#actually yes it is

[nyxypoo]

chika arm appreciation + low quality chika

pt.1 | pt.2

[ollyvoilesrandomblog]

My hand slipped. (I missed Kakashi’s birthday and it’s his bad luck that the very next day is a major Jewish holiday.) Happy Rosh Hashanah!

[thatsuncleharrytoyouyoungman]

my hair is not the only think about me that's kinky ;)

[keeponquinning]

you know what. something about it being your birthday and joe and you had plans, but it's raining and completely ruining said plans so you just end up cuddling in his sofa while he cooks your favorite meal, watching your favorite childhood movie, maybe one he hasn't seen before so you get to see his honest reactions and he chuckles when you get all emotional at the parts that go you when you were young. it's not the high sophisticated evening either were planning but it's even better because you're together.

"Had a good one, then?"

"Mmhm. Maybe the best one yet, thanks to you."

"Hmm... Good... That's very good..." Eyes going from you and to the door of his bedroom, he gives a wink. "Get in there. It's going to be a lot better."

[evansbby]

oh my god you guys i feel like complete and utter shit

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[rasairui]

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[jabberwockey]

arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[bllmak]

lawyer husbands