#airplane imagine

[rhiangalaxy]

@nibbelraz's SQH bros AU brings me so much joy

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Airplane/SQH as a child dressed in yellow and orange robes looks up happily and says "Gege, do you have games on your phone?" The next part depicts OG!Shang Qinghua ruffling Airplane's head with a tired look towards a paper simply responding "No." with a smaller chibi version of him next to his head saying 'What is a phone??' as if thinking internally. Airplane, whines "Awwww..." in response to SQH's No. End ID]

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: I can't believe Cucumber-Bro and my son had such a small and private wedding. How romantic

Mobei-Jun: Is that what you want for a wedding?

Shang Qinghua: Fuck no! I want it to be huge and with everyone invited so that I can show off to all the haters

Mobei-Jun: And then I can kill them!

Shang Qinghua: That's the spirit!

[nibbelraz]

Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author

[shrimpchipsss]

cumplane version of

[happypeachsludgeflower]

So, in PIDW, there was obviously wife plots that could bring back the dead (mushroom body being one of them), and since we know Airplane is a hack that reuses concepts over and over, there’s probably multiple wife plots that could work, so like, where’s the PIDW fics where Liu Qingge somehow comes back to life, memories of Shen Jiu trying to save him intact, and goes to hunt the asshole down so he can repay his life debt, and along the way accidentally clears Shen Jiu’s name of all his crimes and now everyone is convinced Shen Qingqiu is a saint.

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

Tiny Cumplane

Og SQH: *stares down at the clingy child on his thigh* What are you doing?

Airplane (currently the size of a 3yold): Practicing.

Og SQH: *withholding a sigh* For what?

Airplane: To be as good as you!

Og SQH: *silently wondering how the child knew that, given that he only does it to Mobei Jun and he is positive he didn't do so when the kid could have seen* Of course you are. Now off, practice time is over.

Airplane: *clings harder and gives big watery eyes*

Og SQH: *sighs*

Meanwhile....

Shen Jiu: *glaring at the menace clinging to the little beast* And... What do you think you're doing?

Shen Yuan (currently the size of a 2yold): *cuddles closer to Binghe* Playing with Bing-ge.

Shen Jiu: *reminds himself that beating his 'younger self' will get Qi-ge concerned and a trip to Mu-shidi* Well... Playtime is over. Little Beast give him here.

Shen Yuan: *gives big pleading eyes he's perfected thanks to Airplane*

Binghe: *knows he should obey his master because he is a good student deep down, but he also knows that holding his new didi will keep his master from beating him* {Silently: "Great God, please give me guidance on what I should do."}

(Airplane is a little distracted playing on An Ding to hear his son's prayer. So the System reluctantly speaks up...)

[silosene]

ever since I assembled this lego cat my grandma got me for christmas she’s been asking me what I named it and for some reason it gives me overwhelming vibes of @snippit-crickit’s funnysilly mustache man, so. everybody meet Felix Ambrosious Delacroix the 4th (no relation)

yes i made little glasses for him. i would add a mustache but there is nowhere convenient in the legos to wedge it

also: he has a secret compartment!

i wonder what could be inside…?

[artsarasp]

To the person who said Sqh's System and Sqq's System should fuck

You are correct, but they won't cause they have the sexuality of an iPhone.

[lifeonmarsss-rr]

The funniest thing about the airplane extras is that SQH really walked into a random inn with a 7 foot injured,bleeding unconscious ice demon and no one questioned anything.

[makedonsgriva]

Had an AU idea

Remember when airplane bro was griping about getting transmigrated into a side character in his own damn novel? Imagine he got transmigrated into Luo Binghe.

And he transmigrates into Luo Binghe right after the tea incident with Shen Jiu so Airplane knows he is 100% screwed because now he as been accepted as a disciple of Shen Jiu so he can’t leave and if only he had transmigrated just a couple of hours earlier!!! He’d have made sure to lie low or never show up to CQM at all.

Fine. He will make it work.

Except Shen Jiu is terrorising the poor kid Airplane and Airplane is barely surviving the abuse and he knows about the fake cultivation manuals and all but he can do jack shit in his position to help himself.

Except he is not as sweet and docile as Luo Binghe. Neither is he as brave. He is literally just some guy drowning under the miseries of the protagonist.

