#aculeus

[mightyshockwaves-vault]

A scene from the latest session of my TTRPG game. Aculeus (Left) argues with Saccu (Right) about what the group should do in the dire situation they've found themselves in while Mimesis (back) takes the smart option and just eats a cookie.

...Seriously, though, they debated in-character for over an hour of playtime...

Aculeus belongs to @klondork

The owners of the other two aren't on Tumblr sadly.

[commoninfected]

worst animal ever on display

[klondork]

Squad 32. Failing upward.

Saccu the bitter schemster

Aculeus the short scrapper

Mimesis the chaotic hunger pit

and Maxilla THE CUTE ONE

[trinitymage]

Pretty Petty - Hawkuleus

It had been a whole few months since I last drew Ishi, so I had to fix that.

In my mind they are canon, and that's enough for me 😌

Based on the YCH/Ship Dynamic 'Damn Right' by SeraphicMayan on DeviantArt.

[3-florets-in-a-trenchcoat]

hhey tthere... my Miss says your Miss is one of her ffriends and that sshe wants me to interact more wwith other florets- ooh she says you're not a floret yet? that's ssad... aanyways she's having me write this to introduce mmyself and uhm yeah. im emily bbut you can just call me emmy or em.

- emily aculeus romneya, 3rd floret

Hi hi hello!!! My Warden doesn't speak of her friends much, but its good to know at least her friends' florets are so happy to try and be friends with me~!

And don't worry about your mistake, it's one that nearly everyone makes at this point so I've come to accept it♡ (despite how wrong it is >:(() being an independent-to-be isn't that bad honestly, it's actually really cosy having an affini in your living space! They help clean, (they do all of it while you desperately try to help) they read you bedtime stories when you can't sleep... sometimes they even offer side-effect free drugs! Stuff gets hazy after that though but I do know that I had a good time with my Warden...

But anyways! I always am happy to have new friends, and being friends with florets is a key step to "getting my life fixed" as my Warden put it! Happy to talk to you~

[jasper-the-menace]

Jasper's Barely-Hinged Discord Scorpion Rant

Alright, context, I started this rant because I was mad about how the tlincallis (of Dungeons and Dragons second and fifth edition) were designed and handled. I put my foot down at the point where they were reported to have eggs. No, I refuse to accept this.

PLEASE NOTE! While I will not be showing any actual images of real-life scorpions, there will be drawings of them and drawings of fantasy and sci-fi characters inspired by scorpions. Some of them are even weirder-looking than actual scorpions. Fellow arachnophobes, continue at your own risk.

We are also going to be talking about scorpion sex in the context of how they mate and launch babies out. This is my second Tumblr post on the subject and I'm afraid that this might become a repeating pattern. Everyone on Tumblr thinks I'm the scorpion person now.

With that said, have this barely-edited compilation of my feral Discord messages on the subject.

You can tell someone who doesn’t know a lot about scorpions wrote the lore for the tlincallis because there’s a heavy emphasis on egg-laying for their reproduction. Meanwhile, scorpions are one of the only arachnids that give live birth.

I’m not expecting WOTC writers to watch videos of scorpions molting or launching baby missiles over and over again, but I am expecting them to at least skim the Wikipedia article, ya know? I understand that I’m Scorpion Research Georg, but still.

Scorpions fuck weird. Both “sexes” have the same thing - an orfice known as the genital operculum (plural: genital opercula). In order to reproduce, the male will drop a sperm packet on the ground and “dance” with the female to lead her over it. If she’s game, she’ll squat and just kind of vacuum it up into her genital operculum. This is followed by what is called a “mating plug” to keep the sperm inside. The two scorpions will then split away from each other, because scorpions don’t believe in cuddles and aftercare.

Then we get to the actual birth. Or as I like to call it, the Fedex packages.

A scorpion will give birth to between 3 and 100 young, depending on the species - though notably, the size of the scorpion does not impact the number of babies they can have.

