#a lotta these interactions are like

[plushiesssforcrying]

sorry guys, everything i touch turns into ribbun most of these are one sided and that's how it'll stay

i actually messed up on a few things here but we're just .... gonna not notice that ok

all of these have amazing designs and i'm obsessed so i just thought "why not draw the doomed straights for them"

fight club au by @burrotello

taroot holders au by @ark-fork

carnival au by @sm-baby

swap au by @miguxadraws

terrible au by @obamerzslop

[cuttyflammm]

scribbling these goofs in an attempt to drag myself out of burnout (but not brain rot lol)

[eyenaku]

DAWN WARDEN

Handbuilt mason stained porcelain, with hand painted slip, glaze, gold + palladium luster, and underglaze accents.

Post-fire details include epoxy sculpt and paint for tail’s length (excluding bauble), as well as lacquer for added vibrancy to face.

This piece is a companion to the Dusk Warden, and a part of my 4-piece Celestial Wards series! In contrast to the Dusk Warden, Dawn Warden is a mischievous scamp; wearing no mask because he doesn't care, and embodying the relentlessness of morning as opposed to the calm of night.

I'm really proud of this critter! It was my first time working with porcelain for sculpture, as well as my first time using mason stains, and I love the way it came out!

This one's eyes follow you extremely well, more so than Dusk Warden, so looking at it in real life hammers in the slightly uncanny expression on the face.

[clumxy]

I took requests a looongg time ago and I didnt get to all of them, so I have rlly old requests in my inbox now. I wanna draw them but I also feel bad not doing them sooner ☹️☹️ Do I still draw them...

[carlyraejepsans]

*head-to-toe drenched in blood after blocking hundreds of terfs* heya

[mochasucculent]

POV you're a weird bug

[that-little-fucking-shit]

Poseidon Gaiêochos

It's called being a god! If I wanna sing all about how "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" and then mercilessly (heh?) hate it forever afterwards, I can! What'cha gonna do about? [Champ?]

God of the Seas; King of the Oceans; Third Ruler of Atlantis; Husband of Amphitrite Nereida

Do not know me.

My Badass, Adoring, Powerful Wife Who Could Kill You Even Before You Know What You Did Wrong [Amphitrite Nereida] - @amusing-little-things

My Amusing Little Girlfriend, Who Would Absolutely Love To Eat You Where You Stand [The Siren "Penelope"] - @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren

My Children, Each Terrifying Little Menaces In Their Own Way (Yes, Even Triton. Do Not Test The "Best" Of Us) [Triton, Kymopoleia, & Rhodos] - @sea-siblings

My Brother, Who I'd Like To Both Strangle And Follow On A Good Day (Yes, I Do Have "Good" Days. You Just Don't See Them Often) [Zeus Kronia] - @by-the-decree-of-my-crown

My Sister--And Also Sister-In-Law--Who I Would Gladly Watch Tear Down Olympus And Everything We Currently Stand Within (Go On, Sister, Let It All Out. Kill Your Son) [Hera Kronia] - @heraaaaaaaa

Tags:

↳ Aww You Know Me - Poseidon Interactions

↳ Please Don't Drag Me Into This; I Don't Wanna - Mod/OOC Interactions

[coincasual]

🥀✨🧚

[skrunksthatwunk]

arcade

[eclaire-went-bam]

ppl, especially low/no-empathy ppl, who talk to ableist anti-pd cluster b abuse believers with the upmost patience & understanding are so crazy (/pos) for that because what

how do y'all sit there and level w/ them just. so much.

