#a bitch Can dream

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

[asklesbianonceler]

I like to think he also just wore this when it was kinda chilly

[gaylactic-fire]

I am SO intrigued about what could possibly be coming to the Switch now that a new console is confirmed. My only thoughts are ports, and I fucking guarantee they still won't touch WWHD somehow

[leechlovely]

This is how I stay dead

[sensiblethingtodo]

the thing is, i dont even want a pp4 but if it were to happen, i know beca and chloe will never be canon. i will settle for them to be in every single scene together. legit all or nothing.

what i really want is a brand new project with kendrick and brittany where they either costar, co-direct, copulate, like im not picky.

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

It took me a month but I did it.

I made this with my own hands.

I'm meeting Vico in 3 days and 2 of those days I'm working so this was literally my last day to finish it and I managed it with 2 hours to spare. (So I'm making an eye patch for my eevee bag).

I decided to hand stitch the skeletons down and I do not regret it at all it looks so good.

The day the skeleton-mermaid flag was released as the season 2 teaser I wanted to make this, it's the original pride flag colours with the progressive triangle and I worked so hard to get fabric in the right colours. (I work in a fabric store so (👉■_■)👉)

And then I've never really quilted before but this is very much like a quilt and I'm going to get Vico to sign it. I hope to one day get the whole cast to sign it tho who the f knows if some of them would come to an Australian convention.

[wrestlezaynia]

Cody's past comes back to haunt him AU.

Cody: "What are you doing here, Damien?"

Damien: "Is it a crime to visit an old friend?"

Cody: "What are you doing here?" The American Nightmare repeats the question, knowing there's an ulterior motive for his presence.

[theundeadgospel]

beth is violent as all fuck and knows how to deck a bitch

her daughter on the other hand,,hates violence and is a divination wizard so she just has the spirits do her dirty work HFHDGDGXB she’s way too pure for this world and that’s why she’s only a thing post curse

[armandposting]

the most knowingly unrealistic part of fanfiction everywhere: historic homes with huge bathrooms

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

Here's a little part of the CableGuy!Sanemi I'm working on. I swear to god. My need for this man grows more and more every damn day. Something has got to give before I go full on nutzo and end up strapped in a wheelchair, talking to a white wall swearing up and down to the nurses that I'm talking to my husband, Sanemi.

Was that oddly specific? Yes. Should you be worried? Probably not?

A/N = I guess, send help?

C/W = Language, Oral both ways, sex {P->V}, little bit of smart assery, some pats on the back

MDNI // NSFW under the cut.

HERE'S THE FULL PIECE:

Full Package

{Suddenly, the word "full" looks wrong to me. That's when you know you've spent too long looking at something.}

"FULL PACKAGE"

Your tongue twitched against his thumb as his other hand massaged your clit. "That's it, cum for me, cum for me." He sped up his pace, slamming himself into you.

Your pussy clenched as you felt your orgasm approach. The pressure mounting. And then it hit. Hard. "Yes, fuck yes. Shit, Sanemiiii!" Your thighs were shaking so hard you were afraid you wouldn't be able to keep up, but he never let you falter.

As you were on the other side of your orgasm, he flipped you over on your back, "My turn."

You gripped his forearms as he slammed into you.

"You take my cock so well. Who knew your little hole was hiding such a talent?" He smirked, tucking his sweaty bangs behind his ears.

"Oh, right there. Don't stop. Fuck, oh my God. Don't stop."

He threw you a flirty wink, "Wouldn't dream of it."

[pygmy-huff]

No one:

Me: Hoping for an AroAce Wednesday, Himbo supporter Xavier arc, More Ajax screen time, some Bianca and Wednesday moments, Enid and Thing being an even more iconic duo. All in the second season.

(Even though I know it probably won't happen.)

[slimprettyandperfect]

[gold-snek-hoe]

I know Clare wouldn't agree and doesn't want a movie for The Hollow Kingdom, but in a perfect world Guillermo Del Toro would direct a live-action adaptation and Marak would be played by Doug Jones

[lunapwrites]

If you're in the US or planning to travel to the US, here's the most recently updated Anti-Trans Legislative Risk Map as of this month -- now with a brand new category also known as Florida.

As an aside, I am exceedingly proud of my home state for moving in the right direction and enacting/strengthening legislation that will protect us -- not only our rights, but our lives.

But with that said... a little freaked out that we appear to be split by a red sea of fucking awful here.

[xxwhiskeyxx]

The Ghouls Steal a Continental Breakfast

This one came up when I was talking to Chaos about a video of a lady who was staying at all the hotels on the Vegas strip (Safiya Nygard if your wondering) and I brought up the idea that you could absolutely sneak into a hotel and eat at their breakfast buffet thing if your confident and brave enough, just act like you belong there. Then they brought up the idea of the ghouls stealing the continental breakfast of a hotel they're staying at with Papa, like maybe it's their first time at a hotel with this, and then this came to life. Enjoy!

- Love Whiskey

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Copia managed to book them a decent little Hampton hotel that has a continental breakfast; he tells the ghouls they can come down if they are glamored and if they will be ready to leave in time, to which they excitedly agree and rush off to their rooms to do Satan knows what. The next morning, Copia comes down after a surprisingly peaceful night's rest to check out and hopefully get some breakfast since he got down long before any ghouls, besides Aether or Mountain, even wake up. He enjoys a nice breakfast of a waffle, some yogurt, eggs, and sausage before going back up to his room to finish gathering his things and returning back downstairs to check out. It hadn’t been more than 20 minutes since he had been down, but now there was loud crashing and clambering coming from the breakfast area. The desk clerk looks concerned as he checks out, they make small talk about thinking that it's some pesky kids, but as soon as he finishes the check-out process, the lady gasps. He turns to see Dew and Sunny booking it while holding the hot pans filled with eggs and sausage, followed by Rain, who has a giant stack of waffles on a plate, then Mountain and Aether fly by with the mini fridge and fruit stand. Swiss had the cereal dispenser, and Cirrus and Cumulus took the pastry, bagel, and toast box. He gapes at them before smiling nervously at the lady, “I’m sorry about that-” before quickly tossing $200 bucks on the counter and taking off after the ghouls, dragging his bags behind him. Thankfully Jesus happened to have the bus already running due to the weather being cold as Copia hops on after Cirrus, “Ghouls, what the fuck!” he yells once he catches his breath. They are happily chowing down on their stolen breakfast. The girls had managed to apparently also snag the toaster, too, “You said we could have it?” Swiss tries to play dumb, puppy eyes turned to the maximum, to which Copia rolls his eyes at. “1. I said you got EAT it, not take everything dumbasses! And 2. I hope you have your stuff cause I’m pretty sure they won’t allow you guys back in!” he says, rubbing his temples against the growing headache, “We brought all our stuff to the bus earlier, quick exits.” Dew says, mouth filled with food. Aether flicks his head, “Sorry, boss, we won’t do it again.” he says though he doesn’t look sorry at all. Copia groans and takes some of the stolen food might as well eat it so it doesn’t go to waste.

[wrestlezaynia]

What if Damien Sandow comes out instead of Randy? 🤭

I mean, he is an old friend of Cody's after all. 🤷