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Also, the back to that Splinter figure had this library artwork in it, so of course I had to take a couple of shots of the NECA Alucard figure in front of it.
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reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children
#len asks#strangling tw#choking tw#drowning tw#<- ik followers and moots need those tagged but lmk if there's any more you want me to add#polls#personally i mostly hung my toys up. not in like a morbid way but i thought it was fun to swing them from trees#DEF threw them off structures in a morbid way. and melted their faces off in a morbid way. and gave them swirlies in a morbid way#i usually only did that to free mcdonalds toys and i don't think i ever did any of this to my expensive toys but i did like a bit of#violence here and there. it was an interesting outlet for sure. i basically always did it with a friend as well. bonding <3#OH and we put out sparklers on an action figure once before tying blackcats to him and throwing him off a bridge. fun times!#oh and the freezer. i think that's it tho and i honestly only did most of these things once bc the novelty wore off#gonna periodically rb this for a bigger sample size. i will be HIGHLY disappointed in y'all if 'none' sweeps
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obligatory pokemon au time!!
#milgram project#haruka sakurai#yuno kashiki#fuuta kajiyama#muu kusunoki#shidou kirisaki#mahiru shiina#kazui mukuhara#amane momose#mikoto kayano#kotoko yuzuriha#woah what the fuck u can do 30 images at once now#i didn't draw es with their singular eevee bc i thought the limit was 10 still whoops#anyways--#haru has a singular tiny budew that follows him around and loves him. he is afraid of it#yuno has a furfrou bc she loves big dogs. and liepard bc she's cat coded#i like to think fuuta makes really amateur lowpoly 3d renders so i think itd be fun if he had boys to make art w him#muu got herself a BIG HERACROSS when she was tiny and her mom was like. cringes. don't you want a girl pokemon for girls??#and baby muu was like SHE'S PINK!!!!! and would not let go of her buggy#a sableye approached her and tried to eat her earrings. the vivillon is from her dad#my friend pointed out shidou would be the exact age for playing gen I hence the squirtle#blissey bc nurse joy. his blissey used to carry around the gloom in her lil pouch when she was just an oddish#the eldegoss is his wife's!! but she tends to tumble about in the breeze and find shidou a lot#i actually started these drawings bc mahiru going OVERHEATTT in her t1 song made me think incineroar#she treats him like a big kitten!! and her phantump is her tiny baby#OK I CAN'T FIND W HO BUT SOMEONE DREW KAZUI WITH A SHINY APPLIN AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING TO EXIST#he's got a lil bisharp that wants to be a kingambit but hasn't been able to evolve#and kazui is like. ah. action figure bug. for boys. cant live up to his manly potential. i relate deeply with this man#amane got an espurr bc she deserves a cute kitty. castform reminds me of her cult's cloud symbol thing#mikoto=morpeko connection has been made a billion times but it's true. he finds it eating his redbull cans at the office
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VERY rough concept for a 3d modeled statue of Herbert West, just watched re-animator and it did something to me. Ive wanted to make and sell fan statues for awhile and this really lit a fire under my ass, but before i spend the next Several Weeks working on this it would help my motivation a lot if i got a vibe there are people in the world who would pay money for this lol.
I'm not sure how much it will be, since I'll likely be going through a POD provider since posting stl files online freaks me out, so final price will come up to how much production costs, but the ideal price rang is 20-40$ USD, with as minimal up-charge as i can allow myself. fans w disposable income tell me any and all thoughts <3
#reanimator#re animator#herbert west#reanimator 1985#reanimator fanart#reanimator herbert west#bride of reanimator#i specifically remember seeing a joke abt how reanimator fans r starved for content and i felt within my heart that i could help HSJKDHK#i dont really have the means or time or. executive functions to run a real business where i can paint these myself so just to really clarif#this would be a bit of a diy situation on the colors front#i would love to include like a paint guide tho i think that would be fun#this will come up to production price but ideally he will be 8-9 inches tall or taller. 1/10 scale Ish but jeffrey combs is so short it wou#ld be fudged to be a bit larger. technically 8 inches would be 1/8 but herbert is so small. it doesnt feel like 1/8#i might have to make the base a liittllee smaller for the sake of economy of space but id like to include all the details#economy of Your Space on whatever shelf you display him on#blood#tw blood#gore#tw gore#animal death#tw animal death#i might transfer that guys head into a brain if ppl arent rocking w the action figure of mr s crime.