So like no. He is not blinding anyone with that protagonist halo.

Then Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Jiu, fully prepared to hug the protagonist’s thighs but there is something… wrong with Binghe.

He tries to be nice to “Binghe”, he is breaking his back to make him like him and Airplane is internally freaking out because the actual fuck is wrong with Shen Qingqiu????

Now imagine Shen Yuan eventually finding out about Binghe’s true identity and COMPLETELY flipping his shit BECAUSE HOW DARE THIS HACK AUTHOR NOT ONLY SHOW UP IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE THIS BUT HE SWITCHED OUT THE PROTAGONIST????! THE NERVE OF HIM??!!!

yeah i think it’d be super fun

[lingrimmart]

Lazy and Roui are two music nerds who love talking about their favorite genres and arguing about music history.

But neither of them had any talent for playing or making music. If they did, they would start their own band, for sure.

A release from our Patreon! ☆

[dumbfucksystem]

do you guys think anyone remembers to put flowers on airplane’s grave…

[habibisagi]

boyfriend oliver is so annoying with his affection when he's sick in love with you btw. very touchy in the mornings especially. when you're changing in front of him he'll put a hand at your hips while you stand between his legs to do it, also from behind while you're brushing your teeth or washing your face; fingertips pressing into your stomach and ribs under your shirt while you make yourself coffee or tea in the kitchen... always chuckles roughly into your neck every time you snap or grumble at him if he's doing too much. gets a terrible love boner all the time from seeing you act like an overstimulated cat that is not in the mood to be pet

[fan-fan-tastic]

MEME FULFILLED PROPHECY

Despite being a mass of potholes and quite repetitive, PIDW is very popular, popular enough to have a community of fans. This means not only having fanart, fics and even merchandise, but also an entire culture, with fandom lore and yes, even memes.

One of those was “When Mobei-Jun gets married” it was used to indicate something that would never happen, like “when hell will freeze over” or “when pigs will fly”. It was so popular that there were even some variants, like “it happen at Mobei-Jun’s wedding” or “when Airplane marries Mobei-Jun off”

Shen Yuan really liked this meme because it was supported by canon: there had been several scenes where after a fight, Luo Binghe would look over the spoils and let his right hand man pick a boon. Despite the ever-present trembling maidens, Mobei-Jun would always pick a weapon, or in an instance an ancient relic that had once belonged to his clan. So yeah, Shen Yuan used it pretty often, once he even let it slip out IRL, but luckily no one got the reference.

He even used it once in a thread that went viral: it was a pointless debate over OP’s incorrect interpretation of an arc. Shen Yuan was clearly right, he even had quoted several chapters to prove his point and so the other user had resorted to personal insults. OP had typed something like “You are ridiculous! When will you admit that you are actually a fan of the novel and not an hater?!” To which Shen Yuan had responded with “When Mobei-Jun gets married”

Now, this should have ended the discussion in Shen Yuan’s favor: the meme usually got lots of likes regardlessly of the context, and so he would have won the debate.

But OP for reason had decided to tag Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky himself.  “Great Master Airplane, would you marry Mobei-Jun if it means getting Peerless Cucumber admitting that he likes your story?”

To everyone’s surprise the author (sleep deprived an high on caffeine and energy drinks) actually did answer “Damn, I would marry Mobei-Jun for free”.

True to his writing style Airplane dropped the bomb to never addressed it again. That comment had started another meme, although less popular than the other about Mobei-Jun having been married the whole time to the author himself and the ship AirplaneXMobei became the most popular for the character. There few fans that had written crackfics had been insufferable about it, even resurrecting the ‘I shipped X before it was cool’ format just to flex.

After transmigrating into the scum villain and masterfully avoiding the original good’s fate, Shen Yuan one day receives an invitation to a wedding, accompanied by a mission by the System that just says ‘True to your word: User must respect the vow he once made’. Shen Yuan immediately understands what this is about: he would rather jump into the Endless Abyss than do that.

[in-the-multiverse]

Let him speak ‼️

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

top 3 reasons you should read Fallen Stars by @corishadowfang:

3. the horrors

2. the pain

1. the friendship 😌💜

[mug post | Skuld’s outfit is by @starlightwayfinder]