#Yes they're dorks

[ylordfran]

still a working in progress, my college exams are coming so putting effort in my drawings are out of question at the moment... :(

also one of my headcanons is that Macaque didn't know how to kiss, so Wukong teached him after coming back to FFM from studying to became an immortal..

he still don't get the grasp of it yet, but Wukong doesn't care

[lavenoon]

It's not like they dislike getting their teeth brushed, the opposite, really! Having their little hunter get so close without being scared, being cared for - that's why they drag it all out, and get more time with their hunter! <3

@naffeclipse and I were talking about brushing the cryptid boys' teeth after @themeeplord's jaw anatomy, and turns out I can draw non spoilery fluff!

[lilacerull0]

sad & pathetic & insane (inspo)

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

--Yibo and Zhan smiling, teasing each other and practicing scenes

[radi0activec0smos]

So I was gonna make, like. An actual piece for this headcanon but brain is being a lil piss baby and saying no, SO instead I did a doodle.

Language headcanons! Slouching Soldier speaks French, while Wounded Warrior speaks Irish - both speak English as well but have times where they just prefer speaking in their native languages. (They also learned each other’s just to be able to understand each other SDAFKJFDASKJSDF)

(Translations: “Did you call me a cabbage?” “Yes.” “You’re evil!” “Am I now?” “... Maybe.” “I was only testing if you were awake!”)

The brainrot these two give me is immense. And also I CANNOT DRAW EITHER OF THEM CONSISTENTLY. THE CURSE OF THE GAYASSES

[saintclay]

Fuck it, D&Dorks time. 

Okay so genuinely, The Absence being a kid is so fucked up in the best way possible. Like Sir Superhero said that The Absence was a kid of indeterminate gender, and (correct me if I’m wrong) around 8-ish which like. Okay. 

Imagine you’re this kid. You’re somewhere between the ages of eight and ten, probably. I mean 8-ish could be anywhere from a tall 6-year old to a 12 year old who’s hitting puberty late, but considering that this kid did find one of the god thrones (and because they were described as being ‘around eight’) I’m going to assume eight years as my lower limit, and guesstimate around ten-ish as an upper limit, all things considered. anyway.

Imagine going on some kind of whirlwind adventure in the chaos realm, full of fantastical things, probably, and finding a throne, sitting on it and then suddenly.

Nothing.

Nobody can remember you. Even if you talk to them even if you ask them to remember you, they just can’t. And this would be horrid enough for an adult, but you’re a kid. You’ve probably never been on your own before, you’ve never really had to go for long periods of time without someone around to take care of you. You are at an age where you actually need a lot of socialization with peers in order to not get, y’know, profoundly fucked in the head. 

And this goes on for millennia. It goes on for so long that you forget your own name, you forget who you were before you were the God of Secrets.

This goes on until you find a party of adventures who come to figure out what the fuck is going on with a city that is suffering because someone broke a pact with you except surprise surprise the entire party except this one old blind dude are gods. Fledgeling gods. (Well okay no it goes on until this one dude comes and asks you to take care of the party of fledgeling gods, but lets not split differences)

And then suddenly, one of them remembers you. They give you a name that isn’t just The Absence. One of them, for some fucking reason, is lecturing you about safety and personal space like they’re your mother or something.  

Like god damn no wonder Skeezvol got stolen as soon as Emmy realized that he did, in fact remember them. Isolation does shit to you, and they’ve been isolated in the most concrete sense for a long time.

also it is so fucking on brand that the ‘Kid NPC’ that this party adopted is both technically older than all of them and is also probably more powerful than all of them

[abd-illustrates]

On the kink anon discourse, you don't owe any of us anything, like you should only share what YOU are comfortable with. I think you are completely justified to set boundaries, and I appreciate that you did so in a public space because it displays to others that it is okay to do so as well. So, thank you for sharing this with your followers, and I'm sorry this stuff keeps happening :/

Absolutely dude, thank you!

I'm rlly glad you mentioned the fact that I'm answering these publicly 'cause that's exactly why! Like I could very easily let them sit in my inbox and accept their presence silently, but no; If somebody is giving you rude or uncomfy vibes - (both online and in real life!) - it's so SO important to recognise that and say with your whole chest that "Hey, I'm not about to put up with this today!!