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Would you like to see a silly thing?
I ended up at San Diego Comic Con sort of unexpectedly this year. Spouse and I are big Weird Al fans and we were invited to be part of a panel. This was really exciting for us! So of course I roamed as Link one day.
There was a booth that did 3D scanning and would then provide a print of your scan. I waffled about this for a day or two and then decided this was a good souvenir of what is likely a once in a lifetime event.
Today the print arrived.
I had a quietly rough day today, like a lot of people did. But unboxing this made me smile and maybe it will make you smile too. The company asked if I’d take a photo posing with it in the “outfit you wore” so maybe I’ll do that over the weekend.
#legend of zelda#my midlife crisis is more fun than yours#ocarina of time#I’m an action figure lol#link cosplay
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Hiii, i love your stuff and kinda from a distance really look up at you for, in my perception, being able to express yourself without giving a fuck. Thats sick dude, Im so so afraid, of absolutely everything, its nice to think like i might grow into someone less apologetic of my existence. Nice to see people just being yknow
hey, thank you, this is really really nice. the secret that is probably not a secret is that i am also deeply afraid a lot of the time lmao -- but less than i used to be, and in ways that feel less stifling and self-suffocating, if that makes sense.
like, it used to be "i'm scared that if i express myself the way i want to, everyone will find me obnoxious, so let's just sand those edges down to be safe" -- now my fears are more like "now that i'm expressing myself in a way that feels natural and real, i'm afraid that it's all stupid/vapid/not worthwhile or meaningful" (<- specifically abt my art) or "i'm happy that i talk and act the way i want to now, but what if it makes me impossible to befriend," etc etc etc. which still feels bad and puts me in a funk a lot of the time but at least it's a fear that comes After/in reaction to doing stuff, rather than a fear that STOPS me from doing stuff, you know? like, it's evolved into a kind of fear that's less in my way.
anyway. i believe you'll experience something like this, because wanting to grow is the first step of growing. the fact that u hope or wish for something different means you're already on your way. to fewer fucks!! or at least distributing the fucks u give in a way that serves u better
#stuff like accepting that i'm reserved and i'm not very accessible via messages.#or that my online tone isn't very bubbly and it's weird and uncomfortable to force it.#i stop letting fears about that shape my behavior ('i'll look mean or snotty so let's force markers of Friendliness to avoid that!!') -#- and instead act the way i want to and then trade it in for new fears that come After the action.#also a good reminder to give urself is that if ur fear is abt how other ppl perceive u (as 90% of mine is personally)#u really... can't actually control that. and being very very anxious abt it all the time is usually ur brain throwing a tantrum abt not--#--having that control. bc it is understandably very scary that u don't have that control#as much as it sucks + is terrifying the truth is the only thing u can do is ask urself 'am i behaving in a way that i'm proud of'#'am i behaving in a way that's in alignment w my values + what i think is important'#bc if the answer to that is yes and somebody hates u or is deeply offended by ur existence anyway. well. literally not ur problem#but obv being at peace w that is way way easier said than done + requires tons of practice and will take. probably. years. which is fine#i am stuck with myself. i can either contort myself forever trying to be someone everyone will like and find totally nonthreatening and-#inoffensive and in the process exhaust myself totally and never feel safe or natural myself. OR#i can say okay. so i am a kind of prickly guy with stern and drab speech patterns and close to no social energy. and i think i can still be#-sexy and fun this way. and it is up to other ppl to figure out if they can agree w me on that#ANYWAY enough rambling for now. just another one of those things i think abt a lot so i have a lot of ready-made sentences abt it in mind
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after Mia's death, and back in his office, Redd White receives a Furious visitor
#and the visitor is Tisiphone#HHHGGGGGHHHHHH < my mind thriving off of crossovers that realistically make no sense. or do they? they don't. or do they?#anyway. Redd White is in for a Bad Time#i play with characters like they're barbies bratz monster high and action figures. and the occasional car#I AM HAVING FUUUUN THIS WAS SO FUN TO DRAW AND CONCEPTUALIZE#another post that caters to ME#my art#ms paint#ace attorney#hades game#tisiphone#redd white
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I'm bi and yeah your note on women not having solidarity seems sadly true. Apart from not dating men would there be anything you would suggest to improve ones life apart from stating away from those women if possible?
