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Gonna be honest.
I hope it's a ho nest
Honus Wagoner
Yeah and like, NO tobacco usage anywhere
🚭 also like no kissing in my office ;)
#room 200 and Johnny went to banes and NobEL k#me to arthur in a fellowship of men up this somehow means the boy will read for you when he cines along sir#mmm scribbles...#she teared up and there were still like 3 inches fo go#gotta get that juice in her or out rather#kitchens#large flour scoops of well something that musk be for confectioners sugars#aometimes I like those moments where I realize what we are#also ok cool trick with the internet#like I guess you are gonna find a way to rwxh out and touch someone.... eventually#coming out the slums#and knowing this is like yeah#even a lunatic would want my seed some way some how#the lunatic is on the path.....now he is on the couch....now he is back to pacing the floor#also me: no I actually completely understand what he is going through#I could say he handles it better than I do#and that's ok#a walking talking machine#my little burrito...with another somewhere#looks like her sister but her mother and father isn't that weird#also me yup that's how family works empty nuts#I blow my load and get philosophical#all those cleaning memes well theres your ticket to bring room service#I mean.....#that night when we danced#if we had privacy#um we probably would have done more#I would be on fire and be like hold up turn you around and look right dorectly at your face and be like it's you#fine then I guess you did want it as bad as I did#if you are like that with the The One
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the machine.
a comic about being a 'creator' online.
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#in light of recent online 'success' i feel like this may come off as ungrateful#just wanna say that all the comics i make in this series are written about experiences i felt in 2022#which was a rough year personally and creatively#and i very luckily don't feel this way anymore#and this also isnt to shame anyone who DOES feel this way#its easy to start to feel like all you are is a vending machine of art#and like thats all you are to people#theres nothing human to you#it can be a bit of a pit#and on some level this damage is self inflicted but social media really doesnt help that feeling#this wont work for everyone but having friends around you who you can talk to about stuff that ISNT art#going outside for dinner#maybe walking around#its good for when you need that feeling to go away even a bit temporarily#youre a human being#not a mindless content creation machine#and i hope anyone who feels like this now can get to a place where they have a healthier relationship with their own work#good luck to all of you#and thank you for reading#comic art#its 10pm#stillindigo art
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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell
#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint#and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like#‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out#motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits#house#house md#james wilson#houseposting#lgbtq#lgbt
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okay well first of all ill never soften my grip dont want cash dont want card want it fast want it hard dont need money dont need fame i just want to make a change
i just wanna change
i just wanna change
i just wanna change
i just wanna change
i just wanna change
i know exactly what i want
and who i want to be
#I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE!!!!!!#going insane over this song being my own self fulfilling prophecy.#oh no!#marina and the diamonds#if i fail ill fall apart!! maybe it is all a test cause i feel like im the worst so i always act like im the best!!!!#tv taught me how to feel NOW REAL LIFE HAS NO APPEAL!!!!!!!#sorry dw about it
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It’s not the song I’m using for my animatic, but “Oh No!” by MARINA also matches Lore’s vibes!
#a lot of MARINA’s music fits him in my opinion!#‘I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine’#really Mr. Android? why? 😯💛✨
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so you're trying to tell me that dazai- "suicide song"- osamu didn't have marina as his top artist on spotify even once. are you hearing yourself.
#no seriously#marina has songs that are so fucked and are the epitome of mental illness#esp from family jewels and electra heart#(and most probably more but those two albums are what i listen to religiously)#all her lyrics are so openly concerning. like. there's no flowery metaphor or subtlety#it's an open call for help#but all the songs are catchy as fuck. upbeat. something that doesn't make you think hey. this is sad as hell#sounds like someone you know?#“maybe it is all a test/ cause I feel like I'm the worst/ so i act like i'm the best.”#"I know exactly what I want and who I want to be/I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine/I'm now becoming my self-fulfilled proph#“it's my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die”#i can keep going all day#bsd#dazai osamu
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why are people so weird about silence
#like 5 times in the past week it has come up#every time someone walks into the room where i’m working they’re like ‘haha you should turn the radio on’ i don’t want to#i’m the only one in here#was helping another guy set up a machine and he was like ‘you can put your headphones in. i’ve got mine that’s why i’m not talking’ like#cool bro. i didn’t even know it would have been an issue if you hadn’t said something. i think that’s just on you#and at dnd another person was talking about how weird and quiet their tattoo artist is bc she doesn’t talk and i was like#god that sounds IDEAL#why do people assume silence is inherently awkward and uncomfortable. why can’t we just sit and enjoy it#or at least. if you feel those things why do you need to project it onto others#this is why i hate that ppl online will talk about ‘neurodivergent swag’ to mean like. ‘never shuts up’#if someone wants to talk i’m not going to actively stop them but like. your experiences are not universal
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I have decided to make some muses Discord Only so that I can clean up my muses some! The following I'll still write but they will only be available on Discord.
