#Yes they're dorks

[chiiiyu07]

Meme I saw days ago but I made it chiscara

(yes I made a slight difference from the one I posted in twt cuz I saw a lot of mistakes QvQ)

[avoidmint]

Get yourself a man who gets you banned from the local Fair just to impress you with his amazingly situational gamer skills. 🎯

Gadget really can't take him anywhere.

[muiromem]

Needed to make a version of this that encapsulated My Whole Deal

[fatedroses]

Adventurer Zenos and G'raha cause I had to draw my silly guys. I just enjoy the idea of Zenos hanging out with fellow bookworms and being begrudgingly (though occasionally willingly) helpful.

[saphstories]

Doctors and Roses

Inspired by this amazing art by @e-vay. (This is probably one of my favorites of Shadora. 🥰)

Fireflies danced in the cool autumn air, their twinkling lights mirroring the glittering stars in the clear night sky. It was still, quiet, serene. A lovely little house decorated with carved pumpkins, tall candles, and hay bales stood at the street corner. Two beautiful hedgehogs stood on the porch, talking and laughing quietly with one another. Each had lovely pink quills and green eyes; though one was comfortably dressed in a black and orange sweater and skirt, the other--the youngest of the two--was a bit more 'dolled up', adorned in a bright pink poodle skirt, denim jacket, and heels.

Until a motorcycle's revving engine ripped through the air. The machine wove down the street and finally swerved to a stop in front of the house. The rider cut the engine and sat back in the seat, lifting his helmet off his head, revealing sleek crimson-striped black quills. His brown pinstripe suit and tan sneakers clashed spectacularly with his motorcycle, but he didn't seem to care by the smirk that swept across his tan muzzle. He peered over his sunglasses with glinting ruby eyes, the younger pink hedgehog studying him with a raised brow and a smirk of her own, twirling her own pink shades in her fingers. "You goin' my way, doll?" He purred.

The pink maiden coyly bit her lip and giggled, slipping on her shades. "Is there any other way to go, daddy-o?" She replied, kissing the other pink hedgehog on the cheek and descending the porch steps towards him. The rider snickered and passed her helmet to her. He revved the motorcycle as she settled in behind him, and they roared off into the night with cheers and laughter.

Amy chuckled and shook her head. "Straight from the fridge, man."

[sleepymoonlady]

Roevember Day 12: Free Day: Family

Some people are unfortunate enough to not have a loving family. Despite all of the hardship in their life, this, at least, has never been an issue for Rose.

Bonus close-ups under the cut :)

[something-about-sunflowers]

God I hate egg 'jokes' so fucking much.

It's fucking INVASIVE.

Unless someone is making that joke about THEMSELF, it is overstepping.

Someone else's gender identity isn't for you to joke about.

Leave alone the reinforcement of binary gender ideology. . . 'Person who, as far as anything said publicly, is a man says they like to wear makeup or "women's" clothes? Must actually be a woman.'

Do you know that some trans men get egg jokes tossed at them when they don't 100% conform to traditional masculinity standards? As in 'people are joking about them being women because they "don't act like" men'.

Do you know that SOME trans women are actively hindered in their transitions because of people making egg jokes? People calling them eggs takes away from THEIR ability to go through the journey to figure out their gender and they resist going down that route because they are now not able to reach the conclusion on their own.

If people ever did egg jokes about trans men/mascs this would have 100% been my response to someone doing it to me.

But then we don't do egg jokes about trans men, do we?

Yall don't look at a butch woman and go 'any day now he's gonna crack', do you?

Now part of that is that yall love to demonize masculinity* and consider 'man' to be a unambiguously bad thing for any person to be, but the other part is that you understand that it's wrong to speculate about a woman's (or 'woman's') gender identity.

Keep that same energy for men (AND 'men').

(*Masculinity is a morally neutral thing. Patriarchal masculinity is bad because it is a form - AND VEHICLE - of systemic oppression**, but not all expressions masculinity stem from patriarchal masculinity.)

(**EVEN MEN ARE NEGATIVELY IMPACTED BY THE PATRIARCHY. BENEFITING FROM THE SYSTEM IF YOU CONFORM TO THE EXACTING STANDARDS YOU ARE HELD TO - ALL OF THE TIME - IS NOT ACTUALLY A BENEFIT. IF YOU STRAY YOU ARE PUNISHED. THIS IS PART OF WHY TRANS WOMEN ARE TREATED SO POORLY, BECAUSE THEY DON'T CONFORM TO THE PATRIARCHAL STANDARDS OF WHAT 'MEN' SHOULD BE, ON ACCOUNT OF THEM BEING WOMEN.)

