#aint sitting thru it

[lil-vibes]

bones might have Fucked Up literally everything else but BRAM ??? OH !! oh they did him so good, hes immaculate

[dukeofthomas]

Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.

[halflifebutawesome]

41 minutes in half life 2 and i have not seen Barney yet

bunny ^_^

[joelletwo]

[stumbling out of the tf fic giggling helplessly] wahahahahahah i loveeeeeeee. i love writing. i love writing. its so magical.

[thedrotter]

goofy wip closeups !! (ft. a mysterious character yall have never seen before in this page he is NOT plastered all over my page he is new here /j)

[slashersweethearts]

sometimes the funniest oc x canon age gap is younger gf who was 10 when fnaf was released and went thru a whole Phase for it in middle school x older bf who was 18 when it dropped and didnt really gaf bc he is way too much of a snob abt horror to have ever taken it remotely seriously. if he wants to hit he is going to have to listen to her explain bite of 87 theories to him with all the drawn out patience of someone trying to teach their grandpa how to work a smartphone first. effervescent.

[termagax]

i dont think hog has any problem egging them on when they get like that (genuine murder threats). because like he knows they wont do it. and he can kick their ass handily if he ever thinks they will. and if they surprise him well then he is dead and it aint his problem anymore. literally no way for him to lose in this scenario so its just kind of an excercise in torment for the fish.

[hinderr]

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[southparktexts]

heyy!! how ya doin? can i request kyle, kenny and stanley (maybe +Craig?) headcannons with sick female reader? i'm just sick rn too, and need some stuff, yk.. 🤧

hii anon !! i hope you get better :( im not doing craig because i have 11 requests to go thru ;-;

Main 3 with sick F!Reader

stan ;

- okay, stans a sweetheart

- he will deffo come over as soon as you called

- definitely will show up with a bag of takeout

- fresh soup and a cup of tea

- he grabs a bowl, pours the soup

- he puts a tray on your lap with the soup and tea

- sitting next to you on the bed and wrapping his arm around you.

- he kisses your forehead as you eat.

“i told you not to go outside in the rain..”

“be a good and get better soon for me so we can go out again.”

- will hug you better and cuddle with you

- a lot of kisses and affection

- he’s not really an affectionate guy

- he only initiates it because being sick fucking sucks.

kyle ;

- he came over as soon as he fucking heard you cough

- his boyfriend senses is crazy??

- he doesn’t even bring food, HE COOKS IT.

- immediately puts you to rest

- you aint doing NOTHIN except resting

- hes like a mom ngl

- constantly checking your temperature.

- he’s forcing you to take medicine whether you like it or not

“god.. y/n this is why i told you not to go out!”

- scolds you but in a loving way

- i feel like if he’s over and you’re sick he’s either doing two things

- helping around the house

- cuddling you with your head in his chest and his hands on your head

- kissing your hair and reassuring you

“shh.. rest baby.. you need to get better.”

- he’s such a mama’s boy imo.

- raised well though :)

kenny ;

- if you get clingy when you’re sick… watch out.

- he loves when you’re sick

- he loves seeing you crave him, need him

- ..lowkey turns him on.

- i can see him coming over and just hugging you

- finding whatever medicine is in your cabinet

- telling you to take it

- if you choose not too he’s like ‘oh well’

- literally using this moment as a cuddle day

- your watching movies as you lay against him and he’s wrapping his arm around you.

- if he has enough he maybe might go and buy you some chocolates

- he doesn’t give a fuck about sickness..

- literally will kiss you and not care.

- if you fall asleep on him he will play with your hair.

- whispering little i love yous when your sleeping

“y/n.. i love you..”

“mmm..”

[sevenpoyo]

some brooklyn slang ik for all the ppl who wanna write for miles and kilometers‼️

feel free to add more idk everything but i i am originally from there and visit a lot this stuff i hear a lot and if you wanna add slang to ur writing this is a good place to start, not all of these brooklyn or ny exclusive but that’s where a lot of american slang starts and u prolly heard some of it b4. imma list it ne ways

don’t use like 8 of these in one sentence bc it will sound weird and i can’t really cover ny puerto rican slang or any puerto rican slang really bc my grandad is a bum so if you know some add it

the city is manhattan, not the other 4 burroughs, just manhattan, cus that’s where everything’s at

to cut ass is to roast tf out of someone , to get your ass cut is get tf roasted out of you

wyling/wilding is being outta pocket, something being absurd or crazy

yeah nah means no and nah yeah means yeah idk why they gotta make it complicated just look at the second word

good looks is like good looking out

it’s bout to be winter and i’m bout to see mad christmas fics and shit but do y’all know the proper way to describe cold ny winters?

