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How the main four react when they get jealous

Kyle :

my boy is an absolute sweetheart when it comes to you.

openly acts out when he’s jealous.

CLENCHES HIS FISTS WHEN HES ABOUT TO THROW HANDS.

calls you nicknames in conversation so everyone knows you’re his.

“Yeah and then Eric-“

“darling!! we have a date in 8 hours we gotta go!!”

but when hes really jealous, expect him to be all over you… subtly.

wrapping a hand around your waist and pulling you in, kissing your forehead.

whispering into your ears and glaring at whoever he’s jealous of.

overall a hopeless, angered issued partner.

Stan :

where can i begin with this boy?

he is SOOO possessive over you, you don’t understand.

purposely makes you wear his clothes so you smell like him or ‘accidentally’ spraying his cologne on you.

“ Hey!! you sprayed your cologne on me again!”

“Sorry babe!”

very clingy when he’s jealous.

whispering things into your ear so you know who you belong too.

purposely pulls you in for a kiss mid-sentence while glaring at whomever he’s jealous of.

Kenny :

my boy kenny doesn’t really get jealous of people but when he is, it’s very obvious.

just like kyle his tone switches up.

“babe. lets go.”

“okay.. one second..”

not controlling in the sense but when hes jealous he wants you to leave so you can talk.

either ends up being a making out session or a long talk.

he just wants to show you that he loves you and no one can love you like he does.

also probably randomly gives you his jackets or parka.

Eric ;

MY BOY GETS REALLY POSSESSIVE AND JEALOUS.

Not afraid to speak up about issues and defend you no matter what.

Very vocal with his emotions and jealousy.

Not really an public affection type of guy but will squeeze your hand.

“Shut the fuck up, we’re leaving. C’mon baby.”

“Okay !! Bye-“

drags you with him so you guys can go home and cuddle.

giving the most DIRTIEST looks possible to whoever hes jealous of.

not afraid to threaten someone or beat them up as long as they dont get in the way between you too.

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thoughts on kyles and stans (separately) first time with the reader headcannons??

of course anon !!

first time with kyle n stan

content warning : nsfw

kyle ;

- okay, first things first he’s a love maker

- he’s shy at first, i mean he has a boner in front of YOU.

- the same person he thinks of everyday

- and now here you are naked?!

- he asks if you’re okay with this about 8 times

- condom on obviously

- if you’re a person who cries easily from pleasure he’ll pull out worried

“are you okay baby?! did i hurt you?”

- … starts of super slow, feeling his cock now entering a tight place

- i mean super slow, super slow

- it takes him a few minutes of painfully slow thrust to finally go to a regular speed

- he’s a praiser and a compassionate love maker

- he doesn’t want to cum fast because he wants you to know how much he loves you in general

- sloppy thrusts when he’s kissing you

- speaking of kissing you, he’s leaving love bites on you

- whispering and grunting praise

“fuck.. such a good.. girl..”

“doing so.. well.. f’me”

- moans your name quietly when he cums which makes you cum

“ ‘so good.. i love you so much, baby.”

- aftercare is amazing btw ^_^

- running a bath for you and him

- helping you wash up

- dressing you up for a nap together

stan ;

- i think the first few times are kinda rough, passionate love making

- in a way he wants to have his way with you but he also wants to show how hard you get him

- he’s a vocal guy during sex

- moaning and grunting

- i feel like after a few months of dating stan he’ll finally fuck you after enough teasing

- if he’s hard and you’re in the mood then fuck it, why not

- he starts off with slow thrusts at first, making sure your comfortable before sending you into absolute bliss

- thrusting into you like a maniac as his moans get louder like yours

- except yours are pleads and his are pleasure

“f-fuck stanley.. t-to much.. too big..”

“fuckk baby.. you feel so good.. you can take it.”

- if you call his dick big or cry out of pleasure it will only fuel him up more

- he doesn’t use condoms, finds them uncomfortable so thats why it takes a few months for it to happen

- a lot of trust gotta come from you for him to pull out

- he sloppily kisses you, leaving hickies everywhere

- he’s a praiser but it might change depending on his mood

- first time he’s just making him and you feel good

- when he’s about to come he fucks you until he can feel it coming out and pulls out a milliseconds before the cum can go into you.

- he loves cumming onto your tits

- ..then he fucks you for another 2 rounds before pulling out completely

- cum all over your chest

- he’s exhausted, you’re exhausted

- …the aftercare is cuddling to sleep i guess??

- if you’re legs don’t work in the morning, he’ll help you and stay with you throughout the day

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Enemies to lovers with the main four?

i love this concept so much anon !! thank you !!!

