#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns

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Me reading chapter 109

AINT FOC RUJEJAJURFEBDKAHAKAMAK

AINT NO FUCKING WAY - my brain until we get to the next chaoter

kndkanana I KNOW HES GOING TO BE FINE BUT OMFG IM SO STRESSED THIS MAN IS GIVING ME A FUCKING STROKE

Like i knows hes going to be fine

BUT JFC DAZAI WHY R YOU LIKE THIS

YOU SHOULD BE LIKE CHUUYA AND NOT BE THIS FUCKING STRESSFUL JFC

God i hate fyodor sm tho LIKE CMON GIMME THE FUCKING CONFESSION

Destined TO WHAT

Omfg

And we got Dazai being genuine too for like a few seconds

AND DAZAI WAS MAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS

[tojigasm]

I just wanted to do more on the trimming butcher's beard cause it's so cute and fluffy and amazing. So like. Here's a lil story for youuuuu

It was easy to forget how quickly his beard grew in. At least it was until he stopped trimming it back. Growing uneven and scraggly. Leaving an ungodly amount of beard burn on your chin, neck, and even your thighs.

You had had enough. Buying cream to soothe the aching burn he left after each heated make out session was getting to be expensive enough you considered cutting him off.

So here you were, sat neatly in his lap, thighs bracketing his hips as he sat on the closed toilet lid. A straight razor to clean up the edges that had crawled up his cheeks. Anytime you pulled away to wipe off the hairs from the blade he playfully nipped at your fingers holding the skin taught.

"So good to me doll, cleaning me up" he said, chapped lips pressing a kiss to the small bite he had made. Holding perfectly still as you moved to the other side.

"It's more for my own health than your cleaner look," you muttered, always careful as you set aside the blade. The loud buzzing fills your ears and the vibrations from the trimmer, making your fingers numb after a second. After making sure for the third time you were using the right guard, you started on the coarse stragglers.

"It's not that bad," he said through gritted teeth, trying not to move too much. Still as a statue aside from the lazy rubbing and massaging of his hands along your ass and thighs. Almost kneading like a cat as he let you clean him up.

Maybe ten minutes later of careful cleaning up did you get off his lap, letting him look in the mirror. Grunting in approval as he brushing his fingers through it a few times.

"Looks wonderful, angel." he said, giving you a chaste kiss before leaving you to clean up the bathroom. Bastard.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[simp-ly-writes]

Rat Boyfriend

─────── · · A Smosh FanFic

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: You hated Charles Spencer Agnew. Well... maybe hate was too strong of a word, severely dislike would be a better descriptor. But what happens when Spencer dresses up as your number one type, a rat boyfriend?

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, enemies (strong dislike) to lovers, slow burn, miscommunication but cute 💕, kinda cheesy, jealous!Spencer, rat boyfriends, attempt at humour, suggestive themes, part social-media au.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 2,677

─ · · A/N: might retire after this one fellas 😮‍💨 (no like seriously, I feel like I cooked on this one and am worried to burn others- 😬) also these screenshots I took have me in the FEELS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You hated Charles Spencer Agnew. Well... maybe hate was too strong of a word, severely dislike would be a better descriptor. It would be too childish to say that you didn't like him after your first meeting but from hearing your name in multiple snippet conversations he had with others, you stood by your thoughts.

Your first meeting stung, it was your first day in the office and you already were feeling overwhelmed. You had never worked in an environment like this but had always wanted a more casual experience than the typical 9 to 5 office jobs you had worked in the past. You did not want to ask for help, already feeling like a burden to the productions and that further didn't help when you did get the courage to ask someone closest to you, a certain Spencer Agnew that just looked your over quickly before diverting his eyes to anything or anyone else in the room without another word.

It would be another crew member that had come up to you for help a few minutes later after noticing your anxious pacing before you were being thrown onto camera and trying to understand a game as you played it for the first time... lets just say after the crying bathroom was your vacation for the next hour.

This theme of not standing to have conversations with him would continue for your first few weeks and into your first month working for Smosh as a cast member. Everyone else had warmed up to you easily, was affectionate and friendly yet Spencer always had to have someone else in the room before even speaking to you.

He always was like this you thought to yourself before becoming even more discouraged seeing how closely he interacted with your work-best-friends Courtney and Amanda and it stung- hard. So much so that you thought he just didn't like you.

You would often feel his stare when you were in conversations with other guest stars or staff members yet when you would look back over at him, he never even took a second glance nor mentioned it when you tried to sneak it into the minimal conversations you held.

And the worst part of it all? When you would bring it up at the bar outside of work to your fellow co-workers, all they could do is laugh, smile, pat you on the shoulder or order you another drink as if talking down to you not understanding something oblivious. But what could be more obvious than the answer you gathered yourself. Spencer Agnew hated you, and subsequently you hated him for not giving you a fair chance.

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Eventually, once you thought he realized that you were staying for good. You found a way to get into conversations with him, or at least, a form of conversation since you both were competitive as well and the cameras did well to pick up on this as you both shouted and argued with one another over arbitrary games rules to who could name the most movies with talking frogs in them (you won that debate and was still something you brought up in every argument just to watch his expression change).

You loved getting reactions out of him, seeing his eyes light up in a debate or the way he would stress, toying with his hair and glasses yet you would never admit this to anyone... not even yourself. And it would be in these moments that even when you would catch and hold his stare once realizing he was looking at you, he would keep it and his eyes would offer a hint of a smile.

These moments would happen more frequently since the infamous frog event during Bored AF, the most substantial of these during a Shayne guesses where the whole cast and crew sat in for the episode. You sat beside Courtney and Amanda like usually with Spencer sitting in front of you with Alex and Ian.

You could barley keep the smile off your face as Shayne went through everyone's celebrity crush, you laughed and even at times cried from laughing so hard up until your choices came up and you suddenly had shut up. Spencer turned around with a raised brow, his eyes curious as to why your emotions had shifted so suddenly.

You glared at him back, thinking him to be judging your choices of "rodent boyfriends" that you had been gossiping to the entire office about, even holding pictures of them up by your desk on a bulletin board. Spencer held his hands up, turning back around to watch Shayne's reaction as you did the same.

"Ah yes, someone seems to be having a hella rat-boy summer over here so that narrows it down to a few people in the office. But if I've already guessed some of the others... it would have to be (name)," Shayne explains himself with a confident smile, looking over the monitor to gauge your reaction as you offer him a deadpanned stare before shooting Courtney a wink that has her bumping your shoulder.

"And why do you think its (name)?" Alex Tran asks, directing todays video, you knew this question was for the content but you were worried about how it could be cut in the final video.

"Well, how could I not think it to be them? Spencer glares at that bulletin board of these pictures of Barry, Timothée, and Jeremy every time he goes by the (name)'s desk!" Shayne says dryly as if commenting on the weather, as if this is something everyone already knew, and that annoys you must. Yet again you are feeling all of those past emotions come flooding back on the process you made as you fall back into your seat with a huff.

