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watching two dozen interviews of wes ball talk about how he made the maze runner movies is genuinely such a pleasure to watch. it's so so clear that he deeply loves the content of the maze runner books while still understanding that they're fucking insane and makes next to no sense. the vision he has for the movies are unparalleled, the way he slims down the books while still upping the character moments is so impressive!! he was able to capture the heart of the series while still making it really accessible to a general audience. it has a clear trilogy feel to it, which a lot of trilogies do NOT have. and the best part is the cast LOVES him, you can tell just by the way they describe and poke fun of wes that this project would NOT work without him. also the way the cast NEVER talks about dashner is so fucking good. they're like 'omg there's wes, the genius, doing a one man show haha so silly, ily wes' and then it hard cuts to someone being like 'james is on set a lot.'
#the main reason why i started reading the book was because of the social phenomenon#i mean when has there been a case where the movies are so much more beloved than the actual books????#half way through scorch. i understand now.#ONE SINGLE THING I WILL SAY THAT THE BOOKS DO BETTER#is minho#minho had a lot of LIFE in the books#he's arrogant#he's a bastard#and hes so funny actually#i love him in the movies too#ki hong lee is a great minho but its very very clear they chose newt over him to focus on#which is a real shame because theyre a trio for a reason yk#actually in general the books are actually hilarious#ALSO my theory is#wes ball was so charmed by TBS that he changed some shit around#my favorite interview of wes ball was him describing TBS' audition#saying how he was just so magnetic and he was immediately drawn to the idea of him about newt#WES BALL IS JUST LIKE ME FR#mine#maze runner#tmr#alex reads tmr
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I think it's really annoying that leo has completely falsified memories of jason too and this is barely acknowledged in the books
#it is also barely acknowledged by the fandom but I blame the books for that#call me crazy but I think that's a big deal actually!#he grew up with nothing! no close friends! now his memories of his best friends are fake!#the whole tlh gang obviously become close in the end but I just think leo and jason in particular warranted more thought#rick clearly doesn't dwell on it with leo bc friendships and romance are not given the same weight#one of the first things pov jason says about leo is “if someone like this guy is my friend then my life must be messed up”#(not a callout of jason I think it was hilarious and understandable. he is So Confused)#but idk instead leo's reaction in the books is mostly framed as Ok finally I don't have to be the third wheel anymore#Wait fuck they're dating again anyway!#which is also understandable but I would love to also see him Struggle More with the fact that those memories aren't even real to begin wit#something something friendships are just as valuable and significant and consequential as romances#leo valdez#jason grace#rr crit#<- this is barely a fleshed out criticism of the books themselves but just in case#pjo hoo toa#I could say something about how people hate jiper for this same reason but I won't bc I don't care about jiper really#beyond my general feelings that the way their breakup was written was one of rick's worst writing moments
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also i realize i'm saying all these noble and beautiful things about the channel from the purest depths of my heart. but actually i'm also just doing this because i fucking love the witcher books and it pisses me off that people don't know about them that much in english and i can only go for so long (seven years) with people not knowing that there are books. or that the witcher is from the 90s. or polish.
#'whatt i didnt know the witcher was polish. wait where is poland' funky music stops.#like statements that just crush your soul?? my god netflix did a number on the witcher's perception#'so is it based on the video game? the book? there is a book?'#'waaait the second season wasn't accurate to the books? wdym...?'#>knowing the witcher >knowing henry cavill >not knowing who andrzej sapkowski is#when the literal writing is like inseparable from polish and that's why the translation is so hard#when the literal story is like chock full of allegories and references to real life polish history#and it only exists because of a very interesting time in contemporary polish history#like i'm not mad at the PEOPLE who don't know about the witcher i'm mad about how it's been TREATED#with witcher 3's fame at least people who knew the game generally knew a little more maybe#with netflix it's like no one knew anything about the actual witcher and it was really really sad#i do blame the artistic direction but i also blame the marketing and the writing and everything to do with everything#because how are they supposed to know if no one told them. if witcher here has been so separated from what it actually is and is about#like why not just leave witcher alone and get into any other fantasy. there is so much other fantasy out there. witcher is just one of them#yes and that is the plan in 10 years time but#it's not just about reading for personal enjoyment but for what witcher deserves in the english language space now#the witcher series is about suffering but idk if its characters or IT ITSELF has suffered more#zoltan chivay voice 'there IS something like reciprocity after all'#witcher helped me so now i want to help it. i will not abandon you in your time of need !#maybe people know more about the witcher than i think and i've just been incredibly unlucky in my experiences but#people thinking there is only netflix and the third game maybe would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking sad#IV
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lmao condal will be like 'noo why do people like d*emon he's not a good guy!!!' but he won't have the balls to make d*emon explicitly be the evil that he is in the book re: b&c lmao.
