#aka Spider-Ham

[acorn-squash-writes]

Thank you so much for your help! The similar sound and stone-pearl connection is perfect. The name Peter would be unnecessarily confusing to fans of Spider-Man, I think, but that still leaves names like Pierre and Perry as an option. (I don't have a reliable source for the name Perry being related to the name Peter, but even if it's just the same sound, that's pretty good.)

Perry isn't a very masculine name, but, well, Perry Carter isn't very masculine either ;)

Hi! If you're still doing the name thing, I've always wanted to genderbend Margaret "Peggy" Carter from the MCU, but I'm having trouble figuring out a masculine-sounding name that still plays on her original name (besides just making Carter her first name). Any ideas?

That's a tough one! In terms of direct name relatives, you're out of luck - while feminine versions of male names crop up all the time, it's far less common, even with very old and popular female names, for the reverse to occur. Margaret comes from Greek, meaning "pearl" and there are no good Western male names that share the exact meaning. What might work as a stretch is Peter, which is obviously similar to the sound of Peggy and means "stone" which could be taken as a more butch take on the pearl??

Another tact could be to go for male names with atypical nicknames like Margaret>Peggy. Robert to Bobby, Richard to Dickie, William to Billy.

Let me know what you decide to go with!

[paristandard]

Illustration for kathrynthehuman of their Heian-era vampire story The Kumo Diary

[m0th-t33th]

i killed him.

[arolesbianism]

Me and my friends have been becoming more ambitious in dst, and now that we've successfully killed bee queen I'm considering having us try taking on klaus, but my big concern with that is that he uh. Summons 2 krampus Per Player at one point in the fight and Im gonna be real, I do Not trust our capabilities to fight 6 krampai without just tanking and holding f, which is bad cause one of them is a wormwood main </3

[lildoodlenoodle]

Some random Hobie information from the comics! I’ve specified where the movies might come in and fanon stuff!

Hobie, despite having a British/cockney accent in the movie and in the comics, lives in NYC in the comics(movie might b different).

Hobie is a homeless teen(I’m pretty sure his parents died) radicalized by his dystopian world.

He’s been Spiderman for 3 years(movie so most of his comics have probably passed) and his world is a weird combination of 1970s-1990s.

Canonically bad at naming things.

His friends/band are tired of his shit and regularly make fun of him for saving the multiverse.

The cops in Hobie’s world all have the venom symbiote, he uses his guitar to play frequencies that disrupt the symbiotes.

He kills Norman Osborn twice.

Yes he kills cops.

Full name is Hobart.

Originally he hated being called Spider-Punk.

He works with his worlds Daredevil(Mattea Murdock), Captain America(Captain Anarchy), Hulk(Robbie Banner), Ironheart(RiotHeart), Ms. Marvel, etc.

Most people in his ‘band’ can’t actually play lol.

With facism one of his other greatest enemies is capitalism and being ‘marketable’.

Hobie’s design was originally meant to be Spider UK, who later became Billy Braddock.

He also got a symbiote dog called Spider-Mutt in his latest run.

Gwen Stacy was a famous rockstar who died in his world, Hobie was a fan!

He was originally recruited to what I affectionately call the ‘Interdimensional Spider Death Squad’ run by the Superior Spider with Spider Noir (and eventually Miles and Jessica joined right before the teams merged)rather than the other group of spiders.

He was the one that brought Miles back into the ‘spider society’ when the inheritors came back.

In the comics he lives in a Welfare center in Brooklyn he and his friends/band operate, in the movie he lives in a boat!

Hobie has an interdimensional band with Gwen(drums), Pavitr(keyboard), Noir(bass), Anya(1616 vocals), and Ham(air guitar)

I can’t remember Hobie having any romantic interests in his universe, but fanon wise he is often shipped with his canon gay friend, Captain Anarchy aka Karl Morningdew, but Karl does have a canon boyfriend. But outside of his universe there’s a whole host of possible ships and some do include: Hobiemiles / punkflower hobiepav/chaipunk hobiegwen / ghostpunk

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/768627909539905536?source=share

Optimus: //minding his own business

Alchemist Prime: Hamster hibernate and sleep so hard their owners think they are dead.

