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There will be other meetings. 😐

pinterest be keeping it real with me today

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I am a woman of many talents.

i am the neediest, clingiest, most detached and independent girl in the world

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Gone away/still away.

I probably should have done this months ago. But for no particular reason - aside from starting a new job that has been kicking my ass to kingdom come - but it's fine. I'm fine. I'm .... I'm fine lol.

So, after taking a page from someone else's "I'll not be around for a bit" letter, I want to say that I don't want to lose the connections I've made, either. (Thanks @bakubunny for articulating that). If you could find it in your hearts to be patient with me and stuff, I'd appreciate it.

I'm sure I'll be back someday. Kicking and screaming with SOMETHING.

I hope all my mooties out there are doing well and rockin' the boat (or ferris wheel or whatever other terrifying thing you can rock).

I'll leave you with this:

PLEASE BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER.

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Fuck. Yeah.

Modern au where Sukuna is convicted and gives you one last kiss at the end of the trial

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Jesus, yes. I'm so glad the ending was carried away.

no thoughts, just alt bfs <33 he lets you dye his hair every other month, looking forward to sitting on the tiled bathroom between your legs while you perch on the rim of the bathtub, painting over his overgrown buzzcut. he likes to give your knees little kisses as his foot tapps to some system of a down song you hum along to.

he'll happily accept your offer to do his makeup after you finish yours. you drag pencil eyeliner across his lids and corners of his eyes, smearing it in lazily until it's grey to add an even more tired appearance to his face. you finish off his quick look with a kiss to his cheekbone that leaves a dark lipstick print where your lips were.

before he goes out, he always makes sure to be wearing a piece of jewelry you've gifted him; chrome rings, matching red pendants, a little sword earring. he loves being asked where he got his jewelry because then he gets to mention you! "oh this? my beautiful girlfriend got them for me, thank you for asking."

he does not take his playlists seriously at all. he just shuffles his liked songs and calls it a day. he's got one playlist though, and its dedicated to makeouts with you. and he takes that very seriously. he loves pulling you on top of him from laying beside him. he likes to have you on top of him, thighs squeezing against his hips as you straddle him. you lean down to press your lips on his, holding his face with both hands gently while the playlist blasts over the sounds of your kisses. it always starts out gentle, polite even, but as soon as the playlists shuffles to she wants revenge, all niceties are thrown out the window. he pulls you close, and you follow his movement. your hands keep switching from his face, to his neck, to his chest, not knowing where to touch, but knowing you want to touch him. he mimicks similar movements, needing as much of you as he can get. he squeezes the flesh of your hips and lets his hands roam over your body, up his shirt your wearing to rub the skin of your waist and back. you need each other, and that's all you know.

SUNA RINTARO. miya osamu. KOZUME KENMA!!!! semi eita. tsukishima kei. kunimi akira.

MITSUYA TAKASHI!!!!!! ken ryuguji. hakkai shiba. BAJI KEISUKE. kazutora hanemiya.

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Fucking seriously.

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Like a good scotch, this needed to sit.

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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Hellur kitteh!

You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

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🤣 this is soooo cute!!

imagine having your third date with kafka hibino and you end up back at his apartment, your arms and legs wrapped around him as he sits on the edge of his futon. you begin sliding the straps of your dress down your shoulders, preparing to unveil your body to him before he raises a shaky hand to stop you, "y-you sure you wanna do this with me? i’m nothin’ special . . . not like you, anywa-“ you silence him with your lips, pulling the top of your dress down and placing both of his hands on your bare breasts. “i want you, kafka,” your lips against his ear make him shudder, “i think you’re so fucking handsome, you’re so strong,” your last word is accentuated by your hands cupping his brawny shoulders and squeezing. well damn, he thinks, this girl is way too sexy, glad i jerked off today. of course, in typical kafka fashion, he realizes all too late he’s said the words out loud rather than to himself . . . aaaand now you’re both blushing ᡣ𐭩

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💐 once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers (and an extra flower because you're just so awesome 🌻) you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers if you want. SPREAD POSITIVITY! ⛅️

Love you Sarah, hope you're doing good 💛

1 - @kazutora-kurokawa

2 - @darkstarlight82

3 - @breathofthewind29

4 - @katkusuo

5 - @southside-otaku

BONUS - Kafka Hibino

I'm doing something. Idk if it's good?? 😆 Hope life is treating you well, too, sweets! Thanks for thinking of me ♡♡♡♡♡.

