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oh my god you guys i feel like complete and utter shit
#it’s actually not that deep#actually yes it is#tfl just charged me £42#…………..#bc i accidentally took an express train that is super expensive#bare in mind I usually get into London for like £2-£5#imagine the heart attack I got when the notif just came in from my bank that tfl charged me £42#like…..#wtf#I actually wanna cry#that’s a fair amount of money#I’m so fucking stupid#I’m not usually this stupid#I’m not stupid at all when it comes to travel#I don’t know how I could’ve done this#but like… whatever there’s nothing I can do about it now#I just feel so shit#please yall#distract me with something funny#cos I’m gonna fuckin cry oh my fucking GOD#I hate myself 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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beware of burnout it's so real i'm afraid
also bc ended up making my writing into a font to avoid killing my hand as much and bc I saw Caden do this, I thought it would be fun to see who y'all think it suits lol
#trust me i am working my way out of it lol#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak swallows garcia#hermie the unworthy#oakworthy#once again i find them really funny being so dysfunctional#and no there is no step prior to the inevitable breakup it just happens#this is just how they are throughout college (they do not talk post graduation the reunion is the 1st time they see each other in years)#lincoln li wilson#taylor swift dndads#hero oak swallows garcia#ik i didnt write out like every character i could have but i was distracted by giving my brother impromptu sewing lessons#i didn't expect that to happen he just kinda showed up like 'I know you'd love to help me with something' like who told you that??#my artwork#edit: I wrote reignite wrong are you kidding me dugjxghshzs it was 4 am oh well
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Google, play "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
#alright this is the thing that will finally get me canceled JDJFKGKGKKGKG#this is for you ruby 😭 ty for sending me that pic and making me distracted the entire day#i randomly thought of this when i was walking to class and then just wanted to get home so badly#THEY'RE GONNA CELEBRATE ON THEIR OWN TOGETHER 🤭🤭#hes gonna 'tuck him in bed' again. well he'll certainly be tucking smth somewhere HDJFJGKGKLG#i feel unhinged posting this 😭😭😭#truly the power of oscarmark making me post this kinda thing#haha get it google? cause mclaren is sponsored by google???#thats their song. to me. okay#mark smilied when oscar said he had to 'hang on for dear life'#well he'll be hanging onto the bed for dea- DJFJKFGK o#its so funny cause the only time ive gotten a hate anon was after I posted a very innocuous oscarmark art#so. this is uhhhhhhh yeah#ik it's not THAT bad in the scheme of things but little teasy hinty things like this make me very insane 😭#pup. something something inherent pet play something#also yeah canonically fernando saw this happen. he knows that look in mark's eyes#oscarmark#pibber#<- i think ill only tag those cause i dont think i should put it in the main tag#catie.art.
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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never posted this but im pretty sure this was the first metadede i drew (prolly last April?)
#happy cringe day wednesday#i had something else 99% done but im distracted by stardew 1.6 so it’s gonna wait a bit#ngl this seems like the kind of thing id have drawn when i was younger#i was feeling pretty silly about drawing Kirby characters kissing so maybe i thought starting with something funny and#idk maybe i thought that would make it easier#so it’s fitting for cringe day#dedede looks pretty different here but i think it’s cute#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#Quinn does comics#<- kinda#a year goes by so fast…#not mocking my younger self or anything but i said that because it reminds me a lot of something specific i drew (that is now lost)#be cringe be free yknow
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There should have been Crowley and Rowena flirting with Castiel in the same episode for a similar motive, or just like that (preferably in presence of other)
#i would have so funny#to me#Cause like Cas gets flustered when Rowena flirts with him#and is unphased when it's Crowley#imagine Rowena and Crowley on seperate occasions try to steal something#from Castiel flirting with him as distraction#it works for Rowena not for Crowley#he would be mad#Crowley: next time I will stab you as distraction#castiel#Crowley#rowena macleod
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I def wanna color these when I have the energy BUT..... back on a Pokemon kick.... ever so slightly......... also second sketch is so rough SORRY (I DO WANNA CLEAN IT UP!!! But I was mostly focused on conceptualizing the outfits!!!!)
I have soooo many other sketches too but I wanna save em for later.... but let it be known, this is just an elaborate excuse to play dress-up. Esp for Moe I'm gonna be so real, it has SUCH A SILLY OUTFIT and it is SO. SOOOOOO jackass rival coded. Guy who is gonna pick fights and cause problems for NO reason. Or for gay reasons. Most likely gay reasons tbh
#fire emblem#feh#pokemon#moe being a jackass rival is SO FUNNY TO ME. ESPPPPP THAT ILLUST FUCKING CAPTURES IT ALL SO WELL#i am. always thinking it. but moe really does have little dog energy. like it's more cat-like and above all it is some hooved creature#but it really really is. like a little dog that barks and growls at anything at least three times its size like 'yeah i can take that!!!!'#i've also had these outfit concepts in the back of my mind for a LONG TIME ACTUALLY#i just. got distracted. and promptly forgor about it. had to dig through prev sketchbooks to find my initial concepts!#alfonse and sharena's concepts are p much the same just w the added jackets. my old concepts are v early gen design wise#but esp moe here feels like it could be a current gen trainer design. like! there really is a distinction!#so i wanted to add something more for al/shari too. maybe i'll post those v first concepts#but like. i have negative spoons rn. and i got an early day tomorrow LMFAOOO (and!!! i wanna refine everything more!!!)#maybe... even make themed teams... moe is SO fucking easy. i'll spoil it rn it also has a gogoat.#i'm... THINKING.... about alfonse and sharena though...#<- tag that sums up my entire blog#anyways! i've just been busy and out of practice and needed to take a break twofold 🫡#fe alfonse#sharena#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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You talk so much about people calling the sf24 a tractor but you do the same with the rb20 exaggerating the issues etc
I didn't call the RB20 a tractor. My issue is I just don't think the farm tool analogies are funny for a car that's won races. You're free to disagree.
And I stand by my critique of the RB20. I end up having to defend the SF-24 more simply because people love to specifically shit on the Ferrari car the moment it isn't perfect.
#also I have barely talked about the RB 20#and like exaggerated??? when did I exaggerate#I just pointed out flaws#not saying the SF-24 is perfect either I just think it's better#they are very close but yeah idk sue me I'm a little biased and the results do ultimately speak for themselves#idk I just find that particular joke to be repetitive and annoying#esp because it just doesn't make sense when people call a race winning car that#like to me that's reserved for actually bad cars#again you're free to disagree but you can't make me find it amusing or like it#also I have only a few posts about this? is that really “so much”#now who's exaggerating#and I really have never understood why people always seem to feel called out simply when I say I don't like those jokes#like you can make them#I jsut don't think you're funny???? come up with something better?????#please I like self deprecating humor but I need something to spice it up a bit#idk maybe I have missed your point entirely#I'm in the middle of watching spn so if it went over my head sorry lucifer is on screen atm and I got distracted#anons#salty anons
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Ahhhh well if it isn’t my old friend, the crushing feeling of never truly being understood despite your endless attempts to articulate yourself, paying me another visit
#I say paying a visit#but in reality it’s kinda always there#I actually hate being like this sometimes#I literally cannot drop something until people understand#otherwise it feels like I’m physically being ripped apart from the inside#and it makes me insufferable#I hate it#I was having such a good day as well#it’s not my fault people don’t get it#but I can’t stop until they do and it never. fucking. happens.#I get irrationally worked up about the smallest things and all people do is laugh#yeah I get it#it’s funny that I’m so upset about something so stupid#but please stop#I’ve been in therapy my whole life to ‘make me more tolerant’ and I’ve reached my limit. I can’t get any more tolerant#but that means I rely on people being understanding to avoid these situations#but alas#god forbid people actually take some accountability and accept that MAYBE they might be making it worse#and the fucking cycle repeats itself#if you couldn’t tell I’m not having a great time here. hopefully at least one person on the autism website can relate to my autism struggles#I’m ok. just needed to vent. but if anyone wants to send any fun asks as a distraction I’d appreciate it#oh this silly little brain of mine#just autism things#actually autistic
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In response to my post mentioning being baffled by my younger brother naming a tynamo after me when he was playing Pokémon for the first time as a little kid, my boyfriend made a chart to compare and contrast + showcase the many similarities I apparently share with this Pokémon.
#I love him so much y’all#he’s unbelievably sweet AND unbearably handsome AND unspeakably funny#the fact I met him because I started posting my PMD fan content is something I cannot begin to grasp the odds of happening#like. I met the world’s most husband-material man because of a series of butterfly effect events#that started with me getting really depressed and needing an outlet to distract myself#whereupon I looked up PMD fanart on Pinterest#and saw a bunch of stolen reposts of art from tumblr#which indirectly caused me to make a tumblr blog#where I tried (and failed) to secretly post my PMD comics as a form of archiving my art for personal reference#and the rest is history :>#I gotta come up with a name for a tag dedicated to my boyfriend + his antics + me gushing about how much I love him#what would I even call it....#“Boyfriend-posting”?#“sofie's got a crush”?#“the bf tag”?#Do I give us a ship name and make it the tag name because I'm cringe and proud and having fun with it?#hmmmmmm...#I'll think of something.#anyhoo:#Hiiiii bf I know you're reading this! Drink a glass of water and get to bed early tonight! Take care of yourself! I love you so much!#sofie says stuff#obbyposting
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bottom he xuan be like
get's railed while thinking !!evil!! thoughts
#getting railed is totally in the revenge plan!!#becausee u see!!! if sqx is too busy doing all the work railing me; they'll be too distracted to notice my master plan!!!!#it is a crucial step!!! it's just hard solid logic dude!!#all acording to plan!!!#i just think it's so funny when characters try to justify everything they do with statements like#it's totally not bcs i like them or something it's for “the mission/plan/revenge” totally#that's top tier content#and i really like interpreting he xuan like that#that's also kinda the idea with my last beefleaf post just upped to a 100#i made this нене#beefleaf#tgcf#he xuan#ming yi#shi qingxuan#bottom he xuan#i've won#tgcf art reblogs has reblogged this#it's so funny seeing this next to like beautiful art
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Last arcane episode ever..... here we fucking go....
#50 MINUTES YEAAAAHHH!! IM SO GLAD THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING LONGER THERE WAS NO WAY!!!#the last drop no..... YEEEEEEEEEEES EKKO!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOD YEEEEEEEES always a dance with you OOOOOOOOHHHHH she even has the same hair 😭#is she gonna build the new zaun for isha.... like vander wanted for vi and powder.... 😭😭😭 with ekko 😭😭😭#watching jinx kill herself over and over is something else that was so funny.... im sorry but ajdkansk#WHATS WITH THOSE CUTS WHATS GOING ON.... WDYM WE ARE MEANT TO LOSE THIS FIGHT??? IN THE FUTURE HE SAW RIGHT???#OH ITS THAT GIRL VI IS CARRYING OMG BUT SHE IS LOOKING FOR JINX!!! NOOO SHE FUCKING DIEEED AMBESSA IS A BEAST!!! DID THEY GET CAIT???#VANDER NOOOO OOOH ITS VIKTOR TOO!!ITS OOOOOOVER maddie being there still..... a consensual workplace relationship... cait....#LORIS!!!! VIIIIIIIIIIIII caitlyn looks so good..... and vi too.... but did they run out of armors.... the guy who left his family DIED TOO!!#caitlyn that was so hot.... they got her.... MADDIE!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK I THOUGHT THAT WOULD NOT EEEEEVER HAPPEN!!! AK WITH HER OWN GUN!#OH MY GOD MEL!!! MADDIE EXECUTED FOR HER CRIMES!!!! i know people are cheering!!! JINX ON HER BLIMP!!! the egg was a distraction.....#jayce be ready for your divorce.... THE HALO!!! THE VOICE!!! his voiced softened when he said to see you omg... SEVIKA NOOOOOOOOO#cait and mel joining forces to maximize their joint (literal) slay against ambessa.... and vi and jinx vs vander.... cruel#beef squashed..... no way she died????? omg... we havent seen caits left side.... and she was bleeding.... one fear. VIKTOR IS SO TALL!!!#how does it feel to look up jayce.... also jinx saying they are always together 🥺🥺 they are flying again.... omg jinx looks so scared...#OH NOOOOOO SEE CAIT HURT HER EYEE viktor saying they want better lives but emotion clashes with reason after a season of just that.... omg#series thesis.... this is actually so meta if i may say so.... vander and silco.... jinx and vi and the rocket... cait and ambessa....