if it’s cold as hell, it’s brick outside, not regular cold, ny winter is like nipples so hard i see em thru the bra cold

ex; “how it’s so brick outside i walk to the store wit my hair wet and it deadass got icicles in it” “yeah it’s fr brick outside today” “i’m not walkin wit u in this brick ass weather for a bacon egg and cheese?” (actual convo between my sister and me last winter break)

fronting seem kinda easy to me but is like acting or pretending i can’t explain it with out an example

“why you fronting like you wouldn’t die if they text you asking u to go out with them” “you can stop fronting like you like cars it cool if you don’t” “don’t sit there fronting like u don’t wanna dance wit me”

being tight over something is just being upset or annoyed

rj is so smart they said “We say tight bc you kinda huddle close to yourself when you tense/stressed or angry” i had no idea i just be saying it i aint know it had a reason💀 it make sm sense now.

“who got you tight like that this early in the morning?” “my momma came home tight yesterday for no reason, she threw a boot at me!” “i’m so tight this damn shift change has me working all closers this week”

jack is like claiming someone or something

i talk old as hell idk what the youths be jacking nowadays

cop is basically to get, used to be mostly 4 drugs back in the day my dad said (he don’t know why im asking him this)

“just copped me some retro 3’s” “bout to cop me a few percs in a minute”

speaking of a minute, mostly for my non americans bc that’s who get confused the most when i say this one. depending on the context this can mean a actual minute, a short time or a real long

“i’ll be back in a minute” is short “i ain’t seen y’all in a minute” is long. idk how to explain the difference besides context

bop is a good song, pretty easy but i see ppl on tiktok use it wrong

bangs/banger goes hard is kinda like bob for music but i be using it for anything fr

“this push pop is banging yo”

mad can be used normal like angry but it also means a lot or really kinda like hella ig? i usually uses hella when i would say mad so ppl can understand me easier up here

dumb also mean very in the same way

ex; “my english teacher give out mad homework for no reason.” “she be giving me mad shit over the smallest stuff” “i just had some mad good wings so i’m cooling rn” “this shit is mad spicy u sure you want some?” ''This shit got me dumb tight'' “you don’t need no jacket it’s dumb hot out here”

smacked is like high as fuck idk how to elaborate ur just high

lit is drunk

“Yuuuur!'' A signal, a greeting usually used to catch the attention of someone or something very fun greeting and very hated by schools, it’s weird anywhere outside of ny kinda at least to me.

being hollywood means u get a little fame and think ur all that or just that u got a little fame and they’re jokingly hating

ex; “i saw u on the news the other day, “the prowlers return” u must be real proud of yourself huh hollywood?” “and here comes hollywood wit his trending tiktoks”

real talk is when ur about confess something or say something serious in a not real serious setting or convo

“real talk we play a lot but i love you, my life would be boring with out you around” “real talk i’d never do that to you foreal”

go together is like go out kinda, y’all kinda match behavior cus y’all a couple, this one need a sentence 2 i think. (THIS ONE IS OLD AS HELL ONLY USE IT IF UR TRYING TO RIZZ MOMMA RIO)

“he want ur number? he don’t know we we go together or sum?” “why she wanna act like we go together, ion even know her?” “don’t we go together?”

i can’t even explain it with a sentence y’all just gotta figure this one out 💀

A bodega/deli is a convenience store ik most know this from the movie but some ppl think it’s all stores or all spanish stores when it’s just a corner store

the owners of the deli closest to my granddad house is muslim. and so we keep track of all muslim holidays when he’s closed

an ock is the bodega man, miles knows the man’s name at the deli we see him visit, but at any other store he’d call the guy ock

dipping on someone is changing ur mind last minute, usually canceling plans

ex “we was supposed to go get outfits together but they dipped on me last minute”

staticky is like wanting to fight or still being pissed after a fight

static is beef or on sight energy

you good can really be anything but imma list ones i can think of

it can mean like are you ok? or don’t worry about it, or how are you, or stop, or do you got a issue? or do you want an issue? it’s all in the tone of how it’s said fr

'Word of my moms/dads I saw/ did/did not *insert topic*'' Honest term, no lying present in statement i feel like (my cousins be putting anything on they momma fr risking shit on her for no reason)

'hold it down'' handle buisness / take care of someone or something. can also be in refrence to criminal who handles ''buisness''

NOW EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO @rashadisback BC HE CARRIED ME ON THIS‼️

i hope this helps any writers that don’t live here!