#tbd#anti team black#anti daemon targaryen#pro team green#anti hotd#it would've been way more fun if it really was clown on clown violence but instead#like i expected rhae_nry_a to not be involved in that but LMAO#I feel they really try to wash de*mon's hand of any accountability bc dur hur bur he only said aemond#also it really takes the teeth and rage out of the decision imo#like that was a calculated you stole an heir from her i'm gonna take an heir from you lmao#it's like a son for a son bc the impact of the revenge needing to be the same?#hilarious#like girl sorry i wanted my book version of just#you know [grabs the popcorn] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT#instead it's now this#please for the love of god i am using all the anti tags but i have to use a general spoiler tag so dead dove do not eat ok?#this is for haters like me i don't have the energy for diskhorse actually#hotd spoilers
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It turns out you don't have to worry about bots scraping your fiction to feed AI when your brother FEEDS IT TO THE AI HIMSELF!!!!
#letting my family read my fiction was apparently a mistake#my brother centers a large portion of his personality around thinking that chatgpt is hilarious#and saying things like 'you should write all your stories with ai because it's better and all books suck' any time writing is mentioned#but i never thought!#that his immediate response#to me trying to let the family engage with this part of my life by sending the link to my published story in the family group chat#would be to copy-paste it to chatgpt and tell it to generate a critical review#mind you: he has not read a word of the story himself#the less than 1000 word story#he has tried to apologize by saying he will actually read it as if this is something i should be grateful for#after he's already done this#another brother has tried to console me by pointing out it probably would have been scraped anyway#BUT I WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK FOR IT!
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ok well. unfortunate news: sometimes ur niche is so niche u've already niched the niche. this is exactly the same as the feeling of hitting the end of ur ship tag in ao3 🥲
*edit: sorry i accidentally named like every character ever in the tags so ppl are Seeing this post who dont have the benefit of so much as a single crumb of context. if i accidentally namedropped ur blorbo its bc of this post:
anyway. i was excited for recs bc i also enjoy this genre of fictional character. unfortunately as above the niche is niched, it turns out. at least for me, content enjoyer georg, who has apparently already seen or read everything anyone else has already seen or read except for a small handful of specific media properties that i do not wish to see or read for various personal reasons and also not literally everything ever... just the same things as everyone else has already seen and read... u get the idea. ok thnks 👍🏻
#*slowly morosely untucks the bib and folds it up again#smh#idk if that post breached containment in the wrong direction or what but there were like 3ppl apiece talking about good actual examples#and those were like 99% media i already reaaaadddd im tearjngn my hair out#but far and away most ppl flat out missed the brief#like i think out of almost four thousand tags about four tagged ghost. four tagged geralt. three andrew minyard. etc#sobbung im sad for me AND for yall like this is ur jam and the best u can put up for example is dean winchester????#listen i know im on the supernatural site. voluntarily. but ur really gonna tell me thats the best u can do 😭😭#like a solid handful said bucky barnes. good solid classic example i'll give it to u but its 2024 😭😭😭😭😭😭#all respect to the ppl tagging ocs tho y'all are real 🫡 bc its looking like if we want it we do gotta get in the trenches and write it 😔✊#anywya i came away with approximately one and a half recs and then 3-4 repeated vouchers for media i know i am just never gonna consume rip#and the rest of yall.. have some kinda different media literacy situation going on we went thru v different english programs i fear#😔😔#angie.txt#like i believe the boba fett girlies are right and on to something but i am simply not going down the mouse route on my own dime#so those recs are. moot#not a single trigun mention i dont think.. not vash or nick or i wouldve even given a pass to a shoutout for knives#some of u said kaz and i havent read the books but even just based on the tv series p sure i can respect that.#one i have to look into asap is whoever evan kelmp(?) is- whatever hes from im not familiar and seems promising.#izzy hands im so sorry. im fundamentally incapable of watching ofmd unfortunately i watched black sails first#wasnt aware it was going to ruin other pirate related media for me when i made that decision 😭😭#i respect the arcane shoutouts but i do think it's hilarious that no two of u called out the same character.#murderbot obviously#i just think some of yall are so close yet so far and i want better for us all so goddamn badlyyy#update: i checked and op seems to have been generalizing off of boba fett/wolverine/magneto etc and yeah that tracks#smbdy said john wick - more than one actually- and while i hear u i also invite u to consider:#that man's singular desire is literally to go back into retirement in peace all he wanted was a quiet night in a rocking chair w that dog..#i dont think id go so far as to say he wouldnt know what to do with a warm bed if he got it. or attach himself to sbdy attack dog style atp#ykwim#somebody said patrick bateman.. yall are just listing names atp. darth vader? kylo? all right pack it up folks