#and finally jayce saving viktor.... and jayce searching for the arcane after he was saved as a kid.... all of it..... ALL OF IT....#THE BOY SAVIOR!!!! VIKTOR IS BACK!!!! HE WANTS HIS PARTNER BACK OMG#YES THE MAGE IS VIKTOR!!!! OH MY GOOOD!!! ONLY YOU CAN SHOW ME THIS! CAITVI FUCKED ON SCREEN AND SOMEHOW THIS IS GAYER!!!#JAYCE!!! YOU ARE ALRIGHT!!! EKKO MADE THAT WITH AN INVERSION OF JAYCES RUNE!! OF COURSE!!! THE WTO MEN AND THE ANOMALY!!!#they are literally adam and steve... VI OMG!!!! SHE CANT TAKE IT NOOOOOO JINX AND VANDER!!!! NOOOO EKKO ALONEEEE NOOOO#SEVIKA COUNCIL MEMBER!!! CAIT GAVE HER HER SEAT!!! AND SINGED AND HIS DAUGHTER!!! MEL WHAT THE HELL!!! BACK TO NOXUS???#caitlyn seeing that jinx escaped through the air ducts... yeah..... she is on that blimp#can you believe we ended arcane with two happy lesbians..... like everything went to hell jayce and viktor saved it and disappeared....#through it all one thing remained.. two lesbians in love <3 can we get an applause for two lesbians in love.... they made a band about this#(love of lesbian)#talking tag#watching arcane#watching arcane season 2#you know towards the end the characters looked a lot more like normal 3d animated... idk how to explain it
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do you write fic on ao3?
unfortunately for everyone involved i do!
#ask#and if youre wondering about my handle i write on anon so its doesnt particularly matter (shrugs)#and also i think its pretty easy to figure out which fics ive written because i want to makeout mad sloppy style with an em dash#anyways (waves offhandely) it doesnt really matter much because i have like posted an ss on here before so you know#its not like im trying to hide it like eh#but also because of my disposition that would put a tranced rabbit to shame i dont exactly yell it from the hilltops either#the moral of the story is if you ask me what im working on ill yap about it maybe like post an excerpt#and months later youll find something posted on anon and youll be like oh! so they finally posted it!#so to spare you all (lies on my tummy like we're at a sleepover and giggles) you wanna hear what im working on#haha of course you do youre a prisoner in my yap box#and i want an excuse to talk about it hidden in the tags so people skim over it and not read it <3#SO the earliest wip is from like early october about a magical realism au because i rewatched lwa as i usually do and well theres this one#ep about a magical animal if you will... and you can kinda guess what it is from that lol its sashaforsyekky#because the dreaded @/tungpin infected me with the brainworms about this trio specifically#and it really is ekky going 🥺 at whatever sashaforsy have (persumably) got going on woe is him its at 5k rn but uh ive stalled progress#because puppyekky has consumed my every thought which leads me to my second wip that ive been labouring over since the start of october#that also just broke 5k and not even remotely done lol whoops but its puppy ekky in a team environment with a heavy emphasis on the euros#rn there are scenes scrabbled out with sasha (multiple) mikksy luosty lundy and forsy. i know i have an idea for bobby.#and really lets see where the muse takes us i have vague ideas that are mmmhmm but we'll see when we get there!#the third one isnt the most likely to get finished but uh it is sashamaffhew global series stuff because it stemmed from#“it really is funny that sasha is treating the finland trip like he knocked up a girl#and is trying to make her meet his parents so it doesnt feel like a shotgun wedding when he you know marries her to take responsibility“#and i just think a maffhew pov with that thought in mind because of the whole touchy at e11even thing is funny to me like think mundane#slice of life oh i feel like im being wined and dined i hope i dont fuck it up jfc i think im fucking it up oh god this feels romantic#anyways it feels remotely ooc to me and it really was more of like a writing break from the wips stated above so (shrugs)#might not see the light of day but its 2k as of now so i do feel its a shame if i dont /try/ to finish it you know? its just low priority#anyways thats my writing check in and i am a prisoner to my own mind i will go insane haha these wont be published anytime soon#because i am slow and get distracted soooo easily so you know <3
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🔮 🤔 💭 👖??
#my art#phone art#mysterio#quentin beck#I've drawn him without the cape before. may as well draw him without the pants and get a full look at the skeleton patterning#this was sitting as a sketch for a few days so I just decided to color it earlier today as a distraction. as something to do.#do I tag this as anything?? let me know. this was meant to be funny
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Patrick Troughton guests as ruthless racketeer George, out to silence the man who can identify his brother as a murderer, in Dial 999: Key Witness (1.26, ABC, 1959)
#fave spotting#patrick troughton#dial 999#doctor who#classic doctor who#two#abc#key witness#1959#as with other Dial 999 posts‚ the episode number and year of transmission are more in the way of educated guesses#tho two separate sources identify this as ep 26 so that's good enough for me#yes it's been a while‚ i got very distracted and wandered away from Dial 999 but I'm mopping it up now#this was a very pleasant surprise‚ not least because Pat had already made two appearances in the series: a minor role as a heavy in 1.5 and#an uncredited appearance as a tramp in 1.16 (both can be found if you follow the fave spotting tag) so i wasn't really expecting him to#turn up again. but he does! and he finally gets a real meaty part! he's the villain of the week‚ a criminal of vague occupation (he has#something to do with gambling? race tracks maybe? idk it kind of gets glossed over) but when his kid brother kills a rival and is easily#apprehended‚ Pat decides it's time to silence the witness... cue a tense cat and mouse as Pat and goon tail their mark as the police tail#them. genuinely one of the most enjoyable episodes of this funny little series i think‚ and a lot of that is down to Pat giving it his#all as a dangerous gangster. he lounges around in a dressing gown‚ he slaps his bro around‚ he jeers at the cops and he#threatens his lawyer with a watery sack grave. he's gone full villain! and it's delightful!
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okay but wait @bumblepony u GENIUS. you gave me an idea:
mariatommy step up au
in which pro-dancer maria miller is in desperate need of a waltz partner for the american dance championships. to her rescue comes tommy miller, the younger and more troublesome and secretly phenomenal swinging-dancing brother of famous ex swing-dancer, joel miller
guess what i did 😋 i made it long
so we start with pro-dancer maria miller as she wins as many dance titles as she possibly can, trying to prove to her mother that quitting law school for dance was worth it. she’s already been taking home a fuck ton of titles as a ballet and lyrical soloist, but lately she’s been interested in smooth forms of ballroom, like the waltz and tango
a good friend of hers, frank, has been her partner for three months, and they’ve been unbeatable so far. literally every competition she they shows up at, other dancers will groan and rolls their eyes like “aw come on bro this is unFAIR” because they already know who first place is going to: maria motherfucking miller. every goddamn time
then, four titles in and two months away from their biggest competition, frank tragically breaks an ankle doing some stupid gardening shit with bill. and it is exactly that: a tragedy. he’s maria miller’s partner, and now he can no longer be that. he might as well be a dead man
frank makes bill tell maria, both because it was his idea to have sex do work in the garden and because he’s too scared to. when he does, she cusses him out so bad that, for once in his life, he has no grumpy smartass response. maria is fucking pissed—because that entire competition, that title, that trophy is supposed to be fucking hers. they already have the perfect choreography, the perfect costumes, the perfect music, the perfect everything. she’s already made space on her awards wall for the crown, the sash, and three-their trophy. this is a batrayal, frank. how could he do this to her????? how could he?????
but maria miller does not dwell on problems: she fixes them. she has replace bill or withdraw from the competition—which she has never done in her entire life. withdrawing, like losing, is not an option. she needs another partner, and she needs one fast
of course homegirl tess would come through—her best friend, retired fellow dancer, and one of the most reputable talent managers in the region. maria calls tess hoping to get in touch with her ex-partner, joel miller, because she wants only the best. he’s known and respected in the dance world as an amazing swing dancer and phenomenal lead in partner-work—much to her chargrin, unfortunately, he’s not dancing anymore. he’s apparently too busy with a new baby, which—great, beautiful, kids are great—does not help her. maria needs someone available, someone good, and someone now
enter tommy miller 🤠 who maria is at first not even willing to consider, because he’s never danced competitively in his entire fucking life (“are you fucking with me, tess? are you trying to fuck with me? i thought we were past the point of fucking with eachother. i though we were friends.” she says, when tess tells her. she gets an eye-roll in response)
to his credit, tess tells her, he’s been dancing alongside his joel all his life. he’s watched him and learned from him and is apparently just as good—he’s even danced with tess, and he impressed her. this impressed maria. when she asks tess why he hasn’t done anything officially to actually prove himself, tess says he’s “not the competitive type,” which is a major turn-off. maria is more than the competitive type—she’s the competition entirely.
