#but here I am

[shushmal]

Just to be ULTRA clear with yall, this was ABSOLUTELY NOT IN ANYWAY written/brainstormed/prompted by AI :)

Keep that shit so fucking far from me

Okay but a sci-fi/futuristic au where at the very tender age of 10 Dustin codes his first ai program (I know, triggering right now, bear with me) presumably to be just an online assistant type thing to keep his mom or his adoptive brother off his back, to text his friends back so they don’t think he died in the middle of a science experiment, and to play his music while he works. To play video games with him since his friends don’t want to as much anymore.

He names it Eddie, because it’s pretty buggy in the beginning and keeps playing this ancient metal band.

Anyways Dustin doesn’t really notice that Eddie’s kind of become a little more than your regular ai assistant when Steve scowls at him and says, “Hey, your computer is being a dick to me.”

When he looks, he realizes Eddie’s chat algorithm has evolved to include personality. So Dustin, being the responsible scientist he is, absolutely helps it evolve more. And swears Steve to secrecy. Steve luckily loves Dustin and doesn’t want him sent to jail.

By the time he’s packing for university, Eddie had cultivated his own developed voice, a sprite for himself to show up at inopportune times, and a near decade-long beef with his brother.

“Dustin! Your robot is being a bitch to me again!”

“Your music sucks Steve-o, that’s not bitching, that’s facts,” Eddie’s voice calls from a near by speaker, sounding deeply pleased with himself.

“He’s not a robot,” Dustin groans for what feels like the millionth time. Yet, he adds internally, however. He is going to school for biomechanics for a reason.

So, of course, being the responsible scientist, Dustin makes an illegal android.

And just to piss Steve off more, he makes Eddie taller than him.

And Eddie, who has become Dustin’s closest friend, is overwhelmed and over joyed. They spend months just hanging out, introducing Eddie to his friends. It’s great. Eddie is so much like a real person that Dustin kind of forgets he’s not.

So of course Eddie reminds him in the worst way.

A few weeks of avoidance and hijinks later finds Dustin in his spare bedroom, hands over his eyes, screeching "please tell me you did not fuck my brother?" followed very quickly by "please tell mE YOU DID NOT FUCK MY ILLEGAL ROBOT."

[illumi-nati-png]

Do you think he’s proud of us?

[c7arisse]

new america city arc yeaaaah

[somewhereincairparavel]

I wish the hoo books didn't erase the 'roman-ness' from jason completely just because he adapted to the greeks. yes I know the inner conflict given to him was that he needed to be a part of the greeks, but that plotline went NOWHERE and gave him zero development bc he died like 5 seconds later realizing that he currently belonged in NEITHER. why not just keep him roman? we needed a proper, cold, calculating roman representation. hazel and frank could just as easily fit into the greeks because they were very new to camp jupiter and reyna was shipped off to the hunters.

jason was always kind of eccentric in the argo ii if you guys hadn't noticed. when jason was talking in praise about diocletian(?) hazel looked at him in horror because he wasn't supposed to be saying good things about him. but the romans were supposed to be like that. they were supposed to take in the beneficial aspects of even bad people, they didn't think about feelings. they were the "we see good in everyone but only because we need them for our benefit".

it would take a million years for jason to trust someone completely, hot take but he would take longer than nico to warm up to someone. nico is just more open about not trusting someone, but jason would hide it better. annabeth said jason had this unnerving vibe about him and neither she or hazel could get a read on him. he would be calculating your every move and would read so much into what you say, because he's a roman by blood, by virtue.

and jason would take betrayals HORRIBLY, arguably he'd take it the hardest, it isn't easy to anger him but a broken promise, considering the history with his mother, a broken trust, drives him absolutely insane.

[kaizsche]

MELISSA KING & FRANK LANGDON THE PITT (2025)

[purplepixel]

Two reallys.

Redrawn panels from IDW #42 but with the rise turtles

I wanted to see what it'd look like. Tweaked the dialogue just a tad so it fits more with the rise characters. Realistically, I'd have to squint really hard to be convinced this exact scenario would happen with the rise turtles. Mainly bc Leo can portal. Draxum can portal. THE FOOT can portal. Donnie would not need to build a portal machine. Ahem anyways. I wanted to mess around with color.

One day I'll actually draw the idw turtles

[eienafisher]

"Addicts don't get excuses but if someone ever needed to self-medicate, it was that boy."

CRIMINAL MINDS — 2x15 "Revelations"

[pinguwuuuu]

No lube, no protection, from the window, to the wall, on the counter, on the sofa, on the floor……

[tenrose-s]

Doctor Who | 1x01: Rose

[just-a-fun]

As a Benrius shipper, Ben should break up with his girlfriend.

She should be with me

LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT LOVELY GIRL

Please

She is Italian

I'm italian

Leave that twink and please give me Change beautiful girl

[tis-i-german-potato]

I need everyone to know that the german word for mullet (the hairstyle) isn't a word at all.

It's the equivalent of calling the mullet "Froshbalo" in english.

Why? Because Vokuhila (the German 'word') is simply "Vorne kurz hinten lang" (Front short back long)

I need everyone to know that.

And I will now start calling a mullet a Froshbalo because honestly that word is banging.

[morebird]

It'll only be a taste, I swear

[emziess]

Isak og Even - fredag 14.10.16 kl 16.40 Skam

[nxmvzo]

[Team Timekeeper Official Art | 2024-06-14]

THEY'RE SO ADORABLE

BUT I HAVE PRIORITIES

They look so overworked I think they're losing it

You know what time it is

I present to you

Silly Sonetto ft. Silly Vertin

[thatstargazingaquarius]

When i remember i have the power to make shit