#YOU HEAR ME?????

[allastoredeer]

While i do prefer top!Lucifer, i have no problem with bottom!lucifer and top!alastor. If it wasn't for so many shippers using Alastor being taller as an excuse to woobify and mischaracter the ever loving shit outta Lucifer, I'd probably like bottom!Lucifer just as much as top!Lucifer.

That said, there is one scenario where I'd find portraying Lucifer as a UwU little lamb and Alastor as the big bad wolf looking to corrupt him acceptable. And that's if it's made clear that they are doing a role play.

Like, their usual dynamic is Lucifer topping Alastor, but that night they wanted to switch things up. Lucifer is canonically a switch, and if he wants a take a turn at being a pillow-princess while allowing Alastor a chance to indulge in the corruption kink he most certainly has, I'm not going to complain!

But! It HAS to be CLEAR that it is JUST A ROLE PLAY! Otherwise I'm backclicking tf outta there👋😑✌️

Lucifer is so far from an UwU little lamb that I just...my brain can't even fathom it. Even for a roleplay. That man is the farthest from being a innocent, lil lamb.

But I'm glad you're having fun! There's a lot of fun stories to read and art to see when you enjoy all options! Sometimes I do come across a top!Alastor fan art that's...neat. Like, it's nice. I like it. Give it a heart.

But, hhhhhh yeah, if it's established as some kind of roleplay, I can see that. If it's be for real, I'm running out of there so quick.

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

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[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[m3djed]

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

[eastgaysian]

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[blanc-ci]

I just can’t get over that Spock didn’t die alone

So many sad postings about how Spock had to spend his final years in a not-quite-right universe, watching younger versions of himself and his friends live on while he can’t be apart of it, can’t ever see his friends again. Kirk is alive and yet totally unreachable.

But against all odds! There’s Jim! His Jim!! Through time and space just to find him again. To be by eachother’s side again. His wayward sun finally dawned.

[notherpuppet]

Tiny Dancer, Piano Man 🎶🎹

[thebreadmantm]

I keep on misreading your username and I just hear in Jon's voice

"THE BREAD. MARTIN!"

The boys try making sourdough it goes bad

Peak safe house shenanigans (can you tell I don’t know how sourdough works)

[wizardnuke]

hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

(this has now become its own little au! friends in higher places au masterlist here!)

[noodles-and-tea]

JESUS I LOVE YOUR JAYVIK. I hope it brings you as much joy as it does to us, we are all collectively crying from happiness when we see your art ✨️❤️ if you ever decide to draw a quick sketch of them with an adopted puppy AAAAAAA that would be very amazing :) but honestly whatever you draw is just 10/10 I'm here for MORE I HOPE WE GET MORE HAVE A NICE DAY YOU CHAMPION AND AN AMAZING LIFE YOU DESERVE IT

They’d call it “Spanner” or something

[saturnisfallingdown]

[ID: A variety of word art sentences strung together to form a post. Burning red text says “i use a windows pc”. Purple and blue all caps text says “I am aware that solitaire is no longer totally free”. Gritty blue text reads “it was just an easy comparison”. Bubbly orange text reads “I am also aware that minecraft costs more money now”. Clean silver text reads “im glad you liked my post though”. Bold golden text reads “Have a great day”. End ID]

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

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[camofag]

the public reaction to i saw the tv glow is like a perfect case study into how cis people take up queer spaces and unknowingly mock and enjoy trans suffering. sitting in the theater, i had a pit in my stomach the entire time. so many times, i would tear up and then someone else in the theater would laugh. and i wouldn’t cry because how would they look at me when the lights came back on? because they don’t see it. they don’t see the pain. they think it’s funny. i left the theater completely silent, not saying a word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say a word to me until partway into the drive home. the people around us immediately got to picking it apart, explaining what it all meant to each other, dumbing it down, making theories. cis people see the the movie, just like transness, as something to debate. a conversation. something to dissect because it makes them uncomfortable if they don’t understand it in their easily digestible way.