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sernhuh · 14 hours ago

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Sketched the detective

"Wanna piece of this?"

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #noel finley #still can't accept that his last name is finley #actually not his lastname #charlie dowd #malevolent fanart #noel malevolent #detective noel

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fffuckthelaxbros · 2 years ago

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alternatively‚

Also if you’ve only read the main comic so far I recommend also checking out the extras tag! There’s a lot more fun stuff in there (like. A lot)

#gonna be honest this was mostly to set up the second joke #omgcp #none of this is answered by that tag tho so:#1)#fry guy’s that dude in I think year 3 at the game that shitty and jack were at #they spilled fries on him. and I think he shows up a few more times after that.#to be disturbed by the smh #and people made edits with him for a while #2)#swoops is one of Kent’s teammates from an extra and it wasn’t even his name it was a basketball term.#and ngozi didn’t know that’s what we were calling him until someone asked about him during a livestream I think.#his name is Jeff Lastname (he has a last name I just can’t remember it rn)#3)#and I have no idea where holster’s knee injury came from.#as far as I can tell not supported by canon except that he was in juniors and then he wasn’t. possibly and probably completely made up <3 #I actually do not know how much of that is common knowledge this is a very accurate joke.#….#actually hang on I’m trying to remember if johnson is ever in the comic like. metaphysically.#WAIT he’s in the dibs hockey shit.

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moralcandy · 4 months ago

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first chip jrwi drawing‼️

#jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #jrwi #chip james #moral's murals #tried giving him some moles so i hope that came across well ^^#i remembered his axe earring!!!!! :D and i gave him a nose piercing because i thought it'd look cool :)#i had fun with this one :D #also i recently learned what the alpha lock function was on flipaclip and i think it is actually so amazing #← like it is crazy how much time i've saved from when i used to have to just. draw over my outlines with a different colour lmao #i read a post abt image descriptions and noticed some issues with the way i write them so i fixed it to hopefully be a bit better ^^#what is chip looking at? who knows #i am haunted by the fact that like 60% of my drawings are characters drawn from the shoulders up #← and looking in a different direction than they are facing. like it is almost kinda embarrassing lmao #ive like never drawn chip once before this for some reason?? now that i think abt it its probably because i couldn't get his hair right lmao #jrwi chip #chip lastname #chip bastard

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thorfishcrusher · 7 months ago

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i cannot explain why but i went YEARS thinking snotlout had a crush on eret in httyd2

i almost vividly remember snotblunt being all "ohhh he thinks hes SO strong and SOO cool and SOOO hot good lord i want him so bad" and his character development throughout the whole thing was just going from outwardly hating eret to very obviously thinking hes attractive. not that it wasn't obvious in the first place.

and when i finally rewatched the movie i was like "wait just a second...."

was i subconsciously grouping the whole ass movie with big man on berk??? was my 7 year old brain just chilling on a completely different intellectual plain??? what in gods name made me believe that??? how was it not canon???????????? i remembered it so clearly. sigh

#let's ignore the fact i havent actually finished that rewatch #i forgor #the brainrot is real #its so fucking real #snotlout jorgenson #eret son of eret #is eret son of eret his last name #like if i looked at his birth certificate would it say lastname: son of eret

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sqlmn · 4 months ago

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Art I did during my break but don't wanna post on main but you know what. I like Levi and Richard (and Arienne the redhead).

Basically, Levi and Richard go to school together, Richard decides to go by the name Richard and the only person to without question go along with "I'm a boy now" is Levi who calls him Dick. And then gets into fist fights with boys that don't call him Richard. So Richard falls pretty much in love in school then his parents divorce and he moves away.

Many years later (10+) Richard meets Levi again and it's very much nothing grand. Levi overhears Richard introducing himself to someone and is like "lmao Dick? You work here now? Sucks to be you" and Richard is immediately 'I love him so much I hate myself for how easily I give up all dignity for him' but yeah. They work in different departments so Levi does more behind the scenes stuff while Richard talks to clients and is very social.

And their coworkers in both departments love Richard because he's such a nice guy and Levi's department hates Levi a lot cause he's an asshole. (then stuff happens that would require a tw blah blah blah) So after a month of Levi not being at work he returns and Richard immediately goes over to the department to check on him and he's just. Incredibly mellow. No cussing and no cockiness and worst of all, he's being called Richard which is very much not correct from Levi. So he points it out that no one else calls him Dick and if he had a problem with it he would have said something by now so hey, maybe don't suddenly change the entire friendship on your own. (So Levi texts him later to say "sorry for being a dick, Dick" and Richard is v happy and content with that turn out)

Richard is honestly tragically created out of spite for the fact I saw a name IRL and I know that the state that I live in would in fact NOT have someone that intentionally funny and trans so I have to make my own funny trans guy to fill the void.