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Hey you alive

Heyyy C.

I am "alive" in the sense that my heart is still beating. Yes. I think there are still some neurons firing off in my brain, too.

I miss you. I miss our talks. I hope you're doing well, babes.

Thanks for checking in on me. <3

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God lets me live another day? I make it everyone’s issue. No one is safe. 😈 I will be the reason for the saying “no rest for the wicked” because I am no man’s rest.

You SHOULD be everyone's issue. If you're being some complacent, docile little doll that sits around and gets nothing done, then you're not living to your full potential. Let that fire blaze. Burn cities. Burn mountains. Burn monuments. BURN IT ALL!

More fuckin' power to ya, Lots.

Take names but not prisoners.

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Well, here we go again with my lack of a better thing to say other than "JESUS FUCK" this is painfully beautiful.

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Fucking delicious, Bree.

꥟ pairing: satoru gojo x female reader

꥟ overview: you let satoru tie you up and he does whatever he pleases with you.

꥟ warnings: dom!gojo, reader is a dirty girl, slight use of sex toy, oral (both receiving), mating press, cum eating(gojo lowkey feeds you his cum), pussy slapping, p->v, edging, cumming on body, slight mention of aftercare.

꥟ a/n: reposting cause reasons… wk-> 1.6k

you found yourself immersed in darkness, your vision stolen by the same blindfold the man above you wore every day. cold restraints are holding your hands above your head keeping you tied to the bedpost. cool air hitting the areas not covered by the pretty lingerie that adorns your skin. all other sensations are heightened and your breathe hitches at the familiar sound of your lover in your ear.

“ready pretty girl?” satoru gojos voice is like smooth velvet in your ear. his lips begin trailing kisses along your exposed skin, teeth grazing as he leaves marks across your collarbone. hearing your heavy breaths only spurs him on as he revels in the sight of every mark left behind. his lips nip down your body, stopping momentarily at your breasts, releasing them from the confines of the pink lace. cupping them in his hands he pinches your nipples roughly, a cocky smile forming at the sound of the soft whimper that escapes your lips. “surely you can be louder than that” he says, pinching a nipple between his teeth.

you whimper slightly, wriggling in your confines and satoru feels his cock twitch in his pants. he smiles against your skin before his tongue is flicking against your hardened bud. you wriggle again, as a soft moan comes out of your parted lips. satoru sucks lightly on your nipple for just a second before he completely stops, causing you gasp in surprise.

“please-“ you whine, voice trembling and goosebumps littering your skin, “don’t stop.”

“begging already? we just got started.”

ignoring your pleas, he shifts his attention lower, trailing kisses down your stomach until he reaches the waistband of your panties. his tongue darts out, licking the wetness that’s pooled in the lacy material. “mmm-so wet already.” he hums, tongue flicking at your clit through the material.

hooking his fingers into the elastic, he tugs your panties down slowly, exposing your wet folds to the cool air. he parts your folds with his thumbs and though you can’t see it you’re embarrassed by the action, as he fully exposes your pretty pussy to his gaze. “look at you, such a dirty girl.” he says before his fingers dip inside you gathering up your slick.

his hand holds your chin steady “open you’re mouth.” he commands and when you do so he’s shoving his fingers inside and you automatically roll your tongue around his digits, sucking them dry. “can’t wait to taste you pretty, you taste good huh?”

he reaches over, grabbing something off the bedside table before he leans down again exposing your folds to his gaze and licks up your slit, the taste of your arousal flooding his senses, making his cock throb painfully inside its confinement. diving deeper, he plunges his tongue inside you. his tongue curling as he fucks you with it.

suddenly he stops and you hear a buzzing sound before there’s a sudden vibration against your puffy clit. he leans down again, tongue licking your slit as his pushes the vibrator against your clit, causing you to writhe beneath him.

“mmm…toru-“ you moan and he reaches his hand up to pinch a hardened bud between his fingers, teasing and pinching them until your body writhes helplessly against the cold restraints.

the mixture of pleasure from the way his tongue laps at your folds and the vibration on your clit and the pain from where he pinches your nipples sends an electrical force through your whole being having you yelp in both pain and pleasure. “shhh.” he coos, removing his tongue from its assault to give that pretty pussy a little smack. “you wanna cum princess yeah?” he asks, hot breath ghosting across your thigh before he licks a trail up that pretty slit again, juices dripping off his chin.