Optimus: ??? What is a ham-

Alchemist Prime: Your ex friend lover, Primus I don't fucking know what you are, is gonna get addicted to space crack aka Dark Energon.

Optimus: Are we even in the right-

Alchemist Prime: THERE IS A UNIVERSE WHERE YOU ARE A COLLEGE DROP OUT AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A SPIDER AND YOUR BEST FRIEND, PROWL, IS GONNA BECOME SPACE JESUS

Optimus: I-

Alchemist Prime: RUNG IS GOD

Optimus: maybe...maybe i should go see ratchet...

HE'S NOT WRONG😭

[gorogues]

DC is introducing a new kids' graphic novel with teen Rogues and it looks absolutely adorable! From the solicitation:

Kid Flash: Going Rogue by Steve Foxe & Jerry Gaylord On Sale September 2, 2025; ISBN 9781799502296; $12.99US Middle Grade (8-12) Kid Flash and his uncle, Barry Allen a.k.a the Flash, team up to teach a teenaged group of rogues—Golden Glider, Pied Piper, Trickster, and The Top—an important lesson. But is Kid Flash the one who has the most to learn? Ace West has it all figured out. He’s the fastest guy in National City after all! Well, second fastest if you count his uncle, Barry Allen, aka THE FLASH. But this young superhero has more to learn than he thinks. After messing up one too many missions by getting distracted signing autographs and snapping selfies, Flash takes him and a group of ne’er-do-well kids to a pocket dimension for an intervention. Kid Flash assumes he’s there to show the other kids how to use their powers responsibly, but when Flash gets unexpectedly called away on important Justice League business, Kid Flash must learn it takes a lot more than being super to be a hero. From the writer behind the Spider-Ham trilogy, Steve Foxe, with dynamic and action-packed art by Jerry Gaylord, comes a story about a ragtag group of kids who must work together or be doomed to life as the “bad kids”.

@hesmiledlikeaweatherman

[nightydan]

NOIR

(ft. Spider-Ham aka Peter Porker)

🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

[spiders-scare-me]

noir hcs

(these are hcs, not actual canon so these are things that are made up and NOT based off the comics)

hc him as 19 yrs old.

joined the spider society because he thought he maybe could do some good by helping others, only to regret it later. genuinely thinks Miguel is kinda a facist.

he also doesn’t regret joining the society because he got to spend time with Ham, Gwen, Peni, Hobie etc.

he and hobie bonded over similar views, became best friends for the last four ish months before Noir quit.

quit because he generally had a bad feeling about miguel, but got worse when he referred to robbie’s death as a canon event.( https://www.tumblr.com/lildoodlenoodle/720268522059612160/if-spider-noir-wasnt-kicked-off-the-elite-spider ) (based off of)

taught hobie how to pickpocket/steal things in different places/shops before he quit. especially shops in Noirs dimension where it was easier to put something in your pocket and leave without anybody noticing.

( https://www.tumblr.com/butevrythinggoesaway/719504366077345792/i-kind-of-headcanon-noir-as-having-kelptomania-so ) (inspired)

Miguel hates him, probably because Noir rivals him in size and also questions the way Miguel runs things around the spider society.

(Miguel is canonically 6’9 and i hc Noir as around 6’5)

Miguel once asked (very rudely) in front of hobie, if Noir only dated Hobie because he was similar to Robbie. You can only IMAGINE what Noir almost did (aka assassinate Miguel) before he was stopped by most spider people who are loyal to Miguel. Basically, Noir went even more crazy because of that since Miguel uses Robbie as a way to get to him.

Noir in fact didn’t want to date anyone because of some stuff that happened, but when he met Hobie and got to know him, he instantly fell in love.

