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Happy 3rd Birthday to Spring and a Storm !!!!!
#thats right guys#now vol.1 is starting to be 3 years old#a year for each of the 3 freaks#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj soul
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...
#svsss#svsss shitpost#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#sqq#luo binghe#bingqiu#scum villain self saving system#SY would unironically thing LBH's scrabble skills are impressive and hot#it's not even LBH spelling out the spicy words#its 'OOH 3 words in and already using 12 letters? in one word?! bold sexy astute'#'a Q? how debonair'#they're made for each other#not because any sort of soulmate nonsense but because they're both right type of freak to respond well to that#imagine being taken in by the intellectual prowess of another man's scrabble skill because youre that much of a prick and a know it all#SY is simultaneously a good and terrible person#truly a redditor#meanwhile LBH is someone who never made a friend in 12 + years of schooling and simultaneously is extremely popular#equally freak behavior#both does and doesnt have a hobby#would be an incel if he didnt choose his target and won't let go#kids these freaks are professionals#do not repeat#not even getting into how SY is both pulling not with mulitple people constantly and its like you think how is this man single?#and yet is not how#its where and when but also why
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i rewatched the spider-verse movies so im thinking about miles atm but you have a couple posts about him and LoF so i was just wondering what would the bats opinions be on him ??
oh, they're gonna love him. peter has quite a few pupils in the future, but miles is his legacy. carrying on that spider-man name and making it his own? miles is practically his little brother in the future, his pride and joy. the Bats are older too around this time so they each have different dynamics with miles. bruce is leaning towards fully retired by the time peter is in his mid twenties (i think bruce is like 53 when peter is 25?). by the time miles comes around they're used to having students and a bunch of family so he is welcomed with open arms
#before anyone freaks out and goes like “omg they meet miles???”#i promised lof ends happy#so ofc they do#i can't wait to delve into more of peter and miles later on#because miles is peter's student first and foremost#but if peter isnt around for some reason there's literally so many people for miles to turn to for help#he's never gonna be alone#me when i make a universe where they're all actually friends and can rely on each other:#yippeeee#miles morales#peter parker#but we're talking like. WAY far in the future#miles is like 3 years old in lof rn#there's an 11 year age gap#so when peter is 25 miles will be 14#so approx 11 years before we get to see miles 😔💔#dw he gets content#because he's my favorite spider-man#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#thank you for the ask!#peter parker in gotham
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look at these losers they look like they stink
#beatles fanart#beatles#george harrison#john lennon#paul mccartney#ringo starr#the beatles#click for quality :)#redraw of a redraw of a redraw of a terrible drawing I made in 2018 that i’ve done to commiserate the fact that PAUL IS IN MY CITY RIGHT NOW#AND DESPITE MY BEST EFFORT I DID NOT GET TICKETS OR EVEN RESALE TICKETS AND IM SO MAD#anyway#every year without fail since I was 11 my winter arc has been me going insane over these fuckers again i fear it is over for me#q if you could spend a day with John how would you spend it ??#a: in bed#🫵🤨#they slept together ‘a lot’ guys don’t blame me im simply illustrating historical fact#this isn’t actually meant to be a ship post I just love how all 4 of them r little freaks about each other <3#beatle sandwich :3#4 headed monster#i would say non toxic masculinity male friendship goals but absolutely not they were none of those things#weirdos (/affectionate)#paul is mewing <33#j + p + g + r
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for requestober ! my heart's been aching for yanderapy for a while and i would like to get something about them :3 i don't have a specific prompt . i do like to see them more on the angsty-unhealthy-relationship side lol like some of the requests you made last year . overall , just seeing anything about them would be nice . X3
Day 1 - Sodium Chloride Couple
