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Zelda having a secret room for when she "needs to concentrate" carries with it the implication that it's Link that makes it difficult to concentrate, since they pretty clearly lived together between BOTW and TOTK. A lesser zelink shipper would turn this into something romantic but I'm operating on a higher wavelength.
"Zelda Zelda Zelda look at this cool rock I found don't you think it looks like a frog? Hey Zelda do you think I could climb all the way to the ceiling without falling hey hey Zelda listen to this *makes horse noise* doesn't that sound just like Epona I'm really good at horse noises hey Zelda Zelda Ze-
#'but link doesn't talk--' begone. you don't know him like i do#you can still be annoying in sign language!!!!#i could make this sad by saying that he wants to talk to her as much as he can to make up for lost time#for so long she was just a ghost to him#so he had to save up all the cool stuff to tell her until he got her back#resulting in...this#totk#zelink#i'm operating on levels mere mortals could never understand#next up why Link would love minecraft youtubers
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Thinking of what it must be like to be loved by a ship like the Perihelion. I think it must be a little like being loved by a god. A minor god and one with true personality, a god from a pantheon, with limited power and no claims to be all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving, no claims of being the One True God. And yet, a god. Its mind so powerful it can be present with you and yet in a hundred other places simultaneously, it holds you safe inside of it - or not (as Mother Nature holds us safe on Earth - or not). It can rain destruction when angered or help you if it wishes. Inside of its realm (itself), within its dominion, it sees all, controls all (not other people, but the very ground you walk on, the air you breathe). Outside of it, it can help you if it sees what is happening, but is not in control of everything. If you are within its reach, it is there, present with you always, a voice in your head, a friend (because this god spaceship loves you).
#I don't believe in any gods#but in writing this#I may have come as close as I ever have#to understanding what christians feel when they talk about their personal relationship with god/jesus#i guess at least if you put it like this i can understand the charm#somewhat#anyways#I also have thoughts about what it might be like to be loved by a dragon#in any story where they too are powerful beings beyond mere men#i guess it comes down to that 'powerful beyond mere mortals' sort of quality#the murderbot diaries#martha wells#murderbot
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Half of the plot of MDZS happened because Yiling Laozu was so HOT that he made a lot of powerful people figure new things about themselves and they got mad about that. 'The Yiling Laozu is evil and shall be stopped!!1!' Like shut up you wanna bang him so bad it makes you actively stupid. Imagine being so sexy you're the whole cultivation world's gay awakening and they can't beat off the gay thoughts so they try to kill you instead
#yiling laozu#Jingyi ghost wrote this#he talks about this loudly once when drunk actually#someone points out that he hasn't seen YYL!Wei Wuxian and he looks at them incredulously because he literally seduced HANGUANG-JUN#would hanguang jun fall for a mere mortal?? clearly not#mdzs headcanons#mdzd#mdzs meme#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#the grand master of demonic cultivation#wangxian#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian x lan wangji#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan jingyi#humor#mdzs funny
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Snooping
I started drawing in this style so I could draw fast but this one took 7 hours oops
#I FINALLY DREW GWEN#i've tried before and she never looked good#i am a mere mortal i cannot capture her beauty#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#bbc gwen#gwen#guinevere#guinevere pendragon#gwen pendragon#bbcm#merlin fanart#my art#merlin art#bbc merlin fanart#colin morgan#angel coulby#i really didn't put much effort into the doors bc who cares#i spent more time than i needed to on merlin's lips though#mergwen#platonic mergwen#edit: this is from#3x03#goblin's gold#thank you to poisonedfate for the info!
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Screaming.
Please do not do this but I just screamed for 30 minutes so here’s what you should know.
Can’t do it continuously for very long, have to stop to breathe (amount of time and breaths it takes to recover depends on how long you hold it)
It is EXHAUSTING. Seriously, if your whumpee has been screaming for more than thirty seconds multiple times, they won’t have ANY energy to fight back against the whumper. My head was hanging down for a bit because I was just so tired. The exhaustion also caused dizziness when I stood up. Also it’s been around five minutes and my throat still hurts super bad.
