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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

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'Humor is tragedy plus time.'

--some guy from Star Trek with the funny hair and funny accent, in a white suit, what's his name

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

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Getting Better.

And more about the future.

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due to me being an NPC, my animation was trimmed, and I now have only one facial expression left, stuck permanently: the US south iteration of 'Oh honey'

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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Head empty, just WD5 chilling 🥺

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Hello during a random dessert the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus!

tomorrow (dec 9) is my birthday and I am going to watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with Abed Nadir and do nothing else all day

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That can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. She comes every year.

HAPPY DECEMBER 9TH TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

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I miss Community but I will always have Community memes

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Tumblr: You get it all out of your drafts system?

Me: *laughs* *laughs maniacally* *continues laughing* *abruptly stops laughing* Almost.

Me: grabs the gun and shoots the dean *reblogs this post*

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the visual history of how we quit smoking in March, in three images provided by two apps

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id below cut

[image ID: Drawing of shirtless Pete Wentz on the floor of a mall surrounded by Christmas decorations, saying "Please, it's Christmas!" The next image shows Patrick Stump looking angry, about to swing a comically large candy cane down on Pete, saying "It's December 10th!" end id]

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I don't think my brownie's working

merry december 10th to all those who celebrate

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[Image description: A stereotypical French sailor lies vulnerable on the deck of his ship. He pleads, “Please, it’s Christmas!”, surrounded by bread, cheese, grapes, a barrel, and rope. Above him in the second panel, Ed Teach raises a baguette above his head as if to strike the sailor. “It’s December 11th,” he snarls. “It’s the 10th, boss” chimes in Izzy, off screen.]

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Finally......I can draw this