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LOL SHIQI GAVE SPOTS AND SKINNY ABSOLUTELY 0 CREDIT
#they cut to that scene of him holding that flower like who gave you that#its weird because the found family exists but it's so deemphasized#that it doesn't really have those vibes#lost you forever#also i kinda wish this were bl so when he was like u were shy the reply would just be#actually uh its a gay thing
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âŠ.should I watch House md
God. I don't know how to answer that question. Roll a die or something
#its fucking insane i cant put it into words. you wont understand how insane it is until youve watched it#but jesus christ#theyre very gay however and if you ignore the insanity /pos that is the social situations its a pretty thrilling medical drama#also uh. they're pretty good at addressing issues such as disability and discrimination and loneliness ans that sorta thing#also house calls people trannies#but. he uses the correct pronouns for said tranny so#its like a seesaw of pros and cons#i would say yes. if you think ur prepared#why did i talk more in the tags than the actual post????????#answered asks#ghostly-one#hate crimes md
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What government property? its themself, of course!!!!
saw @lazyvoyager's prompt that i came across, so uhhhhhh gave them a arresting order â
also alternative crime for sillies:
#fhr#fallen hero#sidestep#fh sidestep#sidestep: anita lee#also. NAUR I MADE A MISTAKE IN NOT ACTUALLY USE A ACTUAL HEIGHT CHART SDGSDNGNSN SO JUST....#use your imagination that its Correct Height chart-#they are 5'ft but. yeah. its too late MDGMSMG#anyway on that crime; i actually tried to think of what could possibly be but theyre literally stay off any thing except??? techincally?#destroying the government property aka themself is??? considered?? so uh yeah-#the second one was originally to be 'gay crimes' but went with that instead nsdgnsndg
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BASED. Finally someone actually acknowledging Tenko`s sexism and making her overcome it instead of unfunny jokes or ignoring it.
Making unfunny jokes? Lame
Ignoring it? BORING
Having Tenko run a primarily woman's shelter during the literal apocalypse which forces her to see actual genuine families that she in her heart cannot bare to turn away when she has resources to help, forcing her to interact with guys more then she had before and getting to observe them be good people trying to help their mothers and sisters. When clearly troubled by how this is changing her world views a nice older trans lady sees this young teenager trying to help everyone but clearly having gender essentialist views correctly blames her guardian for her teaching her those views then goes over to help/adopt her, slowly working through it and kindly correcting her when she messes up or says something bigoted and while Tenko's progress is slow and she still makes mistakes, a lot of them, its clear she's trying and she's growing and she'll get there one day and you just cant help but be proud of her while Tenko learns to be more then just what her master wanted for her and learns who she is outside this role she was molded into causing her to question herself in ways she never was allowed to before? BASED AS HELL
#my tenko has a very long journey that ends with a very poignant moment where she switches her label from lesbian to sapphic#giving her a sense of nuance and fluidity she felt lacked before in her old label that felt more assigned to her then naturally picked#this is of course not demonizing people who do identify as lesbians kirumi is right there being gay as hell there are several lesbians here#but for TENKO SPECIFICALLY the change is a sign of fluidity and growth learning that things arent always black and white and unbending#i think its really boring to insist tenko has to be a gold star lesbian#i think shes more interesting if she gets a chance to explore her attraction at her own pace even if that means actually giving boys a shot#and if she comes away still unattracted but now more solid that her attraction is just who she is and not who she is made to be thats good#and if she comes away thinking maybe she could theoretically like boys thats fine too! she deserves the chance to find out on her own terms#not her masters terms of isolating her and only exposing her to the worst for some god forsaken reason she deserves to explore herself#gender and sexuality is so much more fun in fanon when you realize its like water to splash around in#ever changing and very stimmy!#ndrv3#uh oh this got long#anon chaos#my dr lore#tenko chabashira
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The best feeling in the world is when thereâs a piece of media you know you love and youâve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you havenât revisited it in a while so you start to worry if itâs really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and itâs like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules
#the klock keeps ticking#i always get this feeling when i play 999 but tonight i got it with the letter#cuz ive uh finally decided to bite the bullet and play the evil meanie route where everyone dies đ#a route ive put off for so long cuz its just too damn sad to think about akjdksk god it hurts#and ive played like for the most part every route of this game EXCEPT this one but i know the ending is really dark and i need to see it#plus i will at least get my beloved torture scene in so thats nice#i didnt kill off isabella though its a coma route which i hope still allows me to get the ending i want cuz i mean shell still be out of#commission in the final scene so hopefully it works out#but yeah no i started off tonight on the marianne chapter and while i did skip around through it cuz ive played it many times and i just#wanna get to the important stuff already alskj i also just replayed some of the best parts#aka the shit where lorraine appears and the gay shit alksks and god like hnnnghh not only does this chapter still