Enemies to lovers w/ main four

Kyle :

- i know damn well you guys became enemies because of grades.

- academic award fights.

- this literally all happened because you two wrote on the same topic but you had one mark more than kyle.

- gave you the biggest side eye

“I can’t believe that THEY out of all people got 100! i got 99 why couldn’t i just get a 100, it was the same topic!”

“…dude. y/n is kinda smart its not that surprising.”

- he complains about you whenever you ‘beat’ him with grades

- you dont even know he got beef with you tbh 😭

- you guys didnt even talk at all, you were just in the same class as him unironically.

- one day, you got paired up with him for a history presentation

- he literally rolled his eyes when he heard that and had a mood when you talked to him.

“so.. ill to information and research and you can summarise my points?”

“yeah. whatever. i don’t care.”

- eventually, after days of the two of you guys doing the project he realised you weren’t that bad of a person.

- i can see, after you guys did your presentation he would ask to be your partner more and you happily accepted

- one day, after having kyle over to do another assignment the two of you went to mcdonald’s together.

- that was probably the first time he talked to you, outside of school work.

- he definitely caught feels for you

- unironically invited you to game night with the main 4

“..dude i thought you hated her.”

“….shes not that bad.”

“I TOLD YOU THAT??”

- definitely got jealous when kenny tried flirting with you.

- after that he unironically got more touchy with you.

- holding hands when you guys hung out after studying maths together.

- one day he asked his dad for advice and he said just to ask you out.

- he did… on text.

- my guy wrote a whole essay on you.

Eric :

- you guys definitely became prank wars enemies. full stop.

- prank wars.

- this definitely started because eric thought it would be funny to put a whopee cushion on your seat

- you saw it before you sat down and he got so fucking pissed.

“WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK THEY ARE? NOT EVEN SITTING DOWN ON IT. WHAT THE FUCK.”

“fatass it isn’t that personal.”

- from there you and him back to back prank each other.

- ..they got worse as they progressed.

- he put a lot of laxatives and arbys sauce into your lunch once

- in return you put a lot of melatonin into his milk and made him sleep during an exam.

- yall are both fucked up like that 😭

- definitely spends a lot of time thinking how he can prank you and you do the same.

- you’re the only thing on his mind at this point.

“i fucking hate how that BITCH is always one step ahead of me.”

“you gotta admit.. theyre kinda hot..”

“NO KENNY. NO.”

“cartman you talk about them a little too much, its like you like them or something.”

“WHAT?! NO. CMON GUYS.”

“..sure fatass.”

- after stan said that he started questioning his feelings towards you.

- he kinda realised you both are kinda similar in your own fucked up way.

- after that day he made a glitter bomb card with a note inside telling you to meet him at his house.

- you arrived and you guys actually worked out well..

- gradually eric started introducing kenny into the group.

- the three of you started planning pranks on the teacher.

- eventually eric started falling. hard.

- you were always so funny and unique with pranks and he loved that.

- eventually asked you out with a cupcake.

“will you go out with me?”

“hm? yeah sure. ..this cupcake doesn’t have arbys sauce and laxatives in it, does it..?”

Kenny :

- to be honest time !! i personally think you guys wouldn’t be enemies.

- more just mutual annoyance.

- i feel like hes not the type to personally hate someone.

- the only reason he would find you annoying is because you would take the girls when he was trying to flirt with them.

“hey doll.”

“you’re talking to me?”

“oh tammy !! exactly who i was looking for!”

- he gets so annoyed because each time he was trying to talk to them you’d interrupt and drag them away to talk to them.

- one day he was fed up with it but didn’t do anything about it.

“how come y/n knows literally every girl i try to flirt with?!”

“because dude, y/n is cool and popular. their going to know everyone dude.”

“yeah bro.”

“plus they hang around the girls as well”

- after that, you kinda stopped hanging around the girls since they were doing a whole protest about something that you didnt want to be involved with.

- kenny eventually just say you walking around the school, just being yourself.

- he oddly, like it. he liked seeing you act like yourself. not pretend like you did with the girls.

- eventually he invited you to game night with the boys.

- you guys played dnd and had fun!

- after that, kenny would invite you to game night more and you eventually unironically replaced butters.

- you and kenny slowly became close friends and he became more possessive over you.

- one day he had enough of these thoughts about you and just asked you out out of the blue.

“hey y/n! doll!”

“hm? oh hey ken.”

“wanna date?”

“uh sure?”

Stan :

- if im going to be honest.. he doesn’t get enemies, except for craig.

- he definitely gets angry but doesn’t hate you.

- he probably got jealous because of you though, that what ticked him off.

- this is probably right after stan and wendy broke up

- you were wendy’s friend but also being stans.

