#a to z ask meme

[searobotsoda]

THEY DID NOT JUST REFERENCE THE PETER GRIFFIN DEATH POSE MEME IM CRYING -

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Our light roast really is that good.

[rocknroll7575]

Percy jackson au

Furiosa: When my father gets here his gonna kick your but

Goon 1: Big fucking woop we beat Atlas and that guys strong as shit

Furiosa: So did my dad

Goon 1: By himself?

Furiosa:yeah

Boss: Oh Gods you're fathers Jaune Arc BY THE GODS YOU KIDNAPPED JAUNE ARCS KID HOW?!?!

Goon 2: Well first we beat up his wife

Boss: Oh my shit

This is perfect! It's something that would happen after everything Jaune's done and a TFS DBZ reference!!!

[ziggyziggyzag-of-zestyspace]

Can I get The Grimpulse or Gridoc please :pleading_face: :point_right: :point_left:

The fuck do you mean "Or"??? They've all got two hands mf, and they can hold up the world with em

[madmanwonder]

(Ask, I'm officially moronsexual) Bulma when Vegeta shows that he can be as dumb as Goku at times.

Bulma walked in the bathroom and saw Vegeta taking a bite of her bar soap.

Bulma: You stupid son of a bitch. I’m officially moronsexual thanks to you.

[thief-of-eggs]

One of the kids I work with (I teach kids theater classes) asked me if I’m too old to know what ‘memes’ are. After saying that I do, in fact, know what memes are, she asked if I’ve ever heard the term ‘slay’. She emphasized that it’s OK if I don’t know that one, as it’s quite new and definitely ‘past my time’

I think it’s time i go to a retirement home.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

What's it mean when I gagged at the sight of treif food 😭😭😭

[msmargaretmurry]

ooh would you be willing to talk more about jack/trevor? i feel like they often get narratively sidelined as the unhealthy/unserious prequel relationship to jdtz or jack/nico which is unfortunate for me, a person who is completely obsessed with them

yes i would be! i think they are so fun! i love their fiercely loyal friendship and fun flirty dynamic! i love how comfortable and easily physical they are with each other! i'm very like [slaps roof of pairing] this baby can fit so many friends to lovers tropes in it. they're perfect for a fwb growing feelings situation (and then having to deal with those feelings with an entire continent between them while they're both still young and horny and sleeping with other people!). they're perfect for a "we fuck everyone except each other and then overshare about our exploits while secretly pining hornily about it" scenario. they're perfect for an "i thought you were straight until you told me about hooking up with your nhl teammate and now i have to deal with the fact that it's not that you don't want guys you just don't want me (except they have secretly wanted each other all along)" scenario. and on the flip side of what you mentioned i can EASILY see them as the endgame after years of other relationships crashing and burning or just not working out!! like maybe things wouldn't have worked between them when they were young but ten years into the future suddenly they realize— oh wow this could work now.

i think an appealing thing about the two of them and their little ecosystems of young hot boyfriends is there's soooo much room for mess. so much room for being a little thoughtless or getting jealous or whatever and not handling it great just because you're 22 years old. like. what i am saying here is that people should also put them in messy threesomes where everyone's feelings get hurt. sorry about me

[fallowtail]

Rules: Answer and tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Tagged by both @zaryashame !!

Last song you listened to: Good Together by Lake Street Dive

Fav color: Warm browns & mustard yellows & yellowish-khaki greens...sucker for a neutral color palette

Currently watching: Devious Maids season 4

Sweet/savory/spicy: Savory, I'm not huge on sweets and they tend to make me sick, and while I do like spicy foods & can handle them fairly well, I don't eat them very much because I'm a fragile white woman and just don't seek out the taste sensation often lmfao

Relationship status: 12 years with this guy so I guess I love her or whatever @hedgepods 🙄

Current obsession: CBS Ghosts & Rebecca Wisocky which is a shocker to nobody.......I don't have room for anything else when I'm in fixation mode, lol

Last thing i googled: "opossum holding a banjo"

Tagging the first mutuals who pop up when I hit the @ button: @mooncalf87 @petersthree @church-of-lilith @cassiesinsanity @marshgremlin @lavenderbehindherear @mallowbirb @tiggyloo @missielynne

[bropunzeling]

I wish you would write a fic where post-trade Jamie and Trevor are stuck in a car/cabin/summer training camp/some other place where they are confined together for an extended period of time, and have to deal with the awkwardness of a bunch of unresolved relationship stuff. Preferably in front of other hockeys who may or may not have their own unresolved issues to sort out.

yk i think this calls for hughes lake house babyyyyyy. god can you imagine if like. all the usntdp boys are going to hang out with jack, and who does cam york bring but his good friend jamie? trevor could have such a lil breakdown about it. i think for ideal spinning trevor in the washing machine of emotions vibes, it quickly becomes clear that (a) cam and jamie have definitely hooked up more than once (b) this means that jamie is into boys, a thing he and trevor never really talked about (c) trevor keeps thinking about them hooking up which makes him feel insane even though he doesn't think they're actually doing that now (but are they? maybe they are and trevor doesn't know. maybe they are and they're laughing at trevor for not getting it.) (d) nothing about hanging out with jamie is easy anymore. it used to be so simple that trevor didn't even need to think about it, and now whenever they're left alone together (or even in close proximity!) everything goes awkward and quiet and wrong. and the more trevor tries, the worse it gets, and everything keeps building and building, the pressure rising and rising (why aren't they friends like they used to be. is jamie really so different after living in philly. is their friendship really so different from how trevor remembers it. but then again, maybe trevor isn't remembering it right, because if he did that, he'd have to think about all the times they cuddled on the couch too long, or he stole jamie's hoodies, or jamie tilted into him when he was quiet and drunk and happy, or when trevor's heart would pound so hard in his ears he couldn't hear anything because he was too busy feeling jamie's hot breath against his neck) until something has to give.

[machimachiicons]

Send “Press R3” and a character/characters, and I’ll lay the outline for a fight or series of fights and theoretical conditions leading to the R3 Prompt appearing akin to Dragon Ball BT3’s Dragon History, that could happen

Add “✗” to include Pre & Post-Saga Preamble

Add “What If Saga” for an outline that cannot happen normally

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Pre-Saga Dialogue (characters speak on the saga)

~ ✰★ ⋆~ ~ ✰★ ⋆~ ~ ✰★ ⋆~ ~ ✰★ ⋆~ ~ ✰★ ⋆~

Pre-Story Dialogue (characters speak on the fight)

Narration (the prologue leading into the fight)

Progression Points (the matchups for each prompt)

History Altering Dialogue (if a character wins without R3)

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Post-Saga Dialogue (characters speak on the saga again)

[bun-z-bakery]

Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

Baby this is Keke Palmer 💀

[jorvikzelda]

mothers be normal about trans people challenge (impossible)

[heisen-heimer]

men apologizing: what more do you want me to say

[z-paladin]

🎵 55

#55 - Bang! (AJR) Runner up was Yoshikage Kira but I also wanted to draw my fail-jojos

[madmanwonder]

(Ask, Original AU, Crossover AU) Yang saying those dreaded words to Gohan...within earshot of Chi-Chi? ("Hi, whatcha doin'?")

Yang: *Smirking* Hi Gohan, whatcha doin’~?

Gohan: *Deadpan* Are you deliberately trying to make my mom angry with you? Because you are successful at it.

Chi-Chi: