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These little toxin trailers are back. Cute but they spray their poison everywhere. People really think country air is good for you?? It's toxic and stinks! (example of an Air Tractor AT-802)
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When Diana and her twin Jason was born after her, Jason was left to be disposed off in Amazon, only for him to disappear a second later.
Clockwork saw the possibility and took the freshly wet newborn swapping him with The Fenton's stillborn.
For what he saw in the possibility of the future was nearly endless as he did what he had to do.. for the best outcome to come forth..
A pebble here, a rocket ship toy there, an inch of furniture moved then so that incident doesn't happen, a poster paper on that tree. Minor tiny changes to help bring the visual to the present.
All leading to clockwork giving 19 year old sleep deprived danny an small yet important task to deliver a scroll in another dimension leading up to his body regressed in that dimension timeline the moment he slipped in and out the portal.
Diana knew she had a twin brother out there.. and she was going to find him.
What she didn't know that he was literally falling into her arms, when she and Superman went to check on the Glowing lararus pit portal made near metropolis.
Tiny little boy who look completely tired as he went unconscious holding a purple and green scroll in his hands, wearing clothes 3 times his size.
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#de aged danny#diana had a twin brother name jason#i put a spin on Clockwork having a personal room where all his descendants childrens lifes to watch like tela neuva#he took a chance on danny and saw endless possibilities#batman in the background hiding adoption forms if diana doesn't want him#diana has a spray bottle of ice cold water with your name on it bruce#she ain't handing her twin brother no matter how old he be#the age regress limit is up to y'all#danny is a little shit#this boy has so much trauma and chaos packed into him like a overstuffed about to rip bag of candy#it would explained while ellie came out a girl when vlad tried to clone him that one time
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thinking about lestappen communicating entirely by eye in that cooldown room and on that podium
#the way they worked in absolute sync in the champagne spray….well#something something soulmates something#sorry im not over the lestappen that was the most lestappen lestappen have lestappened in ages#lestappen#miami gp 2024
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Me: I hate all superhero movies/shows that boil down to 'it's Superman but an Asshole' they al-
Megamind 2010: all?
Me: oh no not you, you're perfect.
#superman#clark kent#megamind#metroman#megamind 2010#comics#dc comics#`if i was superman id use my powers to enslave humanity' yeah but superman wouldn't YOU would because apparently you're a horrible person#metro man#roxanne ritchi#like metro man is superman if he was forced to be a hero from a young age and became dissolutioned with it#and megamind is Superman if he looked alien and didnt land in a nice place to grow up.#they both go through the motions of hero and villain because thats what's expected of them. in the end they realize thats not what they wan#metro man stepped down and megamind stepped into his shoes to defeat the villain (even if its of his own creation)#how did DreamWorks do this? eveyone does `Superman but.... wait for it! EVIL` but they did it so much better like neiter metroman or#megamind was really evil. megamind was a nusence at best. even durimg his dictator era the city was still ok. a fire truck in a wall and#spray paint. some thievery one guy got cubed. blew up the museum. etc but he could have done worse. he wasnt truly evil just mad scientist#the real evil was the 'nice guy' who got powers and automatically used them to to an actual dictator when the girl he liked rejected him
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One summer day 🎶💐
I've been wanting to draw @shivunin's Elowen since a whole while, and this was the perfect excuse. I already had this illustration in mind, I do believe they'd be very good friends and just get each other's sadness. But here they're braiding each other very necessary flower crowns. (I did love that one of the flowers in Elowen's bouquet was pansy... And Aisling named her halla Pansy.) How come when I draw your characters it always involves flowers, Mo? xD
A companion piece Mo wrote to fit this and made me so happy! Go read her writing, really. :3
#ockiss24#dragon age#aisling lavellan#elowen lavellan#digital art#illustration#shivunin#greypetrel#flower crowns#I can't with them I just want to leave them in whatever field full of flowers they found and leave them there to have their best time#wrapping them in a blanket together with hot cocoa#(and in Your Fate For Mine I can picture Aisling going to punch Solas until he fucking decides to help.)#(“Why is he collaborative all of a sudden? What did you do?” “Wolves like dogs need to be scolded from time to time.”)#(*wields a spray bottle filled with water ominously*)#I also did love elowen's dresses and playing with some more tailored cuts#I do want that corset so much
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#Veiltober Day 8: Neve
Film Noir, you will always be famous. Shoutout to Lauren Bacall and all the other femme fatales out there xoxo
#artists on tumblr#dragon age#veiltober#dragon age the veilguard#neve gallus#neve#neve dragon age#wife#beginner artist#the Veilguard#fanart#female artists#small artist#artist#procreate#procreate art#spray paint#lauren bacall#film noir#femme fatale#look at her little hat
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if any of you actually liked or cared about me just a little you would board the Scostas train. i'm the conductor. its destination is hell but you don't need to dwell on that dude....like just enjoy the ride
#WEEDPOSTING#VERY VERY MUCH SO#I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CREATED YET ANOTHER SCENARIO IN MY HEAD TO CAUSE ME INSANITY AND DESPAIR AND WHICH MAKES ME GET MORE ANNOYING#BUT FR I'M CURRENTLY QUITE POSSIBLY IN THE WORST MOST DESPERATE AND HAZARDOUS STATE OUT OF ALL MY 30 YEARS WHICH UUHHHH SAYS A LOT#AND I'M BEING LEFT COMPLETELY ALONE IN MY HOME FOR 3 WEEKS WHEREIN I'M UNABLE TO BRUSH MY TEETH; LET ALONE TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER..#BUT THIS RPF SHIT?? THIS TERRIBLE MIDDLE-AGED-DUDE-CONCOCTION? THEE MAGICAL AND MOST SOOTHING BALM FOR MY (PRETTY FUCKING DAMAGED) BRAIN!!!#KETAMINE IV INFUSIONS AND KETAMINE NASAL SPRAY NO LONGER NECESSARY
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Actually I really wanna write a role reversal gerrymichael au and let me be so, so transparent when I say it is literally just bc I wanna fantasize about the tall, gangly blond man beating monsters to death
Everyone else has the same roles. Mary Keay is still Mary Keay in all her abusive and obsessive glory; Gertrude is still the Archivist.
Vaguely spiral aligned Michael who Does Not Like It. Pretends his connection is a hell of a lot looser than it is.
The only benefit (that Michael thinks of the Spiral) is how he can move around the Institute with relatively little interference and watch, after all, it is hard to behold something that is both nothing and everything and never was all at the same time.
Gerry ran away from home really young and actually succeeded. Spent a few years fucking around and learning what kind of benches are best to sleep on before applying to the Magnus Institute because that's what his dad did. He lied to hell and back on the application, but was hired quickly because of how thoroughly touched by the entities he was (thanks Mary) and Gertrude was running low on assistants. Gerry also felt completely justified in faking stuff and that he was perfectly qualified bc he grew up in a bookshop and how much different could it be (very different, as it turns out).
They first meet each other when Michael is prowling through artefact storage like it was a shopping mall, and pocketing everything he saw that didn't immediately mesmerize him. He was nervous and jumpy as all hell, even though this was not the first time he's done something similar and he's fairly certain Gertrude doesn't care, so when Gerry first spotted him from behind, he was immediately suspicious even before he saw Michael try to shove a lamp into his jacket pocket. This led to an altercation that eventually led to the lamp being accidentally turned on, Michael smashing it to pieces with a hammer Gerry had not realized Michael had, and Gerry suddenly being a lot more consciously aware of the supernatural than he was.
Gerry's mother was still obsessive over Lighteners, and she didn't make an effort to hide what she did, but she didn't actively try to educate Gerry on anything to do with the Fears. So he is fairly knowledgeable on the supernatural, but he doesn't know anything concrete about the Fears themselves and their categorization. The role of a stand by sacrifice instead of an errand boy and heir.
Michael still trusts Gertrude, but this time he knows he shouldn't and hates himself for it. Gerry wants to trust Gertrude, and she does hide him from anything Fears related and behaves around him like she did Michael in cannon, but he just feels something off about her and doesn't like it. She's just a bit too much like his mother for him to let his guard down.
Michael gets referred to by "it/its" pronouns once by Gerry as a teasing joke before Gerry fully knows what he is and is absolutely terrified by how happy the pronouns make his feel. (He thinks, maybe, that the Michael of his childhood liked something similar, too, but everything too far back is all twisted and he doesn't know what has been touched by the Spiral and what hasn't, so he doesn't trust any of it). He/it Michael ftw
At one point Michael just started putting black lipstick on himself because some of Gerry's always stuck to him when they kissed anyways n this gave them plausible deniability. Michael will never admit to the little spiral thrill it gives him when people do a double take upon seeing his face, the black lipstick contrasting literally everything else about his style.