ruin me emotionally#i also just remembered why i love this character so much and remembered just how good the character writing in this game is#and i also played into the rebecca chapter and didnt skip as much cuz i actually am not as familiar with the coma route#cuz it makes me sad and i never revisited it lol and i havent gotten to The Scene that makes me sob yet#its so coming though dont worry but idk i guess its just been cuz ive been thinking about p3 so much lately#and in particular shinji both the death route and coma route but in particular the coma cuz thats what im writing#and damn lol the letter just writes the grief and nuanced relationships and death stuff so much better lol god#like marianne loses her childhood best friend whom she has a gay ass relationship with to suicide and like its just better#she blames herself and still isnt even kinda okay with it after 13 years#like it just fucking ruined her and the only thing keeping her from losing it is her repression and drinking problem and unattached sex#and then with coma route well fucking first off isabellas friends actually like. visit her frequently damn#and they just all have such unique ways of coping like Zach is being optimistic so no one gets too upset#rebecca is sorta in charge of making sure everything goes smoothly she has to contact the family and make big decisions#and shes also just taking the most stress and shes got so many complicated feelings around isabella going on but she genuinely cannot stand#that isabella is hurt shes fucking destroyed she loves isabella and then ashton AAAAA god yeah i also just remembered that hes SUCH a good#character hes like being a genuine asshole right like Rebecca calls to tell him that isabella is comatose now and he literally doesnt let#her say anything he literally says âi dont have time for other things rnâ like the wellness of his friend is just âother thingsâ#but you just know thats not it not at all hes burying himself in work to the point of destruction so he can figure out who did this and make#everything okay and he refuses to show even an ounce of vulnerability cuz THE SECOND HE DOES IT ALL COMES OUT AND HE CANT GET OUT OF BED#ANYMORE CUZ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WHEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IS DYING
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"Why does everything need to be Gay now it's so shallow to make men attracted to each other when they could be Pure Platonic Friends -"
oops sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me Doing What I Want Forever because I have been watching movies, TV, and animation since the 80s and have watched enough shallow heterosexual romances that would have been stronger as mlm-wlw solidarity friendships to fill the space between stars in a galaxy
#also 1) friends can fuck each other so you're not safe especially since gay guys do this a lot#2) why can't there be a cast with MANY mlm characters where some are strictly friends and some are partners#(bc this is a real thing that happens in the real world shocker I know but sometimes friend groups have several mlm folks)#3) as an aromantic vaguely ace spec person I get the need for good platonic relationships#but uh queer people reading mlm romance into something (often based on their own experiences or representation needs)#that creators refuse to delve into#or god forbid writing it into their own work#IS NOT THE BIGGEST PROBLEM HERE#i can't believe it's the year of our lord 2024 and i am still seeing this thinly veiled homophobic take everywhere#2006 called and it wants its 'I don't wish evil on gays but i dont condone their gay stuff' attitude back#Also when I think about all the shows and movies that came from source material with wlw or mlm characters who were all but TOTALLY erased#Or I think about media about queer historical figures who were utterly straightwashed or had their queerness demonized#or reduced to a footnote or Non Controversial background noise#My rage about this increases like 10000 fold#Anyway TLDR ultimately I fall under the mlm umbrella and that's part of the reason I write the shit I do and I'm not the only one#And I write cheeky posts about it but I actually am genuinely disturbed sometimes at this sentiment#Because no one says it outright but there's this massive undercurrent of an assumption that we don't exist#And we don't create#And we don't create things FOR OURSELVES not even bc precisely because of all the times we were told#'Well that's not really marketable so if you want to see it maybe you should create it yourself'#I feel like I'm talking to a wall here DOES NO ONE ELSE GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS#LIKE HOMOPHOBIA ISN'T OVER YET#ESPECIALLY NOT FOR MLM PEOPLE WHO AREN'T CIS AND WHITE#Like stop calling sex and/or romance shallow when it's gay and SUSPICIOUSLY 0 OTHER TIMES oh my fucking god
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#funny funny picture#i mean i am the gay cousin so its true true#just found a piece of rice on the flour#yknow what really bothers me?#people in the tkl community say that soft tkls are relaxing#NO THEY ARENT ???#I THIMK THEYRE ACTUALLY WORSE#I would NEVER be able to relax and calm down if someone was softly tklng my sides#I cant help but flinch#its an automatic thing idfk đ#im too tklsh to relax when being tkld dude (you didnt see this(#i put the â) â the wrong way but im too bored to change it now#I mean#dont get me wrong#If it was soft tkls on my arms then thats fine#but literally anywhere else??#nuh uh#nnnnuhuh#kinda self conscious about my laugh aswell which really sucks#i never had a problem with it until someone pointed it out so now im just kinda#đ€·ââïž#ANYWAYS LETS NOT GET INTO SAD THINGS#thanks for hearing me ramble about stupid things
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i hate when a bitch like my sister thinks she knows everything about me in spite of never personally interacting with me on a deep level in any capacity and only getting glimpses of my life from. sneakily reading and looking at my art in notebooks.