Miguel simply hates Noir, but can’t fire him or kick him out for no reason so Miguel picks on him until he snaps.

he acts like Peni’s older brother, being protective of her. she became depressed after he quit the spider society because she really cared about him.

most likely smokes, Peni hates it and always takes his cigarette from him to put it out. has dumped water on him multiple times. Hobie also puts out Noirs cigarette when he sees him smoking.

humor is his coping mechanism, example (my interpretation of the scenes):

when miles said his uncle was the prowler, Noir responded with “this is a pretty hardcore origin story” which sounds like he’s trying to make the situation a bit lighter by joking a bit.

as well as when aunt may asked if they could fight doc ock outside, he replied with “We don’t pick the ballroom, we just dance”

another one: when he, peni and ham met gwen, miles and peter for the first time, peter asked noir how they got there and he answered with “it’s a long story” only to say right after “maybe not that long”

(I INTERPRET THIS AS HUMOR FIGHT ME)

Hobie paints Noirs nails from time to time because it seems to relax him.

used to wear glasses because he had such bad eyes but now that he sees better because of the whole spider thing, he wears them cuz they’re cool.

his favorite color is purple because of robbie. (angst obvi) ( https://www.tumblr.com/lildoodlenoodle/721163033344425984/me-watching-everyone-on-tumblrtiktok-say-spider )

(based off of)

his relationship with aunt may is so wholesome. she’s against him killing facists etc, but still loves him more than anything.

his style is absolutely IMMACULATE. ( https://www.tumblr.com/spiders-scare-me/723947203857694720/tried-to-find-references-for-30s-mens-fashion-and ) (based off my own post) ( https://www.tumblr.com/spiders-scare-me/723996134618628096/no-stfu-im-so-fucking-obsessed )

i tried :,) don’t bully me

i’ll post more later if it’s wanted obvi

credits to @lildoodlenoodle and @butevrythinggoesaway for the posts i linked <3

[carouselunique]

I know I said ‘what if I ship Pinkie Pie aka Silly String with Spider Ham “for the bit”?’ but… what if it isn’t a bit any more? 👀

Can I get some love for SillyHam?

[aloevhello]

Spiderman: Into the Avatarverse (aka what elements the Spiderverse characters would be in ATLA)

Miles Morales: Firebender (specialty: lightning)

Gwen Stacy: Waterbender

Hobie Brown: Firebender (specialty: lightning)

Pavitr Prabhakar: Airbender

Peter B Parker: Waterbender

Mayday Parker: Firebender

Miguel O’Hara: Firebender

Lyla: Airbender

Jessica Drew: Earthbender (specialty: metalbending)

Ben Reilly: Firebender

Margo Kess: Airbender

Peni Parker: Earthbender (specialty: metalbending)

Spider Noir: Waterbender

Spider Ham: Airbender

Ganke Lee: Nonbender (Earth descent)

Gayatri Singh: Nonbender (Earth descent)

Gabriella O’Hara (alt): Nonbender (Fire descent)

Mary Jane Watson: Nonbender (Fire descent)

Jefferson Davis: Nonbender (Fire descent)

Rio Morales: Nonbender (Water descent)

Aaron Davis: Nonbender (Fire descent)

Miles G Morales: Nonbender (Fire and Water descent)

Jonathan Ohns/The Spot: nonbender (Earth descent and wants to master all 4 elements)

[hermes-development]

]hamlet hello, curious minds

this blog documents the ongoing effort by me to shackle HERMES, an NHP also known as specimen USB-17-23-C, and return it to its former personality, using very little professional equipment or tools.

no, you can’t know my name. call me Ham/Hamlet.

i will probably post off topic often, mostly about prefall culture (an obsession of mine). you can ask me anything, and if i don’t answer its because im on a job and someone won’t give me the fucking omnihook (im taking whatever work i can do at the moment, which sometimes involves fucking off to who knows where in a giant metal spider apparently) (I could also not answer because i dont want to).

tags are as follows:

#HERMES for stuff about HERMES.

#not HERMES for whatever isn’t.