- he once saw you comforting wendy and he got jealous.

“that backstabbing bitch! y/n is with wendy right now.”

“..dude i thought you said you were over wendy.”

“i- i am but still!”

- complained about you to the boys, slowly he would have something against you.

- since you were also friends with him he would give you a moody response when he replied back.

“how are you holding up, stan?”

“fine. just fine. its not like you care.”

- became more cold and colder.

“god look at y/n over there. at the swings with wendy.”

“dude, why are you looking at y/n so much. do you like them or something.”

“what?? no?”

- he kept looking over at you and he slowly started noticed little details of you.

- how you bite your nails when your shy, how pretty you look when your studyin.. wait.. what..

- slowly started noticing more details about you and since you were friends with him he would hang out with you more.

- became more touchy while you hang out.

- he realised now you were just being nice to both sides. trying to be there for both.

- wrapping his arms around your waist while you two walked together.

- blushing as you talk to him.

- eventually he bottles up all his feels about you and breaks down but in a good way?

- going to your house at 3am, crying as you hold him in your arms on your bed.

“and- and my dad keeps putting all this pressure and me and i love you and its so fucking difficult.”

“i know stan, i know… its alright.. wait. you love me..?”

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hellooo !! pls pls pls headcannons on how the main 4 would react if the reader asked them for nude or just some suggestive pics in general !! hope ur having a great day <3

main four - nudes // pics

content warning : nsfw

a/n : shitty.

stan ;

- he is the type to send dick pics occasionally

- like only if you were away for a holiday

- but ill it out for you

- after sexting for awhile i feel like he’ll ONLY do it if he

- a) trusts you

- or

- b) is hard

- he aint gonna be sending a non hard dick

- he’ll send it with the message underneath it being

- “fuck baby”

- “look what my little slut does to me”

- he does not give a fuck about reputation

- when hes horny though

kyle :

- a hundred thousand million percent not the type to send nudes

- not even to you or anyone

- even if you asked

- he doesn’t even sext

- …okay MAYBE he will if you’re gone for weeks or months

- something like

“i miss the way your pretty pussy feels around me”

“anyways have a good day, my love 😇”

- to make up for it though he will send his hands if you ask

- in certain positions like fingering positions

- he lets you imagine

- he also sends whimper audios 🙏

kenny :

- HE LITERALLY DOES NOT CARE

- HE IS THE TYPE TO JUST DO IT

- if you’re sexting and your begging for him to send a pic

- he will.

- full body, different angles

- biggest whore alert?

- no? just me? okay.

- also if he gets hard from sexting he’ll send a pic to you or a video

- with audio of course

- with a message attached that said

“my girl makes me feel so good”

“i cant wait to fuck your brains out doll”

- cumming videos w audios 😫😫

cartman :

- corruption kink.

- is the type to get you to send you pictures and hold them

- either for

- a) blackmail

- or

- b) his own entertainment

- will definitely use this towards you if your being a brat

- or if hes horny and wants a blow job

“yeah? suck it slut. you don’t want the school to know how much of a whore you are, now do you?”

“your fucking loving this, huh? dirty whore.”

- has pictures of you with his cum

- or getting fucked by him

- and videos of you riding him.

- hes so silly!

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How the main four would react if you texted them how you feel

Stan :

this boy is confused as fuck

probably high or drunk while reading this

will ignore you for a few days but then come to you about his true feelings.

Would probably come up to you in school to walk about it.

“hey, y/n..?”

“oh- hey stan.”

“i like you too.”

Kyle :

poor boy thinks its a joke from the amount of times this has happened to him.

once again will take a few days to process this.

would probably rock up at your house unannounced with flowers and chocolates.

hey, hes a hopeless romantic. give him a break.

“ah-“ *knock knock.* “y/n..?”

*answers door and leans on doorframe.* “..hi kyle..”

“iloveyousosomuchimsorryididntsayanythingbeforebutiloveyou.”

he blurts his feelings really quickly.

Kenny :

he’s not dumb. he can pick up signs.

he mainly knew when you blushed when he flirted with you. (like he always does.)

after this you guys probably start dating.

SHOWERS you with love and affection.

You guys get high together.

“hey sugar?”

“hm? yes darl?”

“i love you, pretty”

“i love you too, handsome.”

Eric :

definitely cocky about it, i mean… it’s eric cartman for christs sake.

teases you about it constantly even when you guys are dating.

he cooks for you and you bake for him.

he definitely confessed on messages.

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any headcannons on main fours kinks?

main 4 kinks

CONTENT WARNING : nsfw , kinks

a/n : I JUST BUSTED A NUT TO THIS REQ. OF COURSE

stan :

- recieving kinks and giving kinks

- degrading.