Oddly, I could still talk, maybe a bit of rasp in my voice but still effectively and fairly easily. (Again, about thirty minutes with tiny breaks)
Seriously when the exhaustion hits, it hits H A R D
Mouth kinda hurts too tbh
Heart beats pretty rapidly during and shortly after
My head hurts
Both hurts and helps to cough
Update an hour later: slightly hurts throat to talk
Moral of the story:
Don’t scream so much that you exhaust yourself,
Make your whumpee scream to the whumpers content
#my whump#my posts#so yeah#imma bed now#whump#whump community#whumpblr#screaming#whump ideas#whump prompts#kinda#exhaustion whump#update: did it again#because#me = stupid#stomach and throat hurt#mouth hurts too#update much later: throat still a bit sore but I am ok#someone’s going to read my fic and be like ‘why was there so much detail about the screaming tho??’#and I’m just over here 😀😀😀’YOU MERE MORTAL COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND MY SACRIFICE’
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anyway what I'm saying is BISEXUAL Icarus who in his mortal life fell (quite literally) for the splendor of Apollo in his chariot, and in his death falls in love with the princess of the Underworld, who also shines in her own way
#both of them are gods. and icarus was a mere mortal. and then he was a mere shade#but his story is about hubris for a reason!!!#look I know this might not very accurate to what actually happened in his tale. but let me have this#he learnt from his life and is a better person in death. but deep. very deep inside he still Wants so baddddd#i think it'd be so cool. that against all hopes he likes to think he has a chance (he does btw sgg i need melinoe to kiss him)#oh and also bisexuality be upon ye icarus#hades 2 spoilers#hades 2#waxwitch#icamel
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A First x Khao Gifset | The Intimacy Goosebumps & Tickles: A Series
I can't tell which of them gets its worse. The fact that they both erupt in 'the good kind' of tingles is never far from my mind whenever I watch them do any intimate scene.
Platonic love is not raved about enough in my opinion. It's such a joy to watch two people who love each other dearly as best friends, who can still engage in romantic/sexual behaviours without any discomfort or embarrassment. (Not an ounce of ick, bleugh, this feels wrong). For sure it must feel strange at times to make out with your bestie as part of your job, but they've only ever talked about the palpable frisson between them with immense fondness and positivity.
Other FirstKhao Gifset Compilations
The Friendship Waterworks: A Series
#firstkhao#khaofirst#first x khaotung#khaotung x first#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#all appropriate reactions#when your own chemistry be chemistry-ing so hard#that you get the literal chills#mere mortals could never#the emotional maturity of these two is some serious goals#khaotung's little spin omg#his lil wriggles#first falling outta frame
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hi yuki
#not him interacting with the mere mortals (drivers who qualified outside the top 3)#yuki tsunoda#max verstappen
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science side of tumblr, please explain to me why anakin in episode 5 of ahsoka (2023) is the most dreamiest man i have ever seen
#💜#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#darth vader#hELP meeeee#i am unwell#this is the Man™#mere mortal men will never reach the level of hayden christensen as anakin skywalker in ahsoka (2023)#he is the ultimate man#i love him so MUCH I'M AAAAAAAAA#<3<3<3<3
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// Fortesa Latifi, The Truth About Grief //
#web weaving#we need to talk more about how Odin took away Thor's natural born Asgardian abilities on a whim#leaving him in a mortal body without the strength he's had his whole life#with no one he knew in a world he was unfamiliar with#like sure it worked out conveniently and he gained friends instantly but#the fact that Mjolnir was his weapon and he could *no longer lift it*#not really knowing of the enchantment put on it but also... that was THOR'S weapon#it was thrown in the backwater to face the same disgrace Thor got#do you wonder if Thor thought this meant his banishment was permanent#even before Loki visited him#do you think going from a coronation to being told he didn't deserve it dealt him enough damage for him to reconsider everything#do you think being out from the shade of Odin's favouritism for mere few days caused him grief#even though he wasn't sure quite what he did wrong#even though he was following the footsteps of his father#do you think it bothers Thor once he's worthy again that the enchantment is still on Mjolnir#that even though he's regained his status and strength it's at Odin's behest and can be revoked again if he wants
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Lucifer (insecure): oh man this Radio Demon guy is tall better take him down a peg (insults the hotel)
Alastor (powered by spite): I will steal your daughter
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#lucifer hazbin hotel#Lucifer#troglodyte thoughts#free range sustainable shitpost#Alastor is on levels of pettiness unknowable to mere mortals
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i know it's been said but dan and phil meeting and knowing from almost the first moments that they would be each others person, that they had a connection deeper and more intuitive than words really fucks me up. of course they have faced and dealt with difficult moments and hardships but deciding to get through those moments together, the foundation of that strength comes from the depth of their connection and devotion to each other.