Gabriel attempted to track Michael down exactly once, a few years before he joined the institute. He had heard about Michael's unsavory... Hobby... (<- reckless destruction of artefacts and throwing himself at all monsters and avatars he sees with a murderous rage regardless of their affiliation) but spiral avatars capable of holding a conversation are so few and far between and the Great Twisting was almost prepared, so he thought a meeting would be worth it. He showed up at a cafe Michael frequented one day expecting lovely, but tense, conversation, only to promptly lit on fire (mostly) in the back alley behind the cafe after he introduced himself. Gabriel survived, but some of his clay body still hardens unexpectedly or shows signs of firing from time to time.
Occasionally Michael's eyes will change colors and shapes, so he likes to put contacts in (he used to just use tinted glasses, but after one time of Gerry getting lost in his eyes in the far too literal, not at all romantic, sense, he decided to invest in smth a bit harder to take off and forget about). Unfortunately, this sometimes means other, very much not his original eyes will pop up around his body and in his hair as protest when he puts them in. It's not very fun to have to chase off eyes at 6am, but he does it regardless and complains the whole time about how he shouldn't have to deal with eyes when he very clearly isn't of The Eye.
Gerry: Oh hey you were running pretty late. I was starting to get worried.
Michael, not about to admit he spent an extra thirty minutes to get ready yelling and brandishing a lighter at a door that was following him around like a lost puppy: Ummmmmm I forgot my wallet. :((
#this has been in my drafts for ages so now I'm releasing it into the world so it's easier to find and therefore I remember to write it#gerrymichael#gerard keay#michael shelley#<- his personality is v much a mix of Distortion Michael and Michael Shelley with a leaning towards Shelley#the most 'I have no fucks left to give' man with extreme social anxiety#the ONLY reason Michael n Gerry did not meet in a cafe was bc Michael accidentally entered all the ones by the institute when he#had blood on him and was too embarrassed to go back#Gerry and Michael's first date is burning a spiral Lightner <333 Only Gerry thinks of it as a date and remebers it fondly.#Michael is still sad he couldn't do something normal with Gerry first#Oh!!! and idk if I made it clear enough but Michael does NOT hunt Lightners!!! He mainly goes after artefacts and monsters/avatars#Also this entire au was inspired by me dreaming of Michael (Shelley) beating the shit out of Jude Perry and one hit causing boiling wax#to spray up and hit him in rhe face. and just. him looking dizzy and far out and idly sticking his finger into the wax on his face and#swirling it around so it scars as a spiral. bc he thinks that is much Much prettier. Before he snaps out of it and gets very horrified with#himself very fast.#the magnus archives#NOT tagging this w the other ship name bc this is not distortion/door Michael#The Distortion is free of having been contained into a person (for now. Gertrude may try to throw Gerry into it during the Great Twisting)#n loves tormenting Michael Shelley (affectionate) n having tea with Gabrial n living its best lack of life while preparing for their ritual#lemme know if anyone else needs 2 b tagged.
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For a while now Røst has had some recurring issues with hotspots on his lower jaw and unfortunately they got worse while i was away this month. So right now we're doing a bunch of damage control to try and clear them up, which, for a dog that isn't a huge fan of handlig of any kind isn't very fun. And it doesn't help that i can't counter condition because the spots are in the drool zone and he turns sopping wet just at the suggestion of a treat. So all i can do it try to be patient and gentle when he gets anxious about handling, but i also do have to actually get things done, so basically i feel like the world's worst owner right now and Røst isn't exactly my biggest fan :(
#i hate bugging him with things like these#he's soooo sensitive#he only learned to tolerate the hair dryer this year#at the age of 4#he doesn't like being brushed#he's been terrified of clippers but today i sat him down with some quiet ones and went at his jaw with it#which only worked so long as my mum continuously dispensed cream cheese directly into his mouth#i also got a spray for the hot spots that is supposed to work well#and he HATES it#like won't let it near him kind of hates it#so we're having fun over here#i swear i have a small pharmacy worth of stuff piled up to fix this#if he didn't cuddle right up to me in bed despite it all i'd be a mess by now#but he's here <3
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Another Grant headcanon:
I think he wrote love notes when in relationships, and he went all out with like making the paper scented and stuff. But like he had no good perfume so he ended up using his horrible body spray. So like the lucky boyfriend would like find a paper reeking of the body spray like every once in a while.