#bc if the bitch actually talked to me at all she'd realize i imprint on the emo guy in those old comics not the blonde lady#the blonde woman was a decoy so ppl wouldnt realize i wanted to be the guy. and your dumbass literally fell for it so easily#i literally only made her so ppl would stop thinking im gay since previously i played pretend as everyones boyfriend.#LITERALLY the assimilation character whos basiclaly barbie. but sure im sure theres some deep meaning behind her baout me sure. dshjbfhjb#idk. maybe if you didnt go around accusing me of being gay as if it were a bad thing i wouldnt do allathat now would i?#you're literally a nazi lmao. like its been in your blood from the beginning. at least being a bigot was.#unrelated but noticing all the invasion of my privacy that constantly went on when i was a kid#.no wonder i dont feel like i have control over my life or any part of it.#or uh. CONSTANTLY FEELING WATCHED.
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Hi! Have you seen that nct jaehyun, dooyoung and jungwoo made a sub-unit? Their song is called perfume and it is just SO FUN! The song itself reminds me of some of the old suju songs because the beat is so fun and makes you wanna dance, but the choreography is also ridiculously fun! You should check it out) I was reading your posts about the lack of fun in kpop, and this was honestly very refreshing to see. The mini-album is also quite good, and they even did a live-band cover of their songs. As always, nct guys are incredibly talented musically, good job
i actually really did not like their release....or their subunit.....or the album............
#like are they musically talented? yes. are the songs fine and technically good? sure#but i find them SO bland and im pissed off that theyre using the full nct brand for this discount cbx nonsense#should have been an nct lab!!! or an sm station!!!#also ngl i fucking hate the mv. like i HATE it. i have NO patience for pov fanservice stuff it makes my skin crawl. its insufferable#is it an effective method? sure. but i am NOT the target audience and am very much Too Gay for that#its one of my true pet peeves. i really. really fucking hate it and the fact that the mv was mostly like. 'chic perfume commercial'#was quite literally rage inducing.#so uh. sorry. that release is actually the opposite of fun (for me)#text#answers#nct w#slkdjfsd im so sorry you send me an ask and its RIGHT on a topic that i feel very strongly in the negative about lmao#pls dont be offended its not personal#also i need to clarify. i never said that kpop itself wasnt fun. kpop has and will always be fun.#i specifically said that a lot of fans (kpoppies) TREAT kpop like its not fun/actively eschew the fun parts of kpop#like flop groups or brighter concepts or just. taking it all too damn seriously#fans are not willing to look outside the main popular groups and so they dont actually SEE groups doing fun and cool and interesting things#like if you want to watch an actually fun mv go watch blitzers macarena#also idk how to tell you this but. ACTUAL nct music is so insanely fun. this ''subunit'' was just made to appease all the ''fans''#who complain nonstop about 'how nct sucks now' when THEY DONT Y'ALL JUST WONT ACCEPT THAT YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING UR FAVES MADE#anyways. i will stop talking now since this is probably gonna make ppl mad lmao#my nuclear take is that most nct fans dont actually like nct as a concept. they only like the idols. and those people are wrong
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Oh yeah btw you have the right to be extra insane when you're unwell. You're allowed to hyperfixate extra hard like do you think I would've been like this if I hadn't experienced severe vertigo? Fuck you, let me talk about my guys, I'm sick.
#flood warning#notice how im becoming less insane (sort of)#its because im getting better#nothing to do with the fact i became unwell the exact day The Kenstewy Hug happened and everyone was going bonkers#and now things have chilled out a bit#im still bonkers about that hug though i cannot stop thinking about it omg kenstewys really won for once#even if it doesnt end up in the actual show we still have something gay we can add to fancams#uh oh went insane again but at least its in the tags
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Teehee I got hugged today đ„°
#the klock keeps ticking#it was literally like 2 seconds but idk im like WOOOOO#like it wasnt long enough for me to be all satisfied touch wise nah im so starved itd take all night and day man#and also this particular person is uh. very special ahem. and it was like#i wrapped my arms around them best I could and i could just feel their hips and like their body squish under my hands#cuz theyre so squishy and sturdy at the same time it felt safe and its like. thats really scary actually#ive never ever felt safe hugging anyone this kinda thing is brand new to me#touch in general is new to me. at least consensual touch that i wanted and initiated#and i just felt really nervous cuz like i really love this person but sometimes its hard cuz like âguysâ dont hug each other often#or at least not in a case like this where weâre friends but theres this sorta avoidance around anything romantic#cuz weâre both very awkward and also uh. trying not to cross certain boundaries just yet we need time#but unfortunately im so aaaaa rn and touch starved and i was like im just gonna bite the bullet and ask if we can hug LIKE A DAMN GAY ASS#its like fuck i may as well propose marriage and get on all fours while im at it aaghhhhh why am i like this#but it was fine they werent weirded out or anything. not visibly anyway. and they hugged me!!!#me! of all people! im like so happy we got to hug but im also really pissed cuz it was really brief and i didnt get to memorize how they#felt and now im just like grrrrr. fucking tease why must i be so tortured i get the smallest taste and then poof its gone#i just wanna cuddle and hug them for hours and pull their hair and feel their body all over and uhhhhhhhhh#ahem. i may be getting too gay here huh. damn itttt. fuck me. how do you ask your mate if you can explore bodies#in a way that definitely isnt platonic without making things weird
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One thing I absolutely adore about Dead Boy Detectives is the immaculate costume design. Specifically, how it perfectly encapsulates who the characters are, both as a whole and who they are in the moment.
