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taumoeba · 2 years ago

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John Greens twitter going out with a bang. Im so sorry for what we did to you sir

[id: screenshot of a tweet from @JohnGreen that says "People often ask this coffee company about my favorite taste. My favorite taste is coffee. Not only that, but coffee smells amazing. 100% of profits to charity". A link to awesomecoffeeclub.com is attached. /end id]

#twitter #john green #blah blah blah #I screamed #literally watching twitter crash and burn but you know what im glad he reclaimed this #edit: i lied to you all i was not a part of the campaign to get him off tumblr but some of yall in the tags should do some reflection lol #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k

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heartorbit · 7 months ago

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the star you've longed for

#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥#project sekai #revue starlight #pjsk #emu otori #nene kusanagi #emunene #prsk #proseka #yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death #HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL #Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week #im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar #thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp #i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role #rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place #Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL #though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead #revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years #Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious #but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work #aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use #idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways #emuneneweek2024 #EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming #tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling

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introspectivememories · 2 months ago

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tired: ace is set for execution at marineford

wired: luffy is set for execution at marineford

inspired: sabo is set for execution at marineford

#like are you seeing what im seeing????#sabo gets set for execution and he doesn't think anyone will come #mainly bc he told them not to but then these two random pirates crash it and scream that he's their brrother????#the one with a whitebeard pirate is sobbing and strawhat luffy wailing #and there's no time to unpack this bc well the marines are after them and if he squints he can see koala on the horizon #and he wasnt expecting a second chance at life but every rev knows that you cant help the cause dead #also the sheer angst of ace a luffy finding out sabo is alive but only when he's set for execution #the race against time and when they do get there sabo looks at them like he has no clue who they are #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #sabo #one piece #asl brothers

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 2 months ago

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Ted saying that no driver has had this level of attention on them since Michael Schumacher...

Gentlemen, a short view into the past; Max's debut season, his Red Bull debut, the literal rule changed as a result of his debut in the sport... oh and everyone and their mother calling Kimi Max 2.0 and Toto's second chance at signing debut!Max since he failed the first time around...

#max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #the sky sports commentators were literally clutching their pearls when max debuted 😭✋️#and practically screaming crying throwing up after the red bull switch was announced #gleefully questioning whether he was ready for it #him then winning his debut red bull race was chefs kiss #also... you can't really compare the attention schumi got #we've seen glimpses of it no question with the attention max & charles get #especially Charles as he is the predestined son of ferrari #ferrari is a religion after all #but schumi was on a whole another level #i can see max & charles reaching and exceeding it #but it was an insane level of attention #in the peak of paparazzi #the 90s and early 2000s were something else #not to say it's gotten better because it really hasn't but the way its done has changed #adapted to better suit the world of digital media so to speak #schumi was a cultural phenomenon to a lot of people including baby me he was f1 he was ferrari #i'ma stop before i start writing an essay about how Michael was F1's Diana because i feel thats where my head is at the moment lmao #also not ted also forgetting seb #my man got a penalty 6 seconds into f1 career 😭✋️#and was quickly dubbed the crash kid #max was crashtappen #max seb michael were all labelled aggressive #seb & michael only got appreciation when they were leaving/ when they left the sport #the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself

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north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave · 6 months ago

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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

#kazoo noises #charles leclerc #cl16 #monaco gp 2024 #zoomies posting #sports posting #like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work #weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town #because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough #for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson #(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL #BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared #(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand #gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and #there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are #gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker #(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have #him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born #maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner #sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives #gets to me #anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week

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whenthegoldrays · 10 months ago

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ELLY'S TOP TEN K-DRAMAS (with songs to match!)

(an updated version of this post can be found here)

10. Would You Like A Cup of Coffee? (2021)

Centers around Kang Go-bi and the regulars of 2Dae Coffee. Coziest show ever.

Song for this drama: Slow Down

9. Our Beloved Summer (2022)

Former high school/college sweethearts Ung and Yeon-su are brought back together by work five years after breaking up. My favorite OST!

Song for this drama: skinny dipping

8. The Matchmakers (2023)

A royal decree to marry off old maidens forces uptight prince Gyeongwoonjae and professional matchmaker Soon Deok to join forces. Prettiest show you've ever seen.

Song for this drama: Caught In A Blue

7. Extraordinary Attorney Woo (2022)

Woo Young-Woo navigates her career, life changes, and love as a rookie at Hanbada Law Firm and a woman on the autism spectrum. Young-Woo is a darling, and her boy is the greenest flag ever.

Song for this drama: pov

6. Familiar Wife (2018)

A married couple who have fallen out of love get to see each other in a new light after the husband, Ju-hyeok, goes back in time and changes their history. You've never rooted this hard for such an infuriating man.