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#part of me is very happy and very excited about a potential sequel! most of me isn't#I don't know if its that I don't want to see a 2nd movie ruin the books further#or that I don't want to see Aric onscreen#but a sequel might actually kill me#that being said I'd LOVE a sequel and please let this be true lmao#this is my only shot at getting japeth movie content and im going to take it whether I like it or not#and also just. more sge content to talk about in general#im sort of lying when I say I don't want to see Aric onscreen I kinda do I want to see how they approach it it'd be funny#also ginger Aric is a possibility based on lady lessos casting. which would be hilarious#tsfgae#sge#the school for good and evil#school for good and evil#sfgae#japethposting
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"The handmaiden is male gazey" did you know lesbians like fucking other women sexy style? Did you know that a large theme in the handmaiden was the male gaze and misogyny and if you can't separate explorations of a harmful idea from endorsements of it you may be hopeless?
guys I knew it I knew that would be a comment inflammatory enough to attract my first hate anon cut the cameras we did it bois :D
#did you know *I'm* a lesbian that is into that shit also? no because reading comprehension website#they're shot like they're doing that for the cameras not for each other so kind of shoots the message on the foot depending on how you look#never said it's endorsement I said it made *me* uncomfortable and bored because I've seen a dozen movies like that and I'm tired#not to mention this is a critical darling of a film#I'm well aware it isn't the movies fault that a bunch of film bros talk about how hot the scenes are but it still irks me#and were the people in charge of the filmaking process women btw? NO much less queer women they were mostly cis men#she had absolutely no qualms about playing a homosexual character#which in Korea actors can be considerably reluctant to do.#<- those two are straight from an interview with the guy the gayness was novelty and shock value#not to mention bestie it was inspired by a book go sing the praises of that while you're at it#that's where the thread of criticism towards the institutions of misogyny were pulled from#In Fingersmith Waters uses her depiction of lesbian love between Maud and Sue to challenge a variety of hetero-patriarchal norms#my god that name's hilarious#you don't need to defend the honor of a queer story that was adapted with a straight audience in mind#and this convinced me to check the book out idk about you but I'd rather see the version actually told by a lesbian 😊#a tag for asks#also ut's queerness is very gender identity related and I think people generally don't appreciate that as much as they do sex stuff
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what's the post about the competent lieutenant fantasy genre??? i just read wolf hall and luv'd it and am curious tehe
EXCELLENT QUESTION
it is this post on the thrilling newly coined microgenre whose name i slightly misremembered, BUREAUCRAT FICTION. best captured in its appeal, for me personally, in this requirement:
should include at least one scene where the protagonist is unironically applauded-perhaps for the first time in their life-for filling out a form really good.
this was an excellent, even life-changing discovery, revealing to me an interest i have always unknowingly had, and i hope op doesn't mind me suggesting that one transformers fic as an addition to the canon
#im right though. theres a lot of sexy catharsis about how much better he is at generating the staff roster than anyone's ever been.#box opener#peachpulpeuse#ive read everything on that list except the hilary mantell novels and enjoyed them ftr#however. i suspect HotE does not hold up after the first read#though i haven't actually tried to reread it im just basing on the fact that reading HotE was a rollicking good time and i only got one pag#into the sequel before feeling secondhand embarrassment on behalf of the author so strong that i had to get up and pace around the room#so buyer beware you may have a corny but rollicking time... Once#im sure id also enjoy thomas cromwell rpf but i started the first one at a life moment when i was not possessed of the attention span#that i usually need to start a new never-before-seen book where people have a lot of artistically grim sheep tragedies right off the bat#i'll get there sometime though.