“mmm. please-“ you beg and your whimpers cause him to withdraw the vibrator suddenly, leaving you panting and frustrated.

“come on pretty girl.” you feel his thumb rub across your cheek and down to your chin. he cups it roughly forcing your face close to his. he smacks your pussy again, pinching at your clit slightly. “louder for me yeah?”

“p-please let me cum toru.”

“nah.” he chuckles almost darkly at your pleas. “not yet.” he pulls his fingers out of your tight heat and you feel his weight empty from the bed. the clicking sound of metal and a drop of something on the floor as satoru takes his belt off, undressing himself hastily.

you feel the dip of the mattress as he joins you on the bed again. you can’t see his cock, hard and leaking pre-cum but you’re desperate to feel it fill up your plush walls. but of course, satoru has other plans first.

“it’s my turn pretty, big guys been aching for those pretty lips you know?” he comes up to where your head rests against the bed, head of his cock pressing against your parted lips. he pushes into your mouth, letting the flesh glide against your tongue. your warm mouth envelops his shaft and it takes everything in him not to fuck it down your throat. cause fuck that tongue of yours swirled around him like he was your favorite lollipop and god you look so damn pretty all tied up taking him like such a good girl.

his fingers lace in your hair and he lets out a low grunt as you eagerly take his cock further in, tongue darting around his shaft. “that’s it. mmm’” he lets out a low groan as your tongue glides across is sensitive tip. “fuck, mmm just like that.” he thrust his cock further down your throat and he thinks he could cum right now from the sight of the tears welling up in your eyes as you gag slightly on his length.

satoru’s grip tightens in your hair as you choke on his length, his hips rocking forward. he drags his cock out slowly, twitching at the sight of saliva connecting from your lips to his tip. “fuck…look so pretty right now.” he says, his thumb wiping a tear from your cheek. “you can take more yeah?” he drawls and when that pretty face of yours, wrapped in his blindfold, gives him a nod he can’t help when he thrusts back into your mouth, deeper this time. his eyes widen at the sight of you practically choking on his length but you’re and he feels his balls tighten, not able to hold on any longer. he pulls his cock out at the last second, aiming it on your chest as he shoots ropes of hot cum all over your pretty tits.

“wow.” he breaths out, looking down at your beautiful face, admiring the sight of your swollen lips and chest covered in his cum. the sight alone makes him hard again. he leans down taking two fingers to scoop it up before he’s shoving his fingers down your throat. his eyes widen as you eagerly lick his digits clean. he leans down to take the blindfold off and when your eyes meet his and you smile and whisper “more.” he’s practically drooling, head dizzy and cock twitching again. he takes all of his cum, shoving it down your throat and watching as you eagerly lick it clean off his fingers.

“fuck baby, you drive me crazy.” he says before readying himself between your legs. you look up at him, desperate to touch him but unable because of the cool restraints. he chuckles lowly, taking both your legs and pushing them up to your chest. “want you to really feel me here.” he says, thrusting his fingers inside you momentarily.

it doesn’t take long for him to replace his fingers with his cock, giving you no warning before your filled up and he’s thrusting inside you at a steady rhythm. your body arches off the bed, hands gripping whatever part of the restraints they can reach.

his hands hold your legs steady to your chest, fingers digging into your plush thighs. his pace picks up as he drives his cock further into your plush walls. “fuck, you’re so tight. feel so good every time.” he breaths between the grunts escaping his lips. you tighten around him, plush walls gripping his cock like it was specifically made for you.

his hands fall to your waist and he forcefully pulls your body closer, cock filling up your pussy as a moan escapes you at the harshness. your legs lock behind him and his pace is almost erratic. he can’t get enough of how well you grip him, how god damn good you feel wrapped around his cock.

satoru reaches between you, thumb circling your clit as he watches your head fall back, eyes rolling back in ecstasy. he applies just enough pressure to keep you hovering on the edge of orgasm, leaving you wanting just a little more.

