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raggedyoldwitch · 1 year ago
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y’all i thought about squeaky cheese yesterday (finnish cheese) and i’m so upset cause i haven’t had it in year and probably will never have it again! cause i was only able to have it when i visited my grandparents in the summer at the farm and they got it from this certain place. I WANT MY FUCJINF FINNISH CHEESE!!!!!!!
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wall-eye · 2 years ago
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Reblog after voting please!
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edlucavalden · 3 months ago
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Old man gathering
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arkangelo-7 · 4 days ago
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The idea of Damian Wayne being Gen Alpha is actually the bane of my existence. Like, this little sword-wielding menace who speaks like eight languages and can quote Tacticus or something just going ham on a villain then saying “skibidi toilet rizz” before unironically hitting the griddy makes me want to kill myself
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tending-the-hearth · 4 months ago
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Sodapop: Die and come back as a cowboy, call that reintarnation Ponyboy: Soda it is one a.m.
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rynli · 4 months ago
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me: I should write the one-shot that lives in my head about Harry applying for a job
brain: you will write a whole casefic about Harry realizing being a cop already killed him once, acab applies even to Kim, and he needs to quit if he wants to get better
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kaiserouo · 3 months ago
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i played too much bl3 i have difficulty playing apex normally. again.
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bookmothic-dyke · 3 months ago
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I keep forgetting that I’m weirdly good with ranged weapons.
I have like no depth perception, and can’t throw or catch a ball to save my life.
But hand me a paintball gun, nerf, or a bow and arrow, and suddenly i keep making my mark. I DOMINATE nerf fights.
Idk what to do with this skill. But it’s funny. The girl with shit eyes can bean you in the nuts.
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ishgard · 9 months ago
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Begging every single game dev putting a photomode in their game to look at FFXIV's gpose begging. It doesn't have to be That Good, but please. Look at it.
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shieldofiron · 1 year ago
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Nancy and Lucas: My weapon of choice? Something long range for sure, I don’t want to be too close to danger
Steve and Max: Midrange is fine, something sharp too, a knife will work in a pinch.
Jonathan, El and Billy: My weapon of choice against Inter-dimensional beings and humans alike? Oh, I don’t know… these fuckin hands.
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marskiiii · 8 months ago
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ok but...what if i had an au where dick, jason, tim, and damian were all aquired at the same time, around the same ages...
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veveisveryuncool · 2 years ago
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it's not often, but even kirby gets spooked sometimes
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krewekreep · 8 months ago
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How He Would Really Be (or) Baby Daddy Red Flags
I might also name this Baby Daddy Red Flags 😂😭 I don’t know
Actually this is gonna be a lil fun text post series that’s slightly fan fic but moreso a Drabble that’s acknowledges our collective delusion. It comes from a tumblr experience I had I’ll elaborate on and link later:
First Off: Alucard (Hellsing / Hellsing Ultimate)
He’s an OG baby daddy tbh (I’m black I know I’m using og wrong, it’s been butchered beyond redemption. Oh well. 😭) he’s truly part of my “damn this type is not good for me in real life.” (LMAOAOAO)
I love yall but alucard (hellsing) is so overtly and dangerously yandare (one of my main men so im not judging) but I am amused by coding to him to be “mean to everyone but me” if he in character grew that true of a bond with you. 1. You’re never going outside or out of his site like actually 2. You could do whatever you want INSIDE but like don’t try to leave 😭 3. You’re literally never gonna be independent again like fuck him just eavesdropping all the time he’s gonna be lurching over you so bad your back is to his chest every other step 😭
I can absolutely see him getting “mad” at you when his affection INEVITABLY gets overwhelming. I could see Alucard wanting to dress you, bathe you, and while it can seem hot that’s pretty…👀 he also would absolutely put you in a situation you think he won’t save you from but does. Likewise any public outing requires hand holding the entire time. Don’t worry he’s strong enough to maneuver you as he needs but I get annoyed when men just use their strength randomly with me 😭 not negative but like okay big boy wtf 😂
He’d throw you to the wolves and have you likely in some real ass traumatizing fake dangerous scenarios to save you and make you that much more dependent on him. This is literally Vlad the Impaler (for those who watched Ultimate, plus that form is genuinely so fucking hot omfg.) he lowkey did this to Sera mind you 😭 he literally will let Anderson scare the fuck out of you cause they’ll both have the hidden agenda of mutual amusement (like their literally bros if they stopped being intolerant of each other LMAOAOA)
That is a man of overreaction, self indulgence, self righteousness, and performance…have fun. 😀
Again…you think he gonna let you have any freedom? Your choices will be faux independent my loves. You’re his and I imagine (me @ 12 Jesus I needed another baptism) you likely wanna be his 😭 but yeah girl all men are burdens he’ll just be a really parental, controlling one. Plus he old as hell and will likely wanna lecture your young mortal ways like ew shut up grandpa. Only way out is linking up with Sera and Integra. Sera will sneak you out and have safe fun with and Integra will be sure to demand Alucard leave you both alone. You’ll be supported and protected but def link up with the girlies to keep him in check.
(This actually literally amuses me so much and feels very sex in the city for no reason lmaoo) + who else is actually gonna be the worst to be with? (Gojo, all tea all shade)
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brewed-pangolin · 1 year ago
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I've seen a lot of people headcanon Soap as driving something small and compact while on leave. And as much as I can respect that, I just can't see him in anything smaller than an SUV. Especially being the outdoorsy man that he is. And he needs the trunkspace for his gear when he goes to the range.
So, I'm putting my Soap in a 4Runner. Great off-road capabilities, compact enough for city living, and plenty of space for all the gear he needs for a day of gunpowder and sniping practice.
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Soap image credit to @yumethefrostypanda
I'm also writing a fic where he takes you to Poundtown in the backseat. And there ain't no way in hell I'm doing that in the back of a fuckin' Jetta.
4Runner Wingman Masterlist
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front-facing-pokemon · 1 month ago
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fobnsfwdoodlesbackup · 9 months ago
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Just a bunch of doodles!
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