From the very first scene of the show, we know immediately that Edwin is a bookish, somewhat stuffy guy from the Edwardian era who attended a boarding school, and Charles is a punk from the 1980's who's most likely the wildcard between the two of them, just going off of the way that they're dressed. Both of them have distinct color schemes and different styles, but the general shape of their outfits is actually relatively similar---both of them have collared shirts (Edwin's dress shirt, Charles's polo), something over those shirts (Edwin's vest, Charles's suspenders), a jacket of some kind (Edwin's suit jacket, Charles's flannel thing), a longer overcoat (Edwin's traveling coat, Charles's peacoat), something around the neck (Edwin's bowtie, Charles's necklace), slacks, and nice shoes. They're distinct, yet matching, two clearly defined separate characters yet part of a set.
Edwin's prim, proper, buttoned-up personality lends itself to the way he dresses throughout the season---in the first episode, he only dresses down when he's in the office with Charles, aka his safe place and his safe person, and he doesn't really dress down like that again for a good long while after getting stuck in Port Townsend (though, if my memory serves me correctly, he does take off the suit jacket while watching TV with Niko). But in episode six, he's changed up his usual look for a cozier, casual-looking sweater and a little bit of collarbone, and in episode seven... well, he's in his nightclothes, and he's about as open, raw, and vulnerable as you can get. Edwin's color scheme is also predominately blue, which lines up nicely with his logical and practical, yet deeply sad and closed off personality, and the only time he really wears anything other than his normal blue-and-brown outfit (willingly, that is) is when he's in that green sweater in episode six. And, uh... all I can say is that it's quite telling how blue and green---or, well, teal---are the main colors of the gay/mlm flag.
Charles, by contrast, dresses down a lot, and that makes a lot of sense when you consider the fact that unlike Edwin, he feels comfortable pretty much anywhere. On any given episode, he goes from wearing his peacoat to just wearing his flannel to ditching the flannel to not even wearing the freaking polo---though, again, the latter is something that only happens when he's in the office with Edwin. Safe space, safe person. And, well, plenty of people have analyzed Charles's polo shirt going from red to burgundy to black over the course of the series, and there being a little bit of red under the collar of his coat that's only visible when Edwin fixes it, and then it goes back to burgundy, and then it's red again when Edwin's out of Hell... for good reason! It's color symbolism at its finest! Not to mention, the red and black not only perfectly contrasts Edwin's color scheme, but it also lines up with Charles's personality---he's a rebel, he's hotheaded, he's bold and brash and loud... and yes, he's angry, but he's also so, so loving.
When we first meet Crystal after she loses her memories, her outfit choices feel very deliberate. They're stylish and vaguely trendy, they're arty and a little bit witchy---pretty fitting for a psychic who's also a showbiz kid, even if she doesn't know that last part. But all of her clothes appear thrifted, or at the very least vintage, and the patterns and the general vibe all feel natural and comforting. Her makeup's always fairly simple, her hair's either down or up in a couple of cute space buns... overall, this Crystal looks like the kind of person who'd make you tea when you're in a bad mood, who'll listen when you just need to vent, and who may not always know the right thing to say but will understand what you're going through. But when we see her in the flashbacks, her clothing's flashy and prioritizes high-end trends over comfort, she's either got her hair up or has it straightened, and she not only has dramatic makeup, but acrylics. This is a girl who talks shit about you behind your back, who's bitter and cynical and wants everyone to feel the same way, who makes up for the lack of love and stability in her life via material things. It's also worth noting that Crystal's color scheme has a lot of purple, which is a color that connects to wealth and luxury, but also creativity and magic---which, yeah, fits her two conflicting sides pretty damn well.
You cannot talk about Niko Sasaki without talking about her outfits, and the meaning behind each of them has already been talked about at length. However, one thing that really stands out to me is that the reason they're so iconic isn't just because of the monochrome color schemes, but because they're out there. They're weird, they're eclectic, they're a little mismatched in style sometimes, and they're so unapologetically her. Niko wears heart-shaped sunglasses, unironically. Everything about the way she dresses speaks to how, even though she's a recovering shut-in who initially doesn't want to be perceived, she's still very sure of who she is.