- he loves degrading you

- follow up

- choking

- his hands.

- on your neck.

- he is so into punishment sex

- loves praise

- literally will bust a nut just for him to get told hes doing well

- hair pulling

- pull on his hair, he loves it

- last one..

- scratching.

- he loves the marks you leave on his body

kyle :

- he is not a huge kinker ngl

- i feel like his kinks are equal equal

- praise

- tell him hes doing well, it encourages him

- marks

- he loves staring at the mirror at all the marks you made on him

- hair tugging/playing

- mans a whore for you to play with his hair

- praise

- phrases like ‘good girl’ and ect

- he loves marking your body

- leaving love bites but not hickeys because hes scared you’ll get in trouble

- soft touch i guess

- my mans a soft dom until he gets angry.

kenny :

- biggest whore.

- im being so fr

- lets get into it

- size kink.

- knowing hes too big and how ‘hes not going to fit’ gets him going

- hair pulling

- he loves seeing your pretty fucked out eyes roll back as you pull on his hair to try and get him to slow down

- loves praise

- knowing he’s fucking you so well gets him going

- brat tamer.

- your acting up? your being bent over and fucking

- huge overstimulater

- he loves knowing that he can fuck you so hard until your pleading not to cum anymore

- praise

- like kyle, his phrases are ‘you’re doing so well f’me doll.’ and ‘you can take it.. good girl.’

cartman :

- corruption kink

- knowing he can turn you into a total slut is amazing to him

- degrading

- as well as corruption he loves degrading you into nothing

- orgasm denial

- loves watching you cry for him

- begging // whines

- loves when he makes you beg, hearing those pretty moans

- as well as over stimulation

- same with the crying

- also a brat tamer

- into spanking you

- you being a brat? your getting bent over his lap and counting all his spanks until he’s satisfied.

- loves marking you

- only he can fuck you like this.

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Hiiiii, js discovered your page and I love it! Could you possibly do one where basically, hear me out, reader and Kenny are in class and he 'accidentally' touches your thigh and then things get....yk. Please and thank you, I love you and your page sm and have a good day/night!

STOPPP I LOVE THIS CONCEPT HOLDUP…

thigh touching w/ kenny

CONTENT WARNING: nsfw / smut / fingering

- okay immediately you guys are in science class

- you guys have those desks where its a two seater

- anyways 🦶

- you were writing down notes on your book

- kenny was fucking around, playing with pens in your pencilcase

- finding little drawings and texting on his phone

- he was playing with one of your pens, twirling around when he drops it

- catching it just in time but his hand resting on your thigh

- you immediately squirmed, letting out a little quiet squeak.

- he smirked, you were this needy for physical touch?

- he once again, ‘dropped’ the pen once again

- this time catching the pen but squeezing your thigh, getting a little whimper out of you.

- he smirked, putting his hand onto the desk as well as your pen down.

- as you continue to take notes, his hands slowly crawl to your inner thigh area

- rubbing and squeezing your inner thigh

- he smirked as he watched you squirm.

- he slid his hand further up..

- watching you squirm even more and biting your lip to not make noise.

- he leaned in closer, his hand getting closer as your breath hitched.

“you like that, baby?”

- he whispers into your ear, his hand creeping closer to your panties

- your breath hitched as you feel yourself getting weaker and weaker

- you nod, he smirks leaning in into your ear again

“use your words, don’t you want this?”

- he said rubbing your clit through your panties, making you bite your lip harder

“m-mhm.. yes.. ken..”

- you barely get out as he moves your wet panties to the side..

“good girl. be quiet f’me.”

- he whispers before sticking a finger in.

- chat, imagine the rest.

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Hi, could you do like, period comfort w/ main four? No pressure though, of course

ofc anon !!

Period Comfort w/ Main 4

stan ;

- when you got your period, he was kinda like ‘ok’

- he has a sister so he already knows all about periods and stuff

- i feel like he knows how to help you already

- if you got your period at his house he’ll grab you a pad

- i can see him just being a support man on the time of the months

- only letting you rest on the bed as he does everything

- mainly cuddles with you as the big spoon

- he knows you needa man at this time to make you feel better!

- if you take days off school because of your period, he will come over after school with your favourite snacks

- kisses and reassurance

“stanny.. my stomach hurts so much..”

“i know baby, i know.. ill go get a heat pack for you, okay?”

kyle ;

- deffo grossed out at first

- *ahem* microbiome episode

- but anyways…

- doesn’t know what to do, he either gets his mom over or you have to explain it

- his mom is so fucking nice to you as well, shows you where the pads / tampon cabinet is and pill cabinet

- after that his mom lectures him on periods and he learns

- next time you message him or get your period over at his house he runs to grab you stuff

“..shit..”

“whats wrong babe?”

“i got my period”

- this man is S P R I N T I N G.

- immediately throws in a heat-pack in the microwave

- running to grab pads and spare underwear for you and painkillers

- would deffo make gift baskets for you

- filled with teddys that have heating inside, chocolates, your favourite snacks, soups



kenny ;

- this man knows nothing

- literally nothing

- the ONLY and ONLY way he knows about periods is either the internet

- or he heard his mom explain it to his younger sister

- would slightly panick when you got your period

- like what does he do

- COMFORT TALK.

- saying shit like “you’re okay..” “just breathe f’me..”

- hes definitely panicking but not like tweek type of panic

- this can ONLY go two ways:

“shit.. i just got my period.”

“oh.. whats that.”

OR

“fuck me.. i think i got my period”

“oh shit do you need anything?!?! water????”

- probably treats you so delicately on your period

- like your pregnant or something

- read online that sex can help with period cramps..

- yk where im going w this.

cartman ;

- GROSSED OUT.

- more of the fact that he touched a bloody tampon once and fondled with it without knowing thats blood coming from your vag

- *AHEM* the one scene where cartman finds stan’s mom’s tampon in the trash

- definitely makes a face but definitely knows that you can’t control it

- WILL DEFFO MAKE REMARKS LIKE “couldn’t you make it later”

- when you got your period near him he immediately called his mom

- but not for you

- because you got blood on the couch.

“MOOOOMMMM Y/N GOT BLOOD ON THE COUCH.”

“bruh.”

- cartman’s mom would be like kyles mom but a lot nicer

- talks you through where everything is

- next time you get your period you basically know where everything is and you tell his mom and him

- cartman cuddles you and puts blankets on you silently

- while cartman’s mom is basically support

- if you have cravings and you tell him.. well..

“MOMMMMM Y/NS CRAVING COOKIES”

“nono its fine mrs. cartman-“

“oh of course honey”

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Headcanons of Kenny mccormick x cheerleader but shy reader? Like she literally wears the most slutty croptops and skirts of the school uniform but then doesn't even know how to talk without looking down😭😭 thanks if you do it and obviously take your time, do not stress💕

Kenny with a F!Shy Reader

trigger warnings ; use of the word ‘slut’ , sexualisation of clothing

- kenny is so protective over you, basically like a guard dog dynamic

- i can see a basketball x cheerleader dynamic between you too

- he loves when you go to his games to cheer with your cheer girls

- he adores the fact that your so shy honestly, he couldn’t care less if your shy because you’re his and thats all that matters.

- after your cheering games, he goes up to you and praises you so much and you’re just standing there blushing and looking down.

“you did so well my girl! i loved when they threw you up in the air. you looked so gorgeous, doll.”

“i- t-t-thank you..?”

- you’re biggest hype man.

- after games he also puts his basketball jersey on you so everyone knows you’re his and your all covered.

- whenever your uncomfortable he covers you up.

- i can see after your games he takes you out on icecream dates.

“doll, what do you want? whisper it to me.”

“..cookies and cream..”

“ill have one vanilla and cookies and cream, both in cones.”

- orders for you as well.

- he loves looking at you when you wear slutty things but he hates when other look at you.

- your biggest defender as well, may i add.

- if someone talks shit about you or cat calls he’s defending you with his life.

“what a fucking slut.”

“the fuck did you say about my girlfriend?”

- would beat someone up for you.

- when you guys are on dates he’s putting his hands on you everywhere.

- you’re ass, waist, hands.

- love letting everyone who’s staring at you know that you’re his.

- if your his cheerleader, he’s your stan.

- loves you so much.

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Heyyyy! I love your writing, and I wanted to know if you could write the main three (or just Kenny lol) with a reader who squirms a lot when cuddling? Like they get really flustered and overwhelmed if that makes sense, Thx!!

hiii anon !! of course sweetheart !! im only going to do kenny because i can’t picture the others doing anything except him

Kenny w/ a Reader that squirms

- okay, honestly..

- you’re squirming is kinda funny and adorable

- if you’re blushing as he cuddles you and squirming away he’ll make his grip tighter so you don’t squirm away

- teaser, definitely.

- kisses your forehead, face

- while holding you tightly in his arms

“be careful dolly, don’t want you to squirm away now, do we?”

- he loves watching you blush with teasing, its so cute to him

- if you stutter while flustered you’re going to get mocked.

“i- uhm- k-ken”

“what y-y-you c-can’t t-talk? what’s wrong hun’?”