#a redemption arc from the sidelines #look im sorry but the guy who my mom and i voted for as one of our constables cannot be as genuinely funny as he is in my head #the guy has ruined my life with his billboard election thing and the fact my mom even REMEMBERS the billboard for his campaign?#yeah it was obnoxiously yellow and red and also he uses his nickname on the campaign #which youd think is fine or cringe normally but when you look at it and realize his firstname nickname lastname all have slang meanings #id like to point out though that not only did he have the funniest campaign billboard but no one even ran against him it was just him #i actually made a trans oc because the funniest name ive ever seen irl inspired me #theres a lot of trauma and cute interactions between levi and richard in my head but i dont think everyone cares #but i think its very funny that i told someone extensive stories from my thoughts about them #and she would go thats so cute WAIT NO HOLD ON OUCH #and then i told someone else haha so i have been telling someone stuff about my ocs and its been whiplash to her C:#and told oh its probably fine she's probably enjoying hearing it #so i said an example and it was oh thats cute followed by (lying down emote)#fwiw i dont actually know what their job is i just want them at the same company but different areas of expertise #thats literally all i got im sorry

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limielle · 1 year ago

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icarus' evolution through the expacs... i characterise him as a loserboy bocchama spoilt brat but he actually has deep characterisation okay

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ratislatis · 2 years ago

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idk why it’s just coming to me now but I remember feeling this cold, white catharsis upon realizing that it wasn’t Freddie’s decision to give Glenn that panic attack. It was Anthony’s. And the way he said it, so finite, “Glenn is having a panic attack.” in a tone that was used before only to set up a disastrous scene.

It hurt, a lot, because in the weirdest way possible that’s exactly what having a panic attack is like. You’re sitting there with your world crashing down around you and then a disembodied narrator suddenly says, “This bitch shutting down.” (Distinctly in a Stanley Parable manner.)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close #using the team’s actual names instead of ‘mr/mrs lastname’ was fucking traumatizing but I did it so nobody would get confused #anyway I wanted to say something in the tags that I couldn’t above because I can’t add breaks while on mobile #so tw for active shooter DRILLS if you’re reading this #one time. not too long ago #we had an active shooter drill at school while I was in orchestra #and as soon as I heard that my body went ‘oh hell no’ but I have anxiety so I ignored it #and we got outside #and the whole music department was huddled in the parking lot #and it was a beautiful day #and I was shaking #and I turn to my acquaintance maddie and I go #‘I think im having a panic attack’#and then I start laughing hysterically. and I bend over with a hand on her shoulder because there are tears streaming down my face #and my conductor bless his gay soul he comes over like ‘what is going on’#and I had to shuffle to the bhr while an imaginary shooter was in the school #because I tried to Not have a panic attack and besties. take it from me. nobody has IGNORED a panic attack and lived to tell the tale #anyway. glenn just like me fr LMAO

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march-of-the-moths · 22 days ago

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trick or treat ^_^

TREAT : damon sinclair cube

#asteranswer #trick or treat #this is the first time I lastname drop him on here actually I think. Hi tumblr his last name is sinclair

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everwisp · 2 years ago

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my take on what could’ve been his 9th play look 😔✊🏼

#a3!#guy nishiki #guy a3 #guy lastname #did I draw this instead of sleeping? yes I did #liber missed out on making salt n pepper haired guy #and dare I say dilf–#I’ve been having visions of salt n pepper haired guy and finally gave in #I remember seeing this costume and thinking something was lacking and now poof #I actually have no idea about his character in the play but I’ve improved on it #I tried to make him look older but idk if it worked out #this is my favorite piece I’ve made of him so far lmao #swooning as we speak #this won’t be the last time I draw salt n pepper guy mark my words #ok ok imma head to bed #ever arts

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jrueships · 9 months ago

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.... oh really now 🤨 ? .... show me 😼.

#prove it.#2gb hd heavenly sound quality video RIGHT now.#NOW!!!!!!!#i always thought jonas was hot #i mean after i learned he wasnt an athletic jonas brother who took his viking wifes lastname bcs he is a gentlefolk #i always did #even though he always took my 5'7 myplayers rebounds in mycareer #he carries the same majestic nature of a humble lumberjack wiping sweat from his brow with his torn off .plaid shirt sleeves #..idk why i keep thinking hes a lumberjack #idk why i keep thinking about lumberjacks actually #they evict squirrels #i should hate them #maybe i should study why i must romanticize The Enemy #jaren must be getting it so good when jonas is on break from carrying his team with the strength of an underappreciated underrated deity #when theyre done jonas talks about his favorite team winning the superbowl (again😑.) and jaren just nods without knowing anything #he thinks jonas is talking about soccer football #jaren: jonas i want something that will scent up our room [c:#jaren: let's get an air freshener !!! I will research.#jonas: OKAY :)#and then while scouraging the forest in a ripped sleeve open jacket with nothing underneath #he discovers a good smelling fruit from a tree & his MUST PLEASE WIFE synapses activate #'WIFE WANT GOOD SMELL. wife will be happy with MY good smell... GET SMELL FOR WIFE!!'#so he just rips the entire fruit tree and its roots out of the earth and replants it in their room with some of the branches out the window #jarens okay with it bcs somehow. the tree is still alive thanks to jonas's herculean strength #and also jonas promises to rake up its leaves everyday #jaren likes to trim the tree into aesthetically pleasing shapes as a form of working meditation #jaren

