy: OH]

[hellishfig]

i’ve barely started listening to naddpod, but even the few episodes i’ve listened to make me appreciate one specific murph line in a starstruck odyssey so much more

brennan asked him something along the lines of “murph would you let *some bullshit* happen?”

and murph replied “yeah, i let my players do whatever they want”

and i already knew that was a joke, but now that i’ve heard him as a dm? he absolutely does NOT!

however, i love how he immediately abandons his principles as a dm to back up his fellow players (and very specifically his wife)

[mossy-paws]

Mossy, I'm sorry for doing this to you. But I am legally obligated to sound the PM alarm for committing the action or reposting a singular post relating to project moon. My condolences.

you would not BELIEVE what I’m getting into recently /silly

[inpolariis]

Cross Guild hand studies 🦅🐊🤡

Headcanons under the cut!

Buggy: fitted velvet gloves to cover faint chemical burn scars on his fingertips where he messed around with his explosives, high grip strength from ship/rope work in his youth

Mihawk: strong hands, calloused from years of swordsmanship and farming/gardening, very prominent knuckles and visible veins 

Crocodile: lost his left hand in his teens as punishment for stealing food, several smaller scars from taming his bananawani, likes to accessorize with expensive jewelry

[issyyhearts]

I'm bored plsplsplsplsplsplsplspslsplslslsplslslsl send me asks or dms if you REALLY want to but I'm more likely to answer an ask

atp I dint really care what you ask me just send me SOMETHING PLEASE

[ruvviks]

All That's Left follows two journalists and their friends in post-apocalyptic United States as they travel from the fallen east coast megalopolis Opportunity back to Los Angeles, crossing through a harsh wasteland overrun with zombies— only to find out that there is a lot more life left than what the protected cities want them to believe. On their journey they meet dozens of people living their lives as peaceful as possible away from military forces, corporations, and corrupt governments; and they learn that the same mutated ghouls that took down Opportunity are spreading rapidly through the country, destroying everything in their path. Will this finally be the end of the world as we know it?

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