I love this question because this is how to start thinking: being practical.
What it takes to "improve ones life" is subjective so with that said firstly define what a better life(style) for yourself away from moids would look like. Temporarily mentally remove xy terrorist existence. What would your habits/routine be? What would you work towards & pour your energy into? What would you want to be? What would you center your life around? Take your time with these questions or anymore that come up. Have a general idea then be more specific and start breaking your life down into sectors/sections/areas, then look at where you want to be in those areas and work towards it.
For example; I divide my life into 6-7 aspects:
Physical Strength - Not just about muscle but knowing how to fight, where to hit and when to fight. Being stronger makes it easier to defend yourself in altercations (especially with other women). Some mfs will try you & you cant always rely on others coming to your rescue. Also work on building stamina to help endurance, and keeping as healthy as possible.
Emotional Strength - If you cant control your emotions they will control you. In a world of chaos being emotionally strong will let you cut through the noise and focus on what truly matters. Building emotional strength is not easy but it's worth it. Being able to rise above immediate reactions and pace yourself will allow you to assess situations more rationally & make more beneficial choices.
Finances - Get your bag up. Having money to gain resources is imperative to quality of life. I dont care what anyone says having a certain amount of money in life WILL make you happier as you're able to meet your needs better. Having more money/resources also makes it easier to support other women should you choose to do so, it also allows you to be more influential and have more control over your life. However, dont become a slave to getting money tho because that's how you get scammed.
Network - The type of people you hang around can make or break who you are as a person. Aim to connect with likeminded women who will encourage & inspire you as you go on this journey. Hang around people that value & will be honest with you while giving you grace. Not all women you engage with have to be single & childfree but beware the moid crazy ones because they will bring danger to you in their quest for maIe validation. Life isn't perfect but you cant go wrong having the right people around you, valuable relationships are hard to find but it goes a long way even if it's just online. However, no company > bad company.
Spirituality/Guide - Having something bigger than yourself to guide you through the chaos in this world can offer guidance/purpose that keeps you grounded & focused. For many people generally this is religion/god. Not everyone needs or ascribes to religion/spirituality though, but at least consider sets of morals/beliefs to follow. However even that isn't for everyone. So if you feel better off without spirituality or a 'higher' guide at least be clear on it & your reasons why (for yourself).
Hobbies & Interests - As turbulent as the world is, find things to enjoy amidst the chaos. Constant work, doom, and gloom will not change anything you will only hurt yourself. Take time to indulge in things that make you happy to recharge & relax. Engage in hobbies that serve you, share your passion with other women & hear theirs out too. It goes a long way in terms of mental health.
Security - It takes privilege to decide to not get married or have children as a woman & live it out. Everyone's situation is different so what I'll generally suggest is to constantly look into how you can protect yourself, have backup methods, and stay in the loop of xy predation. Dont drown in it but moids are predators & being completely blind to them is being blind to danger. Elaborated on point 10 here.
Sounds like a lot? Great, it'll keep you busy because this isn't a vacation or destination but a lifestyle. And to be honest, some of y'all can do with the busyness as it'll let you focus on what actually matters. This not to say to overwhelm yourself in things for the sake of it but to prioritise your energy on effective things for your life. As you focus on building you'll find that you have less energy to care about insignificant stuff or stuff out of your control anyways. For example, Instead of getting wound up about user somerandomadjectivefem stirring discourse calling you an extremist or whining about how impossible it is for her & other women to live without romantic love n' whatnot (or even women irl pulling this crap), you either ignore or quickly shut down the conversation & swiftly move on.
Everything I've mentioned are just examples, you may feel differently do whatever you feel best applies. Also remember to enjoy the process along the way as you are living through it afterall :3
Long story short: Work on building resources & other aspects of your life up for yourself.
