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The Difference😭😭

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any reporter: so max if you’re not able to win who would you want to wi-

max: CHARLES! CHARLES! I WANT CHARLES TO WIN! I WANT TO HEAR THE ITALIAN ANTHEM! IL PREDESTINATO VINCE! CHARLES WILL BE THE NEXT WDC! CHARLES WILL WIN! FORZA FERRARI! SEMPRE!

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...so is he taking commissions? I have 1 chocolate pudding in exchange for a mclaren

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someone get the strap

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Is there some kind of agreement in Lando's contract that every time Oscar wins they have to credit Lando?

Like obviously Lando helped Oscar by holding Checo up, but Oscar was so fast and good in this race. I doubt Oscar would have struggled to get past Checo even if he ended up behind him following his pit stop?? But to give 50% of the credit to him is actually insane, maybe credit your driver who did a great job driving maybe????

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he’s like the funniest person ever

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Charles congratulating Oscar on his overtake on Charles was definitely a proud dad moment

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Bryan: "And pole position. No chance for anyone else. That was beautiful."

Charles: "LET'S GOOOOO!!!! YESSSS!!! NICE, LET'S GO BOYS"

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“no chance for anyone else” bryan once again trying to get charles hard inside the car

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CHARLES LECLERC POLE IN BAKU FOR THE FOURTH STRAIGHT YEAR

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So did everyone adopt Franco Colapinto?

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Everyday I wish more and more I understood French so I could watch Canal+

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I don't know why I'm torturing myself with this FP1, first Charles, now Franco, I only care about 2 other drivers on the track😭

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Never thought I’ll see the day: Lestappen getting 2 and a half minute of yapping on an f1 youtube channel

For me, this is Lestappen. He has such a good understanding of the relationship and is quite articulate about it.

Youtube timestamp: 18:22

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you have convinced me kimi is the lestappen kid charles is the abandoned child of brocedes divorce and max is the fruit of seb and kimi’s love

charles is too cunty to not have nico rosberg blood in him and well there’s nothing to more to say about seb and max, they are the og golden boys of the bull

and kimi is showing more and more everyday the shades of insanity that runs in charles and max. one question - where do ollie and oscar fit in

Once one realises that Charles is the real secret Brocedes baby all the pieces fall into place....a racing legend explodes onto the scene just the year after the Silver War ends.....who turns heads wherever he goes (especially those of his fellow drivers) and is the Prince of Monaco, those are Nico's genes right there. A cold and calculated teammate killer who hides his antics with excellent PR so you've forgotten any crime was ever comitted, those are Lewis' genes. A talent like you've never seen before....he could only be the child of two world champions.

Max needs to be Seb's son, the golden boy begets another golden boy. And realistically we've seen what the guy thinks of press, Kimi is his other dad. Without a doubt.

Ollie is Charles' via imaculate conception, conceived after Monza 2019 via the fervour and belief of the tifosi. Most crucially, Oscar is also biologically a Lestappen child–like his grandfather Lewis he was a McLaren rookie and will likely wreck havoc upon his teammate, like his grandfather Kimi he is stoic, like his grandfather Nico he's only ever been a wife guy. However Oscar was slightly less lucky and conceived in 2019, at a time when Max and Charles weren't a couple (just some track sex in Austria and Silverstone that year) and so Mark adopted him. It wasn't hard to convince him–Seb is Oscar's grandfather too.

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hey charles, you uh wanna drive le mans ?

theres a dutch dude and a spanish dude that you might know who are also interested in it :)

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Last year Charles side of the garage all put money together to buy him a lucky golden necklace. This year they gifted him a handcrafted wooden Ferrari horse and all signed the base.

Charles hosts dinners every year for his team and they do yearly dinners with his side of the garage and their families.

Charles always dedicates his Abu Dhabi helmet to Ferrari in some form. In 2021 his helmet theme was Ferrari and love. 2020 was the gay ass Sebchal helmet and in 2019, 2022 and 2023 his helmet included the names of Ferrari members.

The love shared in garage 16 is surpassed by none.