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#listen I think I have a right to experience A Lot of annoyance over all this because I had to see ‘criticisms’ like that so often#this is a particularly hilarious one the same level as the people complaining about Daisy and Billy being the only ones on the Aurora cover#(there are changes with the shoot but them being the only two on the cover is the same as in the book lmao ya’ll can not read apparently#‘it’s an insult to the message of the book because it’s supposed to be the whole band on the cover and not just the Billy and Daisy show uw#you are talking about the scene in the book where the entire band in interview is mad/bitter about how they ended up going with only DB#on the cover even years later while Daisy and Billy in their interviews gush over how gorgeous and iconic the cover featuring just them is#like … ya’ll are conflating a general sentiment those chars were allowed to express with what the actual scene was grrr#it’s one of the best funniest parts of the book too like I love that part…#and if the complaint was ‘I’m sad the other interviews weren’t as extensive at that part in the show’ totally would be valid crit to me#I would have liked them to show everyone reacting in interviews too (they did show them esp Eddie be unhappy about it but#your right there wasn’t as much specific exploration in the show of how the side chars were effected. But they’re still side chars with sid#plots in the book lol#also only Karen actually deserves to be explored as a char the rest I’m more than fine with getting less and then instead investing far mor#in developing Simone’s plot and arc.)#there’s stuff with Graham I do think could have been useful/worth while thematically if they’d had the 13eps and could do it all (and I’m a#Graham hater xd) but I certainly wouldn’t prioritize it over the things the show did focus on#and it’s not remotely high on my list of things they didn’t focus on as much as I wanted. ofc#in fact like I said… I thought it was so funny they did not gaf about the Dunne brothers relationship 😭#like it is an interesting dynamic in the book there are good scenes. but I’m obsessed with their choice to not give anything to any of#Billy’s dynamics that aren’t the love triangle points and Teddy. respectable af#vs Daisy and to a lesser extent Camila both have way more developed dynamics outside of him incred#(another reason ‘they made Daisy and Camila center around Billy’ crit makes me roll my eyes#like in the sense that the love triangle is elevated in terms of focus sure. and people are free to have qualms about that choice#basically saying the show prioritized the romance for the characters and char work is accurate. saying they did that more for the girls and#less for Billy idk what show you were watching
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Take no shit, give no fucks.
Source: Generation X (1994) #33, by Larry Hama (writer), Steve Harris (pencils), Scott Hannah (finishes), and RS/Comicraft/EM (lettering)
#x men#emma frost#generation x#larry hama#steve harris#scott hanna#richard starkings#comicraft#who’s em? no idea#how does anyone put a comic in their portfolio when your credits are sometimes so abbreviated#Jubilee is probably actually an elder millennial#which i find hilarious#for some reason#I actually photographed this off of a physical comic book!#I’m committed enough to reading all of Generation X that I have physical back issues#Because Emma and Banshee are so fantastic
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Generally speaking, the gender separation makes sense for all the reasons stated above, because it's a common denominator that commonly delineates these types of major body differences that provide different advantages which are "unfair" to people without those advantages.
It's when you have uncommon outliers that now you're suddenly unable to categorize them by the gender system, which results in intrusive measurements (testosterone levels would be one of them, actually).
Frankly, any time you're trying to determine a quality of a person's physical body in order to categorize them somehow, this is an invasion of privacy, and people should be asking why this has to be done at all. Why are you making it about someone's body, and not about their performance?
If the world decides that gender isn't good enough to provide the right "fairness" to the most amount of people, then banish all categorization for sports. Sports are competitive. People who play them should succeed or fail based on their own merit, and stacked up against everyone else, regardless of physical traits.
The end goal is to determine the best of the best. It is ultimately a judgment of the highest skill levels and the most applicable physical attributes. Lump everyone into the same pool and have them go at it, and who ever rises to the top is the true winner. Everyone else can be ranked accordingly. Stop giving participation prizes just because you can't compete in more demanding categories. If you're number 163 in the world because your weight and skill placed you there, then so be it. Success in sports will ultimately run up against very real physical and genetics barriers, and that's just the way it is.
Why do we segregate sports by sex?
Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!
