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huaien, xiaobao's wife
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#LOOK AT XIAOBAO'S WIFE#myatb fanart#mort's unique art tag#zongzheng huaien#huaien#meet you at the blossom#meet you at the blossom fanart#li le#art#mort's sketchbook#doing my daily sketches again#accountability for mort#one hour sketch because i'm so out of practice it's awful#if you want to see me struggling watch the timelapse#let me know if the timelapse link works#trying something new
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mort transition goals
#actually it wouldnt even be unrealistic for mort to be running a mortician-themed tiktok account in canon#like thats 100% in character#txt#bob's burgers
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Le lac des morts vivants (Zombie Lake, 1981)
"Stories about the lake of the damned go back to the Inquisition. They used to celebrate Black Masses back in the Middle Ages: they would sacrifice children, which they threw into it so as to appease the spirits which otherwise rose out of their watery grave in search of blood. And we too, we've used it as an unholy grave during the war. But the soldiers we threw in were not a sacrifice... and they're coming back with a vengeance."
#le lac des morts vivants#zombie lake#horror imagery#gore tw#video nasty#jean rollin#julian de laserna#julián esteban#jesús franco#howard vernon#anouchka#pierre marie escourrou#antonio mayans#nadine pascal#youri radionow#bertrand altmann#marcia sharif#yvonne dany#pascale vital#gilda arancio#1981#easily the most disappointed I've been with a Rollin film‚ but then this is barely his film at all. it began life as a Jess Franco movie#until he quit in pre production when he balked at the meagre budget (and considering how cheap his films were‚ it must really have been#tiny). Rollin took over only as a favour to the producer‚ a friend‚ and also brought on another director with whom he split duties. this#was by every account just a paycheck to the French maverick of phantasmagoria‚ and boy does it show. his disinterest in the material is#palpable‚ and can be forgiven considering the shoddy script‚ largely terrible cast (Vernon is giving it his all tbf) and the truly woeful#zombie makeup. some green looking nazis creep out of a lake‚ kill some naked women‚ and creep back in. rinse and repeat a few times and#that's basically all there is to this faintly depressing little misfire. of interest really only for its inclusion on the video nasties#list and as a comparison piece to the film Franco made instead (Oasis of the Zombies) but otherwise this has very little to recommend it#if you had any interest at all in watching a Rollin film‚ then watch any of them but this (but ideally The Iron Rose or Living Dead Girl)
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Lavi & Lanmò
This is a sketch for an alternative concept I thought of, since the character designs for "The Baron of Death" and "Maman la Vie" might be problematic.
The “Loa” are replaced with new characters called Baron of the Dead (or simply, The Baron) & Gran Maman. “The Baron of Death” and “Maman la Vie” are no longer the “Loa”, but demons named Lavi & Lanmò. They resemble The Baron and Gran Maman, because they sold their souls to them. Together, they can be viewed as counterparts to Alastor - his theme being New Orleans Voodoo; theirs being Haitian Vodou.
Call me crazy, but if this “Baron Samedi” / “Papa Gede”-type character has to get redesigned, I totally think he should just be Haitian Don Corleone!
This is a REALLY bad, rough sketch. But I actually really like this concept. For now, I am still proceeding with “The Baron of Death” and “Maman la Vie” as characters, due to time constraints. But I think this objectively might be the better concept. I sincerely hope I eventually circle back and revisit this one.
