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hanasnx ¡ 8 months ago
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life in technicolor.
MINORS DNI 18+ WARNINGS: not edited mb | f!reader | sex tape | sexual content | established relationship | riding. NOTES: dedicated to @murdrdocs. credit for the cam idea
ABED NADIR had rented out that clunky camera from the film department ages ago. It sits in his living room precariously balanced on a stack of books on a shelf, and you cannot stop staring at it. It draws you in like a moth to flame, constantly staring into its lens. One part of you is paranoid it’s recording because it’s like Abed to leave it on to capture life as it exists, and the other part secretly daydreams he left it on to capture something else. Regardless of any fantasies, you know he wouldn’t just leave it on on purpose, right?
You chew your lower lip as you watch it and wonder what it would be like if he’d planned to make a movie with you. One without inhibitions or clothes. That kind of spontaneity isn’t within his peripheral, but you still hold out hope.
“What are you looking at?” his question snaps you out of your stupor, jumping in place before meeting his expectant gaze. The noises of the movie playing come into focus as your mouth parts only to expel silence. “You were looking over there so I just thought there was something to look at.” Abed answers your hesitance as if he anticipated your confusion, gesturing with a finger in the direction of the camera while his hand is still wrapped around the spoon in his cereal bowl.
“Oh!” you exclaim, glancing between him and the lens, shaking your head. “It’s nothing.” Uncomfortably, you shift in your seat, stuffing your clasped hands between your thighs. He notes that with a twitch to his brow. “I was just staring off into space.”
He continues to test the waters, adjusting the point of his finger towards the TV, “Is the movie boring?”
“Mm-mm.” You press your lips together and shake your head again. When you sigh, you visibly relax, sinking into his couch.
“You’re doing that thing you do.”
You hum in inquiry, frowning at him.
“The deflection.” He’s not a stranger to getting lost in thought, but you sure do get lost the most when you’re watching that camera. Regardless of his inexperience in the physical intimacy facet of a relationship, he knows how to read people, and he certainly knows what cameras are used for. He recognizes that flush in your cheeks. “You wanna try it out?”
At first he kept experimenting, showing you the buttons to press, demonstrating how to hold it, observing your reactions. You aren’t interested in being a film major, he knows that, but now that you’ve learned how to use it, who’s to decide what you’ll use it on? It’s easy to deduce where it’s headed, and it gets real dirty real fast.
“Point it down- between us.” Those breathless words send shivers down your spine, especially because he’s usually so silent when he’s inside you. You do as he says, recording where your bodies conjoin: his ruts up into you, your hole swallowing him up, the ring of cream forming at his base. It’s not often he gets to indulge you in the physical side of sensuality, this is his way of appeasing you. He’ll trim it up, edit it, make it pretty, and let you have a copy of the sex tape he has a hand in making right now. He doesn’t mind, his face isn’t in it anyway. Nobody’ll know it’s his tan dick fucking your insides. “I like you… like this.” he confesses, and a grin stretches onto your lips when you feel his hands squeeze your hips.
“You mean when I’m on top?”
“Yes,” he grunts, and a sting shoots through your abdomen. “I like what you look like. You look really pretty. Up there.” Broken phrases are interrupted by his sounds of effort, lithe body bucking into you as you struggle to keep the camera steady.
“Do I feel good?” you whisper, and Abed’s head tilts back. It defines his adam’s apple, and if this camera wasn’t in your way you’d lean down to lick it.
Your question does not go unheeded for he knows intimately how important verbal praise is to you, so he tries to be vocal. This is for you. He sucks in a breath, “Yes. Yes, very.”
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strangerathecinema ¡ 1 year ago
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i need them all to meet so badly actually
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mammons-lover ¡ 3 months ago
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Lucifer Loosen up!
Belphegor (holding up Lucifer's coat): Hey, Lucifer left his coat here today.
Asmodeus (grabs the coat): Oohhh, let me put it on. Look at me, I’m Lucifer. All of my brothers drive me craaazzyyy!
Belphegor (taking the coat and putting it on): I'm Lucifer, I don't show emotions because I'm too prideful.
Mammon: Bro, we're being funny here...