#sports lol#I think everything about sports is hilarious#but like#there are real and understandable reasons to segregate sports by gender#because there are real physical differences and differences in certain strengths in which gender plays a major role#anyone who doesn't want to recognize that is just being silly#so it's EASY actually to understand all the recent angst about who belongs in what category and what's REALLY fair to everyone involved#and like yeah. if that's the little sandcastle you built for yourselves. in which gender is the be-all end-all#of your little sportsy categories#then as a matter of course people are going to obsess over what gender are you REALLY. because that's the book y'all sports people WROTE#you have only yourselves to blame (at large; this ridiculous and nonsense sports industry; truly laughable)#and it's not going to change in a meaningful way if you maintain your little gender-based sports. SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW someone's gender#is going to be invasively investigated#the only real solution is to abandon gender segregation#frankly ANY segregation is nonsense. all sports people should fight it out the way god intended#you're either number 1 in a sport or you're simply not#no more number 1 boy or number 1 lightweight because that's not a real number 1#if you're competing then you better actually compete for it#I don't even care what people do here and I hate how anything about sports means an invasion of privacy.#the 'gender-blind' ideas are neither actually gender-blind nor do they respect privacy#I just take exception to all the arguments FROM EVERY DAMN SIDE being made in bad faith#because the gender divide MAKES SENSE. GENERALLY. also the consequences suck. ofc neither side will recognize any points about the other#and I have no patience for these nonsense incomplete arguments#commentary#anyway#no segregation of any kind in sports ftw! you can't do better than that
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[transcript: "The Riding Women saw to that, liar; you didn't care one way or the other, you tried to abort her in the Wild (it made perfect sense at the time). Does she know that? Who would tell her? How could she ever understand, with her protected life?" end transcript]
Suzy Charnas McKee - The Conqueror's Child
#.din#.pic#the holdfast chronicles#feminist sci fi#this is actually an interesting part of the book. so this is book 4 of the series.#in book 1 it was established that the Super Evil Patriarchy Of Woman Murder it was also a generation war#and the main charaacter of book one murdered his father [and was the only guy who knew who his father was]#and now the main character of this book is thinking about how to reenact that with her daughter.#[HER DAUGHTER WHO IS THE ONLY PERSOBN WHO IS 100% ANTI SLAVERY BTW. IN THE WORLD.]#exaggeration but shes the only one who matters#SAD: The Joke I Redacted Was Fucking Hilarious And I Laugh Every Time I Remember It#also this quote comes after the pov character ABANDONED HER DAUGHTER FOR 15 YEARS. girl. i mean woman.
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i forgot the first book low key sucks
#jimmy coates#not that it's bad or anything it's just. lacking depth#like yep. nice children's book. kinda shallow but fine#(unaware of the impending emotional turmoil and whumpy angst of the next 6 books)#i'd say jimmy is autistic af#but that's only based on one trait#and it's just him taking EVERYTHING so literally it's hilarious#clueless little dumb dumb#doesn't comprehend metaphors at all#empty headed#real Huh Wuh character right here#...i have a feeling this is the only ACTUAL post in the jimmy coates tag 💀#there is no fandom here#i've never even seen a single piece of fanart or fic for this series before#besides my own#and i think i saw an ai generated one- yikes...#< it was literally just an ai generated generic cyberpunk image too and they tagged the author
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Look all I’m saying is that if we can get a good Hulk video game then there is not one reason why we can’t get a good Superman video game.
#And don’t try to feed me that “Supes is too strong” bullshit either!#Hulk can get so hilariously worked up that him standing there huffing and puffing is enough to sink a continent into the ocean#I’m not tryna here no one tell he’s a cakewalk to make game for compared to the guy with ACTUAL control over his abilities#seriously how the shit are we getting a Wondy game before a Superman one?#no shade to Diana she deserves a game too but like#she’s generally as strong as Supes on a good day so how is she easier too?#(on that note I hope they just strip her of hee powers and make the game a shitty God of War type third person action game)#in any event Supes needs a game#last one we got was that Superman Returns tie in game#and that wasn’t bad but meh coulda been better too#superman#wonder woman#the incrediable hulk#hulk ultimate destruction#comic books#dc comics
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I'm getting depressingly good at identifying the formula for Pop Academic Books About ADHD.
Regardless of their philosophy it pretty much goes like this:
1. Emotionally sensitive essay about the struggle of ADHD and the author's personal experience with it as both a person with ADHD and a healthcare professional.