Someone judge for me if this is a good idea or standard idiocy: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55027456/chapters/145712782
#LOUIS D. ARMSTRONG AND SIR D. ON CORLEONE ARE THE GODS OF HAZBIN HOTEL#THAT'S SO FUN!!!!!!!!#commentary#the baron of death (hazbin hotel)#maman la vie (hazbin hotel)#hazbin hotel ocs#lavi (hazbin hotel)#lanmo (hazbin hotel)#tags are gettin crazy on this account...jesus christ...#baron de la mort (hazbin hotel)#maman de la vie (hazbin hotel)
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Lovely sweethearts Mort and Ross for tikitaill💕
#artist on tumblr#artist on twitter#small artist#small art blog#small art account#digital art#artwork#art#commission#Mort#Ross#tikitaill#cardinal gray#cardi art#swemtpotamtam#cardi commissions
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Sophia said the budget for the week is $38k (most ridiculous target she's ever come up with) and I did that and she didn't mention if she was pleased with it or will she just continue giving me ridiculous targets every week like $40k then $50k then $103k and then if ever I don't meet her dumbass target, I get fired that's it, it's that easy
#i don't know how we got to $38k this week like each job is like between $100 and $2000#but we did#we got there#she'll make up more stupid expenses next week#she'll be like 'I've got land tax and wages and oh i bought another house and we need $400k of invoices to cover it'#be like 'can't afford the wages this week we need a billion dollars worth of invoices to go out'#goddddd i hate her#also as far as i know I'm the only idiot on earth who's worked the longest under Sophia#nearly five years!!!!!!#Jesus#it's too long#but also i don't know like she ran her own accounting practice out of her own home before taking over from mort#like I'm pretty sure she had people working for her and I'm pretty sure I've seen a list of them#i have a list of her clients from that time and underneath it says employees/homestay#i think#i think there's phone numbers too#i mean#i clearly need to do some research#find out if any of those worked for sophia for over 5 years#what are their stories#they would've worked at her house and maybe even lived there if the homestay thing is true#i need to know what it was like#at what point did she turn evil#was she always evil#was she ever normal?#what do her kids think of her#do they know she runs an accounting firm#were they ever inspired to do accounting#what was she like as an employee#did she eat 6 cheese biscuits for lunch every day
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Non Twitter link for anyone needing it:
YOOOO DISCWORLD IS ON HUMBLE BUNDLE!!!
If you've been on the fence about starting these books THIS IS YOUR SIGN
#i like starting with Guards! Guards!#if you're looking for a starting place#but literally any of them are fine places to start#he's still finding his voice a bit with Color of Magic + Mort + Equal Rites is all#also as a note: you get the books on your kobo account / app#that's easy to add to calibre and read in anything else later though#this link says us only#i couldn't find a non-us one#sorry everyone else!#maybe vpn and use calibre if you can?
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Don’t talk to me about acting or appropriate age I don’t know the meaning of the words but Julien Loko would’ve made a GREAT Julien Sorel vocally
#this is about the musical to be clear#côme is pretty but I’ll be honest. wasn’t a huge fan of his voice#also I think m loko could’ve acted the role well too but that’s not my motivation#og#dracula l’amour plus fort que la mort#julien loko#dlpfqlm liveblog#I have restarted it to account for the long break I took from it#le rouge et le noir
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oh damn i didn't realize ao3 was an invite based platform lol????
#literally never used this bitch before like two month ago#and even then it was only to read like the 5 fics in the raymond delver tag xD#because the mort ass tag is absolutely FUCKED with ppls crossovers and mcyt aus and whatever#the thing says i should get in near the end of the month which isn't ideal but maybe i just roll with it?#idk i was kinda looking forward to making an account today xD#ouh well
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I be reading fanfiction of a character and franchise I’ve never even heard of in my life because the author is such a genuinely sweet person
#fanfiction#fanfic writing#writeblr#what do I tag this as even??#I’ve given up on tagging mort of my posts#like I Tag tws and stuff but like#idk man#anyways#I miss fanfic writing a little bit#my old wattpad account was taken down for some reason#pribably inactivity#one of them is still up#but I only had drafts on that one and it won’t let me access it#so I can’t read any of my old stuff there#oh well#that’s a blessing and a curse ig
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2:01 pm : "Vase aux pommes et feuillage, 1878" par Henri Fantin-Latour (huile sur toile) pour l'exposition "Chefs-d'oeuvre de la collection Bemberg" à la fondation de l'Hermitage - Lausanne, Mai MMXXI.