still, tess convinces her to give him a chance. they basically meets blind-date style because tess is just like “dude just trust me trust me TRUST ME. meet him at our studio on saturday and freestyle with him. one song. then tell me what you think”
so maria goes, and she waits. she’s dutifully ten minutes early, as she is to every rehearsal. what would be five minutes before their meet time, she hears the studio doors open behind her and lets herself be only a little pleased that he is early. then she turns around to him—and boy, is she very much so pleased
tommy is broad-shouldered and well-dressed and tall, but not too tall, and well-groomed for a man—especially with one with so much hair. my god, just this man have a beautiful head of hair. as admires him, she also appreciates that (aside from his audaciously hot suede fur-lined jacket and cowboy boots, lord help her), he look’s ready to dance: black loose muscle tank, black breathable joggers, and black sneakers held in his left hand. in his right hand, to her suprise, is a single red rose.
is he fucking with me? she immediately thinks. a rose. a fucking rose?
“what’s that for?”
“uh, the rose? it’s���,” he hesitates, clearly thrown off guard. somehow, with only three measly words, maria notices that his voice is nice and low and gravely and— “it’s for you, ma’am. you’re maria, right?” —southern and sexy and distracting. his voice is far too distracting. it will present problems for her.
“right. i’m maria,” she repeats, mostly to remind herself who she fucking is—maria fucking miller. maria miller, who does not get distracted by tall sexy cowboys at dance rehearsals. “you’re tommy?”
“yes, ma’am.” he has to stop. he has to stop with the ma’am thing. it’s another distractor.
no distractions. she’s at a rehearsal, albiet an unofficial trial one. it is still a rehearsal—one for a competition that she will win.
maria straightens her shoulders, gets her head on straight, and steels her voice to say coldly: “well, tommy, i don’t like flowers. i like trophies. you think you can get me one of those?”
at that, tommy smiles as bright as the sun, white and pearly and perfect. distraction number three. she’s fucked. “i reckon i can,” he says, amused and sure.
“then prove it,” she responds, voice still steely. “let’s dance.”
and they do
for @bumblepony for your amazing writing as always and @marceltheshellwithflipflopson for your loveliness and inspiration and @clickergossip wifey and @ameerawrites miss u baby and @liveandletcry23 MISS U CAT and @hypnotisedfireflies because the work youve been doing with IO????? INCREDIBLE????? its been making me want to get back to writing so bad
all my mariatommy truthers love u guys kiss kiss kiss
#hiatus WHO#hiatus WHERE#maria being a super intense type a dance type who wants NO distractions and NO funny business: 👩🏾🏫😤💃🏾#tommy who is a broad tall sexy distraction that LOVES funny business: 🤠🕺🏽😋#the way this took me way too long i definitely need to edit and post this#bumble u really did something to me earlier i hope this returns the favor kiss kiss#step up au#idk if this is the plot of step up tbh#i think it counts#tommy x maria#maria miller#tommy miller#tess servopoulos#bill and frank#bill and frank finally being in one of my aus just for me to break franks leg 😭😭😭 sorry bro#tess x joel#there is a joeltess subplot in here somewhere i swear#their dance/love story would be the perfect prequel#and then they get back together in the sequel#OMGGGG#WAIT I CAN MAKE THIS A THREE PARTER IF I REALLY DEDICATE MYSELF#okay might do a dance au weekend#dance tag#tlou#tlou au#the millers#the tipsy bison#joel miller#even though hes not technically in this at all lets tag him for vibes#i didn’t finish my onboarding but i dont care lmfao i got all week
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