St. Peter Sera Ace Apple Clara Dodie Fizzarolli Hen Moxxie Odette Paradise Verosika Lilith Cherri Bomb Eve Vaggie
#BLOG MAINTENANCE ➽➽➽#Discord Only Muses#Got Kaleidoscopes In My Hairdo Got Back The Stars In My Eyes Too (ρєтєя)#Wisdom Always Chooses These Black Eyes And These Bruises Over The Heartache That They Say Never Completely Goes Away (ѕєяα)#My Fans Are The Best They’d Love Me More Dead (α¢є)#Bounce With Something Cute On I Kiss Into The Fog Zone (αρρℓє)#Isn’t She Lovely This Hollywood Girl? (¢ℓαяα)#I’ll Make You Sit Beg Rollover Play Dead (∂σ∂ιє)#May I Have Your Attention Please? Will The Real Fizzarolli Please Stand Up? I Repeat (fιzzαяσℓℓι)#Ask Any Of The Chickies In My Pen They’ll Tell You I’m The Biggest Mother Hen (нєи)#You Know Before Too Long You’ll Be Dead And Gone So Tell Me Right Or Wrong? (мσχχιє)#I Know Exactly Why I Walk And Talk Like A Machine (σ∂єттє)#I Was Thinking About You And It Was Kinda Dirty (ραяα∂ιѕє)#3I Get What I Want My Name Is My Credit Card (νєяσѕ��кα)#Come Up And Try My New Parts (ℓιℓιтн)#I Am The Fire I Am Burning Brighter Roaring Like A Storm And I AM The One I’ve Been Waiting For (¢нєяяι вσмв)#Does He Know I’m Forsaken? The Original Sinner (єνє)#Eyes Closed But I Stay Making Mistakes (ναggιє)
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#random personal stuff#personal whining feel free to ignore#on every level but physical I am screaming and clawing the walls today#it was another no-human-interaction weekend (for reasons beyond my control which is frustrating)#which was a mistake I think#and then everyone on campus whom I can comfortably talk to is absent or busy today#and my coworker is being The Human Humming Machine#it's spring break but only for students and faculty - staff gets only Friday off#and I'm trying to survive till then but apparently we're also getting great weather this week until Friday when it gets cold and rainy#which isn't ideal when you have to walk everywhere#which opens a whole nother box of frustrations#sorry to complain it will be fine but I have been stuck in my head too long and I hate it there please let me out
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I think my dream job would be buying fabric and sewing supplies for a small business or like a quilt charity I love buying fabric and notions so so much but the older I get the less I care to do like. Any sewing.
#chit chat#let me buy fabric and patterns for 8 hours a day i would be so fucking good at it#tbh i actually think i wouldn’t mind sewing so much as a job but it's just not fun anymore as a hobby#i couldn't do it as a freelance gig either it would have to be like factory work#put me on that damn machine do not make me talk to customers#lol that's half of why i ended up with a forklift certification cuz the driver does not have to talk to the customer#except when the customer jumps the gate and walks up to you while you're grabbing a bunk of lumber 15 ft in the air and then#DEMANDS that you help him on aisle 17#like hey. if i tip my forks wrong or even lower them slightly you will die under several thousand pounds of wood. gtfo.#i need to go read a book or something im thinking about work way too much on my day off
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my father telling me how scared he was when i ran away from the house but i cant express how scared i was 2 b in the house
hey, whats up w/that?
