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ssspringroll · 8 months ago

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Apartment: 1B Civic Cliffs

Building features: Communal laundry room

Status: VACANT

Make a sim for this space!

An affordable, lived-in 2 bedroom with a lot of charm, if you can find it underneath that layer of grime.

E.T. Moneybags Inc. guarantees a personalized home renovation* for each tenant!

*minor renovations only. furnishings will be added, altered, or replaced to suit the lifestyle of the resident, but the apartment will not be completely gutted and remodeled for them. Things like personalized clutter, hobby or career-related items, and accommodations for occult type, family members, or pets.

#etm realty #for rent #i like this one a lot #but this is like my ideal decorating style i LIVE for this #i hope it doesnt have too MUCH personality #in my head that 2nd bedroom is a guy who's totally convinced hes only gonna be living here a couple days.#a week‚ tops.#ive got the other apartment on this same floor almost ready to go too so #that one might get posted sometime tomorrow #its close its just lacking a certain something and i dont know what lol #ill figure it out #or i wont #🤷‍♂️#i might add more to this one too tbh i think the living room could use a rug and maybe the more permanent bedroom #could use some curtains...#we'll see i guess

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whyissupernaturaltrending · 5 months ago

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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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you know when you hesitate to commit another crime and the camera cuts back and he’s just there with the wettest eyes

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tav #tavstarion #it’s unstoppable force meets immovable object at this point #i’ve had this in my drafts for WEEKS #also i forget the name of the armour i put him in but it’s the one that gives you cat’s grace and also a crop top

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Jeremiah and Mike’s first conversation in FNAF 2

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philsmeatylegss · 3 months ago

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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right #hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm #that’s the plan #interrupted by fireworks - phil #the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year #I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head #like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out #will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles #dan and phil #phan

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walterdecourceys · 1 year ago

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whenever i'm not in school i romanticize it so much i'm always like "man i can't wait to write essays again" no you don't are you insane

#college will be cool for two weeks tops and then i will start breaking down again #.txt

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musubiki · 4 months ago

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balor 🥰

#fields of mistria #fom #balor #fanart #art #sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game #the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch #i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release #i thought i was gonna go for march #and immedately met this guy and just #his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters #i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn #sort of #except not evil #i think #love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations #unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society #love that <3333 #the dialouge for real is amazing #anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day #but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week #fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him #im so fucked up for him #not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him #also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day #like every hour or something

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dragonsareawesome123 · 7 months ago

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Absolutely FUCKED that a show that literally JUST came out is in danger of being cancelled bc people didn’t immediately go watch it. The current landscape of streaming television is FUCKED.

#the show hasn’t even been out for a week!#on top of that netflix has been absolutely shit at promoting this show #FUCK netflix i hate everything!#anyways stream dead boy detectives on netflix!#dead boy detectives #netflix

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otagoshi · 4 months ago

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clowns 🤡

I had done this for the clown week but for reasons I couldn't finish it in time (I still had more characters in mind to add but if I continued it would never end) but I thought it would be a waste not to publish it so I decided to do it postscript: if you have a character clown branch (classic clowns, jesters, mimes, pierrots, etc.) who that you like and is not here, put it in the comments and I will take it into account for next year! :o]

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toxungen · 11 months ago

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guard dog

#hi everyone long time no see....... sm has happened this year!! geez #year of the rabbit threw me 2 the wolves ..#but i got top surgery! on my 4th week of recovery ;9 #so stoked abt my nipples. im addidcted to taking off my shirt and striking a lil cunty pose in the mirror LOL #yippee!#will be posting some more older art soon stay tunedddd luv u guys hope yall are eating well <3 #furry #anthro

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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shhhh