Song for this drama: No One Knows

5. Castaway Diva (2023)

After 15 years stranded on a desert island, Seo Mok-ha pursues her dream of becoming a singer while searching for the boy who helped her escape her abusive father. Despite the horrors, this show will make you believe there is good in the world.

Song for this drama: Sweet Chamomile

4. Hometown Cha Cha Cha (2021)

Yoon Hye-jin moves to a seaside town to open a dental clinic and finds the home she always wanted amidst its colorful residents. So funny and the male lead is basically the perfect man.

Song for this drama: Apple Pie

3. Crash Landing On You (2019-2020)

After a freak accident lands her in North Korea, Yoon Se-ri must rely on the soldier who saved her life in order to survive, stay hidden, and get back to South Korea. Rips you apart in the best possible way.

Song for this drama: If I Never Knew You

2. Live Up To Your Name (2017)

Renowned acupuncturist Heo Im falls 400 years through time and lands in Seoul, where his life and fate intertwine with cardiac surgeon Choi Yeon Kyung. Beautiful, unmatched chemistry.

Song for this drama: epiphany

1. Twinkling Watermelon (2023)

Ha Eun Gyeol is mysteriously sent back in time, where he meets his parents as teenagers and discovers he didn't know as much about them as he thought he did. Peak family feels, peak soft couple, and peak enemies to lovers.

Song for this drama: Long Live

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dailykugisaki · 5 months ago

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Day 223 | id in alt

Maki thinking some very unsorcererly things over a piece of damn cheesecake.

(Read from right to left💥)

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #zenin maki #inumaki toge #its always the cheesecake tbh #cheese cake isn't bad i think it depends on the type for me tbh sometimes it takes too....cakey....???#fuck i dont even know #ive had some very good cheesecake in my life and man im trying to rob a relative of her recipe #anyway. Maki had a strict diet because of the clan but because Kugisaki showed up and found out her love of junkfood....#it all came crashing down VERY quickly #Kugisaki indulges Maki and vice versa. its kinda funny how they're both violent enablers of eachother #Not pointing fingers but if you're gonna be vauge in the comments then get out or post up in the asks #tell me what ails you #for the other people #these two are fucking deranged idk what their issue is but im sure ill figure it out sometime #im getting there nobamaki enjoyers im getting there TRUST TRUST #time to get hysterically distracted while i write the description of the images #suddenly everything turns into cocomelon #i fucked up the placement but yknow my ass #Kugisaki and Maki are just too silly they're trying to exist but they're so fucked up #my silliest silly #Maki has only the faintest idea of fucked up connections and nobody talks about how shes absolutely abysmal at it #my brain is envisioning Kugisaki with a brick and that's it rn #Beyonce songs are playing #am i hallucinating #the fucked up spoon....lordt #thought about those wack bitches with those wide ass necks and cried #i hope you all imagine everytime i type shit in the tags that its of those stressed ass evangelion screams

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pookiepiastri · 8 months ago

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Me personally I just think if you crash your car… then you don’t get to race. But maybe I’m crazy

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clowningaroundmars · 8 months ago

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my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ��️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

#mine #punkflower #spiderverse #can yall tell i am Not Normal rn #COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning #like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything #i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie?#i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this #just... god. i love it #hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles #joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring #practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment #showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging #dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there #miles: shows up #hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist #miles: smiles #hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence #bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time #bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon #but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha #IDIOTS the both of them #idiots in love #this is a trope i will never tire of ever #also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script #LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY #it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous #but miles my boy. my baby boy #look at me #you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN

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cerealmonster15 · 1 month ago

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please im not over it actually

twelve point six percent.......... so many people havent Seen It... djkgfdkj

#bg3 spoilers #tbh tho we were barely listening to what he was saying #bc we were all screaming over each other in the discord #watching a video game sex scene with ur friends is one thing #even more so when it is a sex scene w/a squid faced man fKLFHSKGLH #tho tbh we scream that much for a lot of things #like when we were trying to get my partner just to say some romance banter with astarion #or like. the very first fucking act when i tried to kiss the mindflayer you find crashed with the ship #which is an instant game over btw LOL it snapped my neck or something and we died #the emperor was. gentler. LOL JKSHLKSHFJDSKG

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coulsonlives · 10 months ago

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Just a heads-up peeps: Society of the Snow is a great movie, but the plane crash sequence will probably be legit traumatic to watch for some people.

It's v well done! But it's stark and not sterilized at all. Keep that in mind if you decide to watch it!

