#a condiment anyway?

[flight-freedom]

College kids in crosswalks respond to speeding cars the same way I imagine animals who've never met humans respond.

*car driving down the road at 40mph*

*car is 40 feet away*

*College student:* Walks into the road without looking left or right.

Being on a college campus feels like:

ALSO! I always feel awkward shopping for myself because even as an adult when I lived with my parents they liked to shop for the family so like... I'm still learning *how to* shop and like where what things are.

But I forgot to buy toothpaste, cream cheese and coffee and need at least one of those so I stopped at a college campus grocery store and there were a whole bunch of college kids AND they ALSO didn't know how to shop it was kinda funny. Just a whole store run by and full of people who don't know where anything is or what to buy.

I was walking down the aisles and it couldn't find toothpaste but there was a condiment aisle and like... No. Toothpaste isn't technically a food. Nor should you put it on your food. But arguably....

Toothpaste could be in the condiment aisle, riiiight?

Also I was listening to How You Remind by Nickleback cause it reminds me of my childhood more than most other songs.. But was thinking..

OH.. Oh... wow... I'm old now. Like this a classic to these kids. Oh no.

What's next?!? Youngun's don't listen to BLINK 182 ANYMORE?!?? GAWD what's this world come to?!?

/jk

[bet-on-me-13]

Runaway Rogue

So! A couple of years ago, Danny lost one of his Rogues.

It's not that they got Ended or anything, he literally lost them and couldn't find them. One day they ran off after being defeated and never showed up again. They were one of his Joke Villains, not posing a real threat but still extremely annoying when they wanted to be.

He hadn't seen them in Years now, and with the situation in Amity quelled and more free time on his hands than he had gotten in Years, he decided to finally track the Ghost down and see what he had been up to.

His search led him to Gotham, where he finally found the one Rogue that he had lost all those years ago.

Condiment King.

[coulsonlives]

This plum sauce has the consistency of snot and idk how I feel about that.

[hotcheetohatredwastaken]

you get one condiment for the rest of your life (excluding mayo, cream cheese, and butter) what do you pick

Uh. What a question lmao.

Does soy sauce count? Because I'm doing soy sauce. If it doesn't count, then ketchup because I'm basic

[separatist-apologist]

Can you tell me more about your views on ranch? What makes a good ranch? Which place does ranch well? What’s your favorite thing to dip in ranch?

Oh my god is this what making it feels like???

I think the BEST ranches are going to be homemade. It's incredibly easy to make if you've got five minutes- a little mayo, a little sour cream, some butter milk, dill, garlic, and some other spices and bam. Ranch. If you've ever wondered why ranch in the bottle tastes...less good...than the stuff at restaurants, this is probably why (in some cases i KNOW not all restaurants are making their own ranch).

I don't like Hidden Valley NO ONE HUNT ME FOR SPORT THIS IS JUST MY OPINION I mean I'll use it if thats all there is, I'm not a snob.

In terms of things to eat with ranch, honestly it's versatile. You can fit so many badboys in a container of ranch. Probably wings, and then fried pickles, and then vegetables. I'm from the midwest, I will not entertain feedback about my ranch preferences.

[marianomoreno]

my mum quit her job right during the 2001 crisis and my parents separated shortly after that and my dad didn't have a peso to his name but i had a lovely childhood and none of this concerned me at all i just knew we were righteous bc we were working class (<- marxist)

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! I have family in town right now, and as a general heads up to people who don’t have food allergies/restrictions/stuff like that*: If you want to go out to dinner with someone you know has food allergies*, PLEASE discuss where you’ll go with them before you finalize plans. This message brought to you by my mom inviting all the local members of my family out for barbecue, a thing I cannot have in restaurants because either it uses sauce, which has vinegar in it (and usually so much sauce is used there’s a high risk of cross contamination) or it smokes meat, in which case I can’t breathe. Smells good! Usually tastes good! Very bad for my asthma.  *idk where food intolerances fall on this scale? but I couldn’t think of a good catchall term for “cannot eat some foods without bad consequences”

[newtness532]

step one of getting my life together-> defrosting the fridge.

[new-york-no-shoes]

Something about me is that both last night and tonight my dinner involved 7 different condiments jeksjdjdjejdjdjd

[autism-corner]

dad wont let me be excited about my new wounds which he attributes to the horrors >:(

[rhoddys]

MILD GORE WARNING

Ayo finally drew this idea of an Avatar of the End/Extinction I've had in my head since finishing tma a year ago

[thegeminisage]

the audacity of my mother to be like we dont have any foooooood when the freezer and the cabinets are not empty. no, we don't have any SNACKS and we don't have anything you don't have to stop and cook ie sandwiches but girl we absolutely had food. if we got snowed in for a week we could eat well the whole time and still have leftovers

[zecoritheweirdone]

i don't usually share wips,,, but 'm pretty happy with how it's coming out so far,,, plus it's also killing my hand so i might as well share a sneak peek since 'm not continuing this tonight,,, dkjdkemwkjssk. anyway have i told you guys how much i like the fic vagabonds

[quill-of-thoth]

Fusion food is just actually knowing how to substitute ingredients

[keeps-ache]

heart cake !!! i have a little pink heart cake :DD

[cherry-shipping]

not that id ever want a job, and in reality if me and sans lived together hed probably be the one mostly responsible for our income on account of his countless fucked up jobs, BUT. i love the thought of sans being a cute shitty little househusband sending me off to work with a kiss and a lunchbox except the lunchbox is just, like, a compact bomb of as many sausages and a gross slurry of a million fucked up condiments as he could fit in there