#a good day for him

[chuuuu111]

a good day for him pt.1

Dazai slowly opened his eyes, the annoyingly bright morning sun forcing him to wake up. On top of that, the birds were so cheerful, as if today was going to be a good day. He groaned and sat on his futon,had no energy today. With a small yawn,he started to look his clean and organised room. Manga books, glasses, dinner plates, chopsticks;they are everywhere...He crawled towards to sliding wardrobe,took his usual casual clothes. Brunette got ready for work, today was going to be a long day as he had a lot of paperwork piling up from yesterday.

He left dorm and started to walk to the ADA building. A few minutes later, he noticed a puppy is following him: a tiny,white like snow,bichon frise. Dazai rolled his eyes."Leave me alone,I don't like dogs."

Puppy continued to follow him as if it was stubborn. Brunette noticed this and stopped,puppy stopped too. He knelt down and looked at little dog, then he started to wagging his finger to it.

"Look,I don't know why you followed me but you chose a man who doesn't like dogs at all. Today is your unlucky day-"

And something terrible happened to Dazai, the world had ended.PUPPY LICKED HIS FINGER. He screamed and stood up quickly, started to walk away, almost running. A few citizens looked at him,he was a little embarrassed,but he didn't care.

Dazai looked at behind,this little puppy was running behind him. His eyes widened in horror,of course,he started to run. He entered ADA building quickly and dog entered in too. He tried to open office door but it was locked.

"Hey! Open door! Is there anyone?!"

The puppy was so happy, it thought like it was all a game and Dazai's horrified expression was amusing to it.

Yosano opened door but she didn't let him in.

"Ahahah good morning Dazai"

"Good morning Yosano sensei...Can I come in? This dog won't let me go..." he looked at to little bichon like it is a monster. Yosano's eyes sparkled the moment she saw the cute creature.

"Don't come to the office for a while today, I'll talk to Kunikida and tell him that you are taking care with this cute thing. See you later~"Without waiting for an answer, she slammed the door in Dazai's face. Brunette looked at down and saw happy bichon.

"You're happy because you found yourself a playmate, good"

He knelt down,started to observe it and saw it had a collar.His name was..."Manjū"

"Manjuu,huh?" Dazai mumbled to himself. "Are you lost?"

Manjuu continued to jump, it didn't care about anything. So it had been a short while since it lost. He looked at collar and saw a patisserie name.This place must have been newly opened, he was seeing its name for the first time.

"Let's find your owner then,okay?"

Dazai started to walk and Manjuu followed him. They walked for a while but brunette couldn't find the shop. After a few hours of walking, Dazai sat down on a bench and Manjuu settled on the grass,it looked like it was tired.

"Ugh...I am tired...You're tired too, aren't you? Maybe you're hungry too..."

Manjuu barked as if approving. Dazai sighed deeply,now he had to go to a pet shop and buy food for it.Seriously,did he have to care for a creature he didn't like?

While he was lost in his thoughts, he heard that familiar voice.

"Oi mackerel,what are you doing he- WHAT IS THIS!!?"

How does Chuuya see Manjuu:

How does Dazai see Manjuu:

[egophiliac]

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

[panthermouthh]

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

[ghostsberry]

demoman!!

[hinamie]

yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Thistle Debut Day!

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[hawnks]

You're jealous. It makes you lash out, makes you meet Keigo with claws and teeth and cruel, irrational accusations.

You pack a bag after your last big blow up, shame dogging your every move. A week. Maybe a little more. However long it takes you to stop feeling like a monster, to rein in these dark impulses that have taken hold of you.

He stops you at the door with a firm grip around your arm. Looming over you, leaning down until he's in your space.

"Why?"

How can you even respond. Why? Isn't he angry with you? Doesn't he see how unreasonable you're being?

You tell him the truth. "I'm embarrassed, Keigo."

His hold on you tightens. "So you're running away?"

"I'm not--" You let out a long breath. "I just need to calm down. Get a hold of myself."

"You can do that here. At home."

You tug. He doesn't release you.

"I don't want you to see me like this."

His expression turns stormy.

"You want to keep secrets from me?" You can't even question this before he's continuing, eyes amber bright and sharp as he pulls you further into his space. "You don't want me to see you what --jealous? Don't I have a right to know? Don't I deserve to be with you for this? We're lovers, and you still want to hide pieces of yourself from me?"

Trembling, you let yourself be drawn back into the penthouse. You couldn't fight him even if you tried.

He sets you on the bed, so he can push you down, curl up on top of you, all around you. Caging you in.