Belphegor (shrugs): Oh, sorry.
Mammon (grabs the coat and puts it on): Okay, my turn. My name's Lucifer, and I'm in love with Diavolo but won't tell him.
All laugh but then Lucifer walks in, so they quickly throw his coat back to him.
Lucifer (folding his coat): I don't sound like that.
Lucifer (about to walk away but turns back): And I'm not in love with Diavolo!
Diavolo (walking in with a playful smile): You're not in love with me?
Lucifer: Be quiet, we have a meeting to get to.
Belphegor (snickers): Awkwaaarrdd...
Asmodeus (whispers): I think someone's in denial.
Mammon (laughs): Yeah, right?
(Not gonna lie you DiaLuci fans are getting to me, I see the vision!!)
(Inspired by community, with Troy and abed pretending to Jeff)
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troynabed ¡ 9 months ago
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conversation between two AI bots trying to appear human
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free-worldplease ¡ 2 years ago
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If they don’t do a segment of Troy and Abed in the morning to promote the Community movie then they missed an excellent marketing opportunity
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assiraphales ¡ 2 years ago
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hmmmmm there’s so much to unpack about “clone abed” because he makes sure to specify that he’s not an exact replica. he says, “I have all of abed’s abilities and memories, but I'm missing his wild emotionality. although I think I may be able to let troy go now” and it’s almost startling how different abed is post geothermal escapism. he’s closer to early season 1 abed (before he was besties with troy) when while still an avid movie fanatic and dedicated to the craft film, lacked the whimsy he exuded when he had his best friend. he didn’t do bits. he rarely wore funny costumes or did voices. he didn’t come up with new traditions or start school wide pillow fights. he didn’t talk about the dreamatorium. even when britta and jeff started a 1920s themed speakeasy he didn’t immediately play along. I wonder if he stopped doing things like that bc he could stop thinking “i wish troy was here.” it’s almost as if to cope w him leaving, “clone abed” left behind everything that reminded him of troy (which included some of the best parts of himself)
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craigularory-joe ¡ 3 months ago
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Day 12
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ur-mentallyill-wench ¡ 8 months ago
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To all the people upset Jeff/annie isn’t canon, for starters you’re objectively wrong (in my opinion but like come on they were 18 and like 36 at first kiss) and also imagine being upset a ship isn’t canon because dispite them kissing and having a will they won’t they the whole show. Get on my level and ship characters that aren’t gay and won’t get together but still put your whole soul into manifesting it
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t-bone-barnes ¡ 8 months ago
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alpha reveal
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defectivegembrain ¡ 8 months ago
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It must've been painful and awkward for Troy and Abed to sit and watch the documentary on the pillow war, but especially unfair for Abed to have to hear Shirley not only automatically assume he was solely at fault but call him a robot for it. I mean like. What the fuck
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semisutopia ¡ 2 years ago
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𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵
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abed x fem!reader
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“guys we have to do something. y/n hasn’t been in any anthropology classes and we haven’t seen her all week”, britta started the study group’s discussion.
shirley and annie both nodded their heads in vigorous agreement while troy, pierce, and jeff looked at each other in questioning. “what can we even do though? it’s not like we can just go to her dorm and talk to her”, troy said.
“not true, i’ve been to her dorm. i know where it is”, annie retaliated. “but does that really matter? maybe she doesn’t want to talk to us. you ever think about that?”, jeff said with his legs on the table.
“why wouldn’t she want to?”, shirley asked. “maybe she’s gotten sick of us”, annie said with a frown. “there’s no way that could happen. she’s told me all about her high school 'friends'. she loves our company”, britta replied.
“abed, sweetie, you’ve been really quiet. everything alright?”, shirley noticed him being nonverbal. everyone turned their heads to the eighteen-year-old.
“britta’s right. y/n wouldn’t get sick of us. she keeps talking about how happy she is to have us. that’s an unlikely situation”, abed stated. “yeah..but aren’t you concerned that we haven’t seen her in a whole week?”, britta asked.
abed simply shrugged and said, “yes but we can’t control her. jeff’s the dad. controlling is his job”.
suddenly, a gasp emerged from jeff’s mouth. “she’s sleeping with someone”, he stated his revelation.