i know it's kind of necessary bcs even if they don't listen to us anyways, they're only gonna think we're 10× worse if we don't walk them through the spiel w/ hands held (which we're not even owed to do anyways) but like i can hardly see myself doing it

so like

respect

[pliablehead]

in the same vague vein of my alex ask: Top Five* Jeremy Pritchard Moments

*that come to you right now in the moment, as per. we operate on a loose definition of "top" here (dont)

hi here’s what ive got for you

summer six live at isle of wight festival 2013. literally the stupid jeremy interview ever (bonus very good michael-ass michael)

attempting to review the namaste nepal menu (extended version). rice… is… A personal area

the first time I saw him performing Syrups live on the ENSWBL tour (washington dc). i wish I’d had the forethought/wherewithal to film it because the second time i went (philadelphia) just did NOT hit quite as hard, i feel like there were definitely elements of the venue itself (lighting cues in the space, the sound mix, etc) that put the DC incarnation truly on some other level, he was like fucking superhuman. kill meeeee

zipping up yannis’s jeans for him at the 2019 mercury awards like are you fucking fr.

that post you made of him smiling at jon you know the fucking one. just. the whole entire situation that is That. kill me x ∞

[irregularbillcipher]

watched the musical demon show (don't wanna name it so this post isn't in the tags) at the behest of an IRL friend and i can already tell this is going to be a piece of media where i absolutely cannot stop thinking about it, not because i really love the show as-is, but because it has so many individual components i really like and find incredibly fun or compelling, and i'm so frustrated that it doesn't come together for me

i think the main thing i can say about it as a show, setting aside some of the insensitive choices that were made that i really don't feel qualified to tackle or talk about, is that the entire thing sort of gives off this vibe of someone really excited to show you every single oc they made in high school and college and i very genuinely mean that in both the best and worst ways possible

there are some good hooks for season two though so i will absolutely give them that

[eyenaku]

MOON WARD

Handbuilt stoneware, with hand pained slip, glaze, palladium + gold luster, and underglaze accents. Post-fire details of paint on limbs/lower body.

This piece is a part of my 4-piece Celestial Wards series! The smallest of the set, Moon Ward is both smaller than the two wardens with a simpler design and expression to reflect its lesser maturity, and smaller than the Sun Ward to reflect (albeit disproportionately) the size difference of the moon and the sun.

The Moon Ward is one of my favorite pieces in the whole set! While simpler than the wardens, I feel the design is very effective and balanced well. I’m very happy with the stylized feather texture on his head, and the overall shape of the limbs!

[brighterdaysarebeforeus]

And now…the escape!

(Also we say yes to magic because it’s an important part of the story anyway but no to any other powers)

@hobiesgender @royallydivinelesbian

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Two weeks in, and Miles felt like he was going crazy.

There were so many people in the castle. So many more than he was used to. The hallways were filled with constant talking, laughing, even explosions, inexplicably, and Miles couldn’t even manage to get a moment to himself at all. He still attended both weekly meetings when they happened, but the rest of the time, he felt like he was stretched too thin.

There was Kate, and William (who preferred Billy), but there was also Thomas Shepard (who went by Tommy, and they were somehow related but not? Miles couldn’t tell, despite them looking exactly alike), Theodore Altman (Teddy), America Chavez, Elijah Bradley, David Alleyne, and several other people Miles couldn’t remember. It was actual insanity in the castle, and Miles couldn’t even tell Pavitr about it because he hadn’t had a chance to see his friend for more than ten minutes at a time at any given moment. The rest of his time was spent with everyone else, who were actually trying to marry him.

He and Kate usually were outside together, because archery was her true pride and passion; Miles…was not the best at it, unfortunately, and a lot of their time together was spent with Kate trying to hide her laughter behind her hand at his absolutely dismal performances. Billy had magic, which infuriated Miguel because he’d technically brought in a weapon with his staff during that first meeting; he showed off his magic a lot to Miles, but Miles felt he was more interested in Teddy, who seemed to reciprocate that interest as subtly as he could, considering.

America had a younger sister she talked about constantly, and she always seemed to be narrowly avoiding mentioning her own parents, and she and Elijah were constantly grappling in the courtyard. Actually, for the most part they all congregated in the courtyard, and Miles spent his time moving between groups to talk and spend time with everyone.