[greensaplinggrace]

also i can't believe riley was scoffing at dating buffy whilst watching her at peak weirdo girlfailure. what an incredible lack of taste

[awesometothe3rd]

[dkettchen]

You know when your friend shows you her favourite streamer and it's the most average looking white guy you've ever seen in your life and you're like "why are you obsessed with this man, he's Literally Just Some Guy?"

So, I've acquired Laios Dungeon Meshi and I get it now

[thirstforhelmets]

Ganondorf x F!Reader - Chase Me Anywhere AU

Ganondorf and his wife/F!reader enjoying chasing scenarios.

Wife gets a head start to go where ever she wants.

Ganon then has to track her down to get some action.

After their blades cross each other, a winner comes out on top, of course~

They then pitch a tent, rest up, and repeat the cycle the next day.

Repeat until Wife is sufficiently satisfied and/or pregnant.

[kohakurin8]

"But rescuing me makes him so happy ~"

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Dio's terrible henchmen that he can't afford to fire

They're terrifying villains!! So evil!!! And you will fear them!!

(this is mostly just sketch references for myself 😭😭)

(Bel and Tippy use both he/him and xe/xem pronouns! Vanilla uses he/they!)

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

listen maybe this is just because i've always been a slut for pov outsider fics anyway but i desperately want some on our dork trent crimm. like. the character development??? his softness and dorkification???? i need someone to be like just. what do people think about this. like whether it's a random richmond player, a random reporter trent worked with, someone from trent's personal life, another rando in the sports field who's used to trent crimm, the independent, ruthless reporter, or whoever, just. random people watching trent crimm go from "ah yeah that asshole reporter who specifically has a reputation for being a ruthless cutting bitch" to "openly excitable dork who clearly cares so goddamn much and is visibly softer and has he just secretly always been like this??"

it would probably have to be someone who's close enough to him or richmond now to like, be able to see the change, but i just. am obsessed with this. and that's not even getting into considering the angles of his possible ex-wife/divorce + if non-audience-members can tell he's madly in love with ted or not, because i'm not sure if it's funnier if they're like "trent crimm is a huge dork now and we have no idea why????? i guess this is just the lasso effect fucking bending reality again??" or if they're like "hey fucking WILD that that one journalist specifically known for being a huge asshole apparently fell so ass over teakettle in love with that weird cowboy miracle worker of a gaffer that he divorced his wife, exploded his job, and had a radical personality shift via apparently deciding to be emotionally vulnerable. and all of this after writing a pretty fucked exposé on him?? why does no one talk about this more"

and while all the possibilities mentioned are great in their own ways, it could even be one of the other main characters whos just not generally involved in his storyline like. what does sam think of all this. what is jamie thinking when trent becomes their emotional support journalist dork. what does keeley think.

[peacekeeperangel]

Hmm. Alright this won't do

Time to name some sailors cause It Bothers me these two don't have names just as it bothered me for Blue and Staghorn. SO Until I decide otherwise (I.E. I find a better name for them) I hereby Dub thee

Garabaldi Cookie! And

(Purple) Tang Cookie!

and Just like with Blue Coral and Staghorn Coral Cookie I hereby open the use of these names to the Fandom- If you like these names for the Talkative and Clueless Sailors you are free to use them as you see fit

[slayerdurge]

i'm like maybe 60/40 on whether evelyn would chose vivienne or cassandra as divine (leaning towards vivienne)... evelyn has a personal history with vivienne bc as the youngest in a very long line of trevelyan children she was given to the templar order as an infant and trained as a templar for years until her magic manifested and she was carted off to the circle... then she ended up becoming a knight enchanter which is how she met vivienne... but although they genuinely really like each other they are fiercely competitive (which is actually part of what they like about each other) so i'm not sure she'd want vivienne to be divine over herself... but it's impossible to chose yourself... plus i think she'd actually rather continue to lead the inquisition anyway even if she could chose herself... and i think that although she thinks she can't truly manipulate vivienne she definitely can make mutually-beneficial deals with her and predict her actions... plus she likes the idea of giving power to another clever chantry-supporting mage who knows how to play the game as well as she does... cassandra is another matter bc they also get along really well... and evelyn was raised to respect/fear seekers... and she thinks cassandra is even more trustworthy and predictable than vivienne bc she'll always do whatever she thinks is right... which can also make her hard to manage in instances where they disagree... but they don't disagree often... so i can just imagine evelyn actually staying up late in skyhold struggling really hard with this decision... leliana is not an option bc evelyn doesn't believe in fully abolishing the circles... but the choice between those other two is hard... she genuinely could go either way... but i think i will probably go with vivienne for maximum chaos (and to complete my trilogy of mages who wreak as much havoc on thedas as possible)