The babies are folded up very nicely inside of the mother, and when she gives birth to them, they launch out like little missiles into her waiting pedipalps and front legs, unfold, and then climb onto or are placed onto her back while their next sibling is launched. A mother scorpion is actually a super good parent, and the entire brood will attach to her with little suckers on their tarsi, because they can’t eat or sting yet.

Depending on the species, it will take between 5 and 25 days for them to undergo their first molt - in unison as a brood, taking between 6 and 8 hours - and reach the juvenile stage. Juveniles resemble small versions of the adults and can eat and sting, though they’re still soft and unpigmented. They’ll leave the mother’s back to explore in safety, but then scurry back to her if there’s danger around. Once their carapace hardens and gains color, they can start hunting on their own and will often leave their mother.

A scorpion will undergo an average of 6 molts to reach full adulthood, which, depending on the species, can take between 6 months and nearly 7 years. The average lifespan depends on the species, with some living up to 25 years.

Re: the biological terms I used, here’s a picture and explanation from the Wikipedia article:

1 = Cephalothorax or Prosoma; 2 = Preabdomen or Mesosoma; 3 = Tail or Metasoma; 4 = Claws or Pedipalps; 5 = Legs; 6 = Mouth parts or Chelicerae; 7 = Pincers or Chelae; 8 = Moveable claw or Tarsus; 9 = Fixed claw or Manus; 10 = Stinger or Aculeus; 11 = Telson (anus in previous joint); 12 = Opening of book lungs

Post-coitus cannibalism has never been reliably reported in scorpions.

Scorpions are also kinky fuckers but no one’s ready for that conversation.

So, I will give this much to WOTC writers regarding the tlincallis - most species of scorpions do actively hunt their prey. (Though there are several species that are just sit-and-wait predators.) They are also opportunistic hunters, eating primarily invertebrates but occasionally also going for things like lizards, snakes, and small mammals, though scorpions with larger claws will also go after earthworms and mollusks.

What I will not give them credit for is the method of hunting. A scorpion’s primary hunting tool is its claws. Only large and aggressive prey is given a sting - the method of death is still typically via claw, even in that case.

They also don’t chew. They rip off pieces of their prey and put those pieces in a pre-oral cavity, which uses digestive juices from the gut to start the digestion process. Once it’s liquid enough, it gets sucked right into the gut. Any indigestible matter is ejected at this stage.

They do have an anus separate from the genital operculum, and it runs up into the tail. Scorpions will eat a large amount of food in one meal, and when this is combined with their low metabolic rate and relatively inactive lifestyle, it means that they can survive for 6 to 12 months without starvation.

So no, Wizards Of The Coast, a band of scorpion people would NOT be migratory by compulsion, even if they were aggressive.

And yeah, scorpions are mainly found in deserts, but that’s so limiting. They’ve adapted to nearly every sort of biome and appear all across the world, except in Antartica. So you can literally put them anywhere.

The scorpion is found in Greek mythology (Artemis or Gaia sending it to kill Orion) along with in a page of the Anglo-Saxon Herbal.

Despite the scorpion’s usage in myths, stories, and weapons of war, very few of them are actually capable of killing a human (barring allergy). 25 species out of more than 2,500 have venom deadly to humans. Most of, if not all of these, belong to the family Buthidae, which is the largest family.

Now it’s time for “Jasper analyzes scorpions from different media”! I’ve already dragged the tlincalli for filth, so we’ll pivot to look at another WOTC media: Magic The Gathering.

Scorpions don’t get a lot of rep. At best, they appear as one-off cards. However. Thanks to vising two primarily-desert planes (Amonkhet and the Vorthos-panned Thunder Junction), we have some Guys.

We’ll start with the Scorpion God of Amonkhet. This guy did not used to look like this, but once Nicol Bolas got all up in everybody’s business, he twisted the Scorpion God, Locust God, and Scarab God into giant monstrosities and erased knowledge of their names, even from themselves, and then used them to “harvest” the mortals he had been cultivating to create an undead army. The Scorpion God killed the gods Rhonas, Oketra, and Kefnet, before finally being killed by Hazoret and a group of rebelling mortals.