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ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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when i say that forsblad ring picture has law firm vibes this is what i mean

#topical!#and what im about to say is something im not sure will make sense to people outside #but anyways i think the forsblad law firm ads would be at the same levels of this accident clinic ad campaign run down here over the years #so its this white guy whos trying to market to latinos so his ads are in spanish and because hes a gringo at first his ads were kinda #annoying but over the years its just transformed from him just talking to the camera to whole 30 second productions like #riding a horse in full cowboy getup in a movie star saves the girl kind of way and winking at the camera #or playing basketball in the most highschool musical esque set dressing or parachuting out of a fucking plane #over the years its gotten to the point where i go oooo whats mr [insert lastname] got for me here #i actually look forward to the 15 to 30 second absurdity of a productuon like i would die for that old man genuinely #hes a part of my childhood his accent is comforting instead of grating he is dear to me #anyways i just think forsblad attorney ads are just forsy using ekkys movie star face to promote their law firm #and having an excuse to dress ekky up all pretty because god forbid this model of a man actually take advantage of it #and not bring ace attourney into this but-#(gets dragged offstage by multiple secret service agents while they cover my mouth)

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stellarwaffles · 2 years ago

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Wait the resort guy called Jestro “Mr. Harlequin”. Is that Jestro’s last name or is the guy just calling him that?

#i cant tell all of the characters have puns for names is that actually jestros lastname if so how does the guy know?#the wiki doent mention at all but theres not really a whole lot on the wiki #nexo knights #nexo knights jestro #is his name jestro harlequin?#should i tag that? or is the guy just calling jestro whatever he wants?#jestro harlequin

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gorefreaklintjrwi · 6 months ago

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Kieran Sunpetal is so "I wish I never met her. I wish I could go back in time and accept that I'm a monster, I love her so much and I've only caused her pain. They were right, I am a monster. It is my nature to be violent, to kill, no matter how hard I try I will always lose control." 🥰

#ratmouse talkshow #original character #kieran sunpetal #my favoritre vampire pirate guy who just wants to make everyone happy #this about kieran and aidyn. btw. they make me sad (i literally created them)#also sunpetal isnt his ACTUAL lastname because he forgot what it was when he turned into a vampire but he's really close with the-#-sunpetal family so he uses that as his last name too

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unanimoustwins · 7 months ago

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THEY GAVE A CHIP A TRAMP STAMP THAT TRACKS HOW MUCH FINANICAL DEBT THEYRE IN WITH A FUCKIN SEA MONSTER???? in the famous words of bizlychannel "oh bruh..."

#guess i know what im drawing later #jrwi riptide ep 85 #jrwi riptide #chip lastname #tell me thats not his actual rag thats so sad 😭

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encrucijada · 10 months ago

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you know maybe i should rewatch the queen's gambit and continue my dreamers au for that. and also because i just love the show and wanna watch it again

#sorry thinking about the benny/beth scenes in new york and how they're sunstars #i'm too dumb for chess so in my version it's upstart rockstar/aspiring prima ballerina #i might still include the chess bets in the new york apartment just because i think the tension is great #and piedad and adam both being decent enough at chess to challenge each other with it compels me #adam grabbing piedad's arm and saying “do you still like my hair?” and then cut to them after having sex? brilliant. actual sunstars scene #the au also features piedad's maternal grandma who is never a thing in keep staring #but if we're following pjo canon that makes her mnemosyne and i am very attached to mnemosyne for no reason at all #i've also been thinking about giving up on making piedad's second lastname thai and just naming them narváez conejo. because jeje rabbit #also if you've noticed me call adam. adam guerra. you're not imagining things i did flip the order of his lastnames for keep staring lmao #he's adam rubio in pjo because rubio feels like a son of apollo lastname. but adam guerra in keep staring because guerra means war <3 #anyway. queen's gambit... sunstars... hear me out #pia.txt #pia writes fanfic

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maddie-grove · 9 months ago

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I love my husband but one time he said, with utmost confidence, that when a person has two given names (a first and a middle) and one is Biblical and the other is not, the Biblical name always goes first. And I was like, “But my first name is Emily (not in the Bible) and my middle name is Elizabeth (in the Bible, notably John the Baptist’s mother).” And he was like “yeah, I always thought that was weird.”

#I’m not sure this is actually a pattern in his own family #I think it’s just him and his brother and the male ancestors they were named after #I think it’s weird that his brother’s given names are the full name of the founder of a Christian denomination #that his family doesn’t belong to #think naming your kid John Knox Lastname if you weren’t Presbyterian #anyway there was a religious requirement re: my name #dad wanted at least one name to be a saint’s name #both are #otherwise most women on my dad’s side are named Katie or Margaret #and on my mom’s side I come from a long line of women named. like. Vestie or Loleen #none of those words are in the Bible

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