#Many tend to shy away from the single childfree lifestyle bc the traditional map/railguards aren't there but thats the fun part of it#for me is figuring it out; figuring myself & the world out; trial-and-error to carve an environment & lifestyle best for me#Few side notes bc I dont want the blog to be too long:#Regarding physical strength: I know that no amount of training will make you as strong as the average moid but it isnt in vain#as other women can also act up & there's a higher chance of taking them on successfully without weapons vs xys.#Regarding section on being busy: Personally I dont care for discourse surrounding this topic because my mind is on other things like making#sure my reps for the day are in; making sure I'm staying up-to-date with knowledge I need to do my job; building sources of income#outside of my job;engrossing myself in my interests; for example. You become productively busy enough & what other women do doesnt bother#you. That's not to say completely ignore or not criticise moid-aligned actions; but dont spend too much time wallowing in doing so.#female separatist#female separatism#blackpill feminism#blackpill feminist#wineauntmovement#wine aunt#decentering men
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Decided it was about time I faced my fears head on... Foreshortening. I am coming for you. >:D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#art#artists on tumblr#do i count as an artist?#i reckon i do.#fanartist predominantly#but like.#i have sold stuff ive drawn before#so i can also count as an artist in the professional capacity i guess#Ye.#oc#oc art#HEH#don't really know much about her#just that i needed a vessel for my action related concept art#and she fit the bill#i like drawing that type of clothing#so yeah.#i was reading a bunch of depressing vaguely dystopian fanfic at the time#(when i first came up with her i mean-)#and buildings are conveniently square#and easy to draw. so there you are#:)#fun fact. it took me three hours to save this.#because photoshop kept on freezing.#>:)#*widens eyes in slightly deranged smiling frustration-#i figured it out. i just needed to increase the memory#but STILL#-_-
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When June confronts Solas please imagine it like that one scene in KH1 where Riku does his little "im evil now" speech and Sora goes "youre stupid!" at him
#/hj but also not#do his motivation/actions/reasoning make sense for his character? yeah!#is it objectively stupid from an outside perspective! also yeah! <3#to june the whole ''ending the world'' shtick was weirdly fascinating right up until the point when solas actually attempted it#cus she kept going ''surely he doesnt mean it like. literally??' and ''HOW exactly is he gonna do it. what is the plan. what's the VISION?'#both in the sense that she expects solas to be smarter than that surely?? and that it sounds very unrealistic to her#yknow. logistically. what is the plan here?#so in that way she had a lot of fun over the years trying to figure that out what the possible plan is and what possible counters would be#also. her sense of time is such that the future might as well not exist so like. the threat of solas making the world end maybe#doesnt feel real until He Actually Tries It#their reunion will be nothing like what bioware (apparently) wants but it Will be very funny is what im saying#lay rambles#da4#dav#oc: june trevelyan#dunno yet what she'll think of rook though
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So, this was the weird thing I had a poll about a few weeks back. I managed to find it cheaper than $40, though!
Like, I'd seen Michelangelo and Raphael's Universal Monster Movie variants at the local Wal-Mart, and I was baffled on who would buy them. And then I found out that Splinter's variant is based on Van Helsing. Pride obliterated.
Try not to think too hard about how this interpretation of Dracula would work. Although, I guess the comic version of Shredder is kind of undead already, if you count being resuscitated by a supernatural worm colony as necromancy.
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#action figure fun times#it's a Norwegian rat raised by a Japanese expat dressed up as a Dutch doctor from an English story based on Romanian folklore#It's a small world after all
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More mh soul eater stuff
Catty is Blair and Victor Frankenstein is um Dr Stein!!! Shocking ik
Draculaura: wait... Frankie Stein... Dr Frankenstein
Draculaura: are you two?
Victor: NO RELATION! also I'm not a doctor
Draculaura: WHAT
Victor: how single is your dad?
Draculaura: WHAT
#dracula is Spirit obviously#i was thinking about Toralei as blair but i figured Catty would fit best#idk Toralei can appear somewhere in it#im thinking medusa would be Komos#from the live action#but that also makes me think of Jackson as Crona????#I'll watch more soul eater to figure it out because both Frankie and Jackson have a lot of potential for Crona#maybe Jackson as Crona and Frankie is the one who befriends him the most?#because obviously Drac would be the one befriending Frankie#because shes Maka#i always ramble in these monster high posts#catty noir#victor frankenstein#draculaura#the comic thingy is a joke btw#its just poking fun at the way spirit and stein act a lot of the time#like the smoking scene™#anyway thats more than enough tags#monster high
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tell me about the Jon Isolation AU!
This ask carried me through microeconomics homework, econometrics lab, microeconomics class, econometrics class, AND worries about Big Future Assignments! So thank you very much <3
This is a fun one cause I actually have the first draft of the first part written!! It's basically a version of one of my favorite personal Jon plotlines where he moves into the Archives and has no social support system. Desperately in need of a rewrite to sand away the rough edges tho lmao.