#My art#Requestober#Yanderapy#First req of the year is my boys!! I am blessed!! 💕 Thank you for thinking of them <3#Hopefully this will sate your desires enough - it's not exactly angsty but I did try to bring in a bit of their weirdness lol#Y'know that one post that's just accidentally recreating the Homestuck shipping quadrant?#I still know very little about Homestuck but does Kismesis do anything to make the two chill out or is it just aimed at each other lol#Personally I really like the concept of a sodium chloride couple! That two people match each other's freak just right and become harmless#Because that's these two so much!! They're perfect for each other on accident (on purpose) and make each other better!#Ishida would ask too much and Mitsu would give too much if they were with different people#But their tendencies balance each other out - make them realize they're going too far because of what they see in the other#That and they genuinely like each other <3 They want to improve the other both selfishly and altruistically#Selfishly because then they get the best version of the other all to themselves hehe <3#But altruistically because they wish for each other's happiness and gain confidence in their ability to grant it#They're good for each other's self esteem! Although Ishi was already pretty self-confident before they got together haha#He feels happier and more whole with Micchan tho <3 Like he wants to - and can be! - his best self for and with him#All the mushy-gushyness on them being silly together lol - clearly it's been too long since I've doodled them I'm rambly ♪#Had a lot of fun with the hands here :) Ishi holding Mitsu's face so delicately ♫#They probably could (and probably do lol) switch who's got what and be just as happy#They just enjoy being together and making each other all head-silly haha <3 Not hard for either to achieve ♪
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did u know the secret to mental health is developing an alter who matches ur freak and then getting kinda toxic and yaoiful about it in the headspace. this is real I think it's what they tell u to do in the dsm. u can believe me
#oversharing: one of the guys in my head has spent like . oh god 7 years? being the token freak.#but now there's two of us in here hehe and um. haha. let's just say I'm biting down on his head with my big dog teeth (violently)#and he loves it :3 <3 <3#we are going to gayly maul each other to death for fun (this is how we heal and learn to love ourself).#anyway this is Obviously not the only yaoiful thing going on inside my head u should see the relationship graphs I've mapped out#it's fun I'm having fun. I like being sober(-ish) and I like rediscovering different parts of myself
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quick! @damedechance is only just waking up! time to post 2025 shardechance bingo cards — rare pair & tropes edition!
#shardechance#eris and feyre getting 3 entries each on the rp bingo card and NOT one together is so funny acually#eris and feyre get 3#mor elain and rhys get 2#azriel lucien nesta and gwyn get 1#also i'm obsessed with making bingo cards atm#also no hints for freak week here... if that's a thing that's coming back this year...
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Y'all
the Switch 2 is gonna be fire.
Like I didn't think of this initially but it the concept of the controllers essentially being able to be used as mice is opening up SOOOO many possibilities. Think about it.
I'm seeing it mostly mentioned with DS/3DS emulation. Like name a better way to get touch controls on a console (handheld mode you could obviously just touch the screen, but I like docked.) But think about it. Minecraft on Switch 2 could be the best console Minecraft to date.
Imagine Pikmin 4 and being able to AIM with that. (I never liked the gyro which is why I never bought the game BUT IF THEY DO THIS. best control scheme since Pikmin 3 on the Wii U. That was 2013.)
Splatoon skill ceiling about to skyrocket even higher, I'm honestly scared.
Just think of all the indie games that are built more with a mouse in mind, easily making the Switch 2 the definitive console version for once in Nintendo's life.
The best part? The sensor is on BOTH joycons. Left handed? Right handed? No problem.
The possibilities with this gimmick are something I think will genuinely be revolutionary and massively improve console experiences.
I will fight scalpers tooth and nail to get my hands on one of these things, but I'm also hoping for a Xenoblade X special edition console. A dock with the glorious X logo in bright cyan, the black controllers with blue accents, a Mira carrying case... Nintendo please. This and fix the goddamn drift
#switch 2#my brother and i freaked out about this earlier#also the switch and switch 2 would genuinely be so good for ds emulation?#like here's an idea: turn the console sideways. boom. vertical screen. at least for handheld/tabletop#if the kickstand for the switch 2 is right is could defiantly work#also maybe even plug controllers (i know the regular ones don't have this connector) into EACH of the USB C ports for handheld#although i worry about them actually damaging the ports without a proper mount to handle the weight#so probably not gonna happen#but man. switch 2. why the fuck do we have to wait 3 months to hear more HAVE I NOT WAITED YEARS ALREADY???
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once again I am weepy over the fake people in my head
#kasper yaps#UGH. UGH. THABNER#i just get emotional over their growth#i didnt really develop them until the past uhh... maybe 8 months idk how long its been#i had them for so many years and only recently sat down and made their story coherent#and its still being worked on and it'll change AGAIN im sure but wahhh#i love my goobers#sorry that i ignored u guys for uh... like 3 years or something. its ok they came back stronger#i need to put them in more Situations ive been domestic and tame with them but i cant help it!!! im soft and i love Love#even a dysfunctional love#three cheers for these weirdo freaks who rolled a dice and found each other#and theyre both worse for it. but thats love babey
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hear me out,,, emo masadai n domesticated masadai fourway...
it aint even been two hours you couldnt stay out of my inbox for two hours and its to come at me with this
#nsff#snap chats#and yet why am i listening………….. and why are my earholes open………. freak…..#anyway shoutout to the random ass spam call i got i got to hear ichi ringtone <3#now i just be thinkina them old ass y2 daigo/aoki + masato/chairman daigo doodles i did last year….. i was cookin somethin….#their designs are just so funny in comparison with each other Respectfully#i mean tbh all y2 daigo has in common with aoki is the way their bangs go that lit it#with chairman tho.. the slicked back hair and questionably-green-or-grey tie makes me chortle…#extra delulu points for how there are Fine Lines on chairman’s suit…. lol….. anyways…..#thinks long and hard forever about how y2 daigo could have run into aoki… i need to revisit that concept again…#get out of my inbox i thought you didnt like me you stupid baka ……
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today is 乐华年会 (yuehua's yearly gathering) themed around cosplay! so here are my personal highlights:
2 generations of yuehua main vocals who i bias <3 wenjun and the rest of NEXT went with 新中式 (modern chinese) fashion instead of cosplay, but i'm not complaining
li wenhan cosplayed as their ceo du hua (he is the funniest person in yuehua for this)
WHAT IS BOYHOOD EVEN COSPLAYING LOL WHY ARE HALF OF THEM IN 女装 (update i found out that it's meteor garden cosplay)
YEARLY NEXT INTERACTION (they don't even include quanzhe anymore i hate yuehua 乐华娱乐倒���了!!!!)
#jxx and yjl matching each other's freak fr.#i saw wenjun and zhengting together and i had to put down my phone and go walk around a bit#kicking my feet giggling MY FAVOURITES ARE BACK <3#also wenjun is singing 盛夏入场券 again which.. can he release new music please it has been 2 years
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came across a letter a friend wrote to me in high school and lol. lmao. l o l.
#what's the gay experience? it's having insane intense friendships with other girls#where you write each other what can only be described as love letters#wherein your friend will write:#''you're my rock'' and ''you render me speechless'' and ''I love you unconditionally'' and ''you're stupidly perfect''#& because you're fucking stupid you're gonna freak out when that friend ''unexpectedly'' texts you she has a crush on you 3 months later HA#anyways I always thought kind of abstractly about my high school experience as being a victim of circumstance#(as in: when you're in the Obviously Queer group of kids they all start dating each other even if you yourself aren't out yet)#but after reading this letter I was like. oh. no. that's not what happened.#as it turns out I was fostering incredibly intense as-good-as-relationships with my closest friends and it was leading to obvious results#anyways. haven't been a hot commodity since high school but man those were some emotionally tumultuous times hahahaha#I haven't spoken to this girl in at least 7 years. wonder where she is
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resident favorite mutual if i picked favorites but i obviously don't <3 u are incredibly kind and sweet and funny and u have wonderful taste in media and i dont just say that because our tastes overlap so much its almost scary. i havent been utilizing our psychic connection enough to tell u i love u but I!!! LOVE U !!!! forever thankful that my depression spiral last year sent me to this side of tumblr where i met u <3
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOEV YOU!!!!
anonymously tell me what you think of me
#can you believe we're coming up on one whole year of mutualship#that's one whole year of freaking out about benvi together and swapping couch theory posts and going insane in the gc and#screaming about each other's wips and all that other good stuff <3#ily i can't wait to see what 2024 has in store for us!!#answered#anon#<- well yk#nice messages
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i really like the idea of the game changer battle royale being employees from college humor vs people who were brought in for dimension 20, make some noise, etc
#crunchyposts#this is exactly what it is. and i enjoy it#i have been in a 3 month long hyperfixation i can tell you where each of the new blood people came in#so this is very fun to me#also like years ago even before i got DEEP into this obsession i really liked adam ruins everything and college humor sketches#so seeing adam conover there is very fun#the actual animals. freaked me out a bit though lol#game changer
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have i told you guys about my constant video game save data corruption nightmares
#op#or like. not rly nightmares just bad dreams#anyways last night i dreamed that i was playing acnh & one of my villagers glitched & like . duplicated & the 2 of the same villager saw -#each other & freaked out & crashed the game so hard my save data got corrupted#& i woke up scared as fuck from it because i thought i lost a 3 year old save file for no fucking reason
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