2. Either during or directly following this, a lightly explicated catalogue of symptoms, illustrated by anecdotes from patient case studies. Optional: frequent, heavy use of metaphor to explain ADHD-driven behavior.
3. Several chapters follow, each dedicated to a symptom; these have a mini-formula of their own. They open with a patient case study, discuss the highly relatable aspects of the specific symptom or behavior, then offer some lightweight examples of a treatment for the symptom, usually accompanied by follow up results from the earlier case studies.
4. Somewhere around halfway-to-two-thirds through the book, the author introduces the more in-depth explication of the treatment system (often their own homebrew) they are advocating. These are generally both personally-driven (as opposed to suggested cultural changes, which makes sense given these books' target audience, more on this later) and composed of an elaborate system of either behavior alteration or mental reframing. Whether this system is actually implementable by the average reader varies wildly.
5. A brief optional section on how to make use of ADHD as a tool (usually referring to ADHD or some of its symptoms as a superpower at least once). Sometimes this section restates the importance of using the systems from part 4 to harness that superpower. Frequently, if present, it feels like an afterthought.
6. Summation and list of further resources, often including other books which follow this formula.
I know I'm being a little sarcastic, but realistically there's nothing inherently wrong about the formula, like in itself it's not a red flag. It's just hilariously recognizable once you've noticed it.
It makes sense that these books advocate for the Reader With ADHD undertaking personal responsibility for their treatment, since these are in the tradition of self-help publishing. They're aimed at people who are already interested in doing their own research on their disability and possible ways to handle it. It's not really fair to ask them to be policy manuals, but I do find it interesting that even books which advocate stuff like volunteering (for whatever reason, usually to do with socialization issues and isolation, often DBT-adjacent) never suggest disability activism either generally or with an ADHD-specific bent.
None of these books suggest that perhaps life with ADHD could be made easier with increased accommodations or ease of medication access, and that it might be in a person's best interest to engage in political advocacy surrounding these and other disability-related issues. Or that activism related to ADHD might help to give someone with ADHD a stronger sense of ownership of their unique neurology. Or that if you have ADHD the idea of activism or even medical self-advocacy is crushingly stressful, and ways that stress might be dealt with.
It does make me want to write one of my own. "The Deviant Chaos Guide To Being A Miscreant With ADHD". Includes chapters on how to get an actual accurate assessment, tips for managing a prescription for a controlled substance, medical and psychiatric self-advocacy for people who are conditioned against confrontation, When To Lie About Being Neurodivergent, policy suggestions for ADHD-related legislation, tips for activism while executively dysfunked, and to close the book a biting satire of the pop media idea of self-care. ("Feeling sad? Make yourself a nice pot of chicken soup from scratch and you'll feel better in no time. Stay tuned after this rambling personal essay for the most mediocre chicken soup recipe you've ever seen!" "Have you considered planning and executing an overly elaborate criminal heist as a way to meet people and stay busy?")
Every case study or personal anecdote in the book will have a different name and demographics attached but will also make it obvious that they are all really just me, in the prose equivalent of a cheap wig, writing about my life. "Kelly, age seven, says she struggles to stay organized using the systems neurotypical children might find easy. I had to design my own accounting spreadsheet in order to make sure I always have enough in checking to cover the mortgage, she told me, fidgeting with the pop socket on her smartphone."
I feel a little bad making fun, because these books are often the best resource people can get (in itself concerning). It's like how despite my dislike of AA, I don't dunk on it in public because I don't want to offer people an excuse not to seek help. It feels like punching down to criticize these books, even though it's a swing at an industry that is mainly, it seems, here to profit from me. But one does get tired of skimming the hype for the real content only to find the real content isn't that useful either.
Les (not his real name) was diagnosed at the age of 236. Charming, well-read, and wealthy, he still spent much of his afterlife feeling deeply inadequate about his perceived shortcomings. "Vampire culture doesn't really acknowledge ADHD as a condition," he says. "My sire wouldn't understand, even though he probably has it as well. You should see the number of coffins containing the soil of his homeland that he's left lying forgotten all over Europe." A late diagnosis validated his feelings of difference, but on its own can't help when he hyperfocuses on seducing mortals who cross his path and forgets to get home before sunrise. "I have stock in sunburn gel companies," he jokes.
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