#Yaphit

[theorvilleincorrectquotes]

Yaphit, going through his mail: Restraining order, medical bills, invitation to my class reunion, another restraining order…

Dann: What are you throwing that out for?

Yaphit: You can’t restrain me! I’m a free spirit!

[whirligig-girl]

oh yeah the orville's a thing that exists.

[orvilles-log]

THE ORVILLE C1.02 - The Word of Avis

[yeehawthethird]

My friend Alec’s observations of Orville characters (I’m making this a series)

DISCLAIMER: if you are not familiar with my pookie Alec, these will be unhinged, concerning, and at time offensive. These do not reflect how either of us actually feel about the characters, and is simply all in good fun.

Ed: he’s sober? The guy with the insane pushback widows peak in history, kinda zesty, halfway zesty, probably bisexual but says the f slur way too often, kinda looks like Elon musk?? Elon musk has a turtle build, he has less of a turtle build, looks and sounds like he has unresolved therapy issues he needs to resolve, pickles, submissive and breedable, bottom bitch

Kelly: don’t like her, looks like a toothbrush (without the toothpaste) flavorless, looks like she’s shank me in the shower (Zoey core), I did get my earbuds stuck in my toilet paper (not the other way around) this reminds me of her somehow, Michael Jackson ahh, looks like Beyonce’s not slay sister bince, kinda looks like a white supremacist, would say KKK shit and walk away with a smile, reminds them of Nicole from class of 09

Alara: the void of that forehead is swallowing me up, why does she have the lesbian flag, her four eyebrows are giving me sensory issues, I’m trying to find my stupid thingy and I blame her for it, her hair is sort of hairing but not in the way I want it to, we all have her mistakes (about me liking her), looks like she’s shedding, she doesn’t like clowns?? Everytime I think of her personality I think of a bridge because I’m trying to connect her eyebrows to her hairline, smells like cherry creamsicle, she’s gay, she’s hay

Talia: likes the forehead makeup better, looks Asian, the side ponytail is giving me mass histeria it needs to BURN LIKE THE WITCHES WHO WORE IT, DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SIDE PONYTAIL

Issac: why he have a strap for his dick, does he have a laser penis, horny robot, looks like I’m staring into Evie’s eyes, I’m deflating, he seems like he wants to fuck everyone there (including bortus), the ugliest robot design I’ve ever seen, chainmail, onward and yonward ahh fit, suicide? So me core

Bortus: curly from mouthwashing, human sausage, why does he look like he has a brain on his head kill it kill it, what he thinking about, he’s being oppressed? He’s been mewing, homosexual gaygaygaygay, I feel hair everywhere

Claire: omg that’s Kamala Harris, she looks like a political figure, who’s loose to Elon musk, is she the one who fucked the slime? That makeup is on fleek, (after learning she fucked the robot) never mind, can she drop the skincare routine, I can treat her better than the robot, milf age

Is

Derulo: HE SLEPT WITH THE CAPTIANS WIFE AND THATS WHY HES A SLUT,

Gordon: who the fuck is gooblin, he looks like a man who’s ready for divorce, he looks like he’s having a secret affair with his boss, (learns that Ed is his boss) point still stand, Ed fucked the blue guy, nice wrinkles I guess, has the same hair as the kid I liked from lab rats???, approaching male pattern baldness

John: now this is a guy I can stand behind- quite literally he’s 6’4, I thought his name was gonna be jaquavius the 3rd, had two satellites on the side of his head, don’t like his haircut, I’ve been reading all of their names wrong, joon

Yaphit: NOT THE BLOB, looks like ditto, does he have the ability to turn into every Pokémon, I don’t like the color green, it’s giving snot, ITS NOT EVEN GREEN

[scifi-smashorpass]

Yaphet (The Orville)

[weaver0fwords]

Rewatching the first season of Orville to prepare for the third and with Quodo rampant in my mind, Yaphit is totally one of Quark and Odo's Changeling kids.

[varlysca]

Queens of being down to fuck liquid aliens

l'waxana troi had the hardest game in the entire galaxy. name a smoother pickup line i'll wait

[beatleshalloween]

Ed Mercer introduces the Beatles to his crew on the Orville.

[atakeflight]

on request muses 001

[theorvilleincorrectquotes]

*Yaphit, John, and Dann are playing poker. Dann is winning by a long shot.*

John: Aw, come on.

Yaphit: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing!

Dann: Go Fish?

[andtheirmoonlight]

What they're looking at:

Raffaello Sorbi (Italian, 1844-1931)

The Serenade

[milfbrainrot]

it's always weird to see more slime aliens when they show the intergalactic alien council... like i thought they just made yaphit in a lab by some horrible mistake

[orvilles-log]

THE ORVILLE C1.02 - The Word of Avis

[drcfinn]

once the exam season is over I will be streaming the orville so we can all love on claire and gordon and john and ed and kelly and bortus and topa and marcus and finn and yaphit and issac and alana and talla etc because they all deserve it.

[lookedinfinite]

" no one asks any questions here . " from @andbreathe / yaphit

brunette is always full of questions, an endless state of being, one she knows no different than. yet she's good at seeking answers without bothering anyone else - from books, from screens, from fiddling with numbers herself. over and over through her life maeve has learnt via watching others - seeing their approaches, figuring out what comes from quirks and what parts are necessity.  ( her silence, though so easily it's labelled cold or distance,  is easily figured out to be simply her thinking away - mind too quick for anything to really make it to her lips without needs. )

"I'm sorry." maeve isn't sure if it's a criticism or not, so she treads careful line between two possibilities. "I've been trying to teach myself for if there's ever an emergency or need.  it's only a couple of questions,  if you ever get the time..."

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Yaphit is just such a good background character