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dumb fucking blind man frowning dot jpeg

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i love those old comic book covers that are like. really aggressively trying to get you to read them. IT'S THE SERIES OF THE CENTURY!!!! THE MOST SCANDALOUS ISSUE THAT WILL EVER TOUCH YOUR EYES! WE WILL SHOOT YOU POINT BLANK IF YOU DON'T READ THIS RIGHT NOW

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(me every six months) what if I crashed out rn over my favorite character from a piece of media because the fandom's interpretation is so much more shallow than the depths of their backstory and recesses of their psyche

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am I the only one that finds the fact that movie!Rogue is with Iceman really, really, really funny. like that's fucking hilarious. and they restated that that was a thing in DOFP??? when they had a plot-convenient chance to undo it??? the SAME year that Bobby was confirmed gay in the comics. like huh ok that's kinda hilarious

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I get to see Hadestown today! Second time in person!

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Kurt Wagner is so brat summer

like yeah I think he'd roll around Krakoa like "you could watch me pull up on your body like it's summer take my clothes off in the water splash around and get you blessed like holy water"

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fuck I'm re-re-reading the '93 Gambit series and like oh my GOD Remy I think THREE of your romantic interests in one house is TOO MANY at a time. like I'm just pointing at my screen yelling WHOREEEEE 🫵🫵🫵🫵

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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stupid fucking man stupid dumb guy

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Rogue: Remy you need to leave you're gonna die

Gambit: 🤸‍♂️theres gotta🤸‍♂️be🤸‍♂️another way🤸‍♂️

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throws my loser Romy children OCs at you because I have too much time on my hands

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I think me having to look up how old Rogue was in the Savage Land is a pretty bad sign for the morality of shipping Rogueneto

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Okay, listen. All I'm gonna say is that when a rich guy made a fleet of robots to track down and neutralize people of a certain genetic makeup, the X-Men kicked all their asses. And all of yall Marvel fans stood up and applauded. Just saying.

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the sequel

Horse

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just some food for thought

if there's one thing that can be said about 90s Gambit, it's that he uses CIGS to make the VOICES stop

oh my fucking god Remy slow the fuck down you're going through A PACK AND A HALF EVERY 5 PAGES CALM DOWN

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if there's one thing that can be said about 90s Gambit, it's that he uses CIGS to make the VOICES stop

oh my fucking god Remy slow the fuck down you're going through A PACK AND A HALF EVERY 5 PAGES CALM DOWN

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found the meme while doomscrolling marvel unlimited and gotta repost because he's so funny