- he loves overwhelming with love

- he loves kissing you until you’re all red

- or cuddling you tighter until you can’t stop squirming

- or whispering sweet.. (and totally not sexual) things in your ear to hear your flustered whimpers

“..god your so pretty under me.”

“i- m-mmhm..”

“that’s it, doll. whimper f’me.”

- hes just a teaser ^_^

this isn’t much because i cant think of anything else for this, apologies anon !!

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haiii !! could you maybe write headcannons with stan, kyle and kenny and how it is to sleep with them in one bed (as partners) if you havent written it before?? like, do they kick or talk in their sleep for example😭😭 and alsooo some cuddling in bed headcannons would be nice but remember that you don't have to write it if you don't want to !! im such a sucker for psychical touch sorryyyys

hii sweetheart !! id love too !!

The Main 3 Sleeping w/ Reader

kyle ;

- i can see him being the cuddling type

- he loves pillow talking with you

- i can see kyle as a big spoon, sometimes a little spoon when he’s stressed

- if you’re extremely tired he will definitely hold you in his arms and whisper sweet things into your ear.

“you did so well today.”

“im so proud of you.”

- if you’re really sleepy and hes busy, he’ll drop everything to tuck you in.

- he’s a sleep mumbler !! ironic right?

- one time you heard him mumble about how he loves you and then switched to beating up cartman..

- he doesn’t mind sharing the bed with you and actually prefers it

- makes him feel safe and secure.

- also i can’t see him snoring either

- … is that weird?

- like he sleeps with soft breaths not snoring.

- but to make up for it, he yawns loudly.

- kisses your forehead a lot !!

stan ;

-little spoon most of the time until he isn’t feeling it

- i can see him and you have your own sides of the bed.

- the most affectionate thing he will do is wrap his arms around your neck and wrap his legs around you.

- only when he feels like it through

- unlike stan he kinda minds sharing his bed with you, but only a little bit.

- he likes your presence but sometimes he doesn’t its on and off sometimes.

- by on and off i mean one minute he likes it then another he doesn’t.

- and that can all happen within 2 minutes..

- stan’s a kicker

- not a rough kicker

- a soft gentle one

- he snores

- not a loud snorer like his father

- like a steady quiet snorer

- like the volume that you can only hear in a quiet room.

- definitely a sleep talker

- he also likes pillow talk a lot for some reason.

- but only when hes in the mood for pillow talk.

- the most affectionate thing you’ll get out of him as well is an ‘i love you’

kenny ;

- okay, kenny is a 50/50 between big and little spoon

- like on one hand, he likes being held and having his hair played with.

- but on the other he wants to bury his head into you and hold you for the rest of eternity.

- he definitely doesn’t mind sharing beds with you, it makes his nights better.

- ive said this before but he loves sleepy you.

- he likes asking you questions when you’re sleeping.

- hearing your little hums to every question

“do you love me?”

“mhm..”

“do you want me to stay?”

“mmmhm..”

- hear me out, he’s a drooler

- drooling on pillows in his sleep.

- also a loud snorer, like his father

- i can see him being mix between sleeping talking and mumbling.

- loves playing with you’re hair when you can’t sleep or even whispering to you

“you’re so gorgeous..”

“all mine..”

- forehead kisser as well as a neck kisser

reqs are open !! <3

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haiii!!! can you do kenny with a female reader who’s super touch starved, love ur blog sm!! <333

of course anon !!

Kenny with a F!Touch Starved Reader

- when i tell you he loves that your so affectionate and touchy with him i mean it.

- hes touchy as well so he literally does not care.

- i can assure you if your touch starved he will feed you.

- i can see him ALWAYS having his hands on you

- either if its just a hand wrapped around your waist, holding your hand. he is ALWAYS touching you some how.

- if your busy with something he will put his head on your shoulder to look over and grab onto your waist.

- loves giving you kisses.

- absolute fucking loves when you latch onto him.

- holding his arm like a sloth >>

- he gets so flustered when you just give him behind hugs.

- like i said before he doesn’t care if you’re touch starved because he is probably too.

- will occasionally just hug you to get your attention.

- he LOVES when you run up to him and hug him

- kisses you so often when he’s in the mood.

- i feel like hes not that affectionate in public but will call you pet names and hold your hand.

- if you’re feeling down he knows exactly how to touch you or what to do to make you feel good

“whats wrong baby..? feeling down? cmere.”

- cuddles you and lets you cry in his arms.

- he just loves you so much and does his best to make you feel better ;-;

- unironically touches your boobs like stress balls 😭

“babe stop-“

“but im so stressed and they’re like anxiety toyyss”

“THEYRE MY BOOBS?!”