Alright I won't lie: this AU was born when I was thinking about creating an Archivist, and why it wouldn't work if you just stuck someone in a room, made them read a bunch of statements, and then dropped 14 marks on them (because that would be much easier, faster, and more efficient than what happened in the podcast, but that's not what Elias did). And then I (world's most normal Jon enjoyer) thought about Elias doing that to Jon. And then, I (and I cannot stress this enough: world's MOST NORMAL Jon enjoyer) started thinking about. The most reasonable. Effective. Low-effort. Jon kidnapping plot. And then I wrote about 5k words. And then I left those to languish in the WIP folder, just like Elias leaving Jon to languish in the basement Archives.
In hindsight, it's also a spiritual precursor to my vampire JE fics. Like. Same basic setup.
Huh.
(Believe it or not I'm actually even more of a freak about Jon NOW.)
Just to be clear, warning for:
Unhealthy relationships (I mean it's JE lmao)
Dubcon captivity?? I guess?? Like Jon agrees but Elias manipulates the scenario and Jon is. Not super happy about the situation.
Anyway the plotline is: Gertrude is missing (how mysterious and worrying!) and Elias needs himself a "temporary" Archivist to take care of the Archives until either she returns or until it becomes clear that he needs an official replacement. Jon is a very hardworking institute employee with a dedication to research and a knack for organization (autism requires everything be Sorted). Elias (who only wants to help Jon realize his full potential and has no ulterior motives whatsoever) decides that to promote him to the position. For career development reasons!
Jon:
Wants to prove that they are an asset to the institute and that they are up for the task.
Is hoping they can maybe be promoted to Head Archivist? Like Elias implied might happen if they did a good job?
Maybe. Possibly. Potentially. Fancies Elias a tiny bit.
Would appreciate the opportunity to do his own research on the statements there without their supervisor asking why they're so invested in statements involving Lietners and spiders.
Hypothetically wants Elias to praise them and validate them and respect them and profess his undying love for them make them employee of the month.
So. Obviously. They agree.
The thing is, it's only temporary, and Elias doesn't want to disrupt the other departments too much, you see, and surely Jon can handle a little tidying all by themselves? And obviously Jon can't say no to that! Haven't they always sort of wanted to not have to deal with annoying coworkers constantly chattering and bothering them and demanding their attention? Haven't they always wanted to work by themselves and be responsible for their own tasks? And Elias makes it sound like such an inconvenience to hire additional hands. Besides, Gerturde managed just fine without. Surely they can do this by themselves. Surely it will be fine.
It goes from there. The Archives are, obviously, a much bigger disaster than Elias had let on. But Elias expects Jon to handle it and handle it they shall. They just need to work harder. Come in early. Stay late. Miss lunch, sometimes. Work while they eat. It will be fine. What would Elias think if they asked for help? If they essentially admitted that they couldn't live up to his expectations? And other people would disrupt their ability to work. Might ask questions about any areas of interest they try to focus on.
They come in earlier and earlier. They stay later and later. Elias stops by occasionally to congratulate them on what a good job they're doing. To commend them on their dedication. So they have to keep it up. Can't slack off. They had friends before, sort of. Tim and Sasha were nice to talk to occasionally. But now Jon doesn't work near them, can't talk to them as much. Doesn't have time to get drinks with them after work, doesn't have the energy to answer their increasingly sporadic texts. Jon doesn't speak to much of anyone these days. It's fine though. It's fine it's fine it's fine.
There's something about the quiet stillness of the Archives. The echoing silence of the rest of the institute in those few moments Jon spends there in those long, lonely halls (not lifeless, per se, but lonely). There's some deep ache inside of them. It feels almost hollow, but it feels like home, too.
Elias is there, sometimes. To tell Jon how proud he is, how well they're doing. He likes to show up in the moments when Jon's thinking about leaving, maybe to eat in the cafeteria, maybe to stop by Sasha's desk... but that's probably paranoia. How would he know?
Every night, it feels so difficult to leave. Every night, Jon worries that Gertrude will come back and take the job from them, that Elias will find a replacement, that they'll lose their Archives. It's ridiculous, they know it, but it doesn't change the impulse to stay as long as possible. To prove to Elias that this is where they belong. It is an itch deep in their soul.