Also I think he was someone who fell deep into romance because having a crush and feeling butterflies in his stomach was better than numbness. So he would pursue every crush even if he knew it would not end well because of the thrill of it. I think this sucked but I think he atleast felt like this is a normal way for life to suck.
#honestly I was thinking he continued the note thing with marco in college maybe?#and now marco likes the smell of the body spray even if grant found better perfumes cuz nostalgia#i think i am in my own la dee da world after this episode#where I think if willy takes a break from torturing the parents they should form a circle and become bffs#they should form a circle#toast to rebecca#and then just talk shit idk#i think they would be very funny as a group after they are done grieving#like cassandra would be like how could I have dated such a loser#he literally kidnapped like four of my exs ex friends and put collars on them when we were dating#and they would be like no its not your fault he is that manipulative#and then one of them would talk about their ex to comfort her#and then somwhow it would come out that willy is like the age of their grandparents#and cassandra would be like why did this senior citizen get me so bad#he told me to make him a sandwich and I#a multimillionaire made him a sndwich#this will probably never happen in canon#dndads#grant wilson#dungeons and daddies#the tags are their own seperate post at this point#dndads s2#looking back on this(tags)#all the spouses knew willy as a nice guy who saved them#rebecca was the only one who suspected him so thats why he killed her#they must be feeling so duped getting tortured except for marco who saw him kill a man#cassandra has been feeling duped since heaven#this is killing me all of them are having conversations in my head now the comedy and the pain is killing me mostly the comedy#marco li wilson#grant li wilson
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Andrew’s hand on the back of his neck pushes down, and Neil goes easily, tipping his head forward and bending down so Andrew can get a good look at his hair.
Bright, vibrant orange. Too bright to really be comfortable, but Neil is learning to stand out in the crowd. He’s going to have to get used to it some time or other.
Orange. Fox orange, the color of his home and his family. Only a few shades and yet miles from his father’s auburn.
Andrew studies it for a long moment, and Neil lets him look his fill.
Finally, his grip loosens. “Obsessive.”
Neil smirks. “You like it.”
#neil’s curls should probably be cooked from the bleach this would need but i do not care#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#all for the game#aftg#tfc#i remember reading that neil never dyes his hair again bc it’d look like he was prepping to run in the ec#and in turn i went#neil tells matt that after matt realizes neil avoids mirrors#and at the start of the season all the upperclassmen (okay not allison but nicky joins in#and aaron surprises everyone because katelyn happened to have a can of the spray in wash out stuff in her room)#dye their hair orange so it’ll clearly be a school/team spirit thing#and neil keeps his hair the color of the team he’s playing for until he retires#(he goes back to orange until andrew points out his roots are mostly coming in silver#it’s at a pretty young age because well. redheads. but neil still never expected to live that long#he buzzes it then and lets the gray grow in naturally)#this is an art tag
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Scott Pilgrim style crack fic where all 7 of Porter’s exes have formed an adventuring party to come kill him for being such a messy partner.
Porter has to fill Jace in so fast because if there’s anyone he needs to help him defeat them it’s his current boyfriend. Which? Can and most likely will backfire because they all have so much dirt on him it’s insane.
Jace is like “hey, babe.. maybe just talk to them? I don’t like the idea of murdering them bc things didn’t work out.” And Porter is just pleading with him, on his knees BEGGING Jace because, to quote John Mulaney, anyone that’s seen his dick or met his parents has to die. Jace PLEASE.
#I think it’s silly enough that all his toxic traits were just weird things about Porter that gave them the ick#pathetic Porter my beloved you little idiot#*spraying Jace with water like a cat* help your boyfriend before ex number 3 tells you that he pissed himself because a horse scared him#this becomes 10x messier when Porter tells Jace he dated someone from every adventuring party he’s ever been in#so these people are CAPABLE#Jace is sitting there like ‘oh I’m dying soon. cool. I’m dying at the age of 25 I had so much life left to live Porter WHY’#port 🛥️#Jace 💫💎#starbreaker#blewb rambles
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Favorite genre of game: An interesting plot that changes how you look at your player character in a way that you will foam at the mouth every time you think about it...