“what drew you to that conclusion?”, britta asked.
“think about it right. y/n's not the type of person to ditch her friends at all. especially since we have such a significance in her life. the only explanation for her avoiding us is embarrassment. she doesn’t want us to know she’s yknow”, he make the hand gesture that caused everyone else to roll their eyes.
“okay i vote we go to her dorm and ask her ourselves and find out definitively”, britta paused and glared at jeff, “that y/n is not sleeping with anyone”. with that, they all set off for y/n's dorm.
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britta knocked on y/n's door only for her to answer after a full minute. she opened the door and looked panicked. “aha! quick, check her dorm for someone!”, jeff instructed and troy and pierce followed suit.
in the midst of them checking her closet, desk, and under her bed, y/n was looking at no one in particular and staring at the floor, fiddling with her fingers.
“what the hell are you doing?!”, she asked. “we know you’re sleeping with someone missy!”, pierce explained. “what the fuck? i’m not sleeping with anyone. and STOP MESSING UP MY ROOM”, she pulled troy back by the shoulder.
the three men stopped and now it was the girls’ turn to be questionable. “y/n, where have you been? you’ve missed every anthropology class since the semester began”, annie said.
“are you really not sleeping with anyone, y/n? because if you are…that’s…real good for you. yknow getting yourself going. good for you, girl”, shirley also said.
it was important to note that since entering her dorm, abed had not taken his gaze off of y/n. in contrast, she was doing her best to not look at him at all.
y/n sighed and replied, “no, shirley i have not been sleeping with anyone. i’ve just been taking early morning classes to manage my time better. and anthropology is so useless now. literally, nothing happens”.
“yeah but it still counts for credit. you’re lucky duncan has been drunk every class and doesn’t notice your absence. but what about coming to the library?”, britta asked.
y/n started fiddling more and breathing started becoming harder for her. “um- uh- i just didn’t feel like it”. “come on y/n. you can tell us. we’re your best friends”, annie said, trying to encourage her best friend.
“because i like abed okay?!”, y/n blurted quietly. the room went quiet.
“uh- um- yeah i- sorry abed. but yeah i like you”, she started, still not looking up at him. “i get really panicked around you and so i’ve been avoiding you and the library and anthropology classes because i have romantic feelings for—“, y/n's words got cut short as abed lifted her face up and pressed a kiss to her lips.
a gasp escaped annie as britta and troy fist bumped in the back. shirley placed her hands on her chest and smiled, wholeheartedly at the scene. after a few seconds, abed pulled away. “uh w-why’d you do that?”, y/n questioned, still on her toes from the kiss.
“i have romantic feelings for you too. i thought they were obvious”, abed admitted. “weren’t they obvious?”, he looked back at jeff who just shrugged.
“well at least now, she’s gonna be sleeping with someone” “jeff!”, britta said and hit him in the arm.
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hanasnx ¡ 8 months ago
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too bad i forget.
MINORS DNI 18+ NOTES: takes place during s2e2 where annie, abed, and troy break into a lawyers office | not sure how i feel about this bcos it was stuck in my head and i felt like i was trying to fit too many things in but whatevs
“You guys!” you exclaim, stamping your foot in frustration. “I’m the smartest one in the group and all I’ve been used for is bait and distraction.” With each angry bounce in place—conveying your mini temper tantrum as you complain—you hadn’t realized your chest rippled from the impacts of your stomps until their eyes drifted and remained there. Both Troy and ABED NADIR watch your curves move under the thin material of your form-fitting dress, and you scoff in offense. Your arms cross over, veiling your cleavage and breaking their trance. Finally, they meet your gaze as you frown at them. It’s humiliating enough to be looked at like a piece of meat, but you would’ve never expected that behavior from Abed.