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@heydevi bro...... fellow understander...... still not over ur gmod solkat theyre so hrhgrbhggfngh 🥺🤲
#fhgghg i love infecting spreading the disease#slkt literally makes me so ill i'd randomly bolt up in bed like#oh my god......... its. so crazy raw to be abruptly left silent in a room full of your formerly loud and chaotic friends#now reduced to a litter of mere corpses. freshly killed and still bleeding they'd died for such trivial reasons#and all you can do is cling to the only other warm figure in the room who's wounded and unconscious but thankfully breathing#the other lone survivor...... mind blank with panic you drag him with you and fucking run#they're insane. i think abt them every day and still shock myself w how insane this ship is#slkt's relationship around fatalism and mortality is unlike any other hs pair it's actually funny they get dunked on so much by the story#bcs when shit starts hitting the fan they're always trying so damn hard to make their deaths count
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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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ONLY HUMAN standing in a room full of vampires watching my 'friend' drag a dead body into a closet pretending I'm not screaming n throwing up (successful sanity roll ✅)
#dnd stuff#its adjusted vampires masquerade but since my character is a human we reflect it by giving her a call of cuthulu sheet instead#because in a world of bloodsucking creatures i am but a mere mortal#EVERETT WHEN I CATCH U IN THESE FUCKING STREETS
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do YOU like dnd 5e
do YOU love cosette and éponine from victor hugo’s classic novel adapted into classic broadway musical by schönberg and boubil les misérables
have YOU ever wanted to play one of your favs in a dnd game
well . i have some character suggestions for you (2014 rules !! i have not touched the 2024 update 💀💀💀)
@lesmis-prompts day 24 : girls of les mis
under the cut are some notes + a basic druid spell sheet for cosette that doesnt really add much but i did indeed still make it .
they are both drow ! i was about to make cosette a high elf but i realized that goes against the point of them being the same, nobody girls from nowhere, only differing in circumstance.
i like to think drow goth!cosette carries parasols for practicality :)
following the train of thought of them being the same, i used the same ability rolls for the both of them (they are not very good. but theyre at lvl 3 rn so they can be slightly improved soon at least)
also : if it isnt obvious, their ideals are also the same. love.
cosette is a circle of dreams druid, who are all about dreaminess and wonder and hope, and i think that suits her immensely; being an embodiment of hope has always been her thing and spreading that to others after she has found her own means lots to me
éponine is a phantom rogue, who are these super cool guys who are in touch with death and draw power from spirits. i chose this in accordance with this interpretation of éponine where she is small and fleeting, meaning so little that she’s hardly even there. ghostlike. haunted and haunting.
#lesmisoctober24#bricktober24#cosette fauchelevent#éponine thénardier#les mis#les miserables#ive begun dming this year but ive also really just been into making characters#if i had time id draw this#sorry the scan is kinda scuffed. i am merely mortal
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