"And let's see if I'm correct... Yes! Let's freakin' go!" Shayne celebrates, pumping his fist as Amanda grabs your hand. "You doing alright?" you asks warmly, head tipped closer to your own making the conversation feel more private.

"Yeah just annoyed that everyone seems to be dancing around something I don't and its really tiring like- yes I know I'm still the "new guy" around here but if its an "in-joke..." I still want to know what exactly it is even if I will not understand it," you explain and Amanda can only offer you a sigh, wrapping an arm around your chair for comfort.

"Its nothing I can explain to you since it's not my space to do so... but I think that it'll all get explained to since someone else also appears to be anxious about it," Amanda does not look you in the eyes, instead watching as Spencer's knee bounces as he sits in front of you and you none-the-wiser to him overhearing your conversation as a que for, 'enough-is-enough'.

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Suddenly you felt like it was your first day at Smosh and in a way it was. It would be your first time preforming in a video for the main channel, the original channel as past of their new series 'bit-city.'

You would be doing a small background role as a bodyguard in the audience, only stepping in for a scene to remove one of your cast mates off the couch but it was a large moment in your Smosh career nevertheless.

Pacing around the set as members rushed around with lights, microphones and props. You were already in your suit and glasses, all ready and kitted-up. You had yet to see Spencer or Trevor even though they were listed on the shoot for today and it was getting closer and closer to the starting time and when that time came and past.

Worry ate up your insides as you rushed over to Angela to ask where the hell everyone was after the first section got filmed and the second was nearly completed. "Hey Angela, do you have a minute, I promise it'll be quick?"

"Yeah of course, whatsup?" Angela responds, taking a sip from her sticker-covered water bottle while offering you a reassuring smile.

"Where's Spencer and Trevor? I saw them on the document but haven't seem them all day, did something happen?" you do your best to level your concern, not wanting to stress her out before you all both have to get back to work.

Angela waved a hand in your face, offering you part of her snack that you graciously took, "Yeah they are off into studio C filming a side-bit for this production. Only here in the morning before continuing on a project for the Games channel, something to do with truck driving? I'm not too sure honestly..." Angela trails off, getting distracted by an email on her phone. "Thanks for letting me know," you smile as she throws you one back before returning to your positions.

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You never usually watch the videos your in, a rule to not embarrass yourself over something you said or did for the bit yet as you quickly skip through the video (as to not traumatize yourself) the audio catching you off guard and you force yourself to pause before hitting replay.

"Tired of straight guys ruining your dating pool? Introducing Straight OS 2025 in three new models. The rat boyfriend..." and the gasp you emitted within the comfort of your own apartment watching as Spencer was spun around 360 degrees in an outfit you swore to only have pinned to your infamous bulletin board.

"No. fucking. way." you whisper-shouted to yourself before letting the video continue. A guitar. A cigarette. And that stupid. fucking. beanie. You were going to- really you did not know what you were going to do the next time you saw him the office. Torn between wrapping your hands around his neck and strangling the man for good or doing that while pulling him in for a kiss...

You shake your head, confused as to where all these thoughts are suddenly coming from as you play the clips on repeat. The ways his rings climb up the neck of the guitar, the way he fixes his hair and tips his cigarette. You hate how suddenly hot the room feels as you rush for a cold shower that does little to calm your thoughts, feelings, or shame flooding your system and before you knew it, it was time to drive back to the office and lucky you... Spencer was directed the next Games video you would be starring in.

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It was harder than you thought not to stare at him and suddenly the roles were revered. You looked away every time he looked over, pretending as if nothing happened.

You did your best to mention your opinions on the recent video while you thought no one else to be looking or listening while lunch break was going on and even when inevitably you and Spencer had to speak, it was you who refused to make eye contact before he said something purposely outlandish just to catch your attention.

"I think I should start wearing this hat more if it gets you this worked up, will make it easy to win this time around," Spencer comments, knowing that you will have not heard a word he had said, and he would stand to be correct.

"Sorry, Spence-er, um what did you say?" you ask for clarification, a brow raised as he brightly smiles, head tilted every so slightly. "I just said that I am determined to win today."

"oh, I didn't know you were playing today?"

"Oh. I was always going to play."

"Okay then..."

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You struggle to get through the video and swear that Spencer knew he was dong something by the grin that fails to be swept off his face no matter how many insults or wins you gain only for him to loose yet he acts as though he has won only making your anger spike.

You storm off set in a whirlwind of emotions, no man you had ever dated has made you this much of a mess and had played with your emotions so well, it was extremely off-putting as you stomped your way to the parking lot before being stopped by the door.

"Hey (name)! wait!" Spencer jogged to keep up with you, failing to pause as you continued your steps towards your car- determined. "Wait, hey!"

"What. Spencer. Whatever could you want?" you question, quickly turning around, baring your teeth as you grip your car keys just about ready to quit and pull out all your hair already.

"Are you doing okay?" Spencer asks with utmost concern, while panting and hanging over his knees, he looks up, sweat dripping from his forehead and curls- your finger twitches yet you hold up your resolve.

"Am I doing okay? What sorta question is that, Spencer? Am I doing okay? Why would you even care to know? You have never in the past. fuck can't even make eye-contact with me, what the hell is your issue man? Because from what I've heard from everyone, its not me so its certainly something to do with you!" you argue as Spencer takes a step back, hands held up once more.

"Yes. It's me, I know I fucked up about doing this the right way. Fuck Spencer, he's a bitch, the absolute worst, yes. I know that. But I also know, even though this is the worst possible moment to say this-"

"To say what Spencer? Look I want to-"

"I love you.... okay? I fucking love you and was too scared to tell you it before. I have loved you since the day you walked into the office and since you could name more talking frogs in cinema than me."

You are left in silence, not even noticing as Spencer picks up the keys that have dropped from your hand as he presses them back into your palm. Holding your touch, intertwining your fingers for a brief moment before pulling away.

You can feel the sparks, the heat of his skin against yours in this California heat as you can feel the gravity of his words circling around your head, the answers you had looked so hard for stumbling into your lap just when you were looking to be done with it all.

"I-I can't- I don't believe you," is all you can say, eyes wide as he fixes his glasses, his cheeks red hot as he reaches out before letting his arm fall, deciding not. You can feel the way your heart drops, already expecting the spark of his touch once more.

"Then let me show you, please. I only ask for this one chance to show you and if you realize this isn't for you I will ask nothing of you because of it," Spencer pleads, you could see his knees ready to give out and beg.

You hold your hands out, not wanting to create a further scene than you already both probably have. "Spencer I-"

"Please, (name). Just this once and I promise to explain everything- it all."

"Fine."

"Yes?"

"Yes."

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─ · · A/N: no pt.2's to this one!