He is notably the only one of the “twisted” gods to have been killed – the Locust and Scarab Gods both survived, as did Hazoret, and all three defended Amonkhet later from New Phyrexia getting all up in everyone’s business.

(Re: that third artwork, why is he kinda...)

Meanwhile, on Thunder Junction...

Oh, Thunder Junction. If not for the fact that no one in the design and writing department could agree on and work together to determine the right approach to Western tropes, you could have been interesting.

Having said that, the scorpion dragons? Not native to there. Instead, they’re from Gastal, a plane that was mentioned one (1) time back in the day. I’m willing to overlook some questions about these blokes for the sake of blaming the dragon half on everything I don’t think are scorpion-enough when it comes to these guys.

Now, for my third example... I’m going to preface this with the fact that LEGO’s Legends of Chima theme was a problematic mess in hindsight. I still love it with my entire soul, but it was a fucking nightmare.

But within that is the Scorpion Tribe, what is possibly my favorite current example of what you can do with scorpions in a (science-)fantasy setting.

The Scorpions were accidentally evolved with the magic MacGuffin of the series (Chi) thanks to some foolishness going on, and they were the antagonists of season two (or rather, wave two, as they were technically the latter half of season one and the beginning of season two). They’re led by a king, Scorm, and a general, Scolder. And yes, they all stick to the Sc- naming theme, with one exception from the online game.

So, how do you create an anthro Scorpion Lego figure? Like this, of course!

Now, something interesting to note is that because the Chi was not safely introduced to these guys, some of them didn’t “evolve” all the way and still have a scorpion lower body, like a weird centaur. Meet Scutter, posterchild for this, even though his brother Scrug speed-“evolved” to humanoid form.

Something interesting to note is just how flexible and catlike the tails of these Scorpions are. They can flick around and even hold things when curled up.

Another fun thing about Chima is that they don’t put my boys in the desert. Instead, they live in caves in a very hostile jungle. I’m so proud of them.

Analyzing the venom of these guys, though...

Scorpion God = full of god-killing venom

Akul = a "dark curse" that's basically fantasy tuberculosis

Scorpions from Chima = hypnosis mind-control agent that wears off fairly quickly

(Preface for this section: These were random additions that I sent a while later, with little connection to each other.)

Scorpion dads do tend to be deadbeats, but a scorpion mom figure? I would chew that right up.

Re: molting, it is a long, long process, even for something as small as a scorpion. So the bigger they are, the longer it's probably gonna take. It requires a lot of calorie-loading beforehand and can be predicted based on “air pockets” that appear at the sides of the exoskeleton, to give them wiggle room. Scorpions are soft for several days after molting and avoid eating anything until they harden back up.

And did I mention that scorpions glow under ultraviolet light?

So...yeah! Scorpions are so fucking cool, and this is just an overview! This isn't even getting into any particular species! There's just so much to explore in terms of scorpions in fantasy settings, so seeing them reduced to Desert Bad Guy over and over again annoys me.

Put these animals into some situations.

[drhoz]

#2133 - Rosa rubiginosa - Sweet-Brier

AKA sweetbriar rose, or eglantine (Middle English eglentyn, Old French aiglantin, from aiglent 'sweetbrier'), from Vulgar Latin aculentus, from Latin aculeus 'prickle'. The leaves do indeed smell pleasantly of apple.

A native rose uncommon to rare across most of its native range - most of Europe - but a highly invasive weed everywhere else. The seeds, eaten with the very Vitamin-C rich hips, are easily spread by cattle.

Cooma, NSW

[aculeus]

anyway

saintedwhore -> aculeus

[morbidsmenagerie]

Centruroides Identification

Was double checking the medical significance of Centruroides margaritatus before I decided to officially downgrade them to not being medically significant and discovered that Centruroides margaritatus were actually the subject to a revision in 2011 because they were frequently misidentified.