[sh1-n0bu]

so i forgot to say this but i finished the 2.2 penacony quest yesterday and just wanted to say my own thoughts and opinions regarding a certain chicken winged boy.

SPOILERS BELOW FOR 2.2

first, sunday is still manipulative and a control freak ofc. we can’t have a biblically accurate eldritch angel without some form of mental fuckery. BUT! the interesting part is, it came from gopher wood AKA his adoptive dad. it was taught to him

second, he is a victim. a victim who was groomed into following ena’s dreams and who was forced to make those dreams a reality. however that does NOT excuse the fact that he still committed some crimes and such etc etc. he is manipulative bc that is the only way he knows, that is what gopher wood taught him. the manipulated becomes the manipulator sort of scenario but from what i’ve read between the lines, he knows that. he understands that. he knows what he is doing won’t prevail and that it is inherently wrong and doesn’t sit correct with his own real character AKA dominicus. but will he ever break free from the cycle of manipulation? no. at least, from what we know so far

sunday is in too deep into this small cult for ena and their dreams, he won’t be able to break himself out even if he tried. he is pathetic. not in “owewh he pathetic wet cat🥺” type but in “oh he is pathetic🙁” type. he knows he is a victim, he knows that the path he follows will probably never become a reality but he is too scared to break the cycle. he is too afraid to step out of what has been taught to him thru his whole life. he wants to, but he can’t bc he is too used to the fake comfort of manipulation and what ena’s dreams promise him. at least his sister got herself out of this vicious cycle… at least robin is safe. and that makes him glad

third, i don’t like him. i love his character and his writing, don’t get me wrong. but u got me lost and triggered my encounter with a lunatic cultists with the confessional scene no joke that shit scared me that i had to log off of har for the rest of the day and manipulative characters aint my thing. but overall, love sunday and his writing. but i love dominicus more. that scared lonely boy who has no other choice but to follow the teachings of mr.gopher wood and ena and is told to blindly put his trust in them. as mitski’s lines in “last words of a shooting star” goes:

“… and while its dreams played music in the night

quietly, it was told to

believe…”

[bengals-barnesbabe]

Yallllll last night a met my new enemy… ROPE TWISTS

Story time: I love doing my hair, my brother’s hair, just hair for fun. So when I asked this little boy (he’s 18) what style he wanted next, he said Rope Twists. I said no, I didn’t think I had the right tools for it, it looked kinda hard, I just wasn’t sure I could successfully get the style right.

But he really wanted them and he don’t go to no one else to do his hair. So… I went to TikTok University 😂

After debating with myself over it for a week. I agreed to do the style for him during Thanksgiving Break (rn).

THEN when this break had barely begun he was on my ass about getting his hair done, and he hadn’t even washed it yet! (I used to wash it for him, but now he handles it in the shower.)

I told him on Monday I’d do it on Tuesday as long as he comes to me with a washed head.

So yesterday (Tuesday) this little negro walks up to me at 1 PM with head of unwashed hair and says “You’re gonna do my hair, today.”

I asked the obvious question. “Did you wash your hair?”

He looks at me indifferently. “No. I’m gonna go make eggs.”

Ya girl was already stressed about doing the damn twists, now I gotta deal with this sassy boy. Hell no.

10 FUCKING PM comes around and he walks up to me fresh out the shower and says, “So you’re gonna do my hair. Should I get your supplies?”

I look up from the nice juicy story I’m writing, all bundled up on the couch. “You waited all damn day! I could’ve been done by now!”

He shrugs. NEGRO PLEASE!

I told him to get my supplies and put something on the TV.

He proceeded to fight with the TV because his stupid universal remote app wasn’t working and he didn’t bring me everything I asked for.

I was not getting up, so I told him to just sit his ass down.

Fast And Furious:

Best damn parting job I’ve ever done, clipped each section to perfection, hair moisturized and detangled.

Then I picked up my comb and proceeded to cuss out his goddamn hair. I WAS STRESSED! It was not looking good AT ALL. I was trying to get a good angle, thinking back to those videos, absolutely hating my life.

It took me half that goddamn move to get 4 done. I wanted OUTTTTT. I was giving him warnings, mentally preparing to just start braiding it. But I kept going. And a bitch found her rhythm.

I was finally doing good, but then I had to work with this tired ass 18 year old who would not move his head/ KEPT moving his head. Yall if that movie wasn’t keeping me sane, I would’ve turned it off.

