#agenda for murder

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Just checking in to see if there's another poll to lose yet.

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Columbo S9E3 “Agenda for Murder” (1990)

Another quick one, in another Patrick McGoohan starring/directed episode: this Boston fern at 1:38!

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Accidentally gave my Professional Killer Rook an Existential Crow-sis after continuously picking all the non-violent choices. Perhaps adventuring with Varric helped them realize they just want to bard suave all of their problems, not rogue assassinate them. Sure, Rook relapsed and supported one violent action (let Harding shoot Solas in the face) at the beginning, but never-again'd after getting consequence'd (Harding got owchied to the face)

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Hoods stay ON at the table

N e wyssss, part of a WIP for the cuties

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leona and her soon to be dead husband

before!!!!

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A thing I try to remember about Hannibal Lecter is that when he says god would drop a church on a room full of beloved grandmas and laugh about his abuse of power. What he means is, god would murder a little girl in the cruelest manner imaginable then feed that little girl to her brother. Her brother who was a strange little boy that no one understood. A little boy who had no human connections but that little girl. A little boy who as an elder brother was supposed to protect that little girl.

He means he believes god did that, destroyed his sister, his life, future, and universe, not because god works in mysterious ways, but because God works in obviously cruel and capricious ways, because god enjoys the power of destroying the innocent and faithful. He's saying that he has looked at the world, seen the worst and best of humanity, and the only conclusion he could come to was that god thinks hurting his creations is funny.

He has a god complex not because he believes he is a god, not even because he believes he is capable of being as cruel and arbitrary as God.

Hannibal Lecter has a god complex because he believes that a god who would kill a child cruely, and deliver an even more cruel fate on another child for no reason but because he could, does not deserve honoring. He believes that any god that would do such a thing, should not be worshipped, that he should be unseated entirely.

Like Kronos, utterly destroyed for his cruelty to children

He defies god because he believes god should be defied. He worships Will in defiance of god because even as a flawed human who is vicious, vengeful, petty, and mistrusting, even with all his human flaws, Will Graham is more just then god, more reticent to kill then god.

He worships Will Graham as his own personal god of love, death, and war bc he believes Will Graham is more worthy of worship then god.

And that is one hell of a thing

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shawn more or less feeling lassie up under the guise of having a vision is rarely not funny to m

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memories of the star plasma vessel

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[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

N: This is my girlfriend, Uzi. Nice hair, clever, has a railgun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind killing people. I shouldn't like that, kinda do a bit!

Uzi: Thank you N!

N: Now I know all of you are team players, but she’ll definitely take out the first six of you.

Uzi: Oh seven easily.

N: Seven, really?

Uzi: Oh eight for you babe.

N: Stop it~

Uzi: Make me~

V, tied up: IS FLIRTING REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HIGHER ON THE LIST!

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As we all know, murderous McGoohan also comes in grandpa form.

In my humble opinion, McGoohan shaking the earth with his laugh (at a flasher joke) is better than the whole Godfather trilogy. But I might just be biased.

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main takeaway from certain fan reactions to the finale is this:

the final scene with ankarna was so meaningful to the bad kids' arcs and how they made peace with being wronged by people they loved, and if all you can focus on is that the rat grinders didn't get much screentime, then you don't love dimension20 and you don't love this world: you want to be playing your own hs themed dnd campaign and you're mad the oc versions of the rat grinders you made up in your head acted ooc. these are not your characters and this is not their story.

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Reading the YouTube and MDL comments for Peaceful Property

What's a little vehicular manslaughter in the grand scheme of things?

[sweetpumpkinmouse]

Violent Biting Biscuits, my beloved!

(this is not a moodboard :T)