Jenny's design, like Charles and Edwin's, is a design that gives you the key information you need the minute she first appears onscreen. The dark makeup, the silver jewelry, the leather apron, and the hairstyle all point to a person who's tough, doesn't take anyone's shit, and has long since given up on caring what other people think---in other words, she's a badass. But the butterfly tattoo hints at a softer side, a side that we see time and time again throughout the series as she shows that she cares about Crystal and Niko, and even the boys... eventually. Also, Jenny's design is perhaps one of the most clearly queer-coded in the series, to the point where her being a confirmed lesbian is pretty much a no-brainer.
Esther's design oozes camp, from top to bottom. The fluffy coat, the bustier, the boots and the cane and the everything, speak to a woman who's kept with the times and yet has seen it all. There's really not a lot I can fully say about her design, other than what Charles has already said: "She looks like a witch... like, kind of a sexy witch, who smokes a lot." (Or maybe I'm just tired and running out of steam at this point, idk, I love Esther's design and I can't really put it into words.) It's also pretty fitting that her color scheme has a lot of yellow in it---after all, she's always striving for more, so what better color for her than the color of gold?
Everything about the Night Nurse's design speaks to a woman who follows rules and discipline above all else, from the pantsuit to the pinned-up hairstyles to the tie to the heels. She's also the most muted out of the main cast in terms of color, dressing mostly in browns, dull greens, and duller browns---and while I don't have a lot to go into detail about there, I feel like that's kind of a symbol of her narrow-minded and bureaucratic worldview.
And the animal characters... Jesus Christ, I fully forget that they're all being played by human actors. Tragic Mick dresses like a man who's always spent his life by the sea, layered denim and all, and it's never a stretch to see this sad, bushy-bearded, baggy-clothed fisherman and imagine him as a walrus lounging on a beach. Monty, at first glance, seems to only wear black, which would be perfectly fitting for a crow, but when he's in better lighting, you see that he dresses in layers of red and blue, calling to how he envies Charles and Edwin and clearly longs for something more---and this might just be me, but I think that even though his outfits seem fairly normal at first glance, they feel kind of like a costume for Monty more than anything else, like he's trying to emulate a teenager that he's seen on TV more than someone in real life.
The Cat King fits this just as well, with all of his outfits aligning perfectly with whatever his cat form is at the time---when he's a fluffy ginger, it's always sequins and fur coats and clothing pieces that are specifically designed to take up space and call attention, and when he's a black shorthair, it's sleek styles and shiny leather and pieces that are designed to cut an intimidating yet more subtle figure. And while I could go into detail about all of those, what really stands out to me is how clearly queer everything is---more than Jenny's alt lesbian attire, more than Esther's campy coat and corset. From the very first scene he's in, he's wearing a skirt, and it looks natural. Nothing about the way the Cat King presents himself is exaggerated, nothing about the way he dresses is played for laughs---he's flamboyant and feminine and flirty, and he looks so fucking hot while he does it. It's gorgeous.
So... yeah, uh, all the awards for the Dead Boy Detectives costume designers!
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives analysis#costume design#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#jenny green#esther finch#the night nurse#tragic mick#monty finch#the cat king
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my tita's taste in video game characters is so silly i love it
#⯠ê°á starry thoughts à»ê± *·Ë#uhh i am more aerith but she is more tifa#and she likes therion and so do i#and. that's mostly it i know. sobs! uhh she's doing black eagles route bcs she knows stuff from online a bit#but i know she likes dimitri. haha. she literally said herself she likes pretty boys... me too.....#raghh i need to do homework asap when i get home. tbh i'm not stressed. i'm good#i just need to do stuff asap is the thing! but break is so soon... happy#really excited for our lil trip vacation early april. + prom. fkbskdbsjd#gay friend of my other tita who is in the U.S. is coming too n apprently uhh he is Nice#a normal guy who happens to be gay. smth like that. but hes the only gay guy adult i really know#thats close to my. family? somewhat? just my tita but my other tita and lola have met him and hes nice#i am excited to meet him bcs as a lgbtq person. JDHSJDNS YEAH..... also american so mhm i am very curious#not in a weird way okay. just really really curious as it is in my nature to be very curious. yeah#im also very nervous tho haha i really am not good with talking to people i do not know!!! too quiet too shy#ive gotten better tho? mostly bcs im a lil energetic usually n jumpy n just myself. so its been a bit easier#idm being the one to speak up for me and lune or whatever now uhh b4 i used to be really annoyed it was usually me#but it is Fine. teehee also RAGHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW i love going outside tbh every sunday uhh#i do not want to Go Home early but gotta feed stray cats which is >>> to malls. so yeah#sooooooooooooo. idk. bye!#going to finish homework asap. funny i've done a lot of the few left but they're due like. uh. nah nvm actually#havent worked on that one due tmrw lol but ive done the easier ones mostly. oops! i gotta improve with that still#and a lot of stuff. getting there <3
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Halligan tool
uh, does that count as one word prompt? One item prompt?