[jeonghaniehaee]

svt reblogs

master post

reblogs consist of various fics i’ve found that i personally enjoy and hope you do too 🦢

read at ur own risk! some works are 18+ and not meant for younger audiences

there will be some bias towards other members mainly cause i personally read theirs more

order will go: name/link + author, synopsis, and my notes

please support the writers by reblogging their works! everyone in general would appreciate 🕯️

seungcheol:

dad of the year @/wondernus

seungcheol accidentally reveals he has a daughter on a first date and doesn't know how to tell you that his daughter is a dog

notes: i loved this one so much it was just so 💕💞💘💗💓💖

your cherry flavored kisses @/hannyoontify

as his mom always said, kisses are the best kind of medicine for boo-boos

notes: omg sosososo cute 🥹 i loved this one oh so much you can’t believe it 

hello tutorial @/97-liners

it’s your final year of college, and you’ve been elected president of your sorority. this is all great and fine, but as the semester goes on, you find yourself having repeated run-ins with the president of the fraternity next door in a series of unfortunate coincidences (that might not actually be coincidences, as you come to discover). 

or 

in which you’re trying to deal with your crush on seungcheol in a normal way, but the meddling kids are making it harder than it needs to be. 

notes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS LIKE ALMOST ONE OF MY FAVORITE FICS OF ALL TIME I LOVE IT OH SO MUCH!! please read this it’s actually perfect ive reread it so much just cause of how much i love it. THIS FIC IS THE EPITOME OF MY LIFE. THIS WRITER DESERVES AN OSCAR AND EVERY SINGLE AWARD IN THE WORLD

boyfriend texts @/lololololchips

notes:so cute and sweet ☹️🫶

fifteen to forever @/gyuswhore

Fifteen was the age you had met Choi Seungcheol at a school hockey game. Forever was the age you would find yourself spending with him. 

notes:THIS FIC IS ACTUALLY SOO SWEET I LOVED IT SO MUCH. must read fr💯💯

jeonghan:

nothing new @/luvhhannie

no one would’ve thought that unspoken feelings would’ve been the best for you and jeonghan

notes: hanahaki is such a painfully good au and this fic just perfectly captures it!! i would recommend it wholeheartedly

to live again @/viastro

it’s been years since your last milestone birthday; a time when everything still felt right in the world with youth and ambition. now that you’re older and times have changed, would you dare take a chance to save someone else in the past at the cost of your own future?

notes: oh. my. GOD. this fic is oh sosososo good and i loved the slow burn too. i never expected to have such a lasting impression on a fic but this one is just *chefs kiss* i love it so much, it’s definitely somewhere at the top of my fav fics

ode to you @/lovelyhan 

if there's one thing you've learned from all the lives you've spent together, it's that jeonghan isn't always someone you'll end up wanting. he can be crass. he can be secretive. he can be nothing short of vexing. but in the end, he's everything you need him to be. or:  25 lives in which you find and don't find jeonghan.

notes: this story was so cute and i love how it was created 🥹 i really liked it and i hope yall will too cause this is a great read, and every single life was so good 

proud @/blue-jisungs

hi this is a req ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ i am SUCH  a strong believer that jeonghan babies u no matter what or when. even in front of his members n theyre js like erm get a room?

notes: this is super cute and fluffy, also scoups 😭😭 so funny

my heart is beating for two @/seuonji

you’re a worker at the daycare and of course, your main priority is the safety of the kids. how’d you deal with an unfamiliar face trying to pick up one of the kids one day? 

jeonghan becomes fond of the daycare worker he met the other day, seems like fate is on his side through this journey, or is it?

jeonghan becomes fond of the daycare worker he met the other day. they finally exchanged numbers! how does it go on from there?

notes: all three parts are all sososo good and i loved reading each one. this story is so cute and i just loved reading it and i reallly recommend it🥹

daisies @/viastro 

the best type of revenge is to hurt the person that means the most to them. aka, in which jeonghan is in charge of making you fall in love with him, just to break your heart. 

notes: OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!! i really enjoyed this and i loved reading the whole thing 🫶🫶🫶

beef @/wondernus

in which yoon jeonghan (the random guy you gamed with) found your twitter account, prompting the largest and ugliest twitter beef you've ever been in.

notes: this is so. incredibly. funny. i literally never knew i needed this fic in my life its just so good 😭

the selfish dilemma @/joonsytip

It was love at first sight ever since you laid eyes on Jeonghan. To him, you are the annoying co-worker who keeps asking him out. No one is new to your courting agenda which only pisses off Jeonghan but what happens when you stop, all at once....

notes: this series is incredibly good and i loved. reading it. i really recommend cause it was a great fic and it still stands as a great one

love café @/chocosvt

while you’ve spent the last few months pretending the love café doesn’t exist, you realize you need its services now more than ever. this brings you face to face with jeonghan, the son of a luxury fashion designer who’s got money to burn. your exchanges are strictly business. until they’re not. 

notes: LOVE CAFE ACTUALLY MAKES MY HEAD SPIN I LOVE IT SO MUCH. THIS WRITER WROTE IT PERFECTLY I ACTUALLY ADORE IT SO MUCH!! PLEASE READ I LOVED IT 🙏 JUST EVERYTHING AHHH, IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE I SAY LISTEN TO THIS LOVE CAFE IS GREAT

the long way @/trblsvt

 it was just like any other shoot. go in, pose, drink water, don't get food on the clothes, and don't joke around with the staff. easy. except it wasn't that easy.

notes: i loved this one so much it was a perfect read and it’s just 😭🫶

the christmas boyfriend @/rubyreduji

when you tell your mom the little white lie that you have a boyfriend, you don’t expect it to evolve into bringing your friend with benefits home for christmas. what can go wrong?

notes: this is actually one of my TOP favorites of all time and of jeonghan fics. if it’s not even first, that is. i loved this so stinking much it’s not even comprehensible. PLEASE im begging you read this. i loved it so much. even if you aren’t reading this at christmas time, it is still a perfect fic and i absolutely love it. one of my first (maybe also my last 🤭) top fics

iris beauty @/wonunuu

you and mina have been best friends for as long as you remember. after your parents passed from a horrible car accident, mina’s parents kindly took you in, tending and caring for you as their own. at such a young age, you have learned the meaning of debt as this is your constant feeling towards your best friend and her parents. to compensate, you have showed them undoubtable loyalty, respect, love and kindness, just as they have showed you; you do everything they tell you without question. so when your best friend asks you to pretend to be her in meeting a guy she has been talking to online, your loyalty and trust are tested when you unintentionally develop feelings for him. 

notes: this smau is genuinely so good and one i will read over and over again no matter how long it is. the storyline is mapped out PERFECTLY and i mightve read this all in one sitting…

how many times does it take to get smarter?

how many chances are too many chances? @/veethefreeelf

Jeonghan and you start a fwb relationship after years of being best friends. He only has two rules: no feelings and no kissing. Who’s going to break the rules first?

