#derulio

[yeehawthethird]

My friend Alec’s observations of Orville characters (I’m making this a series)

DISCLAIMER: if you are not familiar with my pookie Alec, these will be unhinged, concerning, and at time offensive. These do not reflect how either of us actually feel about the characters, and is simply all in good fun.

Ed: he’s sober? The guy with the insane pushback widows peak in history, kinda zesty, halfway zesty, probably bisexual but says the f slur way too often, kinda looks like Elon musk?? Elon musk has a turtle build, he has less of a turtle build, looks and sounds like he has unresolved therapy issues he needs to resolve, pickles, submissive and breedable, bottom bitch

Kelly: don’t like her, looks like a toothbrush (without the toothpaste) flavorless, looks like she’s shank me in the shower (Zoey core), I did get my earbuds stuck in my toilet paper (not the other way around) this reminds me of her somehow, Michael Jackson ahh, looks like Beyonce’s not slay sister bince, kinda looks like a white supremacist, would say KKK shit and walk away with a smile, reminds them of Nicole from class of 09

Alara: the void of that forehead is swallowing me up, why does she have the lesbian flag, her four eyebrows are giving me sensory issues, I’m trying to find my stupid thingy and I blame her for it, her hair is sort of hairing but not in the way I want it to, we all have her mistakes (about me liking her), looks like she’s shedding, she doesn’t like clowns?? Everytime I think of her personality I think of a bridge because I’m trying to connect her eyebrows to her hairline, smells like cherry creamsicle, she’s gay, she’s hay

Talia: likes the forehead makeup better, looks Asian, the side ponytail is giving me mass histeria it needs to BURN LIKE THE WITCHES WHO WORE IT, DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SIDE PONYTAIL

Issac: why he have a strap for his dick, does he have a laser penis, horny robot, looks like I’m staring into Evie’s eyes, I’m deflating, he seems like he wants to fuck everyone there (including bortus), the ugliest robot design I’ve ever seen, chainmail, onward and yonward ahh fit, suicide? So me core

Bortus: curly from mouthwashing, human sausage, why does he look like he has a brain on his head kill it kill it, what he thinking about, he’s being oppressed? He’s been mewing, homosexual gaygaygaygay, I feel hair everywhere

Claire: omg that’s Kamala Harris, she looks like a political figure, who’s loose to Elon musk, is she the one who fucked the slime? That makeup is on fleek, (after learning she fucked the robot) never mind, can she drop the skincare routine, I can treat her better than the robot, milf age

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Derulo: HE SLEPT WITH THE CAPTIANS WIFE AND THATS WHY HES A SLUT,

Gordon: who the fuck is gooblin, he looks like a man who’s ready for divorce, he looks like he’s having a secret affair with his boss, (learns that Ed is his boss) point still stand, Ed fucked the blue guy, nice wrinkles I guess, has the same hair as the kid I liked from lab rats???, approaching male pattern baldness

John: now this is a guy I can stand behind- quite literally he’s 6’4, I thought his name was gonna be jaquavius the 3rd, had two satellites on the side of his head, don’t like his haircut, I’ve been reading all of their names wrong, joon

Yaphit: NOT THE BLOB, looks like ditto, does he have the ability to turn into every Pokémon, I don’t like the color green, it’s giving snot, ITS NOT EVEN GREEN

[officialtripletroubleau]

CHARACTER STUFF

Resdesigns Midas - Edited shoes.

Chloe - Added piercings, added a curved, diamond shaped emerald(?) on the forehead, and edited outfit.

Guild - Edited markings, outfit and hair.

Midas(childhood version) - Edited hair and outfit.

New official characters Derulio Prestige - tiger mobian.

COMING SOON! Character references for characters owned by Duke.

More Amaru information.

[anniebf]

I am so confused! I watched every episode and I cannot for the life of me remember what Ed and Kelly each said about dating someone on ship. Can you save my sanity??? Now that Kelly is going to be dating a guy on ship, I'm trying to figure out if she said it or Ed said it or both said they won't date someone on ship. All I know is there are too many characters hooking up on this show. Help! and thanks!

Girl I had to google their fucking names, that’s how much I remember the show! 😂I’m guessing either the Derulio episode, The Charlize Theron episode, or the episode when they try to rekindle their relationship.

I think someone just said they were re watching all the eps. Maybe they can tell you.

[sethymacfarlanes]

A Theory

This is gonna be like, not professionally done because I just had 3 exams today and I am TUCKERED out man.

But I just watch 1x09 and as soon as it was over I KNEW what they were doing. They are setting up another Mercer x Grayson relationship.

Cheating is something that should not be forgiven - but perhaps if it was never Kelly’s fault to begin with - if she just could not help herself due to Derulio’s (?) heat, they can work something out, and there wouldn’t be this insane backlash of “but she cheated!” (she did, but now it might have been mind control or whatever the fuck just happened).

Either way I’m like, super excited. I sense the tension. But I also don’t want the relationship to happen right away. I want a few seasons at least.

ALSO SETH WAS HOT AF DURING THAT ONE SCENE, YOU KNOW WHICH SCENE IM TALKIN ABOUT

[vermidian]

Derulio seems like a skeezy jerk. WHAT does she Kelly in him?