(This also seems like a good moment to reiterate that --other than my patience wearing a little thin lmao-- I'm totally fine and unbothered so hopefully none of y'all are worrying on my count! Just hope these exchanges have been more entertaining than upsetting/ frustrating for y'all to read! 💖)

[an-organized-confusion]

More silly Gymrat!AU stuff with the co-conspirator. A bit of Roceit, lotsa Dukexiety, and some dorky Creativitwins shit too...

Him: gymrat!Remus (and Roman) on their first day in the SO's living arrangements immediately started rubbing themselves up against everything when asked why: "so you never miss my scent" Janus is just doing his best not to immediately blurt out that he has a cleaning service that shampoos and conditions his furniture once every two weeks and Virgil’s like, "You know I'm going to just wash all that once you're gone right?" he in fact does not wash it, he does attempt to sniff them periodically when Remus isn't around

Me: i feel like Virgil would know and make reference to it, saying, "A/B/O shit isn't a thing in this world! Wtf, dude!" but is also weirdly endeared i just picture Remus going, "Record scratch? i didn't know you read omegaverse stuff?" Virgil: "Sh-shUT UP. IT WAS ONE TIME."

Him: Virgil: “YOUR BROTHER EXPLAINED IT TO ME.” Remus: “...How did you know i have a brother?" Remus, immediately calls Roman: "Yo, bitch-face. Do you read Omegaverse smut?" Roman: "IT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS RECOMMENDED BY A WOMAN COWORKER." Remus: "Cool, I don't actually care. But did you ever talk to someone about it?" Roman, panicking: "Yes, LOTS OF PEOPLE." Remus: "And you wonder why people think you're the weirdo of the two of us sometimes? Cool, anyways that's all i wanted to know." [Remus hangs up.] Remus: "Anyways, I know you're lying Virgie. I haven't introduced you to my brother, or even talked about him just yet. Because my brother is a biiiiitch. He scares away all my conquests, i mean dates."

[just-trying-my-best-everyday]

I was watching some FMA live action clips because I can't find the second movie yet (as one does) and Ling literally slid into a room.

Like I shit you not, this is Something That Happened and somehow it's the most FMA-accurate thing to happen thus far.

[im-no-jedi]

you can really tell the TBoBF writers did their research about Clones by turning Boba into a badass dork who adopts every stray, misfit, and orphan that he comes across 😂

[something-about-sunflowers]

I had to turn off reblogs for the post about the anon asks. . . I am just a lil guy. . . I cannot handle 18k notes. . . My notifs/activity tab are in shambles. . . H-how do big accounts do this all the time?

[blu-art]

Inserts the "I wonder how I would taste" meme but it's the kiss vs [censored] - that's what's going through Ty's brain right now. Ace just loves to be a menace.

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Got enough critters now to be a Pokémon trainer, it seems, lol. Just added the Kittos to my Chewy account so they can have thier item preferences there and I also want to know if Chewy sends three separate cards or one card with all names if you have pets born on the same day.

So I had a thought for a theme team

Picked them not only on closest appearance but also vibe and naturally I wanted the Kittos to all be meowths.

Tori being an Eevee is partly because the shiny fluff is pretty close to her color, but also that my friend gave me an Eevee Build-A-Bear on the Christmas I got Tori and apparently the heart wish was "I want her to get a puppy like she wants so badly" so Tori is jokingly referred to as a wish puppy about as much as my "cloud puppy" and "Christmas puppy"

Mei Mei naturally needed to be a Purrloin by both the color vibe but also because Purrloin is what I think an expy of Meowth is

Sarah gets to be evolved because she's older than me so badass water turtle it is. Shiny because closer to her natural color.

So basically, if I was a trainer for real, it would be a dog thing, four cats and turtle with two pressure washers fused to her back.

[sylhea-raemi]

maydare tensei monogatari got me reading texts only again and it's for a character named nero pachelbel

[cirqueduroyale]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Remember that it's not just a day for romance. You can use the day to show kindness and love to your friends, family, pets, and/or yourself!

[officialambassadorfrisk]

Alright that's a vanilla milkshake with fries, so that come to about uh what currency do you use? Do you still use G? Let's say it's 25G.

Oh!! We actually use G and human dollars!! Most humans don't accept G, so monsters have both (ᵔᵕᵔ)