Evan's about five drinks in, flushed red with his curls all mussed up and a damp spot of spilled beer on his shirt, when he collapses into Tommy's lap at their booth on his way back from the bathroom and announces with no preamble, "Babe, did you know Halligans were invented in - in nine-teen-forty-eight?"
He's so fucking cute. Tommy's not drunk - tries to drink less these days, because hangovers at forty are no joke, and he's long past his clubbing days - but Evan had wanted to go to a gay bar as part of his big queer life experience, so here they are. Evan drunk and flushed and relaxed, Tommy so smitten he thinks he'd follow this man to the grungiest WeHo bars in existence. His legs are gonna go numb if Evan stays in his lap much longer, cus Tommy's man is certainly no twink, but Tommy just wraps his arms around Evan's waist and raises an eyebrow. "Were you on Wikipedia in the bathroom?"
"There was a line," Evan explains. "Two - two guys were fucking in the only stall."
Ah. That explains why he looks a bit pinker than he did when he left. Tommy quests an exploratory hand over the crotch of Evan's jeans, hidden in the low light of their booth at the back of the the bar, and decides he'd definitely enjoyed whatever he'd heard in the bathroom. Tommy is instantly more interested in following up that line of enquiry, but â
"Babe, stop it, I'm trying to tell you something important!" Evan says, shoving Tommy's hand away. Tommy takes it back, holds it up in the air in surrender.
"About Halligan tools?" he checks. It's been a while since Tommy had to carry that classic bit of firefighter gear, but anyone who's ever worked in a firehouse knows them like an extra limb, a family member, something you could find by touch memory alone in the dark. Evan's Wikipedia spirals are cute, but Tommy can't imagine he has a brand new piece of information to tell Tommy about a metal rod nearly one hundred years old.
"Right," Evan agrees. He's sliding off Tommy's lap a bit, holding on with one hand gripping tight at the base of Tommy's neck. "Yeah, I just thought about it. About - okay, like, you know how a Halligan is like, the best thing you could ever have in a crisis? It can do a bunch of shit, like, all the basics, just by itself. It's got the claw, i-its got the blade, it's got the, what'dya call it, the pick. So it's, it's not like it can't do shit on its own, you know. But - but then, right, you combine it with a flathead, and they just fit together so perfectly? Like, they interlock and everything, they're designed for it. And then you've got an axe and a Halligan, so its even better, like, you can do even more shit, but, but, they fit together so well they're actually like, one thing when they're together? So we just call them the irons?"
Tommy looks at Evan from two inches away. They're bordering on five months together and everything still feels new, fresh, insane and invigorating and like no relationship Tommy has ever had before - the sex alone is certainly making him feel ten years younger - but at the same time, it's more settled than anything Tommy's ever had either. It feels like they know each other more than they should at this point; like it's been so easy to understand each other, to creep towards that feeling of deep and terrifying love. Tommy doesn't have a clue why Evan sounds like he's writing love poetry about firefighting equipment right now, of all times, but Tommy would listen to him do it forever.
"That's a nice way of describing it," Tommy says, smiling fondly at Evan. Evan's breath smells like beer and he's uncomfortably heavy and hot in Tommy's lap, but Tommy wouldn't trade an inch of their shared space. He runs his hand through Evan's sweaty curls. "I'd buy you a fancy new Halligan for your birthday if I wasn't a little worried I'd come home to find you in bed with it, based on how romantic you're talking about it. And I feel like that would hurt."
"Tommy," Evan complains, which gets Tommy to laugh, which makes Evan snort with laughter too. One of his broad hands thumps into Tommy's chest like a reprimand, then stays there. "You're not listening!"
"I'm listening, baby, I'm listening," Tommy assures him. He slides one hand back over the seam of Evan's jeans, just enjoying how he's so flushed and broad and squirmy. "What else about Halligan tools?"
"What I'm trying to sayâ" Evan pauses. Tugs on the back of Tommy's neck and looks right in his eyes, those big round baby blues drilling into Tommy's soul, his pink lips in a pout â "What I'm trying to say, Tommy, is I think I'm a Halligan and you're my flathead axe. I - I want to fit together with you, 'cus we make each other even better. And we're good on our own, but when we're together, I dunno, I just - I feel like we're a whole new thing. Like we need a new name. Like I was designed to fit into you. Do you get it?"
And Tommy â
"I get it," he says. He doesn't mean his voice to come out so cracked, kind of caught in the surprise of Evan, his incredible, ridiculous boyfriend - who doesn't tend to wax romantic but can make a homecooked meal or a thoughtful gesture or an offered errand feel like a declaration of love any time - confessing to him via an analogy about a titanium rod. It is so Evan that it's insane. He makes everything circle around the things he loves â his job, helping people, his family... and, lately, that list maybe includes Tommy. And Tommy has never been top of anybody's list before. He pulls on Evan's curls. "Have I mentioned lately that I fucking love how your brain works?"
Evan leans down and kisses him with a flushed, sloppy mouth.