The paper is here:

"Comparisons. This species was largely confounded with C. margaritatus, from which it clearly differs by having pedipalps profusely pilose, hand with dorsal marginal carina almost smooth and very pilose (Fig. 4 C–D), telson with subaculear tubercle close to aculeus and directed towards its basal one-third (Figs. 4 G, 6 C, D), carinae on the pedipalp femur and patella with smaller and closer granules. Also, when same-sized adults of both species are compared side-by-side, it becomes evident that both sexes of C. edwardsii have pedipalps (especially chelae) and metasoma shorter and more robust than in C. margaritatus (see our Figs. 1–7)."

Compared to my scorpions:

So it appears these are in fact Centruroides edwardsii, and I'll be updating their tagging from now on. Of course having an accurate location would help immensely with identification errors but most sellers don't provide this with the animals they sell.

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Shapeshifting is a magic that is unique to the Spring Court, and many High Fae family bloodlines in said Court possess the ability.

Whereas Tamlin, and the Aculeus bloodline in general can shapeshift into many animal forms, the High Fae bloodlines of the Spring Court have one (or two, in some rare cases) animal forms. In this essay, I will-

[chainsawgirlfriend]

🌈It's FUCKING Mish-Mash!!👾

[commoninfected]

Foxfire the Brown Aculeus

[klondork]

Unlike most changelings, Aculeus' horn is larger than normal. Not by much but he prides himself in having a horn that is five percent larger than the typical drone.

Unfortunately, while this is true, it is overlooked because of his other major trait

[trinitymage]

First art of the new year and it's who else but he!

In case it isn't abundantly clear by now I care him very much.

Super happy with how his costume came out. I never thought I'd have the skills to make it look right but here we are!

Some highlights of his gear:

Stingers of the Scorpion - the straps around his hand house two claw-like metal stingers each. The claws come out of the metal nubs when a button on the palm of the strap is pressed and collapse back when pressed again. These stingers are connected to a line hidden in his body suit the laces the claws with his own paralytic venom stored in a reservoir on his back between his hoodie and body suit.

Boots of the Scorpion - While just a simple pair of boots at first glance, the treads are outfitted with nanotech that functions like a scorpion's ungues and allow Aculeus to grip to walls and even unside down on ceilings. This effect is harder to perform on extra-smooth surfaces like glass and certain polished metals.

Eyes of the Scorpion - This pair of tinted glasses is outfitted with a HUD that gives him information about his environment, target, mission, etc.

Belt of the Scorpion - Not just good for holding up pants, this belt is the perfect place to attach pouches when additional storage is necessary. The buckle also hides a secret compartment for a cyanide capsule. A spy's secrets must die with them after all.

[saltycharacters]

[ID: 5 digital drawings of various ocs. The 1st features a fox lady with a sweater and mountain-themed fox form, going by the name Tisha Fox. 2nd image is a drawing of a peacock and snake hybrid. 3rd is a human with a flower in their hair, with one of the petals being replaced with an eye. 4th is a drawing of a digital scorpion and lobster hybrid by the name of Aculeus, with it's owner, a scorpion-themed super hero. Final image is of a humanoid teen named Terence, who is also an amalgamate of various animals, alongside a more bear-like secondary form. End ID]

Recent art!

[maddgicalgirl]

MS Paint gif of Gluttonchop (orange) trying to teach Wisteriavolt (grey) how to dance!! Sadly, she is allergic to fun.

They're from one of my favorite paracosms that I never talk about!! It's called Fuster, and it's about monsters overcoming their trauma :) It's currently three arcs deep!

But, uhm. Despite her drab colors and sour disposition, Wisteriavolt is the protagonist (and my parame) in this 'cosm, and the happy-go-lucky Gluttonchop is her character foil and one of the main antagonists of arc 2.