#absolute goofballs

[dy3rs3v3]

The Metallica boys (drunkenly) goofing off circa 1983

[piratefishmama]

Steve being convinced (read: forced) by the highschool drama teacher to play the part of "King" in a production, not a speaking role, his job is to just... look the part, look down upon his subjects from a throne, sit above them, powerful, regal, with the side note that he has to maintain that air of disinterest through the whole thing until he's 'assassinated/usurped'.

he only says yes because he was promised an automatic pass if he did it, as no-one else could really fit and maintain the look the teacher had envisioned.

and Eddie Munson, playing the role of court jester, putting his whole jestussy into making Steve crack both his character, and a smile.

because Steve wouldn't get his automatic pass if he broke character, and Eddie feels it's his sworn duty to not let King Steve coast through school on his good looks.

[saphira-artandoc]

A champion's purpose

[doloneia]

telemachus: would you still love me if i was a worm

peisistratus: … yes?

telemachus: ok follow up question. would you still love me if i asked you to break the customs of xenia and just drop me off at my ship

peisistratus, sighing: my dad is gonna be so pissed [swerves chariot around]

[vcrnons]

MARK's acrostic poem for ❛ WALK ❜. *other cereal brands are available.

[naamahdarling]

A story in three pictures:

He just launched himself right outta that thing and onto the floor.

No further pics because I was laughing too hard to continue.

[bamfwizard]

you know what. dare I think that that butterfly is jayvik in spirit form. dare I believe that it's their astral forms, in every timeline, watching the puzzle pieces fall into place. what then. huh

[earlgreyscentedgarbage]

"My promise, I've kept it."

[madiineko]

did someone order a bron-zel-jr sandwich? 😳

another fun collab with @ichiro-artosaki featuring her Durge (Eris Jr), my Tav (Bronwynn), and a very grumpy Lae’zel!!!

don’t worry though, Lae’zel is doing just fine :]c

[tainebot01]

May I have this dance?

[brielarsonist]

she is the love of my life

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Pac looking at the mugshot fanart someone drew of him, quickly googling what 6' 6" is in cm, then cheering when he realizes the fanartist made him tall LMAO

[m4rs-ex3]

ok so we know that soren only meets with corvus at lux aurea which means he's just gonna be clowning around with zym and the baitlings for a bit and i am thrilled

[stoicman-wbk]

"This one's for you, Kiryu-kun!" Suo boasted as he proceeded to miss every shot at the carnival game.

(I'm all for perfectionist Suo but he needs to be stupid at times xD )

Soul, you're a genius! I love the idea of Suo being absolutely terrible at something but being silly about it __

1) "This one's for you, Kiryu-kun!" Suo boasted as he proceeded to miss every shot at the carnival game.

2) Kiryu doubled over, his laughter coming out in breathless wheezes as Suo continued to make terrible attempts one after another.

3) "Suo-chan," Kiryu managed to say through his bits of laughter, "you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

4) "Doing what," Suo replied with an amused tone, "winning Kiryu-kun the grand prize?"

5) He proceeded to make a show of spinning his arm in a dramatic circle before tossing the ball toward the target once again….only for it to miss by a long shot and bounce off of the table, then the wall, and ricochet back toward them....where it proceeded to smack Suo straight in the eye.

6) "Ah!" Suo exclaimed in shock, then laughing at his own misfortune, "Kiryu-kun, I might end up with two eyepatches at this rate!"

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Feel free to send me more prompts for the Windbreaker 1+5 Sentences Ask Game!

[ducktracy]

I NEVER POSTED THIS but in April i made a favorite character bingo for fun. some spaces i feel i was just trying to find something to fill in but i think this accurately reflects my tastes

alternative:

[swaggy-buggy]

my interpretation of Evelyn because she's mysterious and cool and I love her so much and I think she's criminally underrated

and also Flapjack <3