Tommy kisses him back, and wonders if Evan also remembers that when a Halligan and a flathead axe are interlocked, they're not just called a set of irons. Sometimes, people call them a married set.
But Tommy figures he'll hold off on mentioning that for a few more months. At least until he convinces Evan to move in.
#is this ANYTHING??? the author did not rlly know what a halligan tool was before wikipediaing it-#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 fic#911 abc#bucktommy fic#ficlet#asks#mine
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the sarcophagi contain the remains of two wealthy men, one ecclesiastical who may have had the "disease of kings," and the other young and noble, but whose remains hinted at a hard life. "The first subject is identified via an identification plate on his coffin," Crubézy told Live Science in an email. The brass plate gives his name as Antoine de la Porte, who died at age 83 on Dec. 24, 1710. Crubézy said that the canon's teeth were in great shape but that there were hardly any signs of physical activity on his body, meaning this individual was likely sedentary during his lifetime. The man's big toe bone, however, did show signs of gout, a kind of inflammatory arthritis. Since gout can be triggered by drinking and eating to excess, it has often been called the "disease of kings."
The second lead sarcophagus lacked a name plate, so its occupant remains anonymous at the moment. This man was between 25 and 40 years old at death, but his body betrayed a difficult life. "He shows signs of someone who has been riding horses from a young age," CrubĂ©zy said, "and he lost most of his teeth in the years and months leading up to his death."Â
So let me get this clear. These men who were somewhere between 43-58 years age difference were both buried "underneath the central part of the transept, an area reserved for the final resting place of the elite" at the Notre Dame Cathedral ...together... alone.... without anyone recollecting who it was no clear consistent record of it - one being clearly a life long leisurely lounging clergy and the other....a young horse rider [?!?noise of disconcert as to what signs of a corpse indicate this?!?] Who somehow...found his way to be buried...next to a clergyman ...40 years his senior...under the transept....where elite are buried exclusively...
They must have been roommates.
Notre Dame's spire had 2 hidden coffins beneath it. Now, scientists know who was buried there.
The day after the world watched Notre Dame Cathedral burn three years ago, archaeologists were called to survey the damage and assist with the long and painstaking process of restoration. During excavations at the cathedral in early 2022, researchers found two unusual lead sarcophagi dating to centuries ago, but it was anyoneâs guess who was buried within them.
Now, researchers have announced their findings: the sarcophagi contain the remains of two wealthy men, one ecclesiastical who may have had the âdisease of kings,â and the other young and noble, but whose remains hinted at a hard life.
Eric CrubĂ©zy, professor of biological anthropology at the University of Toulouse III, oversaw the opening of the coffins last month and has studied the bones to learn more about the menâs age-at-death and lifestyles. âThe first subject is identified via an identification plate on his coffin,â CrubĂ©zy told Live Science in an email. The brass plate gives his name as Antoine de la Porte, who died at age 83 on Dec. 24, 1710. Read more.
#i shit you not i have 100 percent convinced myself this is gay content#look we cannot simply overlook what we have learned about the catholic church and pretend it does not apply here potentially is all i amsay#i'm just making the observations and cutting out the fluff#the horse riding part does disconcert me i will not lie. it is disturbing to know now like i hadnt before that that is a thing.#im just making assumptions of what it entails and whether or not their assessment is uh lacking perspective but im broken so#i have zero faith left in humanity so the horrors i can imagine happening its really probably best left in the safelock of my skull#nothin in nothin out thats the safelock of my skull. its great.#AM I WRONG THO AM I WRONG TO SAY THIS HAS GOT TO BE A GAY COUPLE AM. I. WRONG. you can tell by my punctuation it is a rhetorical q.#listen i will work into my vocab "you are gayer than an 80 yr old clergyman buried next to a 40 yr old jockey under the notre dame cathedra#it'll be a roast of a lifetime. and it will be my best friend.#this is also a tip on how to work fun fax into your conversations. just insult someone with it.#i got another: you have more holes in you than a bed bug. because they have multiple vaginas. that one needs more work shopping.#that was after it has already been work shopped some. originally it was simple telling someone that bed bugs have decoy genitals and i mean#the reaction wasnt great i think the person has avoided me since yes i work in the same place but its totally cool its finnnnne#actually i think they dont work there anymore.#i am so good at making friends and working with people and stuff like that :)#so as i was saying about criticizing the catholic church.#ok im out#thnx for reading#or sorry i guess idk
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rating every zuko ship (cause that mf is shipped with everyone)
CLICKBAIT!!! this isnât every zuko ship just the main ones i immediately lied lol. idk if any of these are hot takes or not but please donât crucify me (might do a part 2 where itâs azula ships)
Jinko - Zuko/Jin
6/10
awwww itâs cute (for what it is)
and what it is was one singular date that was never really mentioned again
i really appreciate how jin is so unperturbed by zukoâs awkward angst and just genuinely likes him
howevvver sheâs kinda one dimensional (as sheâs only in like an episode) and i just donât see this going anywhere longterm
less a ship, more a vehicle for zukoâs character development lol
Jetko- Zuko/Jet
3/10
jet being zukoâs first gay encounter is canon in my eyes
donât ship them however cause i hate jet with the fire of a thousands suns
similar issues to jin as well where their interactions are extremely limited so personally have no clue how this could be a long term thing
Maiko- Zuko/Mai
5/10
i am so impartial on this ship itâs not even funny.
i get that itâs canon. i get that izumi looks suspiciously like mai so itâs endgame. i just donât see HOW?? it feels as if the writers realised zutara was becoming popular and were like âOH SHIT WE GOTTA DEFUSE THIS SITUATION SOMEHOWâ
their relationship is basically just mai being a cold asshole and zuko being an angry asshole and thereâs no change or development between EITHER OF THEM
however when theyâre cute theyâre cute !!!!
âi love zuko more than i fear youâ COLDEST LINE EVER
however again itâs like - you had a crush on him as a kid. he was BANISHED. you dated for like a month as teens. you argued the whole time. he left again- and shortly after you saved him from prison, but then you were imprisoned partly due to his actions. you get back together again, he becomes the ruler of a country, and then youâre surprised itâs isolating him/making him even more of an asshole???
on the other hand we as a society need to admit that zuko is weirdly possessive of her (ig thatâs a positive if ur a booktok romance girlie but im not). like if i was mai i wouldnât put up with that toxic shit either
at the end of the day, i honestly donât care that theyâre canon lol- but i think theyâd probably best as a bitchy best friend duo
Zukaang - Zuko/Aang
1/10
not round here partner. not round here
my first issue is the age gap is objectively extremely weird if examined in canon. leaving it at that
i get that this is grumpy x sunshine in a way the other ships arenât to me- but weâve only ever seen these two characters interact with each other when thereâs (again) A WEIRD AGE GAP
they are bros in the least homosexual way possible
the cherry on top of this situation is: isnât aang the reincarnation of his great grandpa? isnât that giving slight, uh, inc*st vibes??? imagine if people shipped korra and jinora isnât that just WEIRD???
Zuki - Zuko/Suki
8/10
is this my most controversial take ???
i am a sucker for bodyguard x royal family dynamics guys
and the fact that this is girlboss x malewife is even BETTER
suki seems the most competent at handling his pissy ass in a way the other people on this list arenât
like sheâs real. sheâs not sugarcoating his situation, BUT SHES COMPASSIONATE !!
i donât like throuples typically but suzukki is even eliter than this, which removes the whole âgoing against the bro codeâ element that arises from them being together
also i feel like if you havenât read the comics this doesnt make sense At All so please do
-2 points for the lack of tangible reason to ship them lol
Zutara - Zuko/Katara
7.5/10
okay this one makes the most logistical sense to me within canon (solely examined as a zuko ship not overall)
it really seems as if they were gonna make this canon and swerved circa book 2
LIKE CMONNNN OG ENEMIES TO LOVERS WHERE THE GUY ACTUALLY HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND ISNâT JUST EVIL? FIRE X WATER? ITS INTRIGUING
something about this makes me uncomfortable though. (despite the age gap which again a little weird)
something about katara potentially becoming the fire lady is so⊠icky. sheâs a waterbender. the fire nation tried to systematically erase her kind. her mother is killed by the fire nation because they think sheâs a waterbender. and kataraâŠ. what, becomes part of the royal family? it just seems wrong, and like something she wouldnât be into
also i feel like their arguments would be a little too NUCLEAR. thereâs like, a 50% chance of divorce
she deserves a better ending than that is all iâm saying
to paraphrase the hunger games: katara has plenty of fire herself. SHE NEEDS THAT DANDELION IN THE SPRING MAN
(iâm a kataang truther)
Zukka - Zuko/Sokka
9/10
my zuko related otp!!!
bros to lovers guys, where zuko falls first but sokka falls HARDER !!!
ik this will never be canon and im happy with that. i know thereâs not even a whisper of romance between them in the show, but i just think itâs c u t e .
sokka (like suki) is very likely to call zuko out on his shit, but less likely to lose his own shit (like katara)
this in my heart of hearts is 10/10 however is still problematic in a similar way to zutara
his mother is killed by the fire nation and he (presumably) becomes consort ?
however though, i would still say itâs not as ruhroh as zutara bc firstly, sokka isnât a waterbender, and secondly, âconsortâ is a lot more open to interpretation than i think fire lady is. in my opinion a consort â a fire lady, just like irl a consort â a queen. it kinda means he can still be ambassador to the southern water tribe/a leader of his own people, while just so happening to be married to the fire lord.
overall i canât help but stan a friends to lover ship cmOn now
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zutara#zukka#maiko#jetko#jinko#zukaang#zuki#zuko#aang#katara#suki#sokka#shipping discourse#shitpost#kataang
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