“satoru-please…” you lift your head to look at him and he smirks down at you before he adds more pressure, hips thrusting slowly so you can really feel his cock. your walls tighten around him and satoru grunts at the feeling, leaning forward until your chest to chest. his mouth descends on your neck, nipping and biting at your sensitive flesh.

he feels you finally let go, cumming around his cock with a moan of his name into his ear and he’s done for at that pretty little moan that escapes your lips, driving his cock as far as he can go while he empty’s himself inside you.

satoru leans up to look down at you, body flushed with the afterglow of orgasm, sweat sticking your hair to your forehead. he comes down to place a kiss on your lips.

“let’s untie you yeah? i’ll help you clean up.”

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THOSE PLUS SIZE READER HEADCANONS GOT ME WEAK??? TYSM for good food Sarah🥺💕

Ahhh! I'm SO glad! I love writing for Kafka - and curvy girls. I 100% believe that he'd love the hell out of his lady.

Also, my mind is super elsewhere lately, and I can't pin down a coherent thought to write about to save myself. So if you have anything else you wanna throw my way, feel free to do it ♡.

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How do you think Kafka would handle you not being able to ride him. I physically can not ride my husband and I felt bad about. It makes me feel like I'm not normal. But anyway I love you writing, keep up the good work.

I truly believe that Kafka is about emotional intimacy, as well, if not more so. He's the kind of guy that feels like if there's nothing beyond physical attraction and affection then there's probably not much reason in pursuing the relationship. He really loves to have conversations with you - even if that's all that comes of the time you spend together. It's not about the sex, it's about the connection you both share. Kafka has to have an intellectual connection with you first before he even entertains the idea of any other kind. And Kafka is SO ULTIMATELY aware of physical limitations, as his own were a source of frustration for him for so long. He would never hold something you have no control over against you. What he WOULD do, is set up a nice little space for you. Candles, with the wooden wicks, I just know it. Flowers because you're his little busy bee that needs to fucking chill a bit and take care of yourself. Maybe some wine or sparkling cider - depending on what you both have going on the next day. Lots of soft pillows so you and/or he can be set up comfortably for the other person to have their way with.

In summation, Kafka Hibino is the most perfect man in the Milky Way and no one will ever change my mind so don't try.

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@southside-otaku @breathofthewind29 @mintiblossom

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Rrrraaaahahahahahah I love this!!!

And I'm gonna be real here, I read what I wrote and was like wtf? I don't remember any of this 😆. But I'm so happy it kinda inspired you to write something so awesome ♡!

I'm sorry but I HAVE to expand on this thought right now. Also, I was a little inspired by these hcs Sarah posted because 😮‍💨 they lowkey had me feeling some type of way ngl

♡ NSFW, fem reader, really slight size kink almost non-existent actually, lowkey chubby reader but anyone can read ofc ♡

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Imagine waking up to Kafka already getting dressed for work, watching him slip on a compression shirt that hugs his bulky stature and outlines his muscles and tummy. He turns to you, a soft smile on his face as he sees how cute and sleepy you look.

"Hey pretty girl. Did you sleep good?"

All you can muster up is a groggy nod of your head as you snuggle back under the blankets, basking in the warmth of your bed as Kafka walked over and planted a kiss on your forehead. He trails soft kisses down the bridge of your nose before finally kissing your lips, nipping at your bottom lip as he pulls away.

"I'll be home soon baby, love you."

As soon as he started walking away he heard your soft whines and turned right back around.

"What's wrong sweets? Do you need something? Tell me and I got it covered."

"You didn't kiss me goodbye."

"What? Yes I did baby, did you not feel me kiss you?"

He walks back over and gives you another kiss goodbye. "There, now I really gotta go."

"Kafka nooo."

"What? What's wrong?"

"You didn't kiss my pussy goodbye.."

He looks at you softly, letting out a small chuckle as he pulls the blankets off your body. His thick fingers hook into the waistband of your panties, pulling them down around your ankles. He grips the soft flesh of your thighs, gently spreading your legs and planting a heated kiss on your wet folds, his tongue darting out momentarily to lick your clit.

"There. Better now baby?" He asks softly, licking the remnants of your juices off his lips.

"A-again."

"You're gonna make me late to work angel." He warns, but that doesn't deter him from planting another kiss on your pussy, trailing kisses onto your thighs and then back to your aching core.

"Okay, that's all you're getting 'til I come home."

He reaches up to gently squeeze your breasts, a soft smile forming on his face as a little gasp falls from your lips.

"You're just too cute for your own good, you know that?"

He gives you one more kiss goodbye before really leaving for work this time, already knowing it's going to be a long day for both of you without the other there.

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