Plus a wacky crew of characters who canonically want to tear out each other's throats, but who I will place in a big "Get Along" chain shirt and make them best friends
#this post specifically goes out to kotor 1 and 2#but can also include baldur's gate 3; mass effect 1-3; and so far dragon age 1 and 2#mostly for their wacky characters#this post is also a callout post to atton rand who i am spraying with a water bottle so he will be inclined to be friendly with his friends
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guess who finally figured out how to implement mods after an hour of googling? time to romance solas for realsies with leith >:)
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#thank god for eyebrow mods. base game eyebrows and beards/stubble always looked like someone used the spray paint tool from#that old paint program from the early 00s that was on every grade school computer#(but don't look too closely at the still fucked up hairline/extreme widows peak. i haven't found a mod to fix that yet)#but yeah. modding inquisition is unnecessarily more complicated than modding origins and 2#also a big thank u to the person who made the bisexual solas mod that also makes him not race restricted anymore i owe u my life <3
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Do you think jensen have been to a tan salon? His tan looks very even fore it to be just from the Sun. Knowing primadonna girl jensen he fore shure have been spraytaned 💅🏻 ( he look very tan in photo ops)
i did notice that too! i mean, it's likely. he really is a primadonna girl <3
#i'm anti tanning beds#but i have no opinion on spray tan cause idk enough about it#seems fine#what annoys me tho is when he's freshly got his botox done lol it always looks so uncanny#haven't looked closely at his face to see if that's the case this weekend#i didn't notice much#i mean it's there it's just. settled a bit more#i'm pro everyone does what they want with their body tho i am just also sad about this whole anti aging culture
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Digital footprint is afraid of ME
Examples of actual comments I have left on TikTok edits:
"God his submissive eyes 🤭"
"I'm no waiter, but I'll take HIS tip"/“I’m not a waiter but I’ll take HIS tip”
"Jaw AGAPE (open for interpretation)"
"I love how aggressive he sounds 🤭🤭"
"Served, eated, licked, and washed my dish CLEAN"
"I'm the reason he needs that cane btw guys"
“Yeah well you do that to me and that’s unfair in the work environment”
“Oh I’m trying to rise something”
“Parental figure: ‘why is there an FBI vest on the floor@”
“Crying but not from my eyes”
“FINISHED ‼️”
“When he came on the screen, so did I”
“Why’s he saying it like it’s a question? He WILL be calling me (I’ve called him 27 times and he hasn’t answered) 😭”
“Oh I’m saying more than ‘okay’”
“I NEED A 24 HOUR VERSION OF HIS WHIMPERS (for research purposes Ofc)”
“Ik it swings when he walks”
“The FBI vest stays on”
“Oh I’m ‘please’ing you tonight”
“Eatmeowt (say that slowly)”
“That’s us clapping the background btw 🤭”
“He can use that gun on me”
“Hair looking so pullable (I need to be sedated)”
“Pants need to be tighter 🥱”
“I need him in a biblical sense”
“CLEAN UP AISLE MY PANTS”
“I have something to say 😀🤚”
“He’ll need a seatbelt for how hard I’m about to rock him (I need to be detained)”
“It’s okay though, I’m legal 🤭”
“I want to keep him in my basement”
“He can bang me”
“STOP PROFILING ME”
“Until I’m destroyed and he can’t breathe”
“I can make him squeal”
“His balls getting caught in his zipper was iconic idc”
“Greasy hair is perfect for pulli-”
“Swimming in something tonight (early season Reid hair grease)”
“I’m the water bc he’s inside m-”
“He can shove whatever he wants in my throat, beggars ain’t choosers in this household”
“I can show him my super massive black hole”
“Sometimes I’m glad to have hallucinations, bc he’s always welcome as my sleep paralysis demon 😈”
“I had something diabolical to say, but my fingers were preoccupied, and now I forgot what it was (WOAH WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT?!?!?)”
“The kitty is growling ngl”
“I want to make a comment that would get me demonetised on YouTube”
“Slutty little man waist ✅ lanky build ✅ veiny hands ✅ good google moogly of an ass ✅”
“Consider me thoroughly edged”
“8 inches, leans to the left slightly, girth is reasonable”
“He eat it good btw 🤭”
“Oh! (Toes curled, back arched, tongue out, folds spread, fingers ready, energy drink ready, Spencer Reid life size cut out involved-)”
“One gentle and sweet, one one sinful and a seat”
(If you've seen them, no you haven't).
#matthew gray gubler#matt and trey#kubz scouts#there's more#idk lol#grippysockvacation#age gap ain't a big deal#josh hutcherson#digital footprint#jake peralta#b99#I need to be sprayed#jake webber#johnnie guilbert#david tennant
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