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hi bby! saw ur reqs are open and ur inbox in empty!! so lemme get main three with a makeup gf who wants to do their makeup/skincare :3

AAAA OMG ITS BAE !!! HII BABE ABSOLUTELY YOU ANGEL !!

Doing Makeup on the Main 3

stan;

- okay, you know that episode where stan has a band and he plays a song abt him hating living on a farm?

- if you get it you get it

- you unironically already do his makeup for him

- but not full face though

- you help him with eyeliner on his under eyes

- i can see you bringing up the subject

- one day you were hanging in your room

- stan resting his head on your lap as you play with his hair silently

- eventually you got bored.

“stannnn can i do your makeup?”

“..why? im not performing anytime soon.”

“please..?”

“..fine”

- okay some headcannons time

- you do his makeup on his lap

- you’re doing concealer and he’s rambling to you about a fight with his dad.

- actually kinda stress relieving to him.

- i can see him as a cautious boyfriend when you do his foundation.

“ah- not the eyes..”

“careful.. the beanie..”

- also will slightly regret it..

“this is so gay.. you’re lucky i love you.”

- he doesn’t want to admit that he loves it.

- after you’ve cooked you show him and he gives you a ‘good job’ nod and kisses your forehead.

“..okay get this off me.”

kyle ;

- hear me out, kyles always had a fascination with makeup.

- i can see kyle watching his mom do her makeup and just being so interested.

- naturally, he was curious to see what he would look like with makeup.

- one day he was over at your house, you guys had a date planned in a few hours and you were doing your makeup

- kyle being kyle he watched, noticing how you grew more and more frustrated with your eyeliner.

- wiping it off with a q-tip aggressively.

- he continued watching as he thought to himself

- ‘if only she had someone to practice on..”

- he turned out to be the perfect person.

- he wrapped his arms around you and kissed your cheeks.

“do you wanna practice on me, love?”

“wait.. really?”

- the way your eyes light up, it made him want to ask that question all the time just to see your reaction again and again.

- while you’re doing his makeup he’ll ask you questions.

“soo is this.. blush..?”

“no baby this is concealer”

“oh.. what does that do?”

- he actually was interested and learnt a lot from you

“so now we’re going to use some setting spray.”

“oh i think my mom uses that!”

- off topic but he definitely remembers your shade and buys you makeup pallets and new products.

kenny;

- okay. okay. LET ME COOK.

- so as a juggalo myself, juggalos have events called ‘gathering of the juggalos’

- kenny and you were conveniently going to this event.

- as an icp fan its important to have the iconic black and white clown makeup!

- although you and your boyfriend were over at your house getting ready.

- when you saw kenny using bad drugstore makeup to do his clown face.

“uh.. ken?”

“yea hun?”

“do you want me to do that for you?”

“sure darl’”

- you had to scrub that shit off his face but it was so worth it.

- in the middle of you doing the white foundation you had just done prior on his face he’ll lean in a kiss you

“kennn!! no kisses”

“sorry doll, can’t help it.”

- the most laidback of all the boys

- will randomly kiss you all over

- but he doesn’t stay still when you’re doing the clown features in black.

- after your done cooking, you show him in the mirror.

- he does some silly poses, making you laugh and kisses your forehead.

“i love it my little juggalette”

“i love you to my juggalo”

reqs are open !! also i cooked wtf??

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Hii, can u do how the main 4 would react to sh scars? (Obviously with TW)

HII ANON !! THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRST REQ AND OF COURSE !!

How the main four would react to self harm scars

TRIGGER WARNING: mentions of self half, suicide

STAN :

- If im going to be honest, he was probably the last straw for you to break and self inflict scars.

- He probably wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for you’re hoodie sliding down when you reached for something on the high shelf.

- He wouldn’t talk about it to you but honestly will hint about it to you very subtly.

“Hey.. you know you can talk to me about anything, right?”

“You know how much I love you right?”

“I’m always here if you need me.”

- Eventually after it starts healing he still wouldn’t talk about it because he does so himself but whilst its healing he apologises for every little thing he does.

“Im sorry for not doing the dishes on monday.”

- Still hasn’t talked about it but showed you a lot of affection and sometimes grabs your wrists to kiss your scars better.

KYLE :

- Out of the main four he would be the first one to notice.

- He wouldn’t have noticed if you wouldn’t have worn a jumper when it was boiling hot outside.

- He caught a glimpse of your scars when you were studying with him.

- Kyle being an over worryer he would grab your wrists instantly, gently lowering your sleeves to see the damage.

“..What made you want to do it, my love?”

- Would also be the type of person to talk about it too.

- Reassuring you while you let out what you’ve been bottling up in his arms.

“Shh.. baby its okay.”

“Darling im not mad, okay?”

- He knows you’re struggling so for the next week he’ll do anything you’ll ask.

- The next following weeks he will show more responsibility and care for you.

- Sometimes even coming over unannounced with food just to feed you.

KENNY:

- wouldn’t notice until someone would point it out.

- probably would be butters because the boy is curious of what happened.

“Hey y/n what happened there?”

- He would turn his head and find Butters pointing directly at your self harm scars.

- He watched as you brushed it off with ease.

- Anger boiling up inside him but not towards you, but himself.

- ‘Why didn’t I check up on them?’

- ‘God.. I’m such an idiot.’

- Eventually will grab you by the wrist and drag you to the nearest empty room to confront you.

- Grabs you’re wrist and pulls down your sleeve.

“What’s this.”

“Oh its nothing bab-“

“No. What’s this.”

- Will definitely be upfront to you about it and comfort you.

- Very demanding because he cares/

- The following weeks he’ll bandage it up for you daily until it was healed.

- He just cares but in his own way.

Cartman :

- would be the first one to get suspicious.

- noticing how you would pull down your sleeves.

- he wouldn’t be vocal about it though.

- wouldn’t be mad either. more understanding.

- he’s the type to help you subtly.

- buying you food and delivering it to your house.

- helping you cover up.

- leaving his hoodies and jumpers for you to use with a note.

‘Hi, heres a hoodie or whatever. eric.”

- LOVES seeing you use wear his clothes to cover up.

- Holds your hand more in public.

- shows more affection when your alone.

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hii hope your doing good! could you possibly do kyle with a really shy reader? (fem if possible!)

HII ANON !! OFC!

Kyle with a Shy Reader

- where do i start?

- he is such a sweetheart when it comes to you

- don’t understand a question? he’ll absolutely be down to tutor you about it!

- scared to ask a question? write it down and he’ll ask it for you!

- he is such a sweetheart when you guys go out.

- he remembers your drink order !! especially at tweek bros coffee house

- at restaurants he’ll check before hand what you want then order it for you.

- such a darling, if your ever feeling really stressed, he’ll hold and comfort you.

“shh.. shh.. its alright.. what can i help you with..?”

- scared to do a presentation? he’ll help you practice it, even if hes not in the same class.

“good girl! thats it!”

- scared to talk in front of the class? he’ll help you and do majority of the talking for you.

- he just wants you to feel safe towards him! even if its just little things!

- absolutely will shower you with praise if you feel really shy after doing something scary.

“you did so well baby!”

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hii, hope you're doing good! can i please ask for stan with a shy fem reader?? also who maybe dresses coquette? (reader not stan lmao) love your posts 🤍🤍🤍

hiii 🤍 anon !! ofc i would love too!

Stan with a coquette reader

- i know DAMN well that he doesn’t know what coquette is.

- i cant blame him honestly

- stan is the type of guy to support you no matter what.

- if you were ever scared of wearing an outfit in public he would wear something embarrassing just so you learn to embrace the insecurities and not give a fuck.

“babe. you look fine.”

“b-but this skirt is too short and the bow is-“

“hold up. stay there real quick.”

- he leaves to go into his room.

- comes out in a fucking inflatable cow costume.

“you ready to go?”

“stan.. what the fuck.”

- very clingy boy as well.

- if you were ever forced into a situation you dont want to be in then he would find a way to take you out of it.

- sometimes wears your clothes to make you laugh.

“bAbE iS tHiS sKiRt ToO sHoRt”

- he would ask in your skirt and heels making you burst out in laughter.

- he doesn’t mind you being shy, everyone’s different.

- definitely encourages you to be more vocal in public.

- especially in restaurants, he’ll make you say your order to him and practice it by the time the waiter comes over.

- he nudges you and gives you a soft smile.

“..ill have a sprite..”

- DEFINITELY PRAISES YOU but in a nonchalant way.

“good job baby”

- he said after the waiter leaves and then instantly switches subject so you dont notice the praise.

- but you do. everytime.

- smiling like an idiot when you speak up because hes so proud he taught you to do that.

- definitely buys similar clothes but in blue.

- if you were wearing a white skirt and a pink jumper he was wearing white cargos with a blue jumper.

- you definitely put bows and accessories onto his hair and he loves it but pretend he doesnt.

- you guys definitely bounce fashion taste off eachother.

- one time you guys went out and you were wearing alt clothes and he was wearing coquette clothes.

“aww you look so cute!”

“y-you matched my fashion taste..?? :D”

- huge softie for you