It’s been 6 months since the night you and Jeonghan went your separate ways. You’re sure he has moved on and you… are working on moving on. Nothing can go wrong, right?

notes: AHHHHHHHHH THE ENDING IS SO CUTE OMGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHHQHQHQJAHA. PLEASE READ IWHQHQGAGQGQH SO GOOOOOD

joshua:

isohel @/toruro

fairytales can be rather misleading, can't they? when you and your mother are ripped away from your life at the castle, you spend over a decade resenting the royalty. so naturally, when you find prince joshua at your doorstep, you’re more than eager to shut the door on him. but as your life takes twists and turns, you happen to find yourself in the arms of a man you never thought you'd have to see again.

notes: THIS MODERN ROYALTY AU IS JUST. PERFECTION. i believe this is a must read for all carats🫡 i loved it so much!!

untitled @/som1ig

you waited for him, and he still came, unbeknownst all odds

notes: ong this is so sweet and i loved reading this. it’s so good 🫶 (short but sweet)

you were beautiful @/viastro

a modernized cinderella au. in which you and joshua meet through your love for boba popsicles, but end up living out your very own complicated, mess filled, cinderella story.

notes: ONE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND EACH MOMENT MADE ME WANT MORE. the angsty parts.. the fluff.. this one is defff a top read!! i recommend it to all (even non-joshua stans but idk if i trust u if u arent one even in the slightest 🤨)

so beautiful @/blue-jisungs

whipped prince!joshua

notes: AGAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM TOO HAPPY OMGGGG JOSHUA IS PORTRAYED SO GOOD AS A BF OMG AHAHAHHAHAHH AGHHHHHHHHH🙏🙏

jun:

hoshi:

wonwoo:

gamer bf! wonwoo hc @/blue-jisungs

notes: ngl i thought it would be how he would be like a discord mod bf.. (💀) but in reality it was vv cute and nice 🙌

for the books @/trblsvt

wonwoo's students seemed intent on matching him up with a fellow teacher. he didn't really want to stop them, it was too funny for him to break up their fun. plus, he didn't mind the certain someone he was being "set up" with. 

notes:this one is a good one!! very nice and the students are 💯 top tier

take it easy (slowly carve out my heart) @/savventeen

wonwoo's assignment: become your husband and bide his time until given the command to kill you. a simple mission, really — one that shouldn't have been hard. except, he never accounted for the fact that he might actually fall in love with you. too bad he's the perfect little soldier.

notes: in my own words, “this made me truly sob. made me wrench my heart out. this is amazing angst. this is the only kind of amazing angst i want to read now ♾️♾️♾️” 

to my youth @/viastro

in a world where everyone finds out who loves them within a 10 meter radius through the app love alarm, confessing your feelings without the use of the app is no longer considered normal. however, you refuse to download it in hopes that you’ll be able to fall in love without being dependent on love alarm.

notes:ngl in general ALL of viastro’s smaus deserve to be read fr.. like this one is so cute!! wonwoo in some of the moments just make me 😍😍 also the angst was fr sooo good 

woozi:

dokyeom:

mingyu:

minghao:

seungkwan:

vernon:

dino:

multiple:

camp half-blood @/som1ig

the camp half blood is a greek demigod training facility located on the north shore of long island. this series is about thirteen of its residents.

notes: i was SUCH A PJO FAN that these fics like actually cured me. i love every single one!! another must read fr 🤭

svt reaction to having a gf that’s cold on the outside, sweet and caring on the inside @/haecien

notes: this one is so cute! i loved each one and i thought it fit them well too 💕

thoughts ??? @/hanggarae

one shot smau’s about svt being horrifically down abysmal in chronological order 

notes: naw these are all super funny and great to read and support when you want to have a good laugh 💯

bf texts from maknae line when they’re on tour @/holdinbacksecrets

notes:overall just vv comforting texts between reader and maknae line 🫶

it’s complicated @/lovelyhan

one commoner, two princes, and three tales far too complicated to comprehend.

notes: currently only the dino and joshua one are uploaded (waiting SO painfully for the jeonghan one) but even though them being long might make you not want to read them, every single word was chosen perfectly and both stories just blew me away i loved them so much, definitely in my top 10 fics

you still sleep with plushies (vocal team) @/blue-jisungs

notes:what can i say these hcs are just really cute 

untitled @/nonranghaes

jihan finds you bundled up

notes: LMAO this one is just overall cute and some parts are def funny too

take a pic! @/cheolism

text messages of u asking ur boyfie (hyung line) for a pic <3

notes: these texts are soo funny and the pictures are chosen with care, i legit could tell, AND YOU COULDNT HAVE STARTED WITH THOSE CHEOL PICS LIKE WHAT 😫

inflection point @/lovelyhan 

you love yoon jeonghan. no, scratch that. you fucking adore yoon jeonghan; so much that the moment he asks you to be in an exclusive set-up with his current partner, you accept the offer in a heartbeat. what you fail to consider, however, is who your boss’ boyfriend actually is.

things make a turn for the worse (or the better?) when jeonghan leaves you with the most insufferable person on earth. but maybe a few weeks alone is exactly what you and seungcheol needed after all.

after reconciling with your first love, all seems well in your relationship thus far. but when you notice jeonghan distancing himself from you and seungcheol, you're determined to get to the bottom of it.

notes: AHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHHHHHH INFLECTION POINT IS SO. GOOD. I RECOMMEND EVERYONE READ IT CAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! the story is great, the story writing is even better, and it is just overall a superior fic 🙏

svt when you call them a new pet name @/lovingseventeen

notes:i actually adore this fic so much it is so cute and it’s just 🤧🥹

“saw this and it made me think of you” @/babyleostuff

notes:this one is GENUINELY so funny like how’d you find all these pictures 😭😭🫶

teasing you over your crush on them - hhu, vu, pu @/hanniehaee

notes: i loved each one and especially the style they were wrote in 🤧🫶

accidentally ditching you on your bday - hhu, vu, pu @/hanniehaee

notes: THE ANGST IS ACTUALLY SOOOOO GOOD OMG. idk if yall knew this but i used to be a diehard straight angst fan and this really reawakened that part of me. i loved how it went and the part 2 was definitely great also. (p.s. the first time i read i cried, and it’s been a while since ive cried cause on angst so i loved the pain🙏)

amortentia @/http-mianhae

love stories at hogwarts with 13 particular people

notes: currently, only 95 line is there, but each fic is perfect. it’s a hogwarts au love story, and i especially love each one. every single one is perfect and captures everything oh sosososo well. i’m really excited for future updates !!!

svt hospital @/taeyegu

four different departments, four different love stories, all in one hospital; hospitalplaylist!au

notes: omg.. this sooo cute and super funny!! i loved each one and they genuinely made me smile and laugh

have something to add? send in a request and i’ll put it in 📦

want me to make a different groups recommendation list? add in an ask too 💌

[midnight-talescape]

𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹(𝑅𝒾𝓈𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜 𝓍 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇)

Kinktober Day 9: Blood Kink

RISOTTO MY BELOVED JSVWJNEVWIWBHEJ

I saw this man with his back turn and I told myself, “This is my favorite character in this entire season. Right here. Best boi.” This is a lie Abacchio and Bucharatti r also best boi

LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY *going feral

Bruh it was originally suppose to be more like Risotto’s target is you something I have been wanting to write since I saw Hit from dbs but I change my mind so here we are

So like I have something ready for day 11 and it should be posted, but if I don’t hurricane Milton probably wrecked me enough so I can’t post anything. Aka power went out and no power for days :)

Warning: Blood, murder, you were married, your dead husband got cuck, appropriate use of Stand, a little yandere on both end, ooc, etc etc you get the point not for kid

Genre: filthy filthy smut

Word Count: 3kish

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“Don’t move.”