2 Fast 2 Furious:

Finally half way thru and I’m just moving this boy’s head and making him turn his whole damn body.

(Break time.)

I start back up and my thumb is burning and it’s stinging real bad. I check my finger and bitch that dumb ass comb I got had cut me. I almost broke that shit in half. I switched to a rat tail comb and prayed for it to work. I was pissed off when it did a better job that that other one😒

Then I sat on one of my metal clips and didn’t notice because apparently I’m just used to being in pain.

By the end of that movie (which is phenomenal btw), I only had 5 left. Two rows in the from and one on the other side (redoing the first one lol).

My back was aching, I was tired, I just wanted to write and relax, this shit needed to be over soon.

My Wife And Kids:

A bitch powered through it and got them done before the first episode was over. 👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾

In Conclusion, I AINT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN. (by then end, it really wasn’t that bad lol) But he better not ask me for that style and stress me out like he did!

Fuck that damn “twisting comb”, fuck rope twists and fuck that couples therapist on My Wife and Kids.

A/N: My cats spoiled as fuck, like bitch let me use my phone I’ll give you all the attention you want. Also someone tell me this girl to stop standing on my chest!🥲

[brookiidookiii]

i aint even gonna be anon, i just wanted to say i love your art sm!! (you can tell by the reblogs shfhshd) tell me more abt lifeguard jo.....

thank u!!!! :DD and oh boy do i have a lot to say about lifeguard jo

idk i think itd be the perfect job for her. she'd get up to so many shenanigans as a lifeguard not to mention she'd rlly enjoy her job. she gets to yell at people all day and be above them so whats not to like?? theres some jock in this too ofc. brick is drowning and jo has to save him but when she has to give him cpr shes too nervous to kiss him and doesnt go thru with it. and then he dies

or or or brick drowns to get her attention but jo is onto him. once again his plans for her affection are foiled. haha i just wanna see jo enjoy screaming at people to stop running all the time

also she takes her job as a lifeguard WAY too seriously. she doesnt just sit up in her chair all the time, she is also patrolling around the pool and blowing her whistle at everyone thats doing something she doesnt like. the lifeguard idea came to me when i was rewatching doawk with heather hills and rodrick trying to drown to get her attention. it made me think of jock and here we are

only thing jo hates about her job is the godawful tan lines. she'd be the type to say "oh yeah? sunscreen is for WIMPS" then has to suffer the consequences for the next few weeks. she'd also has to wear sunglasses since i know the sunlight is gonna be harsh on her eyes (blue eye problems). Either sunglasses or she’s constantly squinting which makes her look angry 24/7

[x1702x]

Im boutta do a small Voltaire rant since hes my NPC hunter oc (Unlike Phoebe or Eli, his ass aint going thru what the good hunter would, he's more like Eileen if you get me) I'll also have to put Lucille into the mix, shes his wife, afterall.

His questline would be quite simple, you can befriend him but also make him aggressive.

Voltaire will be in two lamp locations throughout the game: Central Yharnam and Cathedral Ward

- By the beginning he will be located at Central Yharnam near the elevator that leads you to Oedon's Tomb. He will give you the gesture "Tip Hat".

- After Gascoigne, you will find him in the Cathedral ward at the bottom of the flight of stairs with the gigant by the first gate. He will be by the cliff. He will give you 3 throwing knives.

- After you kill The Shadows of Yharnam you can find him sitting by the Odeon Chapel's lower plaza. He will give you a gesture "Cross arms"

- After killing Rom, his corpse will be found by where you killed Lucille, in Central Yharnam if you don't fullfill his quest.

Lucille is an optional enemy, think of Henryk or Gilbert. You can interact with her twice or thrice in central Yharnam, once you return (After Vicar Amelia) She will be aggressive if you return and youre forced to kill her. She will drop a Bloody Wedding ring, you can crush it for a bloody gem and visit Voltaire after killing Rom and he will be just normal.

If you dont crush the Bloody Wedding ring you have the option to give it to him. Upon doing that, he will attack you. Once he's dead he will drop his badge, "Chained hunter badge". You can now get his garb and weapons.

His dialogues with him would go like this:

CENTRAL YHARNAM:

"Ah... You must be a new hunter. Hm, how sweet. A lad like you, out in a night like this?... (laughter) Careful with these heathens, I dont want to be the one cleaning your innards from the ground, youre a big boy now, chin up, make me proud." (Male Hunter)

"Ah... You must be a new hunter. Hm, how sweet. A lass like you, out in a night like this?... (laughter) Careful with these heathens, I dont want to be the one cleaning your innards from the ground, a lady like you should be able to make it through, safe travels." (Female Hunter)

"Oh, what is it? Scared of a few... Let's say... Grotesque and nightmare inducing creatures? Oh...Poor thing. Really, I pity you."