#here are the four main things: (not super spoilery)#1. nobody was talking or screaming hollywood-style during the descent. they were just trying to hold on. no intense dramatic music either #2. there were graphic shots of seats and other plane pieces getting pushed around and crushing people like they were bugs #3. a lot of people were crushed and pinned under things and after the crash a lot of em died in front of other people #4. lots of authentic-looking wailing and grieving #so just a heads-up before you watch it if you're sensitive to that kinda thing. it's VERY stark #society of the snow #death ment cw #injury ment cw

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dark-elf-writes · 1 year ago

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Sometimes you’re reading a fic and you can feel the misunderstanding coming and you know it’s going to be bad but you’ve already invested so much time into the fic and it’s all great and now your only choice is to read it and scream

#the elf talks #I hate miscommunication #like it makes me deeply uncomfy and I send so much time screaming #I also just get crippling amounts of second hand embarrassment and I think they’re related #it’s like watching a train crash in slow motion where everything is completely avoidable but you know they won’t #12/10 it’s agonizing but kinda great

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3-kraehen-im-anzug · 2 years ago

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Me: Man, what a day. Time to read some fanfictions to get my mind off things!

AO3: Right, yeah, about that… *crashes*

#ao3 #why #whywhywhywhywhy #not again please I need my gay people #I am Screaming Crying Throwing Myself Out Of The Window Repeatedly #when will my husband (ao3) return from war (crashing a-fucking-gain)#come back to me #please tell me it’s just a small bug #(but also take all the time you need to get the marvelous website running again <3)#(but also also LET ME HAVE MY BLORBOS RIGHT NOW I AM WITHERING AWAY AS I SPEAK)#ao3 down #ao3 is down

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gremzon · 7 days ago

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I might have OCD actually

#idk i can't tell if its ocd or paranoia #but all my life these “share this text to 10 contacts or your mum will die” always made me unreasonably panicked #and more and more because of posts like “donate now or you are a horrible person” make me deeply unwell #i feel so selfish because i know it's not their fault #im not blaming palestinians reaching out for help more like the people who share the posts and then guilt trip everyone #and i really dont wanna block the tags because it'll make me feel even worse and i still want to be informed #i have so many asks pilling up but idk what to do because I'm useless i can't help in anyway i dont have any reach and no money in my name #and i dont wanna close asks because i do enjoy ask games #but also idk what to do #because when i reply its so hard i feel miserable because i can't help but as soon as i reply i get 20 new ones and it's incredibly overwhel #overwhelming #but when i dont answer my brain is screaming at me “if you dont reply your while family will die in a car crash”#and it's a simple mental image to think of the more asks i answer the more i get the more my brain tells me awful things #I'm sorry to any mutual i may have unfollowed because they shared so many guilt tripping posts i genuinely can't do it anymore #and i feel terrible #and I don't wanna leave Tumblr because it's my only social platform left lmao and thevother ones are all awful its the inly one i like #I'm just not in the right mental state to constantly see “donate or you dont deserve to live even if youre poor” kinda posts #it's not even triggering its just making my “ocd” worse than it ever was #all day long my brian been telling me “you will die today because you didnt answer the asks!!”#it's genuinely horrible idk what to do and eother way i feel like a piece of shit i feel like i dont have the right to feel this way

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skele8rity · 2 months ago

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twst has been so funny catching up with. i finished book 3 a couple weeks ago (spoilers ahead) and i was telling my partner (who is caught up relatively) about how it would be sooo funny if leona was Doing All That just to get some sleep and get us out of his fucking hair. like being around us is just that annoying. wouldnt that be hilarious. i could see him doing that. its probably not that but imagine he looks at azul for this and goes "i cant fucking take it anymore."

and my partner bless their heart they had to purse their fucking lips and just nod and mumble "yeah thatd be crazy.... haha..."

#twst spoilers (book 3)#skelly speaks #skelly plays twst #the hilarity; thats literally exactly what happened.#i screamed. like i made the stupidest fucking noise when thats Really What It Was. (mostly.)#theres a little more to it. but i put so much weight in him wanting to burn up a deal.#i cant. im still laughing. i think leonas hilarious #im in book 4 now. im getting to the end of it. octavinelle is so fucking funny.#when you crash in the lounge and azul pushes his glasses up.#i looked at my partner like 'fuck. hes doing math. we owe him and we havent even said anything yet. shit.'#thirty seconds later; so about our chairs and tables you trashed...#i love twst so much wtf

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fischiee · 1 year ago

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carwash sibs is OVER make way for mainelina sibs

#this is a joke i still love carwash sibs but after watching s10 with my friend she brought this up and it made me scream #her giving up sigma for a chance at communication #the way she talks to him as he rips out the ai (she says like ‘no! what are you doing??’)#the friendly banter they always have #the guilt she would feel (and does canonically feel) abt giving Maine sigma and him ending up like that #sigma proving his control over maine by making him destroy the last real family he has #them both getting some form of superhuman experiments which is why maine is The Way He Is #and why lina can survive a spaceship crash and getting thrown off a cliff in the same day #i just love crazy fucked up family dynamics okay #its the trauma of it all #rvb #agent carolina #agent maine

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