"There," he says. "You're not going anywhere. Would it help if I told you about all the times I wanted to kill anyone who touches you? How about how I want to lock you up, forever and ever? I can show you the collar I picked out, if that would make you feel better." He leans up so he can nibble your ear, whisper, "Or you could put it on me, if you want."

[chuuuu111]

a good day for him pt.2

Chuuya quickly approached to them and took Manjuu in his arms.

"IT IS FUCKING CUTE! VERY CUTE!"

Dazai narrowed his eyes to him,Chuuya was almost shining with happiness.

"Okay okay,I must find its owner so give me it-"

"I got it,I will help you for find but I will carry it."ginger spoke without look at Dazai,who was rolling his eyes to ginger.

Chuuya took Manjuu's face in his hands,he brought his face closer to it,he was smiling almost stupidly while talking with it."You are looking like a little marshmallow or a cloud or-"

Chuuya stopped talking when Manjuu licked his cheek. Life was better for Chuuya now.

"DID YOU SEE DAZAI! MANJUU LOVED ME!" Chuuya said, who would have jumped for joy if he wasn't 22 years old mafia executive.

"Okay okay don't shout ugh... Congratulations,it loves you or something. By the way this is gross"

"You are gross,bastard."

Dazai stood up and looked at them."Come on,we should feed it. Manjuu is looking like thirsty and hungry."

Chuuya nodded and stood up too,Manjuu was still in his arms. Luckily,there was a pet shop nearby. After about half an hour, Manjuu was satisfied. Now, Chuuya was playing with it. Brunette sighed deeply.

"Slug,come on, we must give it to its owner"

With Dazai's words,ginger stopped playing with it and took Manjuu again."Okay,we can go by my car,there."

After driving for about 40 minutes, they found the shop and returned Manjuu to its owners. The couple who opened the patisserie wanted to offer them something to thank them and they accepted,now they are eating cake.

"Free cake, I'm so lucky~" brunette mumbled while eating,Chuuya nodded and drank his bubble tea.

"So,slug...Is there no mafia business today?"

"No,today is my day off..."he said,then he looked up from his cake and looked at Dazai.

"Let me tell you something, you have cream on your cheeks, you might want to wipe it off"ginger spoke trying to hold in his laughter.

"Hey! This is normal when you eat something! This was delicious, I couldn't help it" brunette talked back,while trying to wipe off the cream with napkin.

A few minutes later, Atsushi, entered the patisserie,seemingly not noticing them.He headed straight for the cake showcase. Dazai called out to him cheerfully.

"Atsushi-kun!~ What are you doing here~"

Atsushi's skin turned pale, as if he had seen a ghost. "D-Dazai san why are you in here? This patisserie is far from the ADA building..."

"Chibi and I found the owner of a dog, that's why we're here.So...why are you here?~"

"Umm...I am here for...for...try a new dessert?"

Chuuya joined the conversation." Yeah yeah tiger boy,the desserts here look amazing,you did a right choice...We were about to leave here with Dazai anyway"

Before Dazai could respond, Chuuya started dragging him towards the exit. Of course,they didn't forget to thank the owners of Manjuu.

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[zephyrchama]

Does anybody in the Obey Me! cast know that MC's phone is special and can basically see other people's text chains at random? Would anyone ever pick up on this?

Imagine hanging out with Beelzebub when Belphegor starts messaging him. Your phone, wholly unrelated to their chat in any way, starts dinging every single time Belphegor sends a message. It buzzes at the exact same time as Beelzebub's phone. Maybe he'll laugh it off as coincidence at first, but in time of course he'll get suspicious.

Imagine chilling with Leviathan when your phone starts blowing up with notifications because Mammon and Satan are having an argument. Leviathan becomes envious. You must be so popular, you must have so many people vying for your attention. He starts getting upset.

You try to tell him the messages aren't important (they're not even for you!), but you can't exactly admit that your phone is constantly spying on the conversations between him and his brothers. How you watched him teach Diavolo how to play Mononoke Land in real time.

Does this system only work with people you know? With the people currently registered as contacts in your D.D.D.? Do you ever see the random thirst messages people DM Asmodeus? Do you ever see Mephistopheles message private matters to his family? How often are surprises ruined due to this? How difficult is it to watch Simeon repeatedly message Solomon with questions he clearly intended to text Lucifer? Can you keep your mouth shut when two people are privately discussing juicy gossip that's too good to ignore?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

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[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[shitpostingkats]

My toxic trait is I think Apollo should have more crazy backstories. Make him suffer.