#a random phd

[mcchipisfried]

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

if i had a nickel for every time taylor swift incorporated circus vibes into her concert performance of a career-defining heartbreak album, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but—

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Update on the current state of my PhD hoe life...

Sprinkles and iced tea for a topless/bottomless lunch sounds about right for the mental capacity I have right now 🤣🤣

[mamawasatesttube]

you know the "aliens made them do it" variant of the fuck or die trope? i think the funniest possible subversion of this is like... outsider pov, but specifically the pov of the alien xenobiologist phd student who's just like please. please i placed these two humans in an isolated setting with provisions for food, water, waste removal, and sleep. im waiting. please i just. please why aren't they... im STILL waiting. what do i have to do???? please... my thesis...!!!

[cappyjara]

does the Mystery Shack have an in-universe wikipedia page? does Stan have his own wikipedia page? does Ford have a wikipedia page that halfway through pivots away from his scientific research to how he (Stan) started up a tourist trap in the woods in the middle of nowhere?

[shitifindinsteadofdoingmyphd]

Day 604 of the PhD

I’m getting close to hitting that mid way point so thought I’d create a vision board to keep me going. It was also a nice procrastination from writing because… damn it’s repetitive. But soon it’ll be hours of marking and then my one week holiday!

So much to do before then… but I have finally started data collection so I’m feeling excited.

[froggiesir]

this makes no sense if ur not me and my boyfriend but

[as-told-by-sura]

[platypusisnotonfire]

well.

I'm 30.

[sunscreenstudies]

okay alexa, send "i forgot my headphones at home so apologies in advance but i shall not be getting any work done today" to all staff

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Cleavage makes office hours better, right? 🤣

[communistkenobi]

all this bullshit and I’m not even getting laid. I hate this city

[manny-jacinto]

some people can detach the actor from the celeb but not me! i remember and i'm a hater!

you are a scientologist? you beat up an asian guy? you beat up your ex-wife in a plane and your own kid got a restraining order against you? you cheat on your wife and remarry someone 10 years younger than you? you married a woman you saw growing up? you convinced the world that you're a poor little meow meow but you're in fact a disturbing, drunk and unprofessional rotting man?

boy do i remember and i will remember it until the rest of my life

[shitifindinsteadofdoingmyphd]

Day 659 days of the PhD.

Each year at Christmas someone in the family is responsible for the advent calendar. This year it was my sister and she decided to make us little things. I’ve always wanted my own personal library stamp and now I have one!! It makes my PhD books look so cool! Can’t wait to add it to the rest that are in my office at uni.

Happy holidays everyone!

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Ok I heard Pac is doing the Fallout watchparty in a few days (?) and his VOD won't be saved either, so I'm frickin learning how to use OBS solely so I can record the entire thing WITH subtitles.

[choking-on-roses]

aaaaauuuooooghghhhhhh i just received an email with a sample contract for my new job starting in April and they used the word "smooth" twice and now I'm giggling thinking about that smooth shark meme and I honestly cannot believe this university is hiring me as a professor like wtf I'm a child, how am I supposed to show up every day and teach university students. this is insane