That was the only thing you heard before you was pulled against someone. Their hand firmly clasp around your mouth, muffling your shock scream as you saw your husband’s body on the ground.

The thought of struggling never even crossed your mind, you can feel how much stronger then you he was. Your body tremble, knowing that he can crush you without even breaking a sweat.

Risotto’s breath was unsteady against your ear as he buried his head in the crook of your neck, the feeling of your body against his was too much.

Unable to resist himself he press a soft kiss to your neck, before biting down. He let out a groan as your blood fill his mouth, his hand sliding down, easily spanning across your stomach.

Fuck.

He should control himself.

He shouldn’t force himself on you.

But fuck do you taste good.

You let out a pained wail, your voice no longer muffled by his hand. Shaking, your eyes well up with tears from the pain.

Risotto's grip on your body tighten at the sound of your cries, his teeth still clamp down on your flesh. He could feel the blood flowing freely, painting his tongue a crimson red. The taste was intoxicating, and he found himself craving more.

He was so lost in the feeling of you in his arms, your blood in his mouth, that he almost didn’t register your words.

“W-who are you… w-why did you kill my husband?” Your voice tremble as your eyes caught sight of your husband’s body on the ground,

Slowly, he release his hold on your neck, licking away the blood that had collected there. His eyes were dark, burning with a desire that he couldn't control.

"I'm Risotto."

He said simply, his voice low and gravelly as he placed another rough kiss on your neck before explaining,

“Your husband did something stupid. Something that got him killed.”

His eyebrow furrow lightly when he saw you still staring at your husband’s body.

He can’t have you looking away from him.

Without warning he grab your chin and turn your head to face him, his eyes cold. He took a moment to look into your eyes, his expression softening when he see the tears in them.

And oh how beautiful you look with tears in your eyes.

“Don’t look at him.” He said, his voice coming out softer than he’d ever use before. “Look at me.”

His hands roamed your body, exploring every curve and contour. He could feel the heat radiating from your skin, and it only fuel his desire. Without warning, he hoisted you up, pressing your back against the wall.

“Beside someone like him… didn’t deserve you.”

He lean in, capturing your lips in a kiss that left you breathless. His hand wrapping around your neck as he urge you silently to open your mouth and let him in.

You let out a gasp, your neck forced to lean back so you can meet his kiss.

He was so tall, dwarfing your body and covering you in his shadow. He groans into the kiss, the sound rumbling deep in his chest as he feels you tremble against him. He can feel your heart racing, the feeling of it pounding against his chest like a drum.

Good.

He didn't want you to think of anything or anyone but him, the only thing on your mind should be him and only him.

He deepen the kiss, his tongue delving into your mouth, tasting every inch of you. You taste like honey and something else, something sweet that he could easily get addicted to.

You are so perfect. He doesn’t know how anyone can ever look at you and think you’re anything other than perfect.

Every sound that came out of your mouth was like music to his ears. He want to hear more. More of your gasp as he kissed you, as he touch you, as he devour you.

He pulled away from the kiss, only to trail his lips down your jaw and neck, leaving marks as he went. He could feel your pulse jumping under his lips, and it made him want to bite down and taste you again.

But he resisted.

For now.

Instead, he move lower, his hands tugging at your clothes impatiently. He needed to feel your skin against his, to explore every inch of you.

Without warning, he rip your shirt open, the buttons scattering across the floor. He lean back, admiring the sight of your breasts, the way they heave with each breath you took. Unable to help himself, he leaned forward, taking one of your nipples into his mouth and sucking hard.

His other hand slid up to fondle your other breast, pinching and rolling the nipple between his fingers. He could feel your body arching against him, pressing your chest closer to his mouth.

“D-don’t bite… it hurts…” you begged before letting out a yelp that was half pain and half pleasure when he bit down hard,

He hum against your skin, the vibration sending shivers down your spine. The pain and pleasure mixed together, leaving you aching for more.

He could see the mix of pain and pleasure in your eyes, hear it in the way you breathed, the way your body moved against his. It was intoxicating.

He took a moment to look up at you, his eyes dark with lust as he watched you squirm beneath his touch.

“You want me to stop?”

He ask, his voice low and husky. But he didn't wait for an answer, instead he continued to suck and bite at your nipples, his tongue swirling around the sensitive bud until it was stiff and aching.

His hands continued their exploration of your body, one trailing down to your waist while the other held you steady against the wall. He could feel your pulse racing, your body trembling with need.

You close your eyes, your face and body flushing red before you panted out quietly, “I-I don’t know… we shouldn’t… I shouldn’t…”

His eyes narrowed at your words, he didn't like hearing you say that. Didn't like the idea of you thinking that you shouldn't be here, with him. He leaned back, meeting your gaze with a smoldering look.

“You don't want this?”

His hand moving to hike up your skirt as he explore the soft skin of your inner thigh. He could feel your body tensing, your breathing growing heavier as he tease you.

"I think you do."

His fingers brush against your soaked panties. He let out a low groan, the sound rumbling in his chest as he felt the wetness there. His fingers pushed the fabric aside, the two digits easily slipping inside you as he began to pump them in and out.

You moan softly as he curl his fingers, stroking your inner walls as he press his thumb against your clit, rubbing it in firm, circular motions. He could feel your body tensing, your muscles clenching around his fingers as he brought you closer to the edge.

Fuck.

He wants to taste you.

“W-what are you doing…” you let out a needy whine when he withdrawal his fingers, your eyes tearing up as he dropped to his knees, his hands gripping your hips tightly as he press his face against your pussy.

He could see the need in your eyes, hear it in the way your breath hitched as he planted a soft kiss on your inner thigh.

“Just relax. Let me take care of you, preciosa."

He lean in, his tongue darting out to lap at your folds. He could taste your arousal, the sweetness of it making him groan against your skin.

Fuck.

You taste so good.

He could feel your hips bucking against his face, could hear the needy whimpers that fell from your lips. It spur him on, encouraging him to keep going.

He hold onto your hip steadily, preventing you from pulling away from him as he lick at your pussy like a man starved. He could feel your walls fluttering around his tongue, could hear the breathy moans.

The combination of sensations was too much, and you found yourself tumbling over the edge, your body shaking as wave after wave of pleasure crashed over you. Your fingers digging into his hair as you cream all over his face.

Risotto caught you as your legs gave out, easily hoisting you up, before wiping his face with the back of his hand. His pupil blown wide as he take in the sight of your pleasured face and messed up hair.