(© Sous Ecstasy)
Dès les années 1860, Henri Fantin-Latour connaît ses premiers succès comme peintre de fleurs auprès des collectionneurs anglais. La nature morte devient alors le lieu privilégié de ses expériences picturales. Créant les bouquets qui lui servent de modèles, il porte ici son choix sur des branches de pommier chargées de fruits. En fin observateur et peintre virtuose, Fantin excelle à rendre les matières et les reflets de la lumière sur le vase. Le dépouillement de la composition sur un fond neutre s'inscrit dans l'héritage de Chardin. Le vase légèrement décentré, installé au bord de la table, les trois pommes et les feuilles posées apparemment sans arrangement sur le plateau, ainsi que le cadrage serré qui coupe le sommet de la branche, donnent du dynamisme au dispositif, statique par nature.
#art#art therapy#art daily#art show#art blog#art account#art paris#art exhibition#art lover#art community#art work#art addict#painting#peinture#henri fantin-latour#fondation de l'hermitage#sous ecstasy#collection bemberg#nature morte#pomme
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today is going to be creature feature day for mort.
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obsessed w/ bob saying that louise still hasn't accepted his friend request "and I know she's seen it" in the slumber party episode bcuz that implies both that bob has a facebook account he actively uses (also mentioned in his birthday episode in season eight) and that they let their NINE YEAR OLD daughter have a facebook account that SHE actively uses and refuses to accept her parents friend request on. so much backstory given in so few words. Why do they have facebook
#I think bob linda teddy mort big bob etc have facebook accounts as well as louise#(at least in the version of the show that took place in 2013. might be kinda outdated now kids dont use facebook)#gene and tina do not. gene uses weird ass web forums that haven't been active in 15 years almost exclusively#tina still doesn't use social media at all except for texting on the emergency phone. someone save this poor girl#txt#bob's burgers
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Now that Veilguard is out, I'm deep into my old Dragon Age obsession, so I decided it would be fun to draw Lucanis like a Velasquez painting (Velasquez—Portrait of Juan De Pareja). I might do more companion portraits in this style just so I can practice more.
Had to repost because I realized I made a mistake on the image lol
This print is also available on my inprint account: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/egart/lucanis-della-morte/
#illustration#digital art#my art#fantasy#dragon age#dragon age art#dragon age veilguard#datv#da4#dragon age the veilguard#da: the veilguard#dragon age fan art#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age lucanis
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multi bot release— tashi duncan
* ˚✧ / Tashi Duncan / Dr. Duncan (Req.)
* ˚✧ / Tashi Duncan / Now They Know (essentially a pt. 2/ continuation of the dr. bot)
* ˚✧ / Tashi Duncan / Petite Mort (insp. by this post [it's not fully fleshed out like the post but i'd rather it not get banned] @jettwrites but the account is gone?? 😔) — and thank you to @diyasgarden for the name ;)
* ˚✧ / Tashi Duncan / Professional Relationship (loosely inspired by moodboard/blurb by @saintzweig about gymteacher!patrick)
* ˚✧ / Tashi Duncan / Take My Breath Away
#tashi duncan#challengers 2024#character ai bot#character ai creator#character ai#c.ai#c.ai bot#tashi duncan x you#tashi challengers#challengers#challengers movie#tashi#tashi duncan challengers#c.ai creator#challengers bot
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me on an annual leave day: lodges one ASIC form and sends client the updated ASIC details
me on a normal work day:
#i think i've done more work in these holidays than i did for the entire year#oh my god#embarrassing#barely done anything these past few weeks but it's still more than i get done in the office#in the office i'm like running around like a headless chook yelling that there's no toilet paper or something#'no i can't print that we only have two reams of paper and the order isn't coming till monday'#'we've got $70 in petty cash who wants pizza'#'the client gave us chocolates and nougat WHO'S HUNGRY'#'computer is broken call tony for IT support'#'handitax error? call jenette'#'want to know the history about a particular client? call colleen'#'the handle on the men's toilet door is broken? tell mort'#'yes i did see him last night he made mongolian beef and---' i say as accountant heats up his mongolian beef for lunch#'i miss tony'#'i miss colleen'#'i miss jenette'#'had a 50 minute phone call with erandi back in june mostly discussing how i should leave and I'M STILL HERE'#i don't know#i don't talk much#talking about charlotte#discussing CPA results#complaining that tony isn't here and we have no IT support and what's the point and
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