Tommy was very overconfident in himself, and very quick on his feet, and Miles watched as he showed off every so often for David, who seemed to appreciate the attention; both of them seemed to have to remember at times that they were here for Miles, though Miles honestly didn’t care all that much because, again, it’s not like it was his idea for him to get married.

And all that energy followed them into the dining hall when they had dinner, and the sitting rooms, and the library, and the —

The point was, Miles was going insane.

He waited until dark one night, listening at his door after what felt like another day of nothing but chaos, and waited until he was certain everyone was asleep before creeping out of his room. It was actually nice to be walking around the empty hallways with nothing but silence, and Miles let himself wander them serenely; every so often, he ducked into the shadows to hide from the patrolling guards, knowing they would report to Miguel and Miguel would tell his parents and then Miles would get in trouble. Perks of living in the castle his entire life meant that Miles knew each rotation of the guard, each routine they went through, everything like that. Made it easy for nights like tonight, where he was restless and aimless in his wandering.

Aimless, that is, until he passed by the open door that led to the back courtyard, where everyone congregated. Miles paused, staring out at the dark blue sky for a long moment before he made his way outside. The night was dark and cool, stars dotting the sky but just a sliver of a moon out to shine any sort of light. Miles closed his eyes, standing in the middle of the courtyard for a moment to just…soak in the peace. Then he pressed onwards, walking through the gardens that surrounded the courtyard and trailing his fingers over the flowers; it felt like nobody wanted to walk through the gardens with him, and Miles missed it fiercely. The silence was still soothing, all the way up until he hit the end of the garden and realized he was at the wall.

Miles pressed his fingers to the smooth stone, staring up at the top of it with wide eyes. He’d never been outside of the castle walls before; his parents had always insisted it was too dangerous, and Miguel reinforced that belief of theirs. Miles didn’t think he’d even seen the city beyond the walls from the castle, and he was suddenly hit with a fierce curiosity. Glancing around, he saw a tree that looked like it might give a good view over the wall, and Miles didn’t even think twice before he climbed up it. He didn’t stop until he was able to see over the wall, and he let out a breath once he actually did.

The city looked so far away, he thought, and it was late enough that there weren’t even any lights on. The weak moonlight meant that Miles could just barely make out the buildings that towered over other ones, and he wasn’t sure how long he’d stared at it from behind the palace walls before he noticed that the branch he was on was both sturdier than he’d realized…and much, much longer than he’d thought.

It went out over the top of the wall, and Miles stared at it with wide eyes. His heart racing in his throat, Miles turned to look behind him, staring at the unlit castle for a long moment before making an impulsive decision. He crawled forwards, not stopping until he got to the top of the wall, and sat on the cool stone. The drop down it was further than he’d expected, which disappointed him much more than he’d thought possible, until he glanced to the left and realized there was a medium sized building that didn’t look too far down.

Miles scooted carefully along the wall until he was able to line up with it better and, after another moment of hesitation, slid forward off the wall and dropped down onto it. There was a muffled ‘thud’ as he landed on the sturdy wooden rooftop, and he waited a few moments to see if anyone would come out. When nobody did, he crawled to the edge of the roof and peered over it, trying to gauge the distance down.

That didn’t look too bad either, and so he slide off the side of the building and huddled against the wall. Miles looked up, staring with wide eyes as he realized…

He did it. He was out of the castle, unaccompanied and on his own, for the first time in his life. Unable to help himself, Miles let out a quiet laugh before turning his sights towards the city again. It didn’t look any closer, but Miles was suddenly very eager to get there, and very full of energy. Without a second glance back at the wall, he started walking forwards.

[grymmdark]

i wish there was a way to tell someone "i dont hate you or have anything against you, but you are just a type of person whom i do not get along with regardless of my personal opinions on you" and they wouldn't take it personally or get mad about it