“You're beautiful.”

He lean down, capturing your lips in another kiss. It was different this time, gentler, almost reverent before turning you around and pressing your front against the wall. He ground his hard cock against your ass and you could feel the heat of him through his pant, the hardness of his cock pressing insistently against you.

“I'm going to fuck you now.”

He could feel your heart racing, your breathing growing heavier in anticipation. Unzipping his pants, he pulled out his throbbing cock. He was big, so much bigger than anything you've ever seen before. The sight of him made your pussy clench, eager for his touch.

He position himself at your entrance, the tip of his cock nudging against your fold as he held your hip steady.

“Brace yourself.”

He warn, before thrusting forward, burying himself deep inside you in one swift motion.

You let out a gasp as the air was knock out of your lung as he thrust into you. Your feet barely touching the ground as you was hold up by nothing but his cock.

Your wall massaging his cock as you let out a short pain moan. Your entire body shaking in discomfort as you try to get use to being stuff so full.

But he didn’t give you time to get use to him, he could feel your body tensing, could hear the way your breath hitching as he push deeper into you. Your back arch, pressing your breasts against the wall as he continued to fuck you at a relentless pace.

Fuck.

You felt so good wrap around him, like you were made just for him.

He lean onto your back, his chest pressing against your shoulder blades as he nuzzle your neck, his teeth grazing your skin.

“You're so tight. So perfect, mi amore.”

His other hand moved to grip your breast, squeezing and kneading the soft flesh as he fuck into you harder, deeper.

“Slow down… Risotto slow down please… you’re going too deep…” your eyes widen when he bit down on your neck and cram his cock deep inside your womb, your mind blank as you felt yourself climaxing on his cock again,

Risotto's eyes roll back, the sound of his name falling from your lips was like a drug. He could feel your quivering walls clenching around his cock as you as he bottom out inside you.

Fuck, yes.

His bloodlust took over, and he sank his teeth into your neck again, panting as he felt the sweet taste of your blood on his tongue.

His own release building, the pleasure coiling tighter and tighter in the pit of his stomach. His fingers dug into your hips, his nails leaving crescent-shaped marks in his wake.

With a final, powerful thrust, he bury himself to the hilt inside you, his cock pulsing as he shoot his cum into your womb. He could feel your stomach distending slightly from the sheer volume.

Slowly, he release your neck, his teeth leaving a red imprint on your skin as he pull out. He let out a chuckle as he watch his cum drip down your thighs, enjoying the sight of you wreck and cover in his cum.

“Risotto…” you panted his name out softly as you tried to catch your breath,

His arms wrap around you, holding you close as you tremble in his embrace. He could feel your heart racing, your body still shuddering with the aftershocks of your orgasm.

He let you stay like that for a while, holding you while you catch your breath. When you finally managed to regain some semblance of control, he slowly guide you down to sit on his lap, your back press against his chest.

His hands massage your body softly, his touch gentle and soothing. He knew you were probably sore from the brutal way he had taken you, but he couldn't bring himself to feel guilty.

You stayed like that for a few minutes breathing in his scent as you calm down.

You opened your eyes, only to see his red eyes staring down at you. Your eyes flutter before looking away, only to see your husbands body on the ground again.

Risotto could see the conflicting emotions in your eyes as you glanced between him and your husband's body. He knew what you were seeing, knew that you were probably struggling with the events that had transpired.

You opened your mouth to say something, but he spoke first.

He grabbed your chin softly, moving it so you can only look at him again. As you stare up at him in confusion, he hold out his hand towards you, a simple metal band in the middle of his palm.

“Marry me.”

The word was simple, and it wasn’t a question but a demand.

He wanted you.

Your eyes widen at his word, before your body start to shake. Your breathing coming out in quick and shallow breath as you look at the ring.

“We just met…” you began to speak before noticing the cut on his wrist, “…you’re hurt.”

Did he get hurt when he killed your husband?

Seeing your worried expression he couldn’t help himself, not even acknowledging his cut before he was kissing you again.

He can never get enough of you. Of how sweet you look.

“It doesn’t matter. Sono innamorata di te.” He whisper into your ears before placing his head on your shoulders,

You watch as the ring float onto your finger, as if control by something.

“Don’t leave me….” You suddenly said out of nowhere, looking up at him your eyes wide with a almost crazy look, “…Promise you won’t leave me. You can’t ever leave me.”

He was surprise by your word, by the almost obsessive look in your eyes. He hadn’t expected that to say the least.

It seems like he have found a little psychopath.

A adorable psychopath.

“I will never leave you, cara mia.”

He can’t say he wasn’t enjoying this. He love you regardless of the way you are, if you’re insane or innocent. He can never think you’re anything but perfect.

You let out a happy sigh before kissing his neck softly, nibbling on the skin there.

“If you leave me I will kill you.” You pause, as if thinking about your word before adding, “But since I love you so much, I will eat you. I will eat you so we can be together forever.”

He smile before placing soft kisses on your knuckle.

“My pleasure. But for now why don’t you try eating me with somewhere else…”

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He doesn’t know how to put it.

But.

He has fallen in love.

He stood outside your window, his presence invisible to anyone who dare look.

Not that it mattered.

He was here for a job and he will leave soon after. Leaving behind nothing but the body of his victim and the terrified scream of those who find their body.

At least that was how it should be.

He press his hand to his mouth, his body trembling as though he was suffering from some unknown disease.

And in a way he was.

Every cell in his body was screaming that they love you, that they want you. That they want to devour you, to swallow you whole, to eat you bit by bit until you’re one with him.

He slowly straighten up again, his breathing ragged as he walk toward your house.

He will do his job.

He will kill your husband like he was order to.

Then he will take you with him.

He loves you. He loves you. He loves you. He loves you.

He loves you.

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It was a normal day and you were heading home to your husband, when it happened.

You was push against someone, as your eyes fell on your husband’s body on the ground.

His body twisted and his eyes bulging out, it was clear he died a very painful death.

You should be scared.

You should be very scared.

But all you can focus on was the intruders body pressing against you, his body warm and his scent surrounding you.

He was saying something.

But you couldn’t focus on what he was saying, your body surrounded by everything that was him.

His scent, his warmth, his hand on your face, his chest pressing against yours, his deep voice as he spoke, and most importantly the hard bulge you can feel pressing against you.

After that everything was a blur, all you can remember was the feeling of large body holding you down as he fuck you. The feeling of his cock scrapping against your wall and the fullness as he filled you up with his cum.

The way your cheating bastard of a husband look from the corner of your eyes, his blood staining the white carpet.

Like blood in snow.

Like innocence being tainted.

And you have never felt so…

…excited.

You discreetly kicked the bottle of poison under the sofa before biting down on his neck.

This might be a little lewd.

But.

You have fallen in love.

[annabelle-creart]

Papa/mama dinamycs in Life of Rescue Bots Au because I can:

Sissi: Heatwave?

Heatwave: yep?

Sissi: so, there's this guy-

Heatwave: No, you can't, you're too young and have to concentrate in other things, like- like your studies!

Sissi: But- you always say if someone harms me, I have to tell it!

Heatwave: wait harm- Oh... ok, that changes things, so, tell me what it is

Sissi: He told me my frame looks weird

Heatwave: In that case-

---

Rumble:...

Frenzy: ...

Rumble: ...

Frenzy: *bites Rumble*

Rumble: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Soundwave: *in another room* not again- FRENZY!!

---

Shockwave: just a bite, please, bite it

Darksteel: HIIIISSSS

Shockwave: For Primus' sake

Charlie: is there a problem?

Shockwave: Chief Burns? No! No, theres no... do you come here usually?

Charlie: not this spot of the tunnels, but I do come near often. Are you okay? Not to get on it but your new-spark doesn't seem... comfy

Shockwave: What do you mean?

Charlie: Um, the way it uses the arms to get out, and I think it just... hissed you

Shockwave: ...yes it did

Shockwave: If you don't mind can you...?

Charlie: Sure.

---

Blurr: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chase: What happens?

KO: Someone died?

Breakdown: BLURR! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Blurr: WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY FRAME?!?!

Chase: ...

Breakdown: ...

Chase: is just that?

Breakdown: you scared me

KO: *gasp* How can you be so cruel?! C'mon, girl, let me see that

Blurr: Please tell me it can be saved! I spent more than I would admit only the stickers

KO: it is, but we will need new stickers

Blurr: NOOO!

KO: Ow, don't worry, sweety, I know where I can find more, and for less

Blurr: Really?

KO: ajap, and I'll help you personally

Blurr: *sniff* Thanks, Knock Out!

KO: anything for my big girl!

---

Twitch: Blades, why does Bee call you Babygirl?

Blades: What about if we stop talking?

---

Frenzy: ...

Rumble: ...

Frenzy: ...

Rumble: *bites Frenzy*

Frenzy: WHAT THE-?! SOUNDWAAAAAVEEEE

Megatron: Rumble- what the-?! LET GO YOUR TWIN!! YOU FREACKING SHARK!

---

Shockwave: how did you made it?

Charlie: made what?

Shockwave: deal with four of your kind

Charlie: oh, it wasn't easy, I had help from my ex-wife and some friends, but mostly, everything became easier when I started to understand what they needed. They're babies, they don't even know how to feel or what they have sometimes

Shockwave: So, it's about attention

Charlie: exactly, is always about attention, and also instint, even now I have to look closer at them

Shockwave: hm... thanks

Charlie: No problem

---

[doomzday-zone]

Alaos. okayy omg 😨 theres o much i hauve to say ajd nawt OUGHHHH OYGHH THE ABDUCTION SCENE STOPPPPPPP. STOPM LITERALLY ACTUALLY STOP ITTT RIGHT NOW I CANT. I. 😨😨😨😨😨😨

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHAGAUGASYNA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the reat if the steve scene....... with mike in the office............... he so FREEK FREEK POINTS FREEKKKKK SUMONE KILLL HIMMMM OMGGGGGGGGGGG FREEEKKKKK FREEEKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "coffee ?!" "what ??😧" "i made. coffee 👍" <-priceeds to hold it weirdly and and and. HIS MANNERISMS. GODDDD THE WAY HE.... TALKS AJD............. ANF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN HIMMMM BURN HIMMMMMM BURN HIMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GODDD DMILKEEEE EMIKEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crack-art-n-stuff]

New Desires

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”Are you sure you wish to make a contract with me?” The demon’s rose tinted lips turned up in an amused smirk. “You’d be selling your soul to me for eternity. You will never know the Elysian Fields or see their splendor in the afterlife.”

You tilted your head up to make eye contact with the demon above you, his heart tipped tail swaying, in slight amusement. You didn’t plan this for your life. You just wanted to know success. You wanted to grasp and taste that sense of accomplishment with your own hands and lips. You just wanted to show what you were capable of.

But fate was not on your side. Honestly, it felt like she never would be.

Even without words, the incubus could tell your answer. The unwavering determined light in your eye screamed it all. However, it seemed like he simply wanted you to still say it. Making sure the heaven AND you acknowledge YOUR decision.

“Yes, I do.” In your own playful tone of voice, you replied, “Then you just need to become my nirvanah, Emral.”

His entertaining smirk widened into a sinister sharp toothed smile. His lime green eyes seemed to glow, as if burning with renewed flames.

Suddenly, you felt a throbbing pain on your chest. No. It was seering.

You felt as if you could let out a choked out scream. You grasped the area of pain only to instantly withdraw your hands, the pain only increasing when pressed against your cotton t-shirt. You felt your body burn in the area. It felt consuming, almost indescribable. As tears of agony freely fell from your eyes, you could barely recognize Emral in front of you. All you could register were his bright glowing eyes and wide smile.

Finally, the pain gradually lessened, now only a throbbing pain. It felt like the pain beat more than your own heart. Still on your knees, as you had been through the whole ceremony, you let your arms limply fall to your side. You couldn’t find the strength to do anything but sit upward. Even your head hung low. But it didn’t stay that way.

You felt the solid tip of his tail, gently tilt your head up. Once you made eye contact with Emral again, he seemed even more delighted, if it was even possible. You were sure your face looked a mess, wet with tears and such. It must have been quite a sight, to make the demon laugh at you.

However, unknownst to you, his expression didn’t come from mockery. It was actually something more genuine.

It was damn near euphoric.

He quite liked your face like that. Tired, pained, barely conscious.

What a lovely sight.

”I think you are going to be my new favorite, contractor.”

He lowered himself to the ground, pulling his tail back behind him. His hands reached out to you, grasping your shoulders as you started to sway with your diminishing strength. Eventually, you collapsed forward to lean against him, your head dropping on his left shoulder.

“It’s okay to rest, contractor. I can take care of everything.” Feeling a gentle kiss on your ear, you finally closed your eyes.

”Night-night, contractor.~”

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Here, I’m done. I posted it. It hasn’t been proofread or anything, just checked over with Grammarly. Mostly because if I keep staring at it, I’m going to hate it and delete it again, and I don’t have a proofreader. So, it is what it is. Just wanted to clarify that.

That being said, I am open to constructive criticism or something. This isn’t my best work, but I’m my own worst critic.

Anyways, have an awesome day!