They think someone might be going through their desk. Something is watching them. It doesn't feel safe, leaving the Archives unattended over night.
(The Archives need an Archivist. The vacuum needs to be filled, and there is a perfect candidate right here, visiting them every day. Of course Jon is feeling the pull.)
And then it's been months, and Gertrude just hasn't been found, and Jon's done such a very good job, and it would be much easier if Jon would just... continue what they were doing? And if they think the work might be too much they can always ask for assistants, of course.
The itching in their soul soothes when they sign the contract. They try not to think about it.
Aaaaand that's about it as far as detailed plot goes. I do have some ideas for later on that are less well defined?
On the angstier side of things:
Things get easier when Jon is made Archivist officially. He feels more comfortable leaving at night, but he still spends a lot of time there. So many secrets, so little time.
He's paranoid. He knows something is up, that he might be in danger, that he's being watched... he can't involve anyone else. Not if he can't trust them, not if they might be in danger too.
Some of it is also the wearing effect of isolation. It's very easy to see other people as a threat or disturbance or unknown variable if you spend so much time alone.
He's looking into Gertrude's disappearance too. What did she know? What happened to her? Is he in danger too?
He can't trust Elias. He knows it. And it's so stupid that he's still maybe in love with him, just a bit.
Months pass. Relationships have surely withered and atrophied from Jon's absence. He still spends some time at his flat, but it's the Archives that feel like home.
And then, one night, the shadows in his flat come alive. Reaching ink-slick hands out to grasp him and pull him in.
It follows him. Shadows reaching with a dozen hungry hands as he races for the institute. Out of walls, street posts, parked cars. One catches on his side, and the flesh tears like paper.
It was midnight when he left. It was almost daybreak when he arrived at the Archives. He knows he's safe as soon as he crosses the threshold.
From there, I'm not sure what happens next. Tempted to say Elias was there waiting for him (I think the formatting maybe implies more continuity than there is there, how much Jon knows by the time he has to leave his flat behind is... debatable). Maybe Elias comes in to visit him and pretends to be shocked and worried about all the very unexpected blood. Maybe Jon has to phone him, begging for help because he can't go to the hospital (he knows it'll come back, the next time he's left alone in the dark), and really, who else does he have that will believe him?
Elias stays with him, tends to his injuries, spends his nights in the Archives with Jon. It's Jon who begs to stay in the Archives. Who needs the safety. The surety. Maybe Elias suggests that he stay there forever. Maybe he doesn't have to.
On the much goofier side of things: I do have an idea of them (once Jon is healed) going to Ikea to pick out some furniture. I'm thinking maybe Jon would know about the Eye, just for some fun bickering over picking out furniture or assembling a dresser or whatever. Idk, I just really like the idea of JE making the Archives into a cozy little home for Jon, somewhere he can comfortably live forever <3.
Jon has a lot of complicated feelings about the Archives and living in them and being the Archivist. Maybe he even tries to leave and go back to living a normal life. Maybe the reaching shadows break that idea for him forever. Either way, one way or another, he will learn that there is no point and there is no freedom in trying.
Despite this AU's beginnings, I don't know if Elias is working towards some big ritual. Maybe he just wants a perfect Archivist to keep in his basement forever.
And. I mean. Can you really blame him??
Not sure if JE ever become like. Official Romantic Partners. But Jon is Elias' Archivist and Elias is Jon's Watcher and that's kind of the same thing, really.
(Maybe they can have some sort of binding ritual ceremony at some point. As a Treat.)
Okay that's. God this has been a bit of a ramble, huh? Anyway I hoped you enjoyed hearing about this AU. I did get excited to take another crack at it while writing this! At the same time, however, I recently saw a post about Love that annoyed me a bit and which has made me think about the Subway Monster AU (and how those two concepts are connected is a WHOLE other story lmao) so we'll see which I end up doing (the answer might be neither for a while. I have. Big Graduation Responsibility due Oct. 1st). But yeah anyway thank you again for the ask! It was fun rambling, and actually really nice to sit down and Think about my AU lol.