A little later, it furthers still when you lift a box of files to prop open the door. Your little heels don’t stay under you when you crouch, sliding to a sit on the floor with your legs folded out on either side of you, and your ass jiggles from your firm landing. Embarrassed, you squeak, and whirl your head around to face the boys, checking if they caught your blunder. Troy has his back turned, but Abed’s unabashedly watching. His eyes follow the deep arch of your back, how your ass fans out sat against the floor, your smooth legs tucked in a most exquisite way. It shocks you enough to idle as he tilts his head. Only when you scramble up, face hot and deeply colored, does Abed return to his task of searching the computer for evidence. Hastily, you dust off your outfit, and make sure it’s not exposing more than it already was. Briefly, you remember the way he scanned you, and you feel a disappointment you didn’t let that linger a little longer.
You and Abed aren’t a thing, but you know how upset he sounded when he heard Jeff had kissed you that night, after the dance. The big reveal right in that study room had him practically storm out after verbalizing Jeff’s blatant disregard for human decency. It was mortifying to say the least, you’d never seen Abed so upset. His voice had a subtle edge that you may have never noticed if you didn’t spend so much time with him. Additionally, there was that one time that Pierce had described you and Britta as—what he believed to be—your most identifying features: one of you was “flat-ass” and the other was “the one Abed wants to nail.” One million questions had flooded your head all of them having to do with the latter. Another time was pottery class, and you hadn’t realized it in the moment, but sculpting a defined phallic shape accidentally had caught the eye of both Abed and Jeff. Running your wet hands up and down the shaft of the clay had brought them both to pensive silence as they observed your graceful movements. All this evidence kept piling up to explain Abed’s strange behavior tonight, but you keep denying it.
You keep denying it right up until you can’t take it anymore, right up until you’re back at his place, straddling him. Your lips against his, you find him oddly stiff. The kiss itself isn’t unpleasant, but you can feel his hesitance. Or maybe he’s just nervous, manifesting in rigid movements. Nevertheless, you find it appealing. A guy who gets worked up kissing strikes your fancy because you’ve always imagined yourself as the one to take it slow. It’s refreshing that he’s beating you to it. Your dress is cascaded over his pelvis, and his head is propped up on the armrest of his couch. Sweetly, he’s returning your kiss the best of his ability, even parting your lips with his when he slips you a glimpse of tongue.
You pull away to speak, but he interrupts your path. “Did I not do it right?” he asks, but his tone is characteristically devoid of concern. Instead, it’s calculative, as if he’s been measuring your enjoyment inside his head and is surprised to have been incorrect just now.
“Oh, you’re doing fine.” you reply with a relieved grin, clutching onto the front of his shirt. “I just wanted to say…” You lean down, pecking his willing lips. “you could… you know, touch me a little.” Those hands of his have been faithfully laying atop your thighs this entire exchange, and he glances warily down at them. So you help him. “Like this.” You palm the backs of his hands and gently glide them along your body, riding up your dress as they come to sit at the space right above your ass. Searching his eyes, you can see a glint of enthusiasm pass through them, and then those curious hands invite themselves to take a generous grope of your backside, incidentally rutting your core against the crotch of his jeans. You exhale, disbelief mixed with pleasure, and you could predict he was gonna say he saw this move in a movie once. Didn’t give him the chance though, pressing your chest against his to recapture his lips.
Strangely forward, Abed experimentally rocks you. Shallow jostles back and forth which is not at all what you expected from him. It’s unnerving until a twang slips from his lips, “Gonna ride me like a cowgirl tonight, huh?”
It becomes clear. You can tell he’s getting nervous treading into unknown territory, and falling back on a reference you don’t understand playing a character you don’t know is a way to diffuse that. “This is not a movie, Abed.” you chide.
“Sorry.”
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windypuddle ¡ 3 months ago
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hear me out
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desire-mona ¡ 11 months ago
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community as things my friends and i have said
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conanssummerchild ¡ 7 months ago
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danny not being in the commentary for virtual systems analysis is insane to me??? its literally the most abed centric episode in the show and hes not there, like whyyyy, i wanted to know all his opinions :(
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idrewagiraffe ¡ 2 years ago
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in the dreamatorium episode with abed and annie, you can see in the background of abeds made up scenarios that the vending machines in greendale only sell buttered noodles. the tiny details the writers put into the show is one reason why i love it some much.
also i think it's pretty obvious that buttered noodles are a safe food for abed
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