#whenever we ‘hang out’ he likes 2 make the topic as depressing as possible by always talking abiut the past#& it is the most annoying shit ever i will not lie BC I DONT WANT 2 TALK ABOUT DEATH & THE ABUSE EVERY TIME I SPEAK 2 U#yk? thag makes sense in my head#anyways he started talking abiut how terrified he was when i had ran away multiple times a couple yrs ago & when i say a couple i mean#i have no idea how long ago bc memory is a bitch#but it had 2 b like middle school - sophmore?#multiple times & like i just wanna shake him bc LITERLLY WHAT & WHO DO U THINK I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM#GODDAMNN I H8 BING THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS HOUSE WHO CAN EXPRESS EMOTIONS & NOT LET THEM EFFECT HOW I VIEW THE OTHER#‘oh u ran in the park u ran in the park’ i didnt run in the fuckinggppaaarrkrkkkk AAAAAAAAAA I MET A NICE LADY WHO HAD A GOAT IN THE#SPARTMENTS I FRIECIENTED OFTEN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER#i cant express how safe the goddamn goat lady & her kid made me feel vs my parents who started hunting 4 me#like ive been dragged home so many times im not going through that shit again#i miss the goat the mom & the kid we were just chilling @ like midnight 4 a bit#did this turn in2 a vent? idk#i do this a lot ill prolly delete this soonish when im kore calm#bc rn i want 2 chuck bricks in my laundry machine & watch them fly out & hit whatever#im going back 2 watching anime if i have 2 talk 2 1 other person i will actually explode#like irl person not online the silly gay ppl in my phone r super cool & amazing & i love them#im srry 4 bing a dick btw#i cant explain it i mean i could but i cant im just my brain is telling me eveyr1 h8s me & MAN i h8 it when it does#so im just frightened & by golly & am i havign a cheery time yipyipyip#typing in tags is sm easier than in a post bc i dont think most ppl read tags lol#the more i think about my past the more i wonder wtf am i doing here#bc how did i even get out of the house in the 1st place & then ontop of that was able 2 hide#like what……#bc they were fucking grabbing me n shit & they have CARS like i didnt go in the park i walked the sidewalks HOW DID I MOT GET CAUGHT??#MULTIPLE TIMES??? LIKE I ‘ran away’ MULTIPLE TIMES#i didnt exactly run away tho bc i didnt want them 2 file police shit i didnt eant 2 deal w/that & also hirt the pll i stayed over w/#so i always went back. obviously blehhh#ug hj hhhh my heads hurting again this is like the 4th day in a row :((
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save me oh no by marina
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the way i bought those privacy screen protectors so no one can snoop at me going thru tumblr dot com 😭
#this is mostly for when im in the gym in between sets 😭😭#sometimes ppl walk around me in the machines and i feel Perceived#its crazy on this app sometimes … like … could be seeing flowers n suddenly the next post is nanami with his bulge hanging out 😭😭😭#(which i dONT MIND)#i talked so much again
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went to a badge making thing today decided to use the opportunity to take my ad campaign to the next level
text on the badge reads "talk to me about waves (2012) dir. corrado sassi)
#the funniest part was that the guy who put the little bit of paper in the machine DID ask me about waves 2012#and i told him and the person who was helping. so.#neon has thoughts#it's working. slowly but it's working#met someone who thinks i'm a serious film person with serious film opinions so i'm going to see if i can talk him into watching it#this may well identify me irl to people here but id say the chances are low#and if you DO notice someone walking around with a pin badge that says talk to me about waves 2012. well.
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the people in the daycare next door to my school think it's awesome to come into our classroom all hours of the day without asking and talk on the phone in one of our chairs for hours and ignore me trying to clean or set up the room Around their bodies or saying Hi excuse me um im not sure if you noticed but this is a fucking preschool that operates between the hours 8am-5pm and we have kids coming right now please leave. and then they're like annoyed that im kicking them out in order to use the classroom as a classroom. it's literally only our room that they do this in they respect the space of every other teacher in the building
#like in some ways our classroom is sort of a community room bc we have the cleaning supplies and washing machine & stuff#but you don't just walk into someone's classroom and take stuff or chill in the play area During school hours#I'm mostly annoyed because for a while I've been assuming they talked to my supervisor abt it and were allowed to be there for meetings#so I've been trying to work quietly around them out of respect for that but i no longer think that's the case it's just a free for all#am i a bitch for thinking this is just not appropriate like I'm in MY classroom with children during school hours and we're having to#tiptoe around you gossiping on your lunch break. and i have to stay late or frantically rework the day's schedule so I'm not interrupting
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drawing Melvin while listening to Oh No! at 1am was a mistake the two are now irrevocably linked in my mind
#j's posts#*vibrating* look it's about the ''I know exactly what I want and who I want to be''#''I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine''#''I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy'' WHY AM I THINKING OF MELVINBORG
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