#can i. can i get away with not putting this in the jon/elias tag??#please i'm so shy.#and this is so long and self indulgent.#anyway yeah#jon isolation au#man this is a fun one. i just want to put this guy in the isolation chamber!#i just want to take away all his friends until he has no one but him manipulative morally dubious crush!!#it's his natural habitat and he needs it#also fun fact this au is a he/they jon au#because Projection#but yeah. i think jon could work as an avatar of the lonely.#but he'd also be a perfect victim of it#(which is one of the reasons i love jon/peter so much btw)#i didn't really get as much into the captivity aspect as planned. and tbh i'm not sure how much it counts?#but basically elias' plan was:#make jon unofficial head archivist. let the institute's need for an archivist pull him in.#step in when he tries to reaffirm what few threadbare connections he has but do so subtly.#become his only remaining connection.#through both words and actions create the expectation that jon can manage the archives on his own.#heavily imply disappointment in the slowed progress if jon goes too many days in a row entering and exiting at a reasonable hour.#get him used to coming in too early and leaving too late to see anyone#wait until he is totally cut off from others. until you can be sure he would not ask for assistants. before officially promoting him.#he has to choose isolation. he has to choose the decay of his relationships. he has to choose loneliness. he has to choose the Archives#eventually when he moves in everyone will assume the reclusive antisocial workaholic is being a reclusive antisocial workaholic#and that's why they never see him anymore.#almost nobody has any reason to enter the archives if they aren't a statement giver and jon HATES being disturbed.#so they learn not to bother him. eventually he will stop being a person#he will be a distant figure. a rumor. forgotten except for lunchtime chatter and spooky stories at the pub after work.#he will only truly exist to elias.#and that's how you kidnap an archivist to be marked 14 times.
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was randomly reminded of an old hc I had where allison is still alive because she's one of the marines serving on the spirit of fire
#the math does NOT work for this hc as allison died in 2528 (most likely during the harvest campaign) but its still a fun hc#the sof finally gets to unsc controlled space and allison is so excited to see her husband and child only for her to learn they're both dead#oh and her husband was a war criminal#allison: i was only presumed dead after being stranded in space for 40 years wth happened???#rvb#red vs blue#allison church#mine#queue allison going on a quest across the galaxy to track down the few remaining pfl personnel that exist (the reds and blues) in order to#figure out wtf happened after being lost in space and surprise! it turns out not all of her family is dead#oooooh adding in my carwash half sibs hc and surprise! her daughter AND her son are both still kicking#wash getting to meet the mother he never met and carolina getting to meet the woman she never knew#she is not a memory brought back from the dead she is not a shadow forever haunted by failure—or maybe she is#allison is as much of a ghost as they are. a woman haunted by the passage of time and the actions her 'death' spurred
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I have officially been given too much power
#C++#coding#mad libs#kitten please unblock me copypasta#(top pic is the code pls ignore this is u don't know wtf any of it says#second pic is the result of it)#once I figure out how to export this I'll make all my friends play it muahahahaha#tutorial man should've never taught me how to program a mad libs#this is the same as the action script buttons at uni#you teach me how to do the thing once and I elect to do it way more times than I need to cause it's fun#see this is why you don't teach the afabs how to code we abuse our new found power immediately
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Thought about Starleon for too long LET ME OUT
#stars genuine interest in and respect for the black arms and their culture and such things#EVEN DOLEON HIMSELF who he clearly despises having around. it kind of just. shocks and confuses him. a little. what does he want out of him#he doesnt want anythinggggg........just to know how you function and think and live and exist thats all#lmao no youll have to BEG for answers (doleon just really likes attention.)#(starlines interest in everything about him and his past and such things is soooo fun) hes not saying anythingggg~#and GOOD. star would love to figure that out for himself. to starline doleon being DOLEON is something to be decoded.#hes just one big enigma. every little part of him#doleon doesnt exactly understand how star functions either. not being able to comprehend his actions his behaviors or the ways he goes abou#star always being vague. not knowing drives doleon CRAZY and he knows that 😭 doleon is well aware this guy has that power over him >:(#SINCE WHEN DID SOMEONE HAVE POWER OVER *HIM??* he hates this guy so much dear supreme...still interesting how he managed to do that tho....#THE POINT IS. they both fascinate one another in different ways. in the strangest of ways. theyre similar and different at the same time#idk why thats just soo good to me (i made them tf up)#THEY MAKE ME INSANE FOR NO GOOD REASON#theyre so extra (/pos)#starleon
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