#You now

[hergan416]

Brain jumped around a bit and then ended up with Sherlock and Liam working together to see who has a larger bladder capacity by drinking a lot of tea, holding it as long as possible, then peeing in a measuring cup to see who held more. There's a balance between making it to the measuring cup and like... actually getting the most capacity that the bladder can possibly hold without wetting.

And Louis of course is roped into the whole thing as "tea provider" and he's just like -cold sweat- what the fuck

[hunting-songs]

What Pokémon Type would you specialise in? Your Result: Poison Type You'd be an expert on Poison Types! While they've certainly struggled in the past with power and type coverage, good strategy and proper utilisation can truly make you a force to be reckoned with. You're creative, patient, and a great problem solver. You're also a natural opportunist; whether you're toxic-stalling your opponents with your bulky Weezing, or one-shotting them with a sludge bomb from your speedy Gengar, you know just what to do in a situation to turn the tides in your favour!

V: Chatot Sings [Pokemon Verse] Originally a hobby- musician and fulltime archaeologist from Paldea, focused on the discovery of Musicinstruments and the textualisation of songs from all over the world, Senritsus life changed after her best friend (and colleague) played a Musicpiece he had found on the dig side they were working at at that time. Her friend and colleague gone and her changed into a unrecognizable state, Senritsu now seeks out old ruins and Dig-Sides all over the world to find other parts of the Musicpiece to make sure what happened to her would not happen to anyone else. Her team consists of: Seismitoad (her starter), Toxtricity , Toxicroak, Lotad, Politoed and her best friends Chatot who keeps on copying Senritsus passed friends (his former trainers) voice to make sure noone forgets how he sounded.

Tagged By: A little Wildbirdie ! Tagging: @kiigan @saiakv @kylo-wrecked @bewitchingbaker @skarletchains @muddsludge @zaeltry @distortedkilling @lightfaithed @soulfulempathy ...and YOU!

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[infectiouspiss]

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[rafeandonlyrafe]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[churroach]

Full of Desires