[pangirlpanic]

‘Yeah, starving for you, I guess…’ Gyutaro thought bitterly, continuing to look on as you gathered the calico in your arms, the three and a half legged creature letting out a gravely purr against your frame. Gyutaro never once thought he’d be envious of a cat of all things, though he admitted that it wasn’t surprising. He was always vexed by those more fortunate than him, and he’d be damned into the farthest reaches of hell if he claimed that he didn’t wish he were that cat, happily pressed into your chest, enjoying the warmth you seemed to radiate, such sweetness reaching to the rooftops, no, to the heavens themselves. Following you to a bridge, you encountered a small night market, Gyutaro letting out an annoyed huff when you dashed into a building and out of his line of sight. How bothersome. A frown settled onto his features, the demon planting himself in a crouch in a dark alleyways, hiding in the harsh shadows that hung all around him, glaring at the people that bustled about as he waited for you to emerge again. Gyutaro never thought he’d ever feel this antsy to see someone other than his sister again, although this was different than how it felt with Daki. He felt a strange sense of longing with you, he couldn’t put his finger on it, nor did he have time to as he saw you appear once more, every muscle in his body seemingly relaxing upon your visage gracing him once more. He felt himself put on a lazy smile as he leapt back to the rooftops. You were back in his sights, right where he always wanted you to be. Wait…He wanted you under his gaze all the time? Gyutaro frowned, his eyes widening as he stared through you, through that saccharine smile, his chest beginning to feel unbearably tight. It was only a week of watching you, how could he find himself flinging around thoughts of you always being under his hawk like stare constantly? Did he truly wish for such a thing? What was this odd burning in his heart? He scrambled backwards, falling off the building he perched upon with a yell, ripping a gasp from you. “Hello?” You called out, looking up from the cat you were feeding, having bought some fish, a small bowl and some milk for it. “Is someone there? You can come out, I won’t bite!” “Shit…” Gyutaro muttered, getting to his feet and swiftly slipping into the unseen. He was better than that, he was the Upper Moon Six! He was supposed to be good at this after doing it for over a century, what’s thrown him off his mojo now? Your eyes met his. His breath hitched as he stumbled further into the darkness, trying to ignore the siren’s call that was your voice trying to reach out for him.

Okay so I am ACTUALLY going to ingest this where are my three other plates

this is SO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can't wait to see how it turns out!! Love this so far!! :)

[not-fully-there]

I almost went to the psych ward again, but convinced my mom against it.

I bought a pack of gum now only to discover that that it wasn’t zero cal gum.

It has two cals. PER PIECE!!!

wtf dude whyyyyy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE PACKAGE IS SO TINY I COULDNT READ THE NUETRITIONAL THINGY ON THE BACK.

Also my mouth is burning for no reason

[cloudselkie]

The worst part about moving is that I can't actually sit down at my computer and write for Heirs of Icarus.

The best part about moving is how my stress fried brain feeds me scenes for this story that I am not even near in the actual story document and demands that I spend five hours hammering it out in a separate document on my fucking phone until 3 AM and somehow I produce a perfectly paced early romance burn scene in the story that ends with the perfect emotional gut punch (figuratively for the reader, literally for Siebren) and I am now angry that I don't have the time to write out everything that leads up to it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[born-to-riot]

Hello! You are on my naughty list and Santa wants to know what put you there? What dirty little tropes for Azris would you like to find under the tree? What's on your Christmas list? What will bring you joy?

OMG HI SANTA

GORSH where do I begin

sorry Santa im indecisive and I tend to ramble

I like enemies to lovers, secret romance, forced proximity and like the slow realization sahljknbfah;oiJNALBH;

ill APPRECIATE ANYTHING YOU PUT UNDER MY TREE IM JUST EXCITED TO BE A PART OF THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fucking love though the slow reluctant "oh shit I think I like him" on both sides of Azris. because we often see Azriel's slow burn (which don't get me wrong I love) but something I want to see explored more is Eris' slow burn because I feel sometimes he's portrayed as a hopeless romantic but idk if I were Eris I wouldn't trust Azriel at first, I would see him as Rhysand's lackey and I would notice that he's been in love with Mor for centuries, then he bounced over to Elain because his brothers got with her sisters and ERIS ISNT STUPID (oops I rambled)

so I guess my whole point there is I like when Azris goes THROUGH IT and I like when their relationship makes sense with their characters

BUT IDK WHAT I WANGT ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS DID I DO A GOOD JOB PLEASE TELL ME SANTSA AHHH

[ev-rebound]

Sonic Prime Rewrite Chapter 1: New Places Familiar Faces

The sounds of badnicks being bashed, lasers and rockets flying, and eggmans laughter echoes throughout the cave. “You’re all too late! The prism is mine!” The hand of his latest mech is gripped tightly around the large gem about to be pulled out at any moment. “Heh! I’m never late egghead!” Sonic curls up and spin dashes at the Prism, “Sonic wait-”

The blue blur hits the gem. He hears it shatter. Then everything goes white. 

-

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sonic falls from the sky and curls up bouncing off a dumpster and hits a wall across from it, “Ughh…” he groans as he slides onto the ground. He sits there slumped against the wall for a moment then jumps to his feet looking around frantically. “Tails! Amy! Knuckles…Rouge?” Where was everyone? And why was everything so dark with neon, and ugh that smell smog, Sonic coughs not at all used to this kind of air, -ugh not even Station Square is this bad- Sonic frowns and zips up to the roof of one of the buildings and gasps at what he sees.

It's as if he’s back with Chip staring at eggmanland just now transformed into an entire city! People walk around miserable and breathing on dirty air, factories can be seen in the distance producing endless smog. Monorails with bullet trains speed past, egg drones patrol the streets, and off in the center of the city sits a massive egg, the castle holding the tyrant responsible for all this. The only lights in the city are the neon lights flashing eggmans signal, Sonic’s quills bristle and he growls at the sight, clenching his fists.

“How long was I out for?! Doesn’t matter! I’m here and I’m taking this straight to the top!” 

He gets into a running position, eyes narrowed and takes off…then he slips, “WOAHHH!” Sonic rolls onto his back as his feet slip out from under him alongside the sound of crackling and the smell of burning shoe leather. “What the…” Sonic sits up and looks at his shoes they were burning!

Sort of.

The soles glow a bright white and crackle with an energy that burns the leather. Sonic groans, “Seriously?!” He stands hands on his hips as he looks at his shoes and he sighs, “Guess I’m skating…if Shadow can do it so can I!” He takes off again this time trying to mimic the movements of his rival with minimal success. At least Sonic was staying on his feet this time around he “skates” across the rooftops eyes sweeping the streets and rooftops for any dangers. -Where are the others…? Oh no, were they captured?! I need to hurry- he tries to run again and ends up slipping for his efforts. Right off the rooftop and into an egg drone, the pair crash land into the ground. The egg drone is crushed and Sonic stands on shaky legs with a hand on his head, “W-Well that's one way to handle a badnik…huh?” he notices that no animals pop out of the robot, “That's new…”

He looks around and notices people staring for a moment before getting back to their depressed shuffling. -hm…- Sonic doesn’t get much time to think as a siren blares and more egg drones make their way towards them. Sonic grins and takes off keeping his balance, “Catch me if you can egghead!” -

Meanwhile a dark figure stands in front of a wall of monitors watching as a blue blur zips past every camera too fast for them to get a clear picture. And too strong for the egg drones to stay on its tail for long without getting bashed. She presses a button on the control panel below the monitors and says in an emotionless voice,

 “Omega, your services are required”

-next-