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fushiita #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #tortured megumi fr three and a half draws in a row so now he can nap with his bf as a reward #thanks fr always being such a good sport megumi gomennnnnn #it's always a bit jarring going back 2 simple fluffy pieces after weeks of the heavier stuff #bc on one hand it's nice 2 just draw sth cute. but on the other hand i am like what am i supposed 2 Yap abt now!!!#wym they r just cuddling wym there is no Lore #the only thing abt this piece tht digs a bit deeper is th fact tht - unbeknownst 2 me while i ws sketching -#the pose ended up w them in the shape of an anatomically correct heart #patting my subconscious on th back fr that one . itfs heart imagery my beloved #also yuuji Koala itadori the absolute psychopath 100% th type 2 sleep in a hoodie without overheating . poor megumi smh #not only does he have 80kg of Boy practically On him but all th added heavy fabric on top of that #he may look peaceful here but best bet this boy is not getting a full 8 hours #maybe in its own way this too is a hina tortures megumi draws #i think he'll forgive me tho smile. he'll forgive yuuji too

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bigfatbreak · 10 months ago

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Hey, I know it’s impossible but what would be the first meeting of Marinette and Alya in Dad Villain?

Alya, like most, was instantly charmed~

Rose is usually the mastermind for who meets with her, though. lol. lmao, even

#dad villain au #alya cesaire #marinette dupain cheng #my art #marinette rlly does run the social media too on top of everything #mostly to show off cute pics of the food and advertise new products and sales #and sometimes to post pics of cool looking customers #luka made it on there once bc he wore a cool hoodie and he rode that high for weeks

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everwalldigan · 3 months ago

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Random reporter: Mr Wayne, do you think men can get pregnant?

Bruce: uh, I am.

Reporter: *laughs* you are?

Bruce, offended: how about a congratulations instead of laughing at me?

Reporter, starting to get flustered: oh, um congratulations, I’m sorry… so how far along are you?

Bruce: two weeks.

Reporter: oh, uh… how did you know you were pregnant after two weeks?

Bruce: my stomach was growling more than usual, plus me and him had sex so that’s probably where it came from…*points towards Clark across the room*

Reporter: did you take a pregnancy test?

Bruce: uh, no?

Reporter: then how do you know for sure?

Bruce, smiling condescendingly: because I have a kid, I know how it feels like and it was like this. Where did you think Dick came from?

Reporter: But you took him in after his—

Bruce, putting his hand on the reporters shoulder, concerned: There are pictures everywhere of the day of his birth. Are you feeling well? You look a little pale, maybe you should take an early night…

#Clark would absolutely play along #“it was supposed to be a one night stand but we got into a proper relationship cause I wanted to be there for my child #it’s the top news story for a week #this becomes his cover story every time he gets a new kid #”oh yeah Tim’s birth was so long- twenty hours in the hospital but he came out healthy thank goodness #cass’ birth was the easiest bless her #source: tiktok #batman #dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #dcu #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #Clark Kent #superbat #brucie wayne

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floweroflaurelin · 1 year ago

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BigB is making me lose my mind.

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My buddy @salemoleander made a post going over all the weird stuff with BigB’s unusual Secret and it got my mind racing. The red icon... The isolating, grindy, antisocial task... The strange phrasing… Makes you think 👀

(Even if it turns out to be nothing I WILL be headcanoning lore about it hehehe)

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 1 year ago

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“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

#top 10 most savage anime moments #I honestly don’t watch this episode THAT much #just bc jeff and britta ‘pretending’ to be in love and annie getting jealous is physcially upsetting for me #but the whole wedding scene is peak cinema #britta’s marryin britta’s marryin jeffrey wingerrr has been on loop in my head for weeks #and betty white is there lmfao kinda funny #ANYWAY #he humbled jeff so fast like GET HIS ASS‼️#community #nbc community #community nbc #abed nadir #jeff winger #abed’s uncontrollable queue-mas

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kernalbot · 1 month ago

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Goku would be taught the concept of "anal training", walk into the hyperbolic time chamber, and come out a day/year later able to gape on command

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #goku #he's gaping for vegeta #saiyan culture says its only gay if you top #thats why goku has the edge #vegeta would train for a week and get really good at it but not because he wants to top #he saw how powerful goku got and thought “oh i need to fight with a plug in to increase my battle power to surpass kakarot”#anyways

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