CATHEDRAL WARD:

"Oh, didn't see you there. What's up, lad? Making good progress? You better. Now... Anything piques your interest so far?" (Male Hunter)

"Oh, didn't see you there. What's up, lass? Making good progress? You better. Now... Anything piques your interest so far?" (Female Hunter)

Here youre given 2 options:

"Ask about Lucille"

"Ask about the Cathedral Ward"

"Oh...Aren't you curious... Well, Lucille? My wife. Lovely smile, and lovelier eyes... I can guess you've talked to her. She's a treat, Isn't she? I can't wait to come home." (Ask about Lucille)

"This place harbors the Grand Cathedral and the Oedon Chapel. I'll be honest, I never liked it here, too tacky for me... But the view is amazing, I'll give it that." (Ask about the Cathedral Ward)

UPON GIVING HIM THE BLOODY WEDDING RING:

"This... Ring. Its familiar... Wait- No. No no no... Where is she?! What happened to her...?! Oh, I can just smell her blood on you. Sick bastard. You're no better than any of these beasts... Murderer."

KILLING THE HUNTER:

"I hope hell finds you well."

"Know some manners, miss." (Female Hunter)

"Know some manners, gent." (Male Hunter)

"Oh ho ho? This easy? Throw me a bone."

NOW... Describing his equipment >:3c

Hat: "Hat worn by the old hunter Voltaire. The feather attached onto it is soft and white, contrasting with his dark robes. Its worn and has some dried blood stains. Voltaire was always a man who got messy without care, until he got wed."

Torso: "Attire worn by the old hunter Voltaire. The dark colors are his forte in his everyday garb.

The ripped cape may put fear in the hearts of those who see him walk by, but staring close enough to his shirt collar, one may find many lipstick marks from the kisses Lucille gives to him. They are slightly washed out but she will make sure to put them back on."

Pants/Shoes: "Attire worn by the old hunter Voltaire. The dark colors are his forte in his everyday garb."

Bear trap chains: "Old hunter Voltaire's favorite weapon, its said it was crafted by him.

It seeks to deal the most damage possible by snapping on the body while also pulling around with the chain to ensure butchering beasts into gory bits"

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And that would be it! As an extra, if you kill him after interacting with Lucille for the first time he will drop a card, if you give it to her, you may find her corpse on the house's doorstep later on, she wont drop the wedding ring this time, she will give you 2 blood vials.

I rlly gotta draw him again i swear aghhhh... I forgor

[1eos]

so does everyone’s job have them fucked up rn 😭😭😭 bc my issue w/ mine is that idk wtf i was hired for… 95% of the time i have nothing to do, but if i go on my phone i get in trouble… but literally no one trained me on what the expectations of my job are. so i’ll ask for stuff to do and it’s always just “oh will you drop off this paperwork” like cool that took me a whopping 30 seconds to do and now im back to square one. and when someone occasionally has a legitimate project for me to do i never know what it is or how to do it, and when i ask for instructions they’re all judgmental like “….you dont know??? 🤨🤨🤨” like NO bitch i dont cuz y’all aint ever explained a goddamn thing to me. and having a job with little to nothing to do sounds nice in theory, but in my situation it’s really awkward because everyone around me is constantly busy with work and im literally sitting there staring into the ether looking like an idiot, which is killing my poor virgo heart. and ive tried carving out time with my supervisors to talk about it but they always say they’re busy 🫠🫠🫠 so they can either let me sit on my phone in peace or give me an actual job to do.

job market fucked from the outside AND inside. getting a job is like fighting for your life to get into a club and when u get in there it sucks ass lmaooo. but what's crazy is i found a book abt navigating offices bc i need someone to explain this shit out to me and one of the scenarios in the book sounds EXACTLY like what you're going thru. and i totally understand why u don't like it. a job where u do nothing is fine if they let you bring your own entertainment but when they have no work for you to do AND theyre strict abt devices? bitch am i just supposed to watch paint dry? virgos we need to be productive! im only in chapter one so idk what the book suggests for your particular brand of unsupportive workplace but i can tell u the book im reading is called 'don't run naked through the office' by fred statwitz if u wanna read it and give u my well wishes. i believe that we WILL get out of these jobs that don't let us utilize our talents and find somewhere where we can! or at the very least let us use our phones all day!