#hams life for my life

#prefall culture for that

i think that’s it

he/it but i doubt anyone’s going to be talking about me

if you’re with union fuck off

(ooc explanation below)

hi! this is me (Medea she/her) here to tell you the true real actual deal with this blog

it is me being in character as my lancer oc Hamlet (its callsign), aka Pierce Flickin. it is trying to find stable work, and has banded together with other pilots to find work ( he also lives with them) he is ll7 and pilots a swallowtail, running basically whatever I could find to support sitting on a Lancaster and locking on a shit ton, plus technophile for fairly clear reasons. it’s currently hiding from union because of reasons related to the aforementioned reasons, as well as his last steady job. he is truly obsessed with human society predating the fall (our era and a little more), especially literature, but he gets a lot of stuff wrong. it switches between weird highbrow language and informal net-adjacent speak when he gets tired of keeping up appearances tags

#ooc <-everything out of character will ohave this

#ham speaks <-for when he speaks

#HERMES <-same as the in character explanation

#not HERMES <-see above

#hams life <-see above

#prefall culture <-see above

I'll also use generic tags for lancer and such that I won’t list here cause that sounds boring

if you wanna talk to me (Medea) then send an ask and say you’re talking out of character or use my name to address me, hopefully i’ll get back to you

[marvel-hcs]

In the earth-8311 universe aka Spider-Ham’s universe, Rocket isn’t a Guardian of the Galaxy and is a normal anthropomorphic raccoon born and raised on earth. Healthy childhood, loving family and all. Has a mundane job like office worker or mechanic or something. Literally the Loony-tunes cartoon animal equivalent of just some guy.

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[epicocat]

I realized i haven’t been giving any GunplUpdates to the, like, 3 people that care, so I’ll just do a quick review of the nine kits I’ve built since the Zeong

Real Grade Sazabi

Probably one of the best RG kits I’ve built so far, at least in recent memory. It’s big, it’s articulate, it’s detailed, I love it!

High Grade Gundam NT-1, AKA Gundam Alex

This one was certainly an older kit. It builds the same as any other HG RX clone, and absolutely needs panel lining with all the molded details (good thing I picked up a pen recently). However, despite all its limitations, the HG Gundam Alex turned out better than I expected, and poses quite nicely!

I’m not at all biased because we have the same name :P

High Grade Mobile Doll May (Gundam Base Color)

This is probably my first official step into the Mecha Masume genre of model kits, but not my first girlpla (I’ve built the Figure Rise Sulleta Mercury the Artery Gear Fusion Guard Spider Feidy kit [highly recommend] before either of them). I doubt I‘ll end up buying anything more scandalous than this, I really don’t care for the half naked robot girls of Frame Arm Girls or Megami Device.

That all being said, this was a really fun kit! It was my first run with waterslide decals, and I think they turned out… mostly ok. The articulation is really good, the sculpting is well detailed (especially in the areas meant for other fans) and I just like kits that come with stands.

I will say, i do not and will not understand the appeal of battle stilettos (it’s hard to see in the pic but her feet are basically pointed straight down in the heels she’s wearing)

Sakura’s Edge

Another of my few non Bandai kits, Sakura comes from the Armored Puppet line of kits from Number 57. It’s another 1/24th scale kit, which means she is very very smol. Her most stand out feature is her third giant buster-arm, capable of wielding a sword twice her height. The bright pink, gold, and white go really well together, and she just looks really nice! Unfortunately her armor is more of an afterthought from the creators, as some parts need to be filed and trimmed excessively to get them to fit (I was in a VC with a friend, he can testify I was almost brought down by the shoes), and other parts just sit loose, ready to pop right off after the slightest tap, touch, or pinch.

30 Minute Missions Spinatia (Commando Type)

This kit was my intro to 30MM and I wish I bought more of them sooner! It was a cheap impulse purchase from a “local” hobby store I was checking out and it was a really enjoyable experience! It was simple and relatively fast (I failed the mission, it took me an hour), but using all the extra parts and mixing and matching equipment was so fun to play around with and experiment with what looks cool, something I hope to see more of as I build more Hexa Gear kits. In the meantime though, I have a 30 Minute Custom to plan >:3c

Transparent SD Gundam and Char’s Zaku II

I dont own many SD kits, and I think these are some more I’ll snag more of as I shop around. They’re simple and cute! They’re both Cross Silhouettes, but only the Zaku came with the CS frame, so the Gundam is just really squat and even more chibi in comparison. Overall not much to write home about, but still fun!

High Grade Gundam Maxter

The only red white and blue I’ll ever stand for

That being said, this was a really great kit! It’s a shame it’s P-Bandai limited, along with Gundam Rose. It absolutely needs panel lining for its literal abs of steel and face, but it still looks quite nice. It’s very articulate and it was hard to pick just one photo that truly sums up the insanity of Gundam Maxter, perfectly captured in gunpla form. It comes with everything seen in the picture, along with its flying surfboard shield, guns, and an effect part for its bursting machinegun punch. It is such a great kit, and comes with enough ham to justify its $30 price tag, despite the fact that Maxter is in fact very small.

High Grade Messer F-01

I love The messer’s design. It feels like a true successor to the Zaku series of suits. I know canonically it’s built off of the Sazabi, but it’s design is 100% Zaku. It’s got that respirator like mouthpiece, and the spiky asymmetric shoulder armor. Is just so cool! And did I mention this things size yet? It, like it’s predecessor are big boys, snd both stand almost as tall as many master grade gunpla in my collection. Overall an amazing kit!

[fandomnerd9602]

At Spider headquarters, Being the son of Santa Claus and being spider man.

Spider M!Claus!reader: “hey guys! I’m y/n Claus, I’m best friends with Spider Ham & Spideypool.”

A sleigh pulled by eight giant spiders comes to a stop…

Y/N, aka Spider Claus, jumps out…

Y/N: merry Christmas everyone!

Gwen: do you deliver to kids?

Y/N: with these giant spiders? Nah! I deliver gifts to all the good spider folk of the multiverse.

Y/N hands Miguel a thing of coal…

Y/N: be nicer to Miles

Spideypool and Spider Ham burst into a fit of laughter…

[lildoodlenoodle]

Some random spider noir information from the comics! I’ve specified where the movies might come in and fanon stuff!

Noir was raised to be and is a socialist activist.

Dude most likely has a 1920-30s NY Bowery accent.

His first run takes place in 1933, in ITSV he comes from 1933, his second run(EWAF)takes place 8 mo. after, so he’d be coming off EWAF to ATSV.

Age wise this makes him 17-20.

Noir has been spiderman for like 2 yrs at most by ATSV, he started in 1933 and is from 1933 in ITSV.

Was bitten by a mythical spider rather than a radioactive one(its a whole thing let’s not get into it).

His costume is/based on his Uncle’s WW1 fighter pilot outfit

He has a black cat named Ding Ding.

Has an ambiguously strained relationship with aunt May bc she’s against killing, he is not.

Yes, he kills Nazis.

Yes, his uncle was cannibalized, his ‘love’ interest had her face mutilated, and his best friend was lobotomized.

Had two paternal figures named ‘Ben’ who died lol.

One of the few spiders who are always strapped.

Has organic black webbing!

If I’m remembering this right unlike the other Peters he’s more interested in physics than bio.

In the comics he’s not as physically strong as the other spiders and carries around a small vile of venom for emergencies.

He lives/grew up in a Bowery welfare center with his Aunt and Mj(sometimes) but later gets his own office/apartment.

Recruited to Superiors death squad before working with the other spiders.

Has died at least once(confirmed), but implied multiple times, and was resurrected from another dimension by a spider god back to his own universe.

Fanon wise, most people call him some variation of Benjamin(while avoiding Ben lol) like Benj, Benji, B, etc. with various justifications but ultimately to more easily differentiate between the other Peters. Me personally, I think he takes on the name ‘Benjamin Urich’ but that’s a different post.

Noir does have canon love interests. He has had a romantic(mostly sexual) relationship with White Widow aka Felicia Hardy, but she was like 40 he was like 16/17 it’s weird and gross. He has also had a weird relationship with his MJ but it’s not super flushed out and he even says in the comics it’s strained, so most fanon views her as a sister figure.

Fanon wise, he is often shipped with his best friend Robbie Robertson(who dies very traumatically) or Jean DeWolfe, a federal agent, he’s seen working with. Recently, I’ve seen him